We'd we be very different in what we talk & obsess about?
Billy Carter, he was such a fun guy. Carter's teeth, Squeaky Fromme another awesome lunatic, Betty Ford's problems, was Jodie gay or straight or a transgender?
We'd be listening to Olivia Newton-John and Donna Summer. The BeeGees and Rod Stewart. And instead of stomping at the Savoy, we'd be waiting to get into Club 54.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 20, 2015 11:15 PM |
**Sorry...WOULD WE, be very different**
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 20, 2015 11:16 PM |
[quote]we'd be waiting to get into Club 54.
Do you mean Studio 54?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 20, 2015 11:17 PM |
We would "compare" and find we couldn't do better than Zayre.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 20, 2015 11:28 PM |
I hope you all would be talking about my TV show. I had a bunch of them, you know?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 20, 2015 11:29 PM |
We'd be talking about many of the same things we talk about now.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 20, 2015 11:31 PM |
Why aren't there gays on The Love Boat?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 21, 2015 12:15 AM |
The thread comparing Travolta to Pacino would end in tears
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 21, 2015 12:25 AM |
We would all be wishing that Bruce Jenner wasn't straight
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 21, 2015 12:25 AM |
Just swallow copious handfuls of 'luudes, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 21, 2015 12:29 AM |
Every man on Datalounge would own at least two caftans
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 21, 2015 12:29 AM |
I wonder if it would be more sexually driven, orientated.
I know some people (visitors) are surprised by the things we all talk about....you know, soups and things.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 21, 2015 12:42 AM |
Party! Just got cured of my 100th STD!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 21, 2015 12:45 AM |
We would talk of our brand loyalty to poppers and favorite version of Vaseline intensive care
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 21, 2015 12:47 AM |
We'd be talking about how I wore Bonnie Franklin's hairdo better than she did.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 21, 2015 12:51 AM |
I would sit by the pool using ban de soliel orange gelee suntan lotion of untdetermined SPF , I would spray Sun In in my brown hair and sit by the pool reading After Dark magazine while wearing my sexy bikini swimsuit from Ah Men.
I would set my Betamax to record Happy Days , and have listen to my Diana Ross albums on my Panasonic stereo with record changer and quad sound. I would make a quick tv dinner in my brand new Amana Radar Range and place all my dirty dishes in my Avocado General Electric top loading dishwasher. I would fix myself a Martini and Rossi on the rocks and begin my long process of getting ready to go out .
I would get ready for the bar washing with Ivory Soap and shampoo my hair with vidal sasson products and blow dry . I would carefully cleanse my face with Clinque for Men and use just a dab of M loition on my skin. I would spray my chest with Haltson 1-12 cologne and carefully put on my izoid polo and calvin klein jeans .
I would hop in my AMC Gremlin and put in my my favorite Thelma Houston 8 track to listen to while on the way to dance at Studio One.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 21, 2015 1:26 AM |
Quinn Cummings. Half the posters would say she was the ugliest child star in history, while the other half would insist she'd be "the Faye Dunaway of 2007."
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 21, 2015 1:27 AM |
That's 1974, r16
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 21, 2015 1:29 AM |
"Let Me Tell You About Marisa Berenson"
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 21, 2015 1:31 AM |
Eldergays -- tell us of Tom Dooley.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 21, 2015 1:33 AM |
R18 you're right , It must been the poppers I used in 1979 they impacted my long term memory
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 21, 2015 1:34 AM |
[quote]I would set my Betamax to record Happy Days
I'm not sure they were available in 1977 (to the general public anyway.) I bought my first one in 1981, and it was still $800 (with corded remote.)
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 21, 2015 1:38 AM |
I had an AMC Gremlin - my first car R16.
I would be getting ready to drive to a rock concert with festival seating (you could sit anywhere you want or go up to the stage).
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 21, 2015 1:42 AM |
[quote] Party! Just got cured of my 100th STD!
We said 1977, not 2015.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 21, 2015 1:44 AM |
r24 wasn't there
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 21, 2015 1:46 AM |
Did you see the nudes of Schwarzenegger in this month's AFTER DARK?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 21, 2015 1:46 AM |
We would be discussing all the concerts we went to...Fleetwood Mac, Olivia Newton-John, Donna Summer, The Eagles, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 21, 2015 1:47 AM |
Threads:
Cockgobbler Ed Koch elected mayor of New York City
Fondues and Fondon'ts
Who's had Chewbacca's hairy hole?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 21, 2015 1:48 AM |
Brian, the bubble butt waiter from The Magic Pan in Cambridge.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 21, 2015 1:50 AM |
Is Elvis really dead?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 21, 2015 1:51 AM |
Glory holes at the Sunset Strip Hamburger Hamlet.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 21, 2015 1:54 AM |
R28 takes the lead!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 21, 2015 1:54 AM |
Would we be talking about this month's hawt guys in Playgirl?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 21, 2015 1:55 AM |
We would drool over the models in the ultimate 1977 coffee table book, Looking Good by Charles Hix.
