Michael Fassbender's Fat Shakespearean Cock

So pricketh her this new jolly wo

To horse is all her lustie folke igo

Big cock or not he's still a drunken girlfriend abuser.

Nobody likes a Debbie Downer, R2

As if posters here still wouldn't line up to be abused by him R2. That isn't going to help lol.

Anyway, his bulge is the gift that keeps on giving.

Michael Fassbender is the star of all of my rape fantasies.

I can't really imagine him using that thing on me , but I can imagine him jerking it for me - can and have, many many times

I would let him bareback me.

You just know he's a hot, rough and nasty fuck. You can just tell with some guys.

For sure r8, he's got the cockiness

The Scottish Play!!

(costume suggestion)

How tall is he? is he tall? He seems so skinny.

Google says he is 6 feet tall, but all actors add a couple inches right?

(and yes I realize speaking of "inches" in this conversation leads to other thoughts)

[quote]Michael Fassbender is the star of all of my rape fantasies.

[quote]You just know he's a hot, rough and nasty fuck. You can just tell with some guys.

Exactly, he just oozes this raw, rough, masculine sexuality. The hard partying ways, rumors of aggressiveness with old girlfriends and the big dick he packs all work in his favor towards that image. It's why he hasn't really taken much of a hit image wise.

he has ugly feet tho

Why are we talking about domestic abuse allegations that were almost immediately dropped by a bitter, scorned woman? This is not a case like Sean Penn or Terrence Howard where we KNOW there is a long and verifiable history of sickening domestic abuse and violence against women? I have to give Fassbender the benefit of the doubt in this case and say he's innocent.

Anyway, just saw the Macbeth trailer. This looks AMAZING. Fassbender and Cotillard? I can't wait.

"Why are we talking about domestic abuse allegations that were almost immediately dropped by a bitter, scorned woman? This is not a case like Sean Penn or Terrence Howard where we KNOW there is a long and verifiable history of sickening domestic abuse and violence against women? I have to give Fassbender the benefit of the doubt in this case and say he's innocent."

Translation: if someone accuses a star I like of something bad, I choose to disbelieve it. If a star I dislike is accused of something bad I'll automatically believe it.

R2, welcome to Datalounge, where the only thing that matters is how large a manths cock ith...and ith heeth "hot".

That's ridiculous, R16. In fact, I'm a big fan of Sean Penn's work. I think he's one of our best film actors and a very fine director, too. Terrence Howard is also a very talented actor. But, I think they're BOTH absolute scum based upon their VERIFIED, DOCUMENTED history of domestic abuse and violent, assholeish behavior. Show me the same verification of Fassbender's supposed past and I'll say the exact same thing about him, too.

r18, there is no documented evidence that Sean Penn abused anyone. And you are only labeling the victim as a "scorned woman" because you like Fassbender. NEXT!!!! Are you one of those mouth breathers who defended Greg Hardy and Ray Rice until the pics/videos were released?

No, R19, I did not defend Hardy or Rice. Nor did I defend Cosby. Verification ≠ "found guilty in a court of law". As for Sean Penn there IS documented evidence of Penn's violent abuse of Madonna. It goes well beyond an unverified accusation, but includes witnesses like an LAPD Lt. AND even though Madonna told the DA to drop charges (no doubt in concern for her own privacy and her career), Penn still pled guilty to a misdemeanor. So, no, Penn and Fassbender are NOT the same situations at all.

[quote]Penn was extremely violent toward his ex-wife Madonna when the two were married in the 1980s. Once, in June 1987, he allegedly caused the pop superstar to be hospitalized after hitting her across the head with a baseball bat. But Madonna, who remained protective of her husband, refused to press charges since Penn was already facing 60 days in jail for assaulting a film extra.

[quote]Things got even uglier on December 28, 1989. According to a police report filed by Madonna, Penn scaled their Malibu home that afternoon, found Madonna alone in her bedroom, and told her that he owned her “lock, stock, and barrel.”According to reports, “When she told him she was leaving the house, he tried to bind her hands with an electric lamp and cord. Screaming and afraid, Madonna fled from the bedroom. What followed was a nine-hour ordeal which left her deeply shaken. Penn chased her into the living room, caught her and bound her to a chair with heavy twine. Then he threatened to cut off her hair.”

