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I just had a Xanax and a half, a bottle of wine, and half a Viagra.

I may have one more shot before bed. Doing everything I can think of to avoid Monday.

by Anonymousreply 9August 19, 2020 6:08 PM

Monday always comes. It waits like a fat spider.

by Anonymousreply 1September 28, 2015 3:09 AM

[quote] Doing everything I can think of to avoid Monday.

Increase your intake of all of the above substantially, and there will be no Monday for you

by Anonymousreply 2September 28, 2015 3:28 AM

What is this half Viagra for? Your imaginary boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 3September 28, 2015 4:00 AM

Honey, none of us like Mondays, but guzzling all that shit is going to make Monday all the more worse for you when you feel like total shit.

by Anonymousreply 4September 28, 2015 4:30 AM

You obviously hate your job.

by Anonymousreply 5September 28, 2015 4:31 AM

What do you call this combo?

by Anonymousreply 6August 19, 2020 5:41 PM

OP is dead.

by Anonymousreply 7August 19, 2020 5:43 PM

Looks like it didn't work. If at first you don't succeed...

by Anonymousreply 8August 19, 2020 5:55 PM

Xanax is the pits. I was prescribed it, it gave me blurred vision and not much anxiety relief. I tried it one more time, same results. The other 28 pills went down the flusher.

Please stop it. I don't know your age, but put together a resume and see how it looks.

by Anonymousreply 9August 19, 2020 6:08 PM
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