Celebrities Who Fuck With Your Gaydar

Well I hate to toot my own horn, but I OWN this thread!

Dianna Agron.

I would deep throat Middleditch. And you know from the nose he's got a big one.

Frankie Grande. I just can't figure him out.

Seth Meyers owns this thread.

All Asian actors.

In Darren Criss' case it's not the Gaydar that's being fucked.

James Franco.

Seconding Seth Meyers.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Seth Myers and Jimmy Fallon, both married....

Hi, I'm within the LA comedy scene.

I can see why someone would find Kumail's voice gay. As far as I can tell he isn't! I mostly figure that off of behaviour and having met his wife a few times

Middleditch is not. But since I never see him brought up here... I wanna add that he's really annoying, and has this smugness to him that rubs me the wrong way

Mr Charlie Siem, posh English violinist extraordinaire:

Drummond Money-Coutts, posh English magician/card sharp extraordinare:

I thought so too about Middleditch but he recently got engaged to his gf. He also doesn't seem as femme in interviews.

I know they aren't gay but most times I see them my Gaydar insists they must be gay.

I own this thread, bitches!

Come on people... just because Nanjani, Fallon, Myers happen to be married doesn't mean your gaydar is on the fritz. That goes double for whoever brought up Joseph Gordon Levitt.

James Norton. If he's not, then I sense he loves reeling boys in and dashing them against the rocks.

The two posh English guys are just that. It is how Etonian, Harrow, Rugby etc turn them out. Virtual clones.

R20 They turn them out to tease and torment The Gays? That's positively evil.

David Oyelowo.

More hunky James Norton:

A thing of Beauty, especially for those with a thing for feetssssss:

Bones made for the camera:

Easy and casual:

cillian murphy. i really can't tell with him.

Peter Saarsgaard, Jim Gaffigan, pretty much all Canadians, male and female.

How many times does JGL have to be outed as bi before you get it?

R25 God decided to take up sculpture and he decided his best work was James Norton.

Middleditch was just the lead in a really shitty movie in which he was totally naked — including frontal — for about 90% of his screen time.

Cute little body, underwhelming dong.

He must have a really big ego to show off his shortcomings like that.

More Middledong.

Leonardo DiCaprio

Holly Hunter

Frances McDormand

Would someone PLEASE introduce R31 R32 to the "Shower v. Grower" concept?

My pinger goes wild for Tate Ellington, who will appear in QUANTICO this TV season. He is married to a woman, however.

Matthew Morrison.

[quote]How many times does JGL have to be outed as bi before you get it?

Tell me about it.

Greg Proops.

Charles Nelson Reilly. Is he, or isn't he?

Yummy Nick Jonas

George Sanders

Busby Berkeley

Leo DiCrapio? Jesus, your gaydar needs tuning.

Leo DiCrapio? Jesus, your gaydar needs tuning.

[quote]Well I hate to toot my own horn

I'm sure if it were big enough, you'd be doing it daily, Darren.

Irina Shayek. She has to be at least Bi.

Dev Patel

Jason Mraz

Richard E. Grant

Baz Luhrman.

Lori Petty. I know she said in some article that she was straight. But there were rumors about her and Karyn Parsons having a relationship in the 90s.

Darren Criss

Darren Criss

Darren Crissssssssssssssssssssssss

Christiano Ronaldo

Nick Jonas

R53, meet R39.

From Modern family Ty Burrell. He pretty much broke my gaydar. I was really shocked to find out he was straight.

Ty Burrell is fugly

Lol, R56.

Femme straight guys are a real thing, I guess. I feel like an asshole for not knowing that.

Stand up comic Julian McCullough. He has some new show on E! called We Have Issues. Comes on after The Soup. He's apparently married with kids but boy does he make my gaydar go off. It doesn't help that the E! producers have plucked and bronzed him into Ryan Seacrest 2.0. Here he is promoting the show and revealing that Tom Hardy is his heterosexual hall pass. Uh huh.

Olivia Wilde

Shawn Mendes has gay voice for days yet he's apparently dating that chick from Fifth Harmony.

John Hurt - so gay and yet reportedly a straight man.

ZACH RANCE

Vera Wang has always pinged for me.

Why do ugly guys never ping on here? You all kill me on here.

R64, there were many posts of Middleditch who's not a conventionally handsome guy. Another reason is that celebs, especially actors, usually are better looking than the average Joes. And then the reason you were after: handsome guys are more interesting than the ugly ducklings. It's the guys we'd like to fuck that interest us. That is life.

