Every bottom in the state of Texas answers Craigslist ads with a 700x close up picture of his hole or butt crack, with absolutely nothing else. It's like a fucking primal orangutan - so fucking gross. I mean honestly, like Ill recognize that at my door. I definitely want to send my address out to a photo of a presented hole. Maybe not having any parent teach any semblence of manners or social decor is what turns guys into bottoms.
Why do men present their holes? Seriously, to strangers when they reply to CL ads.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 7, 2020 5:06 PM |
Present your ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 28, 2015 8:20 PM |
Yeah, I don't get hole shots.
No, I don't want to see a zoom in on your asshole. Why do you think I would? Most of my other top friends I've asked about it feel the same way.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 28, 2015 8:34 PM |
OP, you are a bigot and a prejudice. Our children and future generation must know that its okay to have a close up shot of your genitals as profile.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 28, 2015 8:56 PM |
Ooh, sex is dirty! Of all the nerve!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 28, 2015 9:01 PM |
Sex shouldn't be represented this low. Sex is divine.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 28, 2015 9:03 PM |
[quote]I definitely want to send my address out to a photo of a presented hole. Maybe not having any parent teach any semblence of manners or social decor
"Johnny, when you send photos of presented hole to strangers, it's only polite to hold a hostess gift between your thighs."
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 28, 2015 9:04 PM |
You can't ask guys to share who they really are, on the inside, then be shocked to see this. Stop sending mixed messages, op.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 28, 2015 9:10 PM |
OP must have expected some "inside" things in a more profound way, but unfortunately these gays are nothing than just sex bunnies that nobody will mourn their deaths.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 28, 2015 9:16 PM |
Are you trying to find love on "Craigslist"? I suppose it could happen but why don't you talk to the nice organist in church or join a volunteer group, instead? I'm only joking halfway. You sound like a romantic and someone who needs to connect emotionally. You might have to meet someone doing something you find meaningful.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 28, 2015 9:28 PM |
r3 Our asshole is part of our genitals? Well, cut off me leg and call me Peggy, I did not know that.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 28, 2015 9:30 PM |
R10 You use it as one right?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 28, 2015 9:32 PM |
The most important sex organ is the human brain.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 28, 2015 9:37 PM |
R12 hasnt had sex in 6 years.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 29, 2015 1:10 AM |
I agree w/ r7. OP, you might want to reconsider this whole gay thing. And the top thing as well, if that's what you're calling yourself
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 29, 2015 1:14 AM |
This thread will be full of holes.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 29, 2015 1:30 AM |
As ass-oriented as I am,and as appreciative of a nice set of buttocks, a dude’s A-hole is the last thing I ever want to see in a picture. It can actually be off-putting.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 29, 2015 5:50 AM |
I so hope the image @ R9 becomes a DL meme. He even has a quizzing glass.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 29, 2015 7:29 AM |
The "Men Presenting Their Holes" OP will be most discouraged at this unmannerly swipe at his Household God Goatse
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 29, 2015 7:37 AM |
OP, I agree that it’s gross, but I’m a bottom. If you stick your dick in a dude’s asshole, surely you must like looking at dudes’ assholes?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 7, 2020 3:44 PM |
They're showing you their only asset.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 7, 2020 3:47 PM |
Another 5 year old bump by a 7 year old!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 7, 2020 3:51 PM |
Because they want to be fucked. I thought hole presentation says bottom
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 7, 2020 4:07 PM |
Gazing upon a clean and tight rosy hole is like staring into the face of God!
OP is SUCH a "Miss Priss."
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 7, 2020 4:09 PM |
[quote]Maybe not having any parent teach any semblence of manners or social decor
Or spelling, apparently. Even way back in 2015, it was "semblance" and "decorum"
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 7, 2020 4:39 PM |
Ew, r23. Bite your tongue.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 7, 2020 4:46 PM |
Texas is full of aggressive bottoms fighting for very rare tops. I don’t know how anyone gets laid.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 7, 2020 5:01 PM |
Some people want to examine a shitter before they lick it.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 7, 2020 5:03 PM |
Although he is now lost in the mists of time, I think OP was complaining about guys who answered CL ads (also listen the mists of time) with one or many shots of hole and NOT ONE FACE SHOT. ( I don't want to fuck pictures of sunsets, either.)
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 7, 2020 5:06 PM |