Found out an ex is a rent boy

Obviously the work of an English Scented Troll.

Extremely Serious Tale, OP!

This happened? Never!

So what, OP? He found a way to work it. Good for him. Why does everyone have to be a corporate slave? Jealousy is an ugly thing.

Envy, not jealousy R4.

Another gayling fantasy that somehow a gayling has some movie star looks that are whisking him to wealth that he does not earn or whatever. How tiresome that you bothered to post some utter bullshit fantasy like this.

[quote]Jealousy is an ugly thing.

No, jealousy is a DISEASE! And I spread it!

"Envy, not jealousy" troll R5, please explain the difference.

I'll let Homer explain R8.

Who better than Homer, R9. Thanks.

I paid my expenses in Ivy League grad school selling my ass and I would never tell my story like this. I have the Rolex, too. So, it is a possibly true story. I just don't believe it is the OP's and ex's story.

Didn't your parents care enough about you to save money for your education? Seriously, WTF is up with these "I'm whoring to pay my way through college" men and women?

Oh, and OP, in the event your story is not bullshit, nobody has given a shit about Rolex watches since the turn of the century - awful re-sale value. It is all about the Apple Watches, etc. That being said, the names the OP mentioned fir the demographic of a troll (BMW, Rolex) working since the 1980's.

No my parent's didn't care enough nor make enough to pay years of college and grad school. Duh.

So what. Nowadays, every fifth Tom Dick or Harry young twink sells a little ass or dick to arrondir ses fins de mois. New world order.

[quote]He says he's managed to parlay his connections into boardships on two companies.

Lol. No CEO is going to put his whore on the board of directors of one of his companies. Unless it's a fake company.

R12 would turn down a $12k Rolex for an Apple watch just to fit in with the Millennials.

R14 and I'm sure a Time Publishing executive would never buy his boyfriend's magazine. Just ask Tyler Brule.

This is my wisdom from the experience:

1) Get cash

2) People will judge you so there is no point playing semantics about what the job title is. Whore, rentboy, trade, "paid companion" - really ick no on the last one...

3) MAJOR mistake not to be working in one's 20's. Or ever, really. This ex bf current whore is going to find it difficult if not impossible to reenter the job market.

4)Johns are deluded and want to hear that you "love them". It is not just an "elegant arrangement" for a "companion". They say that is what it is but in the end they are totally deluded and want you to love them or ALWAYS pretend that you do.

5) Johns will drop you on a dime, so make sure you follow 1 & 3 above.

6) Johns are not going to end their lives well, but you can if get out as early as possible after meeting your financial needs.

What a bunch of bullshit. Agreed above - there's no way any board director would bring in some inexperienced twink. His credibility would be over in 2 minutes.

OP - seriously - go write some fiction somewhere else. And get a life while you're at it.

Lol R15, Tyler Brule.

He really is worthy of his own thread. I always suspect he will commit suicide as he ages, he is always so "on", it must be exhausting.

Oh and I also think the op is full of crap.

OP, I’d lose him. I don’t want anything to do with someone whose love can be bought. I need someone genuine and someone who will be passionate about me. If you sell passion for money, you must not value it all that much. It’s also concerning how he just casually admitted to all this as if it’s no big deal.

3/10

Is your ex's name Aaron Schock?

R19/2015 bump queen is back! Hide all the dusty, 5 year old mini threads.

[quote]Didn't your parents care enough about you to save money for your education?

Oh dear! This might come as a shock to you r12, but some people come from families that didn't have much money and no...Daddy wasn't able to just pay for everything for them. They actually have to make it on their own.

Useless without photos, OP.

You think he is having more sex or less sex than he did before being a paid companion? Most guys are having a lot of sex for free, if you can find someone who will pay you extravagantly, go for it.

This coming from a guy who has never had any sex outside a long term relationship.

OP- You write OLD

Is your rent boy bigger than you?

He's a whore, darlin'!

Why not. Get it while he’s young. Life is long- pretty isn’t.

Something even worse than the Bump Bitch: the "envy, not jealousy" cunt has been infecting us with her particular flavor of venom for at least five years.

Hilarious! Loved the part about corporate boards. Hope you’re working on the screenplay, but make it believable if you want a little gold statue.

Jake Orion, is that you?

All the adjectives gives it away.

THIS.

NEVER.

HAPPENED.

ugh. fantasy writer, please go elsewhere. this is not a forum for creative writing. But you're really failing at it because you offered up a few paragraphs and can't get a bunch of bored gay men to even indulge the fantasy that its possibly non-fiction.

R31 - yes corporations love to fill their boards with young, supple 20 somethings with no direct work experience or success.

But alas, this was 5 years ago, so maybe things were different back then. :)

Yes, it was slightly believable until OP added the detail about him now being part of the board of directors for two companies. People never know when to stop themselves.

People who immediately notice a luxury item you're wearing for the first time or a nice brand or something expensive are sometimes some of the nastiest most jealous people you can associate with. They keep a running tally in their head of what each of their friends has (car,house,boat,summer home) to measure himself by in comparison. I would put up a mental flag on you if I was your ex.

Is the young Muslim guy hot? That's who matters in this story.

So, OP dated someone hot enough to make a living off his looks/body. And he apparently doesn't have friends in real life to discuss the issues he has with this?

I don't get it.

OP this must have just been and incredible shock to you. I'm so sorry. I hope you are getting some sort of professional help with this shocking, shocking matter.

Is your friend Jussie Smollett???