R64 - And how many times has it been revealed that John Goodman is gay, right here on DL?

You need to fuck off.

James Corden

Middleditch reminds me of BJ Novak from THE OFFICE, who has always pung.

Bitches, I fucking OWN this thread.

Serving leg realness:

Well, either one actually:

Kim Davis is a semi celebrity these day LOL she looks like a big old dyke but watch this parody!

Channing

Lil Wayne. Especially because of this picture.

Chris Nolan:

Diane Neal (L&O: SVU, NCIS)

Maxwell (soul singer), Donald Glover

R75 - Thank god this isn't just me. He talks about/borderline drools over his leading men in a way that most straight male directors do their leading ladies. I don't think Nolan is 100% straight.

R64—you and I have completely different definitions of "not ugly" if you think Ty Burrell, DiCaprio, and Lil Wayne are anything but fugly. They've all been mentioned in this thread, along with John Goodman and Fifty Cent (just off the top of my head) in other similar threads.

You're a tool.

Terrence "Baby wipes/Micropenis" Howard from Empire.

Jimmy Fallon

Oprah Winfrey

Gayle King

Deborra-Lee Furness

JC Chasez

Kate Walsh

Taylor Lautner

Darren Criss

Darren Criss

Darren Criss

Seth Meyers

Ryan Reynolds--- when he talks, purses fall out, don't quite get that he could be straight.

Ty Burrell isn't fugly. I think he looks just fine.

To me, for someone to fuck with my Gaydar, it would have to be a guy who is more or less generally considered to be straight but definitely pings as gay anyway. Of course, just because a person is generally considered to be straight -- for whatever reason -- that doesn't necessarily mean he is.

Peter Sarsgaard is the best example I can think of someone who fucks with my Gaydar, because he doesn't seem like the kind of actor/person who would find it necessary to beard. On the other hand, Ryan Reynolds had EVERY reason to beard, as he was at one time being groomed as Hollywood's next big hunky, hot, leading man/action hero type.

But why would a gay Ryan Reynolds marry contemporary modern women, pretty ones, and have babies. Such an elaborate scenario for this generation.

He's a good one for this list.

People who keep posting Darren Criss, no, he doesn't break my gaydar because I just assume he's a fag.

[quote]Why would a gay Ryan Reynolds marry contemporary modern women, pretty ones, and have babies?

Why would he do that? For the reason I noted above. He has one baby, with his current wife, Blake Lively.

Of course, I'm not sure he's gay -- not even close to sure. And I didn't say I was. Just pointing out that, to me, he's a much more likely case for bearding scenarios than Peter Sarsgaard. But for all I know, Peter is gay and Ryan is straight....or they're both straight -- or they're both gay.

Why would Johansson and Lively marry a gay guy? They don't seem like women who would put up with being badly fucked.

Anyway I guess we agree? He's a good candidate for my thread (I am the OP). Some of these others though, no, cause they are not fucking with my gaydar, they are just gay.

Why would Nicole Kidman and Mimi Rogers marry a gay guy? Why would Kelly Preston marry a gay guy? Etc., etc. There are lots of reasons why those things MIGHT happen.

Again, it's perfectly possible that Reynolds' marriages to Johansson and Lively are completely legit and they fuck like rabbits. I really have no idea, and neither do you :-) Not even about the guys about whom you say, "they are just gay."

Id say Ryan is straight and yes he fucks with my Gaydar.

I know I keep you guys guessing.

Another vote for Seth Meyers. I believe I posted this in another thread some time ago, but I once went to a party where Seth and his brother Josh also attended and Seth was very flirty toward some of the guys and also giggling like a schoolgirl to whatever Josh was telling him. This was P.M. (pre-marriage).

Men (comedy guys): Scott Aukerman Jason Mantzoukas Jerrod Carmichael Rob Riggle

Ladies: Paget Brewster Jessica St. Clair

I think JGL types are closeted, so I'm not in the camp of "BUT HE HAS A WIFE !" but Aukerman is married and seriously has no reason to beard... His wife Kulap is awesome, hilarious, and a total babe. I have worked with them both several times.

It's crazy to me anyone would think Mantzoukas is gay.

R37- Proops is totally gay. Gay gay gay !

But Proops is very supportive of gays, very outspoken about his impassioned support of all things liberal, and since everyone assumes he's gay, he regularly jokes and makes some statement about how he's not gay and makes no case for it. He often has the wife in tow at his stand up/podcast gigs. Maybe he's bi. Or is this some sort of especially odd form of denial?

