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I'm the fattest one here!

You ever been somewhere when you realized you're the fattest person in the room? Sadly, it happens to me all the time. The only time it doesn't happen is when I go to the local tall & fat clothing store and the asst. manger helps me. He's gotta be about 500 pounds. I'm decidedly slim next to him, but otherwise a fat fuck everywhere else.

by Anonymousreply 45March 28, 2020 4:40 PM

Pretty rarely. Which I am technically overweight on the BMI scale, but yet I am almost never the biggest one in a room. But when I am hanging out with a hot crowd (there was this one pool party, ugh) , yes, I am very mentally aware of how my body is lacking next to theirs.

by Anonymousreply 1September 24, 2015 3:58 PM

Sweetie, we need your stats before we decide if you're circus-quality chubber hot stuff or just the least anorexic girl in your mommy book club.

Or a pic.

Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 2September 24, 2015 4:00 PM

No worries, OP. You'll fit right in with the majority of Dataloungers!

by Anonymousreply 3September 24, 2015 4:01 PM

You are not the fattest one here OP. I AM!

by Anonymousreply 4September 24, 2015 4:02 PM

R2 5'11" and 300 pounds. That is fat.

by Anonymousreply 5September 24, 2015 4:02 PM

In the water, you can be a very skinny lady.

by Anonymousreply 6September 24, 2015 4:05 PM

I'm a white female living in SF. I'm frequently surrounded by tiny Asian women. Some of them are around the same size I was at 10 years old. If I go to the SF zoo there are a lot if much younger and much fatter women in awful cloths. I don't know where they come from, but they boost my ego.

by Anonymousreply 7September 24, 2015 4:11 PM

I went to Jenny Craig for help.

by Anonymousreply 8September 24, 2015 4:18 PM

OP anyone with over a 32 inch waist is fat on The DL.

by Anonymousreply 9September 24, 2015 4:52 PM

Well what you gonna do about it ? Speaking for myself I have gained 35 pounds in the last 6 months and it's made me very depressed and antisocial.w I might not be the fattest in the room but I am the fattest I have ever been.

by Anonymousreply 10September 24, 2015 4:56 PM

At 5'11" and 300lbs, I'm sure you must have the experience of being the fattest person in the room a lot. maybe you should move to Houston.

by Anonymousreply 11September 24, 2015 4:58 PM

I have to bring R11's reading comprehension into question:

[quote]Sadly, it happens to me all the time

by Anonymousreply 12September 24, 2015 5:05 PM

Oh God, we now officially have a Jenny Craig troll.

by Anonymousreply 13September 24, 2015 5:06 PM

R10, same. I miss being thin(ner).

by Anonymousreply 14September 24, 2015 5:11 PM

I was agreeing with you, OP. Perhaps the rolls of fat are blocking your eyeballs.

by Anonymousreply 15September 24, 2015 5:11 PM

36" waist, so I'm FAT!

by Anonymousreply 16September 24, 2015 5:18 PM

[quote] 36" waist, so I'm FAT!

OP would kill anything (except a salad) to be where you are.

by Anonymousreply 17September 24, 2015 5:20 PM

If you want to look thin,you should hang out with fat people!

by Anonymousreply 18September 24, 2015 5:21 PM

Maybe, R17, but I'm really badly out of shape and not proportioned well. I have thin arms, thin legs, my butt has disappeared, but I have a disgusting gut. Nothing I can really do about it, I had a serious operation late last year(heart transplant) and I'm still on steroids. And the anti rejection meds are a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 19September 24, 2015 5:23 PM

R19, just worry about your health and stop bitching about a 36" waist. That's nothing in the grand scheme of things.

by Anonymousreply 20September 24, 2015 5:27 PM

Hugs,[R20]. You're right, of course.

by Anonymousreply 21September 24, 2015 5:29 PM

Well Jesus Christ, OP, give yourself a break. You have more things to worry about. But you must be on some sort of restrictive diet, though, yes? Are you sticking to it?