[quote]He allegedly “smacked and roughed up” Madonna while she was tied to a chair, and then left for a few hours to buy more booze—leaving his then-wife bound and gagged—only to return and continue terrorizing her. He only agreed to untie her after she “agreed to perform a degrading sex act on him,” and then fled the house, got in her car, and raced to the sheriff’s office—eventually stumbling inside.

[quote]“I hardly recognized her as Madonna,” Lt. Bill McSweeney said at the time. “She was weeping, her lip was bleeding and she had obviously been struck.” Penn was charged with felony domestic assault, but Madonna told the DA to drop the charges against him. He eventually pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor, and the pop star split from Penn shortly thereafter.

r20, using your logic, Madonna was just a woman scorned who was lying.

R21 - okay, you're fixated on that. I'll take that terminology back and apologize for using it. I shouldn't have called her a "scored woman". Okay? I'll just refer to her as an ex-girlfriend of his. How does that change anything? Tell me why you feel that you have some kind of insight into this situation that NO ONE else does; insight that makes you certain that Fassbender is an abuser? Please, show me what drove you to this conclusion? I'm being serious. Give me something, because if you can show me why you believe this accusation so unequivocally, I'll happily listen to you. And if you make a persuasive argument, I will happily eat my hat and admit I was wrong. I mean that.

r22, you are the one who claims to have insight into the "scorned woman" without knowing her, stop being a hypocrite and accusing me of doing the things you are doing.

And if Fassbender weighed 300 pounds you'd believe the charges against him. You are only giving him a free pass because you are attracted to him.

R23 - I knew it. You wouldn't present me with one shred of evidence, one example of anything that has led you to this conclusion that these are accusations are are true. Instead, you fixate on my - as I admitted - poor choice of words to describe the Leasi Andrews and accuse of me thinking with my dick. I think Fassbender's a great actor, but I don't find him that attractive to be honest with you.

But, that's all you can do and you will ignore my request to give me any kind of insight into how you've come to this conclusion. I'm not saying it isn't POSSIBLE that Fassbender or ANY public figure could be violent or abusive in his private life. I'm saying that you can't walk around telling everyone it's 100% verifiably true when you have nothing to offer other than an accusation that was quickly recanted.

Oops. Sorry for the typos. Was sending from my phone and didn't proof.

Bump. Still awaiting response from R16, R19, R21, R23. I said I would happily listen to any evidence or, even, arguments you could make that would persuade me that I should, like you, assume that the allegation against Fassbender is without-a-doubt true. Show me what's led you to this firm conclusion and if it's reasonable, I will happily admit I was wrong. Go ahead, I'll wait...

I'd like to commit domestic violence on his ass!

for such a skinny guy fassbender sure does have a delicious ass

Jeez - Slow West went straight to video? How humiliating.

I'm a hissing prisspot!!!

r17 sweetheart would you like to walking into oncoming traffic for me?

What movie is this one from?

R32 The photoshop movie

R17 here. Hi-eeeeeeeeeee! Thought I'd show you my motives for twying to seem snarky.

OP, stop trying to make Fassbender happen. Steve Jobs has put paid to his career. He's synonymous with box office poison now.

I want to fuck with him a lot!

He is a homosexual. You heard it here first.

R27 Lol, I may have to steal that line.

I used to adore Fassbender, but since he married the bland Viklander, it makes me think less of him. Like he's not as crazy & freaky as I imagined he'd be. That's disappointing.

I'm not impressed.

Is that a scene from Macbeth? In what scene does he strip down to his bulging long johns and wade through a brackish tarn?

Is that a scene from Macbeth? In what scene does he strip down to his bulging long johns and wade through a brackish tarn?

Yes, I believe it's after the big battle scene at the beginning of the movie (though I could be wrong, it's been awhile)