[quote]Jason Mantzoukas

He dated Connie Britton years ago. She also pings my gaydar. Maybe they were bearding for each other.

Jon Cryer

That queen who won the Oscar for writing "The Imitation Game". My gaydar is still in the shop being repaired.

Selleck, DiCaprio, Oprah.

Maybe Clooney.

More comedians/comics: Pete Holmes, John Mulaney, Bo Burnham

r12, since you seem to be in the know: what about those Playing House girls? Not necessarily gay stuff, but are they nice humans? Ditto Ronna and Beverly.

R62 and R73 they're both bisexual

Darren Criss

People have been challenged by the concept of this thread. You list people you believe are STRAIGHT, but act or look really gay, thus fucking your Gaydar.

R106 I LOVE Lennon. Don't know JSC.

Jessica and Jamie are great. All are totally sweet, yeah. I die laughing any time I'm around Jamie and her husband.

Again, the vast majority of people of itt are simply in the closet, if that. I agree Sarsgaard is probably the best example. Gender bent but with no real reason to pretend to be straight.

Malcom McLaren

what is itt? R111

[quote]Pete Holmes

I agree with this one. He pinged hard on that TBS show he had. I listen to his podcast and something about him still pings. He also talks about his girlfriend quite a bit on there.

Someone upthread mentioned the Playing House girls. Jessica St. Clair pings to me. Lennon Parham not so much.

I think Pete Holmes is just girly and sensitive. I feel like if he was gay or bi he would've talked about it on his podcast by now. He seems very in touch with himself, I couldn't see him as a closet case. But that's just my observation.

I laughed like a lunatic r113. It's been a rough day. Thanks.

[quote]People have been challenged by the concept of this thread. You list people you believe are STRAIGHT, but act or look really gay, thus fucking your Gaydar.

I like the concept of this thread. Gaydar is real and pretty accurate, for the most part.

JAMES FrancO

Darren Criss HUH!?

Steven R McQueen and Michael Trevino had more onscreen chemistry with each other than with the women sharing their scenes together on The Vampire Diaries.

Seth tries too hard. He also continually refers to his brother Josh's girlfriend each time he's on the show. I know plenty of tough Jewish girls who want a hot rich guy and don't care if he's gay or bi, especially if he's famous. Please see Downey, Susan and Paltrow, Gwyneth for further discussion. In Comedy, being out is as bad for career advancement as being out in film. Broadway less so if at all.

Kelsey Grammer owns this thread, but the truth is we only see him as straight because we don't want him on our team! He's thoroughly repulsive physically, mentally, and has disappointed us in every way it is possible to be disappointed by a gay-denying Obvious queen.

Travis Fimmel

Colton Haynes! I really thought he was straight. I've watched Arrow and his Roy Harper character looked genuinely straight for Wila Holland's Thea.

OP, what area in Brooklyn is "Bohemian?"

Charlie Hunnam and his amazing beefy ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R125 - give me a year and I'll tell you the neighborhood. Usually its the one that is still in phase 1 of gentrification.

James FrancO

Stupid sexy Flanders, obviously.

Austin Mahone

Nathan Sykes from The Wanted

ricky martin...oh wait never mind.

Darren Criss aka the GAYest straight man...yea right!

Justine Henin

Broke gaydar

Seth Macfarlane

Shawn Mendes

The Middleditch butt you'll never have:

More Middleditch butt:

More of Middleditch's teeny pee-pee:

John Mulaney

Stop the love you save may be your own

None because I don't fall for that bullshit about gaydar being based on stereotypes. It's just morons with no gaydar who think everyone is straight unless they shout that they're gay from the rooftops or get caught with a dick in their butt.

Well it's seems that r97 may not have be confused anymore since Jerrod Carmichael has just said that he has had relationships with men. Which means that he is either bi or gay.

Nelly fishfuckers confuse a sister's fruitdar!

Most of those men are closeted. Are some of you for real assuming they are straight because they have a "wife or girlfriend" .

I used to think Seth Meters was a gay guy.

Jorja Fox is way, way lesbian but when she plays straight, it just looks silly.

Stanley Tucci.

R124 🤣🤣🤣

R129 how on earth did Homer Simpson find this thread??

Alex Rodriguez. According to blind gossip, he cheats on J.Lo with strippers ... female strippers.

Richard Kind.

Rob Low

Kumail Nanjiani is as homely as a dog's ass, but I would do the filthiest things to his hairy, ripped body nonetheless...

Lin Manuel Miranda

Armie Hammer

^^ though I think that he's probably closeted