My boyfriend of ten years just told me he's frigid. I don't know what that means? I looked it up on the Internets but it says cold. So whilst he was sleeping I put a thermometer up his buttocks and it's normal.
What gives?
My Boyfriend is Frigid
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 7, 2020 11:21 PM |
A thermometer is too thin. Shove a fist up there, and that'll warm him up fast!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 22, 2015 3:35 PM |
Curling iron should do the trick.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 22, 2015 3:37 PM |
"whilst he was sleeping I put a thermometer up his buttocks and it's normal"
I think that's called Surmise Anal.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 22, 2015 4:03 PM |
He said that to you to bide his time. He's comfortable with you (we assume) but. he doesn't want to fuck you anymore. Time to move on. Nobody deserves that kind of bullshit.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 22, 2015 4:14 PM |
It's good to read about an Extremely Sensitive Topic here again.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 22, 2015 4:16 PM |
You need to aim a hair dryer at his cock, stat!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 22, 2015 4:43 PM |
Take a cue from Sean Connery in Marnie and force him. He’ll be cured in no time.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 7, 2020 8:46 PM |
Send him to Palm Springs. It's quite toasty here right now.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 7, 2020 10:07 PM |
Only applies to women.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 7, 2020 11:21 PM |