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Helen Mirren: No more nude scenes for me

But I wanted to see more of Helen's weathered old snatch!

And her "pleasure pillows."

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by Anonymousreply 23January 5, 2021 9:23 AM

Hackford would be a hot looking grandaddy if he'd lose the Santa Claus face fur.

by Anonymousreply 1October 2, 2015 11:54 AM

take off that dress. i can see your dirty pillows.

by Anonymousreply 2October 2, 2015 11:59 AM

That's okay, I can still see your saggy pussy from behind, sugar pleasure pillows!

by Anonymousreply 3October 2, 2015 12:07 PM

Helen, we were just getting to know ya!

by Anonymousreply 4October 2, 2015 12:54 PM

The barf bag industry is reeling from the news.

by Anonymousreply 5October 2, 2015 1:04 PM

A woman who has been known for being hot and doing nude scenes says she is too old to do nude anymore and you whine about it? Please. There are plenty of guys who would be very happy to still see her nude. With her it's not about the body more the personality and attitude. She has far more self awareness than any of you and if she said she would still do nude you'd be whining about that too.

by Anonymousreply 6October 2, 2015 1:14 PM

if you say so. still don't want to see granny snatch. lord knows madonna will manage to make us all see a few snaps of her snaggy old snatch snatch

by Anonymousreply 7October 2, 2015 1:21 PM

Surprisingly she has only played a hooker twice in her career.

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by Anonymousreply 8October 2, 2015 2:09 PM

Yeah, we can still count and Vadge to gives a show until they put her down.

by Anonymousreply 9October 2, 2015 3:10 PM

How sad. Most of the world is just dying to see a 60+ year old woman au natural.

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by Anonymousreply 10October 2, 2015 3:56 PM

R8 and the Queen was one of them!

by Anonymousreply 11October 2, 2015 9:30 PM

My eyes, R10, my eyes!

by Anonymousreply 12October 2, 2015 10:46 PM

Thank god this slut isn't flashing her cooch all around town anymore.

by Anonymousreply 13January 5, 2021 12:57 AM

Not since it was announced two COVID vaccines were on the way has the world breathed such a sigh of relief.

by Anonymousreply 14January 5, 2021 1:01 AM

Thank goodness. Nobody wants to see this old buddy’s melons.

by Anonymousreply 15January 5, 2021 1:04 AM

Did the woman literally never wear sunscreen, ever?

My 102-year old grandma had fewer lines and wrinkles.

by Anonymousreply 16January 5, 2021 1:21 AM

Helen did a Disney movie (Calendar Girls) where she was topless for half the movie!

by Anonymousreply 17January 5, 2021 1:23 AM

The ONE time I ever had a sex dream about a woman. It was about 15 years ago. In teaching Mrs. Tingle she plays a bad ass alien (I think), very butch

by Anonymousreply 18January 5, 2021 1:39 AM

Only a homosexual could bear to see her nude.

by Anonymousreply 19January 5, 2021 1:41 AM

R19 ^^ CORRECTION: Only a homosexual MAN

by Anonymousreply 20January 5, 2021 1:47 AM

[quote] “Yeah, we can still count and Vadge to gives a show until they put her down.”

Wad langvich is do speech, heh?

by Anonymousreply 21January 5, 2021 7:27 AM

And then she decided to become an actress, R8

by Anonymousreply 22January 5, 2021 7:52 AM

She's been appearing nude in films since the late 1960s. Just because she is older now why stop?

by Anonymousreply 23January 5, 2021 9:23 AM
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