Scavullo on Beauty and any one of the many International Male catalogs would figure in there too, somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 21, 2015 1:55 AM |
In 1977, the top topic would be Anita Bryant, who was Kim Davis on steroids. That was the year she got the anti-gay ordinance passed, there were gay rights events around the country to denounce her, and some queen hit her in the face with a pie.
Truly vile woman who got much of what she deserved, but not all.
Here's the pie.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 21, 2015 2:02 AM |
The same time Anita was running around, there was a proposition in California to keep gays out of teaching.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 21, 2015 2:06 AM |
Penicillin is just FABULOUS honey. The clap went away in hours!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 21, 2015 2:09 AM |
There would be several Susan Richardson: America's Sweetheart threads
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 21, 2015 2:12 AM |
Has anyone seen Star Wars yet? What a fox Mark Hamill is.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 21, 2015 2:15 AM |
That's TV's Sweetheart, R40! Although I guess I am also America's Sweetheart now that you mention it...
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 21, 2015 2:15 AM |
[quote]Has anyone seen Star Wars yet? What a fox Mark Hamill is.
Too twinky for me, but I'm sure he'll age really well.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 21, 2015 2:17 AM |
Harvey Milk got elected to the SF Board of Supervisors! Who's had him?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 21, 2015 2:28 AM |
John Travolta Grows A Beard - Dating Diana Hyland
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 21, 2015 2:28 AM |
I'm thinking of getting touch tone phone, is it worth the $1.50 extra a month?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 21, 2015 2:41 AM |
R29: I think I know that Brian! Any more info on him?
We would be discussing the relative merits of the Pines vs The Grove (aka, "The Needles" vs The Grave")
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 21, 2015 2:47 AM |
Rhoda's not as good this year without that hunky David Groh.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 21, 2015 2:51 AM |
BREAKING! Jaws sequel in the works!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 21, 2015 2:54 AM |
Anyone else sick of all the I ❤ NY bullshit?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 21, 2015 2:54 AM |
WCOZ
WBCN
KMET
KROQ Rock of the 70s
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 21, 2015 2:55 AM |
We would be discussing Smoke and the Bandit and Burt Reynolds.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 21, 2015 3:03 AM |
^^Smokey
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 21, 2015 3:04 AM |
Fleetwood Mac's Rumours. Will they suffer a Sophomore Slump?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 21, 2015 3:04 AM |
The majority of you fuckos would claim Masin Reese is a wonderful child while a few of us shudder at the thought of ugly precocious children taking over television.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 21, 2015 3:05 AM |
Will they EVER stop playing "You Light Up My Life"?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 21, 2015 3:05 AM |
Talking about Burt Reynolds would lead us to reminiscing about his Cosmopolitan centerfold.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 21, 2015 3:08 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 21, 2015 3:09 AM |
I was singing at the piano at Marie's Crisis last night and there was this guy who fucked some guy from LA who said that he heard a rumor from a guy who works at A&M records that Peter Matz is trying to get Ethel Merman to record a disco album! Like she would ever do anything so idiotic.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 21, 2015 3:12 AM |
I just ADORE my new skintight polyester shirt that's cut down to my navel,it shows of my six gold chains beautifully. And no ironing !
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 21, 2015 3:16 AM |
It's genuine Qiana!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 21, 2015 3:21 AM |
[quote]I just ADORE my new skintight polyester shirt that's cut down to my navel,it shows of my six gold chains beautifully. And no ironing !
I find my bri-nylon sheets from Bloomingdales, scratchy.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 21, 2015 3:21 AM |
& my bri-nylon underwear, makes me feel...clammy.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 21, 2015 3:24 AM |
While typing some of us would be listening to this song which was constantly on the radio.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 21, 2015 3:28 AM |
[quote]While typing some of us would be listening to this song which was constantly on the radio.
& THIS!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 21, 2015 3:31 AM |
Carter visited our neighborhood and put peanut butter on the tortilla we gave to him.
Nonetheless, he was elected President.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 21, 2015 3:31 AM |
Who else is going to see the Pope at Yankee Stadium?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 21, 2015 3:31 AM |
The Gay Agenda, the Gay Agenda, the Gay Uh-gen-daaaaaaaaaa!!!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 21, 2015 3:47 AM |
Can anyone recommend a good portable 8 Track?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 21, 2015 3:54 AM |
I just got out of CBGBs last night around three A.M., and met this hot punky dude, kinda skinny, but at least he wasn't a junkie. We had great sex, but he didn't have a phone number, so I don't know if I'll ever see him again. We both liked the band, Talking Heads, but they're too obscure to ever become famous.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 21, 2015 4:13 AM |
How does a no-talent twink like Leif Garrett become a teen idol and how many cocks did he have to suck?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 21, 2015 4:18 AM |
There's a sale on Crisco down at the A&P! Gotta stock up for the Labor Day weekend!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 21, 2015 4:27 AM |
I feel love is the future of music.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 21, 2015 4:37 AM |
Did you see Jackie O in the Food Stamp line?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 21, 2015 4:55 AM |
Did you SEE the holiday Playboy? The Sex & Cinema spread showed Harry Reems naked! With his cock!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 21, 2015 5:16 AM |
[quote]I feel love is the future of music.
Oh, dear. I fear it's the end of proper grammar and punctuation. God knows what writing will be like in the 21st Century. Probably just a lot of abbreviations and non-standard spelling of words.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 21, 2015 5:20 AM |
I am cooking a delicious casserole in my harvest gold kitchen tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 21, 2015 5:20 AM |
My best friend has avocado green appliances in his kitchen.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 21, 2015 5:23 AM |
The [italic]Star Wars[/italic] vs. [italic]Close Encounters[/italic] threads would reach 600 replies pretty quickly.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 21, 2015 6:57 AM |
Hey, did you hear? There's a gay character on that new show [italic]Soap[/italic] on ABC. Not that good looking, though, but at least he's actually gay unlike that Jack Tripper from [italic]Three's Company[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 90 | September 21, 2015 6:58 AM |
We're losing Love Is A Many Splendored Thing and Where the Heart Is. Is anyone planning to watch that new soap, The Young and the Restless? Here are the season ratings. Is Somerset safe? Joel Crothers is so HOT! Anyone know anything?
1. As The World Turns 10.6
2. Days Of Our Lives 9.9
3. Another World 9.7
3. General Hospital 9.7
5. The Doctors 9.3
6. Search for Tomorrow 8.6
7. One Life To Live 8.3
8. All My Children 8.2
8. The Guiding Light 8.2
10. The Edge Of Night 7.9
11. The Secret Storm 7.3
12. Love Of Life 7.2
13. Return to Peyton Place 7.2
14. Love is A Many Splendored Thing 7.1
15. Somerset 6.8
16. Where The Heart Is 6.4
by Anonymous | reply 91 | September 21, 2015 8:58 AM |
My healthy young friend who was the biggest slut, wasted away really and died last week from pneumonia.
It's really sad. I guess it's just bad luck though.
At least we fucked before he died.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 21, 2015 9:31 AM |
[quote]At least we fucked before he died.
Oh, God!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | September 21, 2015 11:11 AM |
Did you hear? Carol Channing is doing a revival of HELLO, DOLLY! at the Lunt-Fontanne next spring! We'd better make sure and get tickets. I'm sure it'll be the last time you'll ever get a chance to see her play that role. She's 56 after all.
I wonder if the ticket office at Gimbels is selling tickets? I'd love to be able to charge it on my Gimbels account. After all, we saw Liza's new show THE ACT last Saturday and they're charging $25 a ticket! That's a lot of cash. And that Roger Minami who does 'Arthur in the Afternoon' with Liza is such a good dancer. I'm surer we'll be seeing a lot more of him.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | September 21, 2015 11:31 AM |
Is the lead singer of The Babys a cross dresser? What the fuck is up with him?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | September 21, 2015 11:32 AM |
I hate Mary on Eight is Enough.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | September 21, 2015 11:40 AM |
I hear this new actress, Cheryl Ladd, is replacing Farrah Fawcett-Majors on Charlie's Angels!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | September 21, 2015 11:43 AM |
I need to buy a new TV. Sony's the best, right?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | September 21, 2015 11:47 AM |
I worked at Barno Pizza all summer, but now I have it! 50 watts per channel!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | September 21, 2015 11:51 AM |
I just sprayed my pussy with FDS.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | September 21, 2015 11:53 AM |
[quote]I hear this new actress, Cheryl Ladd, is replacing Farrah Fawcett-Majors on Charlie's Angels!
Farrah IS the show.
I don't see this working.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | September 21, 2015 11:54 AM |
Wonder Woman is moving to CBS from ABC this season. She's getting a new 70's sexy look too. No more 1940's style Wonder Woman! I bet Lynda Carter is excited about the changes. I wonder if she fucks Lyle Waggoner?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | September 21, 2015 11:59 AM |
Jack Wrangler, Bruno or Al Parker?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | September 21, 2015 12:09 PM |
David Berkowitz: who's had her?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | September 21, 2015 12:27 PM |
[quote] I wonder if she fucks Lyle Waggoner?
Me too!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | September 21, 2015 12:31 PM |
The hair: long and feathered on the sides a la David Cassidy, and body hair was a sign of male virility, so give me that naked guy that looks like he's wearing a sweater.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | September 21, 2015 12:33 PM |
Nerds had Sci Fi all to themselves.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | September 22, 2015 12:45 AM |
***BREAKING*** Joan Crawford dead!
I wonder how much her kids will get.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | September 22, 2015 12:56 AM |
John Waters' new movie looks absolutely DISGUSTING. The trailer had the fattest woman I've ever seen — NUDE.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | September 22, 2015 2:11 AM |
I saw Truman Capote on Dinah Shore's show and he swore answered prayers would be finished by Christmas!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | September 22, 2015 2:15 AM |
Oh! Dinah Shore! Dinah Shore!
Did you see Iggy Pop on her show?
by Anonymous | reply 112 | September 22, 2015 2:18 AM |
I don't know about you, but Chevy Chase kinda pings for me
by Anonymous | reply 113 | September 22, 2015 3:08 AM |
How long before those fucking Muppets go off TV for good?
by Anonymous | reply 114 | September 22, 2015 3:11 AM |
"Welcome Back Kotter"
Wow, what a funny show!!!
Even though I have a crush on "Vinnie Barbarino", I'm sure the guy who plays him, John Travolta, is ABSOLUTELY 100 % straight. He seems like such a "man's man".
by Anonymous | reply 115 | September 22, 2015 3:12 AM |
Steven Ford's, the former president's son, okay , who's had him?
Speaking of Repuglians, what is the truth about Gov. Reagan's youngest son? Is it true he wasn't to be a dancer? Could he be gay?
by Anonymous | reply 116 | September 22, 2015 3:15 AM |
Sorry about the typo. Where's the damn White Out. I meant to say Is it true that Gov. Reagan's wants to be dancer?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | September 22, 2015 3:16 AM |
The best part about 1977 is that the PMBT troll hadn't been born yet.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | September 22, 2015 3:17 AM |
I don't know if it was the coke or Quaaludes but I swear I saw Freddie Mercury from Queen in a sling at the Anvil last night.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | September 22, 2015 3:19 AM |
I'm looking to replace my old turquoise blue kitchen appliances. They just reek of Ozzie & Harriet. Should I go with Harvest Gold or Avocado Green? The floral wallpaper I picked has both colors, although I'm doing one wall in wood paneling. I can get naugahyde in either color to redo the kitchen chairs. I want a look that says modern and sophisticated.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | September 22, 2015 3:21 AM |
Cousin Oliver Gets the Last Laugh: The Brady Bunch Variety Hour Gets Cancelled.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | September 22, 2015 3:22 AM |
I sometimes wish I didn't have to go to Times Square porn theaters to watch the latest Al Parker porns!!
Who knows, maybe someday...somehow...I'll be able to jerk-off in my own home to all my porn, at my convenience, day or night.
Wouldn't this be cool!!??
by Anonymous | reply 122 | September 22, 2015 3:26 AM |
I am sincerely thinking about giving up my place in the Village. Crime, the cost of living, dirt, noise ... I don't if I can take any more of New York City. Any suggestions. An old boyfri, I mean, roommate suggested San Jose, south of San Francisco; I don't know much about it, just what Dionne sings about it.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | September 22, 2015 3:26 AM |
[quote]***BREAKING*** Joan Crawford dead! I wonder how much her kids will get. —Anonymous
So young...
by Anonymous | reply 124 | September 22, 2015 3:29 AM |
HAPPY 35th BIRTHDAY BARBRA.
I wonder when she gets to be 45 or so if she would consider playing the Ethel Merman part in a revival of Gypsy.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | September 22, 2015 3:33 AM |
Poor Elvis
by Anonymous | reply 126 | September 22, 2015 3:35 AM |
Is it better to use hemp or jute for my macrame hangings?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | September 22, 2015 3:36 AM |
Who needs Spencer's gifts! I can make my own Xmas presents!
by Anonymous | reply 128 | September 22, 2015 3:39 AM |
But is r128...gay?
by Anonymous | reply 129 | September 22, 2015 3:40 AM |
My niece is turning 15 next week. I plan to give her copies of the two books that have meant the most to me --- Jonathan Livingston Seagull and The Prophet by Khalil Gilbran
by Anonymous | reply 130 | September 22, 2015 3:44 AM |
I'm getting sick of all this Bicentennial crap still hanging around. Mark it down or trash it and let's move on!
by Anonymous | reply 131 | September 22, 2015 3:44 AM |
Debbie Harry -- whose had her?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | September 22, 2015 3:46 AM |
Anyone else happy that "King Kong" remake is flopping big-time? And screw Dino De Laurentiis for trying to shove that talentless blonde bimbo down out throats! Back to escorting (or wherever it was he found you), honey...
by Anonymous | reply 133 | September 22, 2015 3:46 AM |
I heard that Hollywood is making a movies about of the old Superman comic books. I also heard that the talent hunt to play the Man of Steel is the biggest talent search in Hollywood since Gone With The Wind. Any ideas who might get the role?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | September 22, 2015 3:55 AM |
John Travolta would make a great Superman!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | September 22, 2015 3:59 AM |
With the Mary Tyler Moore going off the air, I wonder if Gavin McLeod, Ted Knight, Ed Asner or Betty White will have a chance of getting another television series.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | September 22, 2015 4:01 AM |
Whatever happened to Elaine Stritch? After COMPANY, I thought that she would be the next big thing on Broadway. I guess that I must have been wrong....
by Anonymous | reply 137 | September 22, 2015 4:27 AM |
Did you guys read in Rona Barrett's Hollywood that John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John are filming the movie version of "Grease". It'll be premiering next summer...I can't wait!!
by Anonymous | reply 138 | September 22, 2015 5:12 AM |
I wonder if Bing Crosby's kids are toasting his death with Minute Maid orange juice?
by Anonymous | reply 139 | September 22, 2015 5:32 AM |
Joni Mitchell's albums are starting to get...weird.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | September 22, 2015 5:35 AM |
[quote]John Waters' new movie looks absolutely DISGUSTING. The trailer had the fattest woman I've ever seen — NUDE.
Disney must be trying to compete with him with that new [italic]Pete's Dragon[/italic] picture of theirs. That dragon looks like my refrigerator, and just looking at him makes me hungry!
by Anonymous | reply 141 | September 22, 2015 5:39 AM |
Every month I would anxiously wait for the new Playgirl to arrive at the bookstore in the nearest town, 30 miles away. I sometimes wasted gallons of gas because the magazine would arrive a day to several days late that week. The clerks didn't know me; maybe they did and they talked behind my back; I was oblivious. The hairy men in the magazine made the trips worthwhile; and I'd find a private place to jerk off while looking at the photos before I returned home. I still remember the names of my favorite models, Geoffrey Kane among them, R44.
Bernie, a college student/lifeguard at the community pool, would be coy about covering himself in the locker room all summer; then he would walk around the room fully naked on Labor Day weekend. I don't know what his true motive was; but I was extremely thankful he did. He was more endowed and much bushier than I ever imagined. All of the girls were hot for him; and I had a private show going on all weekend. I still love the name "Bernie".
by Anonymous | reply 142 | September 22, 2015 6:01 AM |
Up yours, R133!
by Anonymous | reply 143 | September 22, 2015 6:02 AM |
A Chorus Line vs. Chicago: Which one will be the enduring Broadway show?
by Anonymous | reply 144 | September 22, 2015 6:07 AM |
I just heard Florence Henderson sing on [italic]The Mike Douglas Show[/italic]. She's got quite a set of pipes on her. Let's see if we can get her and the rest of [italic]The Brady Bunch[/italic] cast back together for a variety show. Get Sid and Marty Kroft to do it; if they could make The Osmonds TV stars, they can make this work. In all honesty, Sherwood Schwartz is a great guy but I just don't think he's cut out for variety shows. If he bitches about it, we'll just cut him a check.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | September 22, 2015 6:10 AM |
[quote]With the Mary Tyler Moore going off the air, I wonder if Gavin McLeod, Ted Knight, Ed Asner or Betty White will have a chance of getting another television series.
I know, R136. At least Betty and I have [italic]Match Game[/italic] to fall back on.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | September 22, 2015 6:11 AM |
[quote] The same time Anita was running around, there was a proposition in California to keep gays out of teaching.
Even I was against that.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | September 22, 2015 6:16 AM |
Have any of you seen that new show [italic]What's Happening!![/italic] on ABC? My stars, they ought to call it [italic]What's Fattening!![/italic] I don't remember 10% of the country being obese when I was young. Hopefully, President Carter will listen to the McGovern Committee's recommendations on how to do something about it.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | September 22, 2015 6:22 AM |
I can't believe they made a TV show out of that Michael York movie "Logan's Run," but OH! that Gregory Harrison! I'd love to see HIM step out of a shower sometime!
by Anonymous | reply 149 | September 22, 2015 6:23 AM |
America's 201st birthday seems kind of anti-climactic after the big to-do about the Bicentennial last year.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | September 22, 2015 6:26 AM |
Mommy, how come there were no black folks in [italic]Annie[/italic]?
by Anonymous | reply 151 | September 22, 2015 6:29 AM |
My hairdresser refused to give me a Dorothy Hamill haircut! She said my face was too fat for it and besides people will laugh at a man. I had to settle for a Shaun Cassidy. Was I wrong to leave her no tip?
by Anonymous | reply 152 | September 22, 2015 6:50 AM |
I was walking down the street one day and I thought I saw Farrah Fawcett-Majors, but then "she" turned around and was actually Barry Manilow!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | September 22, 2015 6:55 AM |
My friends and I drove to the lake today where we found a somewhat secluded spot and smoked some potent weed and drank Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill Wine. I know it's nasty but it's cheap and all we can afford right now (we're Seniors in high school). Our Chevy Camaro was parked in front of us with the doors open playing VHS tapes of Led Zeppelin, Boston, and Peter Frampton. We were in heaven.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | September 22, 2015 7:39 AM |
[quote]Should I go with Harvest Gold or Avocado Green?
Neither.
Go with Burnt Orange. It will match everything.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | September 22, 2015 7:43 AM |
I wash my hair with Gee Your Hair Smells Teriffic. I hear Farah Fawcett is coming out with a shampoo soon. A collaboration with Faberge. Can't wait.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | September 22, 2015 12:17 PM |
STAR SIGHTING!
I was rollerskating and Betty Buckley pulled up beside me in an El Camino!
She flicked lit cigarettes at my head. I kept them.
STARS LITTER, TOO!!!
by Anonymous | reply 157 | September 22, 2015 12:42 PM |
I can't wait to get home from school and watch Another World. My dad got this machine that records it on tape, like cassettes.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | September 22, 2015 1:07 PM |
A friend from work invited me over for dinner last night. She served tacos - cold salad on hot barbecue beef with French dressing to add pep.
It looked like something you'd scoop put of the trash.
Midway through my second line, she told me I'm her second gay. I thought I could pass.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | September 22, 2015 1:21 PM |
Remember: no spraying myself with Eau Sauvage before the Mineshaft.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | September 22, 2015 1:35 PM |
[quote] My friends and I drove to the lake today where we found a somewhat secluded spot and smoked some potent weed and drank Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill Wine. I know it's nasty but it's cheap and all we can afford right now (we're Seniors in high school).
How can you drink that awful wine?
I prefer Mateus rose, or in a pinch, Lancers will do
by Anonymous | reply 161 | September 22, 2015 2:24 PM |
R145, you're a year late
by Anonymous | reply 162 | September 22, 2015 2:44 PM |
"Of course we don't need condoms. The only things we have to worry about are VD and crabs. Trust me, I'm clean."
"What?!?! DIE from too much sex??!! Are you nuts?? Trust me, none of us gay men who live in NYC will ever DIE from having too much sex!!!"
"Don't be ridiculous!!!! What could possibly happen???"
by Anonymous | reply 163 | September 22, 2015 3:42 PM |
R163 tries too hard.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | September 22, 2015 3:48 PM |
(from the OFFICIAL Oscars Viewing Thread):
Peter Finch's wife...she's BLACK!!!
by Anonymous | reply 165 | September 22, 2015 4:33 PM |
I'm so pissed at my parents. My sister got the cool room...and she's not even old enough to appreciate the artistry of it.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | September 22, 2015 4:41 PM |
[quote]Our Chevy Camaro was parked in front of us with the doors open playing VHS tapes of Led Zeppelin, Boston, and Peter Frampton.
VHS tapes? Uh, no. Maybe you meant cassettes or 8-tracks.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | September 22, 2015 5:25 PM |
Haha, Yes I meant 8-track tapes R167. Sorry about that.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | September 23, 2015 1:34 AM |
My friends and I prefer to drink Annie Green Springs. It's so ...earthy.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | September 23, 2015 2:02 AM |
R92 Thanks for the memories ~ sharing with us
by Anonymous | reply 170 | September 23, 2015 2:33 AM |
LOL I was born in a year later 1978
by Anonymous | reply 171 | September 23, 2015 2:34 AM |
I'm so exhausted. I've been sneaking down to the den late at night to watch HBO for the nude scene in 'The Great Texas Dynamite Chase' just to see grown-up Johnny Crawford's butt! They air it at 2 in the morning!
by Anonymous | reply 172 | September 23, 2015 3:05 AM |
Epic threads about inconsistencies on Little House on the Prairie and LHOP vs the Waltons.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | September 23, 2015 3:54 AM |
I think those still happen, R173!
by Anonymous | reply 174 | September 23, 2015 4:48 AM |
Chicago would close on Broadway this year while A Chorus Line ran on and on.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | September 23, 2015 4:51 AM |
There's a new sex kitten on the scene in Tinseltown and her name is Susan Richardson. Remember that name, kids. I see a couple of Oscars, Emmys, and Tonys in this vamp's future. She is here to stay. Look out, Vernee Watson! Watch out, Kim Richards! Be on the lookout, Lisa Gerritsen! Susan Richardson is kicking poon and taking names!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 176 | September 23, 2015 4:57 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 177 | September 23, 2015 6:35 AM |
And do you, Rxxx take R99 to be your lawful wedded husband....I do! Hehe.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | September 23, 2015 7:29 AM |
Brian Eno is supposed to have said much the same thing about IFL, R83
by Anonymous | reply 179 | September 23, 2015 7:32 AM |
Sshh!
The Fitzpatricks are on!
by Anonymous | reply 180 | September 24, 2015 1:59 AM |
Who is this Sam and why is his son so fat and ugly?
I'd totally give him a pass for those shootings if he looked more like Willie Aames...
by Anonymous | reply 181 | September 24, 2015 2:02 AM |
Ginny in billing said she has a choice for a new typewriter -- either a Smith Corona Selectric cartridge typewriter or an IBM typewriter that has a ball instead of a carriage
by Anonymous | reply 182 | September 24, 2015 2:19 AM |
Guys are still sucking cock dry 1977 > 2015
by Anonymous | reply 183 | September 24, 2015 5:32 AM |
[quote]The Fitzpatricks are on!
Hopefully they'll give me a heterosexual love plot line to show off how heterosexual I am.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | September 24, 2015 5:36 AM |
I just picked up Steely Dan's new Aja album. Did you know that Steely Dan is a nickname for a strap on dildo?
by Anonymous | reply 185 | September 24, 2015 6:06 AM |
Hey, why isn't Ginny Wroblicki on [italic]One Day at a Time[/italic] anymore. First they got rid of Richard Masur, now her. People come and go so quickly on that show, and it's only in its third season!
by Anonymous | reply 186 | September 24, 2015 6:19 AM |
Mama, this year's going to be different.
I just know I"m gonna win and be going to beautiful Atlantic City, NJ for the Miss America pageant!
I don't know how I know, but you and Daddy can go ahead and by the bus tickets, Mama.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | September 24, 2015 10:00 AM |
No, cocaine is NOT addictive! I read it in TIME magazine.
I've got to go "James at 15" is about to come on and you know how I love that show.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | September 24, 2015 10:03 AM |
[quote]John Travolta would make a great Superman!
Ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh, Mr. Kleiser! Can I be Jimmy Olson?
by Anonymous | reply 190 | September 25, 2015 4:07 AM |
So, what did we all think of [italic]The Ritz[/italic]?
by Anonymous | reply 191 | September 25, 2015 4:08 AM |
Hey, did any of you catch [italic]Maude[/italic] last night? I heard she's got yet another maid, and this one's black, just like Florida. She's the same actress who played the Communist revolutionary in [italic]Network[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 192 | September 25, 2015 4:13 AM |
I can't believe Farrah left Charlie's Angels, who is this Cheryl Ladd who is going to play her sister?
by Anonymous | reply 193 | September 25, 2015 4:29 AM |
Tell me about it, R96. I think she's actually a man. She never changes with us and I once caught her standing up while she pissed in the ABC Commissary. Plus, I see her staring at me all the time. I know she and that hideous Dianne Kay are always plotting against me. They dipped my tampons in Jack Daniels and gave me toxic shock. I bet Barbra Streisand put them up to it. She's behind so much in Tinseltown.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | September 25, 2015 6:50 AM |
If I ever want to undermine or take revenge on someone I'll just review the posts of TV's Sweetheart for advice on how to do it.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | September 25, 2015 1:24 PM |
I've seen TV's Sweetheart comment on Jamie Farr, David Soul, and other has-beens from the 70s. I don't think she's really undermining anyone or getting revenge on anyone outside of Avery Schreiber or Georgia Engel, R195.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | September 26, 2015 1:37 AM |
Have you all heard about the controversial new TV series coming to ABC - it's called "Soap". I hear it's going to have an openly Gay character - can you believe it?
It's supposed to be even more risque than the Norman Lear TV shows (although his last big show "Hot L Baltimore" sure didn't last too long - that one was a little too over the top).
My parents have already said I can't watch "Soap". So I'm going to have to try to watch it secretly on the little black and white TV in my bedroom with the rabbit ears.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | September 26, 2015 2:16 AM |
R196, I was thinking of all the things that TV's Sweetheart claims were done to her by others as being good acts of revenge or undermining.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | September 26, 2015 3:16 AM |
Hey, did you guys see Carol Burnett last night? Harvey Korman's not on it anymore, and Dick Van Dyke has taken his place. Good to see he's stopped drinking. I wonder how much longer she can keep this up. She's done it for 10 years, and she wants to do movies. She'd be great in a musical. I wonder if her real life is as funny as her show.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | September 26, 2015 3:25 AM |
1977 was New York's coolest year in hell..
by Anonymous | reply 201 | September 26, 2015 4:23 AM |
R198,Oh. I guess you're right. TV"s Sweetheart has gotten burned by the the veritable F-List bottom of the barrel. Except for Streisand. She always seems to mention her.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | September 26, 2015 5:17 AM |
When is Prince Charles going to marry? He's going to be 30 next year and tongues are starting to wag that he may be more of a princess than prince! He's so staid and boring, and not very good looking, so I guess it's hard attracting a mate. He should find someone exciting like an actress but I suppose the Queen wouldn't go for it. He'll probably end up marrying some vaguely aristocratic nanny from the East Anglia or something. Ho-hum.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | September 26, 2015 5:28 AM |
Yer Maw and I have got tickets to see John Davidson. Yes, THE John Davidson. He's playing at the Beverly Hills Supper Club. He was so good in that movie where he was Lesley Ann Warren's boyfriend. He sure got himself a purdy voice for a feller. And what an actor! He says he's normal, but he sure was flaming when he was on [italic]The Streets of the San Francisco[/italic], but that's San Francisco for ya! I just hope I don't end up being jealous of yer Maw if he talks real sweet to her.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | September 27, 2015 6:36 PM |
[quote] There's a sale on Crisco down at the A&P! Gotta stock up for the Labor Day weekend!
R82 must be making a lot of pecan pies.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | September 27, 2015 6:47 PM |
"Crisco, you do me proud ev'ry time."
by Anonymous | reply 209 | September 27, 2015 7:41 PM |
Every other thread would be about Andy Gibb ("I Just Want to Be Your Everything") and the rest would be about what we were wearing to the DISCO!!!
by Anonymous | reply 211 | September 28, 2015 3:12 AM |
Heard a rumor that in the next few years we will have CABLE TV with two dozen channels!
by Anonymous | reply 212 | September 28, 2015 3:19 AM |
We wouldn't be afraid that what we said was being monitored
by Anonymous | reply 214 | September 29, 2015 1:41 AM |
Farrah why is every other fuck in post about this bitch?
by Anonymous | reply 215 | September 29, 2015 4:57 AM |
[quote]Farrah why is every other fuck in post about this bitch?
People would be saying that she's a lesbian and that she and her gay husband, Lee Majors, have 'an arrangement'.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | September 29, 2015 7:03 AM |
We would be going to Bloomingdales.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | September 29, 2015 1:47 PM |
Who's hotter? US Tennis Open edition: Jimmy Connors or Bjorn Borg
by Anonymous | reply 218 | September 29, 2015 8:49 PM |
Oh, how I wish Todd Rundgren looked like Shaun Cassidy, and how I wish Shaun Cassidy had Todd Rundgren's musical chops.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | September 29, 2015 8:59 PM |
I love that cute, perky Donna Pescow who plays Annette in Saturday Night Fever