Hot Bearded Hipsters

Mountain man or hipster?

These are not hipsters. These are body builders with beards. Jebus, it's like people on this board have never seen a hipster.

R1 is far too edgy just to be a garden variety bodybuilder

Smooth-chested guys with big beards are hot as hell.

The hairy-chested ones look too simian.

I can't stand the out of control scraggly ones. cut that shit.

And I saw a hipster dude working in my grocery store with a beard net

One day, they will look back at all their 5 jillion selfies and regret those ugly beards.

Or maybe they won't R6.

Sorry they all look like serial killers living in cabins in the boondocks to me.

They will r7, just like all other mass trends that ever existed.

Hot Serial killers

Hot Cereal Killers

Despite the food crumbs in their beards and probable insect infestation --- what I hate most about these beards is the vanity and poseur attitude. It takes a hot guy and immediately turns him into a douche bag.

So, you cant grow a decent beard, eh R12?

Pity.

I have had every kind of permutation of facial hair over the years, starting with a full porn stache in my senior year of high school in 1974. You don't need any special talent or attribute to grow a beard.

They stink and men who grow them know that. They're antisocial so they don't care.

"You don't need any special talent or attribute to grow a beard."

Yes, you do. You must be able.

Can't say that I hate beards, all three of the bearded pictured men here look very hot, but rarely have I ever seen a bearded man who IMHO wouldn't look better with a clean shaven face and nothing is a bigger turn off than seeing food in a beard or mustache.

[quote] My senior year of high school in 1974.

This explain everything.

Yes do

DAMN I love the lumberjack look

Alpha Males rock

R17, It explains why I know more than you do on the subject. In fact, on any subject.

Jim Carrey, gross.

compression pants

HOLY HOTNESS. R23, more of these gorgeous... cross-fitters, I'm assuming?

Danz

Hipsters don't say "bruh," OPtard.

I'm pissed right now....I grew up in a small,Oregon logging/farming town where everyone(including me) wore Carhartt clothes. I love the fit and durability and have continued to wear it.

Now, these fuckin', bearded, fake-ass logger type hipsters have deemed it "fashionable" and are wearing it ,somewhat ironically, all over the Western world and I won't be caught dead!

I was Carhartt...when Carhartt wasn't cool.

He looks like a serial killer, OP.

Selfie

Mora Javier

OP's Bruh has Elvish ears. My contribution:

R8 year dude just like you bro LOL

R31 OMG fucking awesome these bros R HOT

I am so turned off by guys, gay or straight, who are devoted "at home models". The lack of discretion, and IRONY that is displayed by chronic self-portraits for public consumption just turns me off.

If you're so HAWT, why do need to keep TELLING us!?

R34 go to bed old man

r35 thinks nobody is snickering at his endless social media shirtless selfies.

That's sweet.

More people care about R35's shirtless selfies than about R34's opinions...

GROSSSSSS. STOP with the disgusting beards.

R37 TY dude ur we r right!

Again, these are not photos of hipsters. Hipsters don't drink protein drinks or muscle milk and then post pictures of themselves in biking shorts showing off their abs.

James Franco is a hispter.

This is a jock with a long beard.

R34, it's not 1969 anymore dude

Chillin

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And here in full hipster attire

HIPSTERTASTIC

FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Marlon Teixeira

So are all the old dudes (over 60) on DL haters of beards -facial hair? Why?

I hate these porny threads, especially when the OP goes out of his way to say use 'bro' language.

R50 why dude feeeeeeeeeeeeling old bro?

Hottie

swag

R50, why click on it then?

Lumbersexual

Alpha

R49 Datalounge, the only place in the gay sphere where 36 isn't old.

🔴⚓️ Brendan Gregory Bourassa T

Damn

Solid bro

Bruh

R55 goes to all that trouble to sculpt a wonderful torso, then defiles his left arm with hideous ink and tops it off with a haystack on his chin.

R55 has an amazing BOD

Muscled

French

Hipsters wouldn't be caught dead calling each other 'bruh,' would they?

Yeah they would. The jock hipsters

Doumit Ghanem

Wowww

Ddfdsss

Nude

Hipster Devil Anse Hatfield.

Do hipsters really call each other "bruh"?

Some do, but obviously a lot of non hipsters do this too

Thighs

[quote]Do hipsters really call each other "bruh"?

Only ironically. But where are these hipsters that are supposed to be in this thread? I don't see any.

R75, a guy at my gym looks like that and I can't help but stare

Hotty

Sexy emn

Ben Tomasek

Jewish hipster

Ummm no

Ben Tomasek

R71 which porn movie is that title page photo from?

Hotttt

Stian Bjornes

Hawt

is R83 really only 23? seems hard to believe

still hot

Chest day

. . .

R83 He grows that big ugly thing on his face but shaves his legs? I really don't understand some people

HOT!

R92, it is 2016, dude

before and after, pretty incredible

Hottt

still good

Less is more

Ben Tomasek's so hot.

Colby Keller: The World's Hottest Hipster Porn Star.

More Ben

Louis

Beard AND neck tattoo.

Pure D trash.

Total hot stud that makes my D brick

I like the look a lot

but OP needs to learn how to post a link

No thanks, men should not look like backyard garden gnomes.

sexy

Love this guy.