When does your doctor say you can go back to exercising?

by Anonymousreply 22September 24, 2015 5:31 PM

R22, I'm not OP. But yes, I do have a restricted diet but the steroids still mess with your weight and your blood sugar. They told me weight gain is normal. But I'm still self conscious and I looked really good before the operation. I know I'm being superficial, but...sigh...

by Anonymousreply 23September 24, 2015 5:37 PM

Ugh, I just went up to a size 28 waist. Kill me now!!

by Anonymousreply 24September 24, 2015 5:38 PM

Ok, I'm confused. OP didn't get the heart transplant?

by Anonymousreply 25September 24, 2015 5:39 PM

R25, no. I'm not the OP.

by Anonymousreply 26September 24, 2015 5:41 PM

Then quit bitching about a 36 waist. It's not like you're 300 lbs.

by Anonymousreply 27September 24, 2015 5:44 PM

OP you didn't get big, the rooms just got SMALL

by Anonymousreply 28September 24, 2015 5:57 PM

I live in a place that's largely Hispanic, so I'm very rarely the fattest person in any room unless I'm alone.

by Anonymousreply 29September 24, 2015 6:54 PM

W&W for R18 for the BTS quote.

[quote]OP would kill anything (except a salad) to be where you are.

I'd especially kill R17, not especially for a 36" waist.

by Anonymousreply 30September 24, 2015 7:07 PM

if you're 5'11 and 300lbs, I'm guessing you're about a 46-48 waist.

by Anonymousreply 31September 24, 2015 7:38 PM

R31 must be a haberdasher for the morbidly obese.

by Anonymousreply 32September 24, 2015 9:53 PM

Golly, I can't even imagine.

by Anonymousreply 33September 24, 2015 11:07 PM

I was always the fattest guy everywhere I went even from a young age. On the second day of kindergarten the principal came into the classroom looked at me and told me to get back to my class. I said that was my class and he started shouting at me not to lie to him. The teacher came back from the storage room and told him I was suppose to be in that class and the principal said, "He's so big and fat I thought he was at least a third grader." Nothing's changed today and wherever I go, if I really take the time to look around, I'm always the fattest guy in the room. I'm so used to it now, but sometimes it really bothers me which is why I don't go out much anymore.

by Anonymousreply 34September 25, 2015 7:57 PM

[quote]the local tall & fat clothing store

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 35September 25, 2015 8:02 PM

Cute R35.

First time my brother took me there 25 years ago I said, "Hey, this is a tall and fat store" and he hushed me. I said, "I think everyone here knows they're fat."

by Anonymousreply 36September 25, 2015 8:06 PM

Try being the fattest AND, increasingly, the oldest in the room. Sucks.

by Anonymousreply 37September 25, 2015 8:50 PM

janet jackson is the fattest one here

by Anonymousreply 38September 25, 2015 11:10 PM

It happens whenever I go to a seriously rich town, the rich are thinner than you and me.

And whenever I go to a déclassé area, I feel slim and gorgeous! Sure, I'm fat (BMI of 29), but I'm not huge. So many people are unhealthily large these days, even the young. It's actually gotten to the point where I've stopped worrying about my weight entirely - I'm over fifty and was never naturally slim, I've stopped making myself unhappy by fighting nature.

by Anonymousreply 39September 26, 2015 12:22 AM

Stop eating, fat ass. Can anyone find your back door?

by Anonymousreply 40September 26, 2015 12:33 AM

I'm just shocked how many homeless people are ginormous!

by Anonymousreply 41September 26, 2015 12:40 AM

I worked as an administrator in a very large Northeast urban school district. EVERYONE was way overweight, many obese. Every meeting involved donuts, muffins, coffee. We ate large lunches out. Over several years my weight began to climb, yet I somehow didn't notice because I was always the thinnest. I attended a state meeting held in a very affluent district. I almost died. I felt like an elephant among gazelles. That was the beginning of an initiative dedicated to getting in shape. BE careful who you surround yourself with, because you may begin to look like them.

by Anonymousreply 42September 26, 2015 12:51 AM

I'm 67 but look 32, which is also my waist size, same as in college, which was Harvard.

by Anonymousreply 43September 26, 2015 1:06 AM

We've met, r43. You drink your lunch as do I.

by Anonymousreply 44September 26, 2015 1:59 AM

Yup, it's happened to me. I am working on it. Quitting drinking has helped me lose weight, but I am currently plateauing.

by Anonymousreply 45March 28, 2020 4:40 PM
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