Im going to start asking every bottom right before we close the deal and decide to fuck...

Why do keep posting variations on this same, rather uninspired, theme OP? Need we reChristen you "Top/Bottom Relations Complaints Troll" now or what?

Leave off, FGS

It's just smart networking, OP.

Should be obvious to you by now OP, they're asking if you have any top friends because they can't feel your teeny weeny in their butts.

OP is right though. Nothing is more weird than bottoms being like "do you have any friends that would also want to fuck me?"

Total bottoms are honestly weird as fuck, in a lot of ways. Better to find vers bottoms.

The more questions asked the less likely you have of getting laid. Since Obama has allowed the government to give you free antiretrovirals, there's no need to ask any questions.

Hi, I'm Larry. I'm a vey young 62. Though I look like a terribly masculine top, I am in actuality a bottom. Please bring all of your top friends. I just love to be objectified and the center of attention Pretend that I'm a very pleasing 22 years od. I know I do.

R3= bitter fish whose vag is so large her hubby has gone to guys with tight asses so he can feel something.

Total bottoms tend to be sluts that will do anything to get more dick.

Who'd have tought a top would be posting on a gay gossip and bitching site.

This?

Again?

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Is it in yet?

Actually r7 I don't bottom very often. I'm just not a self loathing gay who categorises all bottoms as whoring pig bottom sluts. Maybe the only guys you attract are the bottoms that will let anyone fck them??

When they ask for 3-ways...use the block button. They're usually asking because they are either (a) not that into you & hoping you have a hotter friend (b) want to get as much dick as they can for the price of the meth they bought (c) have IBS and have an unusually clean hole today - so it's a good chance to get a few dicks in there (d) they are fantasizing and nothing is really going to happen.

It's your neanderthal grammar that turns me on, so much. Seductively dumb.

Shut the fuck up, already. The only reason anyone ever asked you if you knew any other tops was because you're hung so small. Ranting on and on isn't going to change anything, so get the fuck over it.

Why is everyone so size obsessed in this thread? Smaller / average sized guys can make pretty good tops. I've been seeing someone who is way too thick, and it's kind of a long process to get things going every time. Granted, a dick that is VERY small makes you feel like you're being poked / stabbed... but too big is not really fun either, especially if they want to fuck hard.

[quote]Why is everyone so size obsessed in this thread

Do you really have to ask? It is a bunch of bottom marys who don't like they are being called out, so they lash out by attacking the OP's penis size.

For me, that would be a turn off. I want a man who makes me feel special.

I always give a referral when I can. I share, I'm a sharer.

Get her. Norma Sharer.

Dad! Get off the computer, you're embarassing me.

I sense this is the brick shithouse troll in another manifestion.

I’m a total bottom who is actually constantly being asked by tops if they can “bring a top buddy with them next time.” Maybe it’s a D.C. thing. Happens all the time here.

[quote]I want a man who makes me feel special.

Tops don't need to feel special.

God, you make it sound so transactional and joyless and completely devoid of any passion or fun. Enough with the dehumanization.

OP, your font is so small I can’t even read your post. Do you know any other posters?

Agreed r25. People like OP are what make sex so transactional and lame.

OP, you have no social skills. You're also telling your sad, pathetic tale to a whole bunch of people that give absolutely ZERO FUCKS about the tragicomic tale that is your sex life.

In other words, you'll forever remain King Of The Unfuckables.

Keep it moving, toots.