If someone wrote this addressed to you, how would you respond?
Dear "Insert your name", I gave you my heart but you wanted my soul You take 'til I break and I can't get more
You got me in chains, you got me in chains for your love But I wouldn't change, no, I wouldn't change this love
Tryna break the chains but the chains only break me
Love always, John
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 17 | August 19, 2020 7:24 PM
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I would say, "You ruined a once-amusing website with your nonsense." I'm now leaving you and your fans to lick the drool from the bottom of the ball-pit. I'll never get back the time you have wasted.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 27, 2015 2:37 AM
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You're a big old drama queen and ain't nobody got time for that!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 27, 2015 2:41 AM
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I'd ask to be in the accompanying Music Video.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 27, 2015 8:53 AM
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I'd move and leave no forwarding address, Program Troll.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 27, 2015 9:39 AM
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I would tell John that he is mentally ill and should just end his life already before he kills people. It's the honorable thing to do.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 27, 2015 10:09 PM
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I’m a needy bottom. I would want to know why I can’t have both your heart and your soul. If you really loved me, you’d want to give me both like I’ve given both to you. And “monogamy” isn’t the same thing as “chains.” You should want to be faithful. And if you don’t, you should just be honest instead of sneaking around.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 19, 2020 5:47 PM
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It would confirm the person had multiple mental issues, and I would not respond.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 19, 2020 5:50 PM
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Need more context OP. How do YOU feel about this person?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 19, 2020 5:51 PM
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I'd let my hands do the talking
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 11 | August 19, 2020 5:54 PM
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R11 violence doesn’t solve problems.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 19, 2020 5:57 PM
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2015 Bump Troll alert @ R8. Point and laugh at their small, deformed genitals.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 19, 2020 6:05 PM
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You've obviously mistaken me for somebody else.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 19, 2020 6:07 PM
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SO he steals a line from Dylan and then drops a long turd to the end?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 19, 2020 6:09 PM
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How would I respond? "Give me back my Xanax, motherfucker."
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 19, 2020 7:24 PM
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