,,l,l

more!

Nice bro

It pissed me off that I barely needed to shave till my mid-30s.

High school was agony, college embarrassing as hell, and post-college cringe-worthy.

But FINALLY my beard came in and I've worn a full beard ever since. I get compliments on it often.

Anyone else a slow maturer? Hell, wasn't it?

Very hard judging a man's face with a beard. It's like male makeup. One time somebody shaved his moustache and beaRd. Such weak features underneath couldn't even look at him. Eyes stayed diverted until it grew back. Like a month. He was mostly Italian.

Marlon. Downloaded

Few of us are Tumblr members so if you're posting a Tumblr shot: strip out the photo and upload it to a free host site before posting the link. Otherwise you're just firing blanks into the wind. Ta!

R48- photoshopped to death. Even the eye color. He really has brown eyes.

Now this is more like it. Without the ciggie he'd be perfect. Lovely natural ungymed body. SUCH a pleasant change from the plucked, tubby, narcissistic, arab gym bunnies that flood the other photo threads as some kind of beau ideal.

Love dudes with all the facial hair and totally smooth bods

^^ Full beard + no or little body hair + tall stature = superior intelligence.

Just the way it is, Neaderthals.

NICE R147. I wanted to start a thread with a similar topic but wasn't sure the kind of response it would get. Besides the usual...

damn

Still hot

And more

Nice

Bath

Killian

R156, despite the multiple posts, his beard is either infested with vermin or crumbs from Pop Tarts. Gross.

still going

Boss bro

more!

Nice

Sexy as fuck

amazing transformation

nasty nasty nasty

shave shave shave.

Make it happen

SCRuffy

HUGE tits

big teddy bear

Damn

R5 why do you think he's a hipster, looks like a Sikh guy to me.

Nothing is more disappointing than to find a hot bearded guy , without a strand of hair on his chest.

He should shave it and wax it

I don’t like hairy dudes, except for the face

This will help

Works for me

John Mario John

sexy and slimy

Bill Huxley

WERQ

A young guy - early 20’s - with a full beard is exactly my downfall. My neighbor Kyle, blonde with a full beard and furry body is so hot I get tongue-tied when I talk to him.

mine too

r180 Does he look like this?

#MePussyToo

Sexy model

Hot bro

Moderate facial hair

not enough, we need BEARDS

Old Friend

Holy shit these guys are hot

I like it

Any other pics?

Is this good r191?

Damn 192 he's amazing

My prediction for the very near future.

Does that first one even have nipples?

I LOVE it

Hmmm, I Like it!

Daniel Zigler

It's Seth Maras

that account is private

he's sexy

Enjoy.

Jesus Christ it took a long time in this thread for people to FINALLY start posting pictures of actual bearded HIPSTERS and not just bearded muscle dudes.

And will the Ben Tomasek troll please fuck off forever? He is NOT a hipster, or even remarkable in any way.

Daniel Zigler is goals

[R75], could you repost the guy with the hot thighs please? The photo didn't load .... :(

Craig Richey

super sexy fun

Beards are especially popular with Spanish them. They look so hot with beards. It's even hotter making out with them and playing with their beards.

But a lot of American guys with beards try too hard and look like wanna be hipsters.

Love em

[quote]Jesus Christ it took a long time in this thread for people to FINALLY start posting pictures of actual bearded HIPSTERS and not just bearded muscle dudes.

They think anyone with a beard--and a six-pack--is a hipster. Pornstars, bodybuilders, lumberjacks. Essentially, the complete opposites.

lots of guys like beards

I'm having a beardtastic day

Looks too bearded

Looks delicious

Recently I discovered that neckbeards are a complete turn off to me. A hot guy wanted to fuck, but I rolled my eyes when I saw his neckbeard pic.

you're a bitch, or a woman

I love a long beard

No, not a bitch, R216. I'm a guy who thinks the style looks simultaneously slovenly, try-hard and says "I'm a follower. 20 years ago he would have had barbed wire tats on his calf and/or bicep. I don't mind facial hair that isn't blowing in the breeze.

Looks like a lot of the internet agrees with me.

OP, that's just gross. Trim that shit up.

Not that I have anything against beards and/or mustaches, I don't and I think a lot of guys look good with them, but how do these guys brush their teeth and wash their faces each day? It would seem they have to resign themselves to getting their beards wet--do they use shampoo to wash their beards?

long beards so fug. and few things are so bacteria laden...

you're hands are dirtier, mary

Sexy studs

Love me

Sexy beast

lovely to handle and hold

[quote]Hot Bearded Hipsters

There is no such thing.

WORSE than tatts.

this is why

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I LOVE and some beards

[quote]Hot Bearded Hipsters

This. Never. Happened.

This. Always. Happens.

Stain Bjornesx

Stian

sexy fuckers

tickles my fancy

Gimme a beard and gimme a hipster.

Alpha

Bump

...

I love beards but short ones only - not a fan of these longer straggly ones. I don't think they ever look better than a shorter one would. For me it's the same as long hair on a man - yes, some men with long hair can look hot (Jason Momoa) but with shorter hair he'd be even hotter.

all would be a thousand times hotter with no beard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not my type.