I had really noisy sex last night in my hotel room and now the hotel has it out for me!

OP, do you have STDs, dude?

The hotel, as well as the rest of DL, doesn't give a shit.

Pics or it didn't happen.

McKinsey and Coca-Cola will be hearing about this.

Yes OP. Because nobody has ever had loud sex in a hotel before. The staff are quite shocked and simply don't know what to make of it. And fire alarms simply do not sound off by themselves. Hotel staff are indeed looking upon you as some sort of demon. Trust me on this.

What makes you think this was anything to do w the sex? It was probably because they suspected you of smoking or purposely setting off the alarm for grins.

R6 is right.

You have issues, OP. Maybe STDS too.

Maybe they were just wondering when you would finally be leaving the room so they'd know when they could go in and collect the sheets (and possibly the bed) to be taken out and burnt?

This is totally believable!! Like Whoa!

And if the fire alarms went off, complain at check out and they'll have to refund you one of the nights. Like Whoa!

The Hotel still hasn't caught all of the soiled gerbils you released into the hallway.

We've modified your 'do not disturb' to simply read 'Disturbed'.

You're claiming homophobia yet you know what you were doing was loud and could have disrupted other visitors?

I like Marriott. But some of their hotels have thin walls so it feels like the other visitors are in the same room.

In this case, I hope the walls were thick and soundproof.

humble bragging, OP, go fuck off

Wa your Grindr hookup on a local reality show and did his name rhyme with Shlifford Sharris?

[quote]What makes you think this was anything to do w the sex? It was probably because they suspected you of smoking or purposely setting off the alarm for grins.

Why would they suspect me of smoking if I was not smoking? On what grounds would they base this suspicion.

Were you fucking a brotha on the down-low? Maybe they were trying to see who it was.

sicko

Were all the hotel employees ringing a bell and saying, "Shame! Shame!" as you passed?

You sound like an inconsiderate douche OP.

Given the shenanigans that go on when DragonCon's at the hotels in Atlanta, I doubt you've done anything that scandalous, dear.

I call, "Extremely Satisfying Tryst" on this, OP.

I know a guy who rents a hotel room in NYC when he visits and has noisy, meth-fueled orgies He also brings enough S&M and leather gear to fill the room.

He's great friends with the staff, who all know exactly what goes on.

He's a big tipper.

R23 but how big is his tip?

[quote] I know a guy who rents a hotel room in NYC when he visits and has noisy, meth-fueled orgies

Danny Pintauro?

That hookup that you found so sexually satisfying could have been a Soft Butch Sous Chef, who could have hacked you to death, OP.

[quote]Danny Pintauro?

Alyssa, you're such a cunt!

Love you R5

You should have accused them of homophobia to their face and called a lawyer. Obviously they set it off to harrass you. Are you stupid?

Homophobia? He says he had "really noisy sex".

OP everyone in that hotel hates you. HTH

My goodness, OP, what an Extremely Sad Tale you have related!

Perhaps you were smoking crystal and that's why the alarm went off?

Hope there weren't any little kids in the next room. If so, their parents spent the night telling them not to worry about the men being murdered on the other side of the wall.

They gave you the side-eye because of the overwhelming smell of shit and lube in the room, plus the accompanying streaks all over the sheets and walls.

Op, it isn't easy to set those fire alarms off; I should know because sometimes I burn a candle in the hotel rooms I am in (only when i am alert and working at the desk in my room). It is a PITA when a hotel fire alarm goes off because by law or ordinance, everyone must leave their rooms and they must have a Fire Marshall inspect the premises. That is why the employees were pissed off, you just set back their schedule. Add to the fact you were loud and obnoxious, you set yourself apart from the rest of the guest. Get a room at a different hotel chain.

Infamy! Infamy!

They've all got in in fa' me!

When I was a kid, the only benefit to staying at a Marriott was that they had The Disney Channel back when you had to pay to get it at home.

Why, no respectable hotel in Atlanta will rent to you now.

You're reputation is ruined!

*Your reputation, and you made Aunt Pittypat swoon, you Jezebel!

They probably thought the noise was coming from a bunch of college kids having a drug fueled orgy. When they saw your elderly, decrepit state of thirty or so, they probably thought it was somebody much cooler than you Emphatically Screaming Thunderously.

OP, next time use lube. Less friction = less smoke.

I'm having trouble believing any of this ever happened. I guess I'm just a jealous cynic.

[quote]It is a PITA when a hotel fire alarm goes off because by law or ordinance, everyone must leave their rooms and they must have a Fire Marshall inspect the premises. That is why the employees were pissed off, you just set back their schedule. Add to the fact you were loud and obnoxious, you set yourself apart from the rest of the guest.

Well, this news only adds to my suspicions because exactly no one was cleared out of their rooms. As I said, the engineer came up with the head housekeeper, seemingly to snoop around. Why is the head housekeeper considered a key staff member during a fire emergency?

[quote]Get a room at a different hotel chain.

I might move to a different hotel but I will absolutely not move to a different chain. Are you fucking crazy? I'm Platinum Elite with Marriott. I get upgraded with every stay and always stay on the Concierge level. What should I do, move over to the Hyatt? Please.

The more I think about it, the more annoyed I am. Last night was my 82nd night at a Marriott property this year, and to be honest, I'm entitled to have loud fucking sex if I want to.

I think their problem is that I was having gay sex. This is Atlanta after all.

I'm gonna try and squeeze some bonus points out of this intrusion.

There was pissplay involved.

The truth finally comes out with that last sentence at R43.

Nothing like exploiting homophobia by crying wolf for bonus points...

R43/OP, yes complain at the front desk about the fire alarm malfunctioning since it caused you annoyance. Don't mention anything about you having loud sex or getting some presumed side-eyes from the staff.

Atlanta is one of the gayest places I ever gayed in,R43. I got laid so much there I actually got tired of sex. And I don't give a rats ass how many nights you've stayed in a Marriot,have a little class about yourself and try to have sex without sounding like some bad 70s porn movie.

OP you are gross dude

OP, if you don't smoke after sex, you're not doing it right.

[quote] I might move to a different hotel but I will absolutely not move to a different chain. Are you fucking crazy? I'm Platinum Elite with Marriott. I get upgraded with every stay and always stay on the Concierge level. What should I do, move over to the Hyatt? Please. The more I think about it, the more annoyed I am. Last night was my 82nd night at a Marriott property this year, and to be honest, I'm entitled to have loud fucking sex if I want to.

Well no wonder it was so loud. Your ass is so fucking tight, it probably needed the jaws of life to be pried open.

All this drama over what? Because wafting steam from the shower set off the alarm?

OP, your name/account in the Marriott computer system now has a little "turd" icon next to it, alerting the entire chain to your perverseness. Watch smirks and/or giggles erupt the faces of all hotel staff during ANY stay, at ANY location.

*...ON the faces...

Why OP, I suspect you of being a lady of easy virtue! You were no better than you needed to be!

Why would someone hop in the shower?

What R47 said . Perhaps the hotel didn't appreciate having to move all your neighbours to different rooms because of your selfish behaviour?

OP - are you Dennis Jay Mayer?

I've never had sex on a work trip before. Do people really do that? You're there to work...

I have hookup sex in hotels all the time, sometimes a few times a day. I like to sex binge. It’s one reason I prefer not to stay with friends even when offered.

Just turn on the tv during sex. It’s what it’s there for.

Never happened, jussie