Yankee Jar Candles

Frau.

fuck you too, r1!

I'm sure your office neighbors are just loving the stench you're forcing them to breathe. Oh, you didn't ask anyone how they liked your stink bomb?

They sound expensive but delicious..

r3 is a budget-scent-free-kill-joy-type.

Artificially fragranced candles are so gross

I hope an intern with Yankee Candle posted this. I'd hate to think somebody was actually PAID for this obvious attempt at guerilla marketing...

some are, r6. i don't like all of yankee's scents. they have some strange ones like (mancave, fresh lawn, etc). i do like my trick or treat candle so much.

i love the word guerilla.

What does "budget" have to do with it, R5? These things stink no matter how much money you have.

stink? wtf. they smell good. you're a kill-joy!

Well, you're a kill-air. They reek. You probably like dryer sheets, too.

You're forcing others breathe this godawful artificial perfume. Rude. Your coworkers are covertly browsing for new jobs at this moment.

I hate food scented candles. There are a couple of Yankee Candles that I like but the best candles that I have found ( that aren't $50+ ea) are Voluspa candles. I had a Prada candle once that was $90 but I can't justify spending that on something that gets burned to nothing. Also if you like nice and unique scents try Lampe Berger burners, they are expensive and so is the scent but there is nothing else like it. Under the Fig Tree & Gardens on the Rivera are my fav. Berger scents.

no, i do not like dryer sheets.

Ugh! Yankee Candles are vile. OP, you have terrible taste. And more than likely are quite fat.

i'm not fat. i like yankee candles.

All their stuff smells like gas-station bathroom air fresheners. Cheap. Gross.

oh really, r18. i thought that was your crotch.

To OP: Hi Angela!!!!

r16 sounds like a pleasant person to be around, huh?

Scented candles make rooms smell like urinal cakes.

Hilarious

OP *IS* Angela.

R23 it's funny but actually not as hilarious as the original video.

I'm OP and I love ANGELA! SHE IS THE BEST!

Angela's lost 62 lbs! She's a skinny bitch, y'all!!! Too bad she's still a cunt.

Angela looked better fat. Some people just do.

I would buy a Yankee Candle if it smelled like sweet/musky of teenage testosterone and teenage beer breath.

Remember all those gay adolescent boys who would post "Yankee Candle Haul" videos on youtube a few years ago? They each had perfected the technique of sniffing the cap rather than directly sniffing the candle—most elegant. I'm heading over there now to see if they're still posting.

"Oh Jenn. Oh Jenn your ass is gonna get reamed" @r23.

HAHAHAHAH R14. Mary please.

Yankee candles really don't put out a lot of scent (although some are more fragrant than others), so I doubt most people would consider their smell a "stink bomb." People who drench themselves in perfume of cologne are much more offensive.

I've heard the "Cheryl"-scented Yankee Candle is a poor seller.

You know, one company makes a fart scented candle. You burn it when you want company to leave. I hear it works.

I don't understand people who prefer to breathe in toxic artificial fragrance.

If we all lit one, R35, could we get the fraus to leave?

I don't either, R36, but I don't understand smokers, either.

r35 sure is a cunt.

i like to stick my nose in em..

I don't like Yankee candles anymore, try Bath & Body Works for the best candles. Much better fragrence

Caution: Vester Flanagan / Bryce Williams, aka the DL's 'RACIST' troll, had yankee candles in his cat piss stained 'theatre of hate' apartment. They were visible on his computer desk.

Here we go.

Avoid Yankee Candle queens like the plague.

Know the line, like it, use it

Do you gays buy the anus fragrant candles?

I always wondered who the heck would shop at this store.

Yankee candles are for poor people

I love how Angela is on a diet yet she buys all this crap food and basically salivates all over herself talking about it.

I find her strangely fascinating to watch.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

[quote]Remember all those gay adolescent boys who would post "Yankee Candle Haul" videos on youtube a few years ago? They each had perfected the technique of sniffing the cap rather than directly sniffing the candle—most elegant. I'm heading over there now to see if they're still posting.

No, but your post made me laugh out loud. I must check YouTube for such videos.

"Yankee candles are for poor people."

What "poor person" would buy scented candles at Yankee Candle? If they were so inclined to waste their money on frou-frous like scented candles they'd get them at the Dollar Store.

"Caution: Vester Flanagan / Bryce Williams, aka the DL's 'RACIST' troll, had yankee candles in his cat piss stained 'theatre of hate' apartment. They were visible on his computer desk."

Poor old pudgy, pig-faced Vester probably thought Yankee candles would provide a touch of class to his crummy little apartment, in addition to masking the odors of cat piss and cat feces. What a loser!

The pics at R43 and R49 ARE the late Vester's apartment.

It's just not the same at the data lounge without Vester screaming 'RACIST THREAD' at us all the time. Every time I see a 'Michael Jackson = Child Abuser' thread I shall think of him, and shudder.

Did Vester Flanagan really post here? Could someone link to threads that he contributed to?

Almost every thread in which Vester went HAM on all things white and lesbian were shut down within a day of their origination.

The one thing I will never forget was his response to something positive which I said about our president. He said, 'keep his name out of your mouth you fat lesbian. Crackas have no right discussing black folks' business."

Are the Lampe Berger really worth getting? I like to have scented candle once in a while, and usually just pick up some here and there, but if they're that good and the scents are decent, I might indulge. I googled the candles; are they a pain to use and refill? Thanks

R55 he hardly signed his own name and there's no documented proof it was him but here's the math:

flaming + single + cat lover (- until he killed them in a forest) + crazy + yankee candles + fat + ragey + obsessed with racism = Vester / the DL 'RACIST THREAD' troll, who never posts since the unpleasantness.

