What is the Program troll?

1.) His original threads were always related to someone's program/major.

2.) Some love him, others hate him. I personally love him.

3.) Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Why do you love him? Is it his tone-deaf cluelessness and lack of self-awareness or relentless, obsessive nature and detachment from reality?

I like him too.

Great! You can make that statement when you see him on the news wearing a jacket made from Tom Hardy's hair and teeth.

Huge fan.

Although I feel that I may just have been trolled by the program troll, who I now suspect is OP. Dammit!

Well, he is a virgin, any number of his admirers could go to Canada to be his first fuck. It would serve right all concerned.

Thanks, R7, as if I didn't feel dumb enough already...

John / OP, just fucking stop, please.

I'm so sorry that y'all's ignore button is broken.

He changed IPs as quickly as he can be ignored.

No I'm not the program troll. I swear. (I sort of hate him)

He's Canadian BTW? That only makes it worse.

R9, Program Troll is named John? Where did we get this info?

R12 was me aka op

R13 he told us in a recent thread about his mother locking him in rooms.

He told us his name in a "since everyone knows me, maybe a should use my name" faux-naïf, shit-eating post.

The Program Troll is a fucking psychopath. He reminds me of that murderous guy in Shyamalan's "Unbreakable" that takes over that family's house and kills them "because he liked it".

The Program Troll is probably going to end up killing other people in his major.

Is there a link to the thread where he mentions his mom locking him in rooms? I feel like I need to read it, being his #1 fan and all.

He has taken over the slot vacated by Andrew Cunanan and Vester Flanagan / Bryce Williams as the DL's resident psycho-in-waiting.

Annie, read this whilst your romper is in the washer.

I shouldn't, R19, it will only encourage him. But here it is.

Do you think this is dude is cute? Would you ask him on a date? I don't understand why other people don't find this dude hot. True, he may have Downs' Syndrome, but I would so date him! But is he cuter than Emma Watson? Is that even possible? What about Tom Hardy? What you date him? He is such a handsome dude! etc. etc. etc.

Is the dude at r23 as hot as this dude? Is he English? What do you think about his eyelids? What about the dude on the left. If he were your neighbor would you talk to him? I would. Have any of you ever been on a date or seen a man's penis? What is that like? Does it have eyelids?

Thanks to the both of you!

I have to say, if PMBT is real and actually was molested, I feel bad for teasing him now. I truly do admire his resilience and persistence.

No, no. I don't think that was PMBT saying he was molested by an uncle. That poster said his mother died. PMBT says his mother is alive and "consoles" the poor fellow who says he was molested. PMBT has a controlling mother, but, I doubt he was molested.

I was molested.

[quote]PMBT says his mother is alive and "consoles" the poor fellow who says he was molested.

I condole the Program troll for using console instead of condole.

The ignore button is your friend ...........and I believe it can be used an unlimited number of times.

I don't get a psycho vibe from him at all ......... but I do from some of the anonymous posters on DL.

This guy just seems sad and totally socially awkward and unaware.

This thread is totally over my head.

Wasn't he always posting pictures and comparing Asian people from different countries to each other?

Yes, R31.

What is your obsession with bumping threads from 2015r30?

You are obviously doing this on purpose, but you refuse to reply when anyone calls you out on it.

Speak!

R30*