What is the biggest lie you've ever told to have sex?

This isn't that exciting but I've said stuff like I'm only here for the night...on business...etc... when I live here. I've also told some size queens I have an 8" dick. I don't... but, woops... too late.

I'm married and have kids...it makes some gays cum in their pants.

Classic lie that worked on me: "I'll just stick the tip in."

I won't cum in your mouth...it usually makes them beg for me to cum in their mouth.

No, I'm not still in love with my ex.

I used the "I'm married and curious " line a lot to get curious str8 guys to let me fuck them. It usually works.

guys post that there bisexual and curious on craigslist and it turns out to be the same exact flaming queens that are on grindr or scruff. I see you, liars . 👀👀👀

I'm exclusively a top.

The I'm straight or straight and married gets guys lined up outside your door. Very strange.

"I'm a virgin" or "I'm new to gay sex"

In Junior High I got one guy by lying to him and telling him I did his younger brother.

Then I did the younger bro by telling him (truthfully) that I had been with his older brother.

"Lots of straight guys have gay sex, fucking me won't mean you're gay, I promise!"

R12 You would be surprised how many times that line has worked for me.

Today's trade is tomorrow's competition.

"I'll get you a spot as a walk on at Penn State"

I've ne ER done it bare before but really want to try it.

"I'd just like a regular massage, I'm not expecting a happy ending, I swear!"

"I'd like to show you some wrestling moves"

I've never had anyone deepthroat my cock.

You are all RAPISTS!

I'm HIV-negative.

My biggest lie?

"I love you."

Why is that R2?

"I've never had anal sex before. Does it hurt?" For some reason (probably combined with the fact that I have a rather (dubious) innocent expression) this gets me a shag. I do remember a friend of mine used to use the fact that he played rugby as a way to score a shag. The slag.

I have cancer.

I always use condoms I just don't have one now.

I'm versatile.

LOL R24!!!

Yes, I look like my pictures.

Yes, it's my yacht.

R7 nailed it. Out of the dozen or so ads that have actually resulted in a meet in the last few years , TWO weren't looking to get fucked. And the ad stated specifically TOPS only.

I told someone that I wouldn't mention it to their boyfriend, but then I had to since it was too a good story not to tell. They broke up because of it, and not to be too judgmental, but it seemed for the best if one would cheat on the other.

Kill yourself, r31

You won't feel a thing.

When I was in college, I came on to my friend's insanely hot boyfriend. He was interested, but turned me down by pointing out he was in a monogamous relationship. In the moment, I flat-out lied and told him that his boyfriend didn't care anything about monogamy and I knew for a fact that he'd been playing around for months. I won because he got pissed and ended up fucking the hell out me that night.

I was so dickmatized that I didn't think of the eventual consequences, which was my friend giving me two black eyes.

Only 60 dollars. I swear!

"I've always been curious to see what it was like with another guy, you know?" (said after weed or alcohol consumption and viewing of straight porn movie. Worked like a charm in college)

"Do you want to fuck, i haven't got off in 5 days and don't go out much; just been so busy working"

64% say yes right away.

22% say-let's go slow and get to know each other better or something similar.

9% decline with some excuse.

5% can't /won't answer or can't decide.

Granted, I target those whereby some mutual attraction is perceived.

Gay for pay pirn addict right there ^^

Every once in awhile I will hook up a guy who wants to fuck me. I'm pretty versatile but don't fuck or get fucked by guys I haven't had some experience with. I definitely have no interest in being with someone who claims to be either and exclusive top or bottom.

That said I have gotten some great blow jobs from guys who I told were just "too big" to fuck me. I have to admit usually that won't work on guys over 30.

"I can probably bottom" yeah, right....I always topped 99%

"It's only a hole. It doesn't take away that you're straight"

This worked on a neighbor that was obviously curious.

I don't have hiv

I love you.

I'm a CEO(worked because I was wearing a nice suit and beautiful shoes)

I've never done this before, but I've always wanted to try it with a guy.

R-11, That exact same scenario worked for me when I was just 13 with two brothers in the neighborhood who were hung huge.

I'm going to be in town for work.

I don't tell lies.

I told my brother, mom and dad will never find out. They did, geez things are awkward now.

"We're just sleeping! It's fine!" <-- To his mother.

Well that's what he said to her, anyway. There was also a mad dash to a couch involved.

The biggest lie I've ever told is still working to good effect, so....

I tell him: "If you are a proper gentleman, maybe I will, maybe I won't, you will just have to try and find out--hehe".

I am so inexperiened, it is almost like I am still a virgin. Will you teach me?

R41 I bet u also lied that u wouldn’t tell anybody.

I come from money.

Something like this, but I stopped right there before the marriage and then vanished into thin air..... He never knew.

"My friends all call me Simone."