My own run in with him was when he screamed 'RACIST' at me for suggesting DL fave Don Cornelius was gay.

He killed his cats?

Yes, R60. The cat breathed in one too many fumes from a Yankee Candle called "Mr. Clean."

I'd rather step on a landmine or be fat than let my kids sniff a Yankee Candle.

I now like Gwynnie more than Mary Cherry does.

r62 i sincerely hope all of those things happen to you in quick succession.

[quote]You know, one company makes a fart scented candle. You burn it when you want company to leave. I hear it works.

Let's all chip in and buy a case of these and send them to Kim Davis's staff.

"Stanky Candle - " is all my dear departed friend was able to choke out as she stumbled from the store gasping for breath, and then fell. Though CPR was initiated, it was too late for her. Her collapse was complete. The valiant passerby attempting to save her almost succumbed to the whiff of air offgassed from my friend's respiratory system. This thread brings back too many sad memories. I am crying as I type, remembering her as I last saw her, waxen and brittle in her casket.

R58 et al 'Vester' is all over the thread which has reappeared, due to the OJ Tapes special on Lifetime tonight and tomorrow, about OJs gloves and why did the defense insist he try them on. He is at his racist evil best slamming white women for ruining black men's lives in multiple posts and he is called on his racial hate numerous times. The thread originated in May, so the timing is perfect. I think we have the smoking gun.

i've got my trick or treat candle lit in my office. i feel so good inside.

Glad I don't work with you, R68.

same here, r69.

Well spotted R67. He was also to be found in any Michael Jackson and any Soul Train thread, predictably enough, informing posters 'This is not white people's business'.

That original Angela candle lady thread was hilarious.

[quote]i've got my trick or treat candle lit in my orifice. i feel so good inside.

That nut was a howl r71.

just went to their website... who in the fuck would want a green grass scented candle?

I'm going to surprise Jeffrey with my Root Vegetable Tart scent when he comes home. He'll love it. He's been complaining of a rather odd smell in the house these days . It's a mere $200 at Williams Sonoma.

All candles are the same dirty things unless the are beeswax or soy. Just buy beeswax candles, already not cheap, and if you want perfumes, use a diffuser or what not.

[quote]who in the fuck would want a green grass scented candle?

OP. And Angela.

I'm guessing that Yankee Candle Homo Kid finally discovered PornHub and he has his hands full with a new waxy hobby.

I was wrong....he's still around, just fatter and gayer.

Seems slightly transy but hard to pin down....like a F to M who changed mind half way through the surgery.

His views are TINY now, poor thing. No one's gonna send him free shit with those numbers.

I'd bet your co-workers HATE your fat fucking guts. Fucker. Die.

I don't know what's more depressing - a candle review video with scads of views, or an enthusiastic one with a handful.

Those candles (all artificially scented ones, actually) are so, so bad for you. Very toxic and the smoke carries the artificial scents all over your home/office/wherever and it lands on your walls, furniture, etc so you get to keep breathing it in. The more you burn, the worse it is. Plus they just smell gross.

That queen at r80's link has nothing on Angela.

Oct 30, 1852 When the cemetery of the Innocents at Paris was removed to the outside of the barriers, the buried corpses which had accumulated to the depth of 60 feet, were found, to a great" extent, apparently converted into fat. The substance of the skin, cellular tissue, and tendons, all the sott parts, and even the bones had completely disappeared, leaving only the fat. which, resisting longest the influence ot decay (oxygen), remained in the form of margaric acid. This human fat was employed to the extent of many tons by the soap boilers and tallow chandlers of Paris for the manufacture ot soap and candles. The French are a people of fine sentiment, and they certainly carried the quality to a charming point of reflection in receiving light from candles made out of the bodies of their fathers. We loathe the cannibal, but civilization has features which, if not rendered familiar, would be as repulsive as the practices of the savage

What kind of self-respecting man buys "Candy Corn Buttercream" over "Midsummer's Night"?

napalm and kerosene... oh wait, that's the new Tom Ford rip-off of Fahrenheit

I would like to know the origin of Angela's obsession with candles.

R47 That makes me want them more. I love poor people stuff. I want a yankee candle that smells like stumbling onto a surfer masturbating in his crumbling beach bum trailer.

I like Pecksniffs scented candles. Yankee Candle smell sort of plasticky.

[quote] Those candles (all artificially scented ones, actually) are so, so bad for you. Very toxic and the smoke carries the artificial scents all over your home/office/wherever and it lands on your walls, furniture, etc so you get to keep breathing it in. The more you burn, the worse it is

If this were true, every pope and cardinal would be dead by his 30s.

You are wonderful R89.

What does candy corn even smell like?

sugar, marshmallow, caramel, vanilla

I don't think churches use Yankee Candle artificially scented votives in the Mass.

i like my scented jar candle. I burn one at home, in my office.

I admit. I buy the tarts for air freshening. Only fesh scents like evening rain, morning air. Etc. I hate my house to smell like foods.

When I worked at a spa, we stopped burning candles because they were making the staff sick over time.

Does Angela pray to her candles?

I just lit my trick or treat candle in my office. the fragrance is soo yummy! Buttercream & candy corn. Another Yankee Candle morning!

I am kind of surprised I never burnt down my house with these when I was drinking. They do smell great!

r101 I wish you had burnt your house down, Bump Bitch.

Burning a midsummer night one now. It’s a manly scent!

bump

Bump

Hell I can't afford $20.00 for a candle, so I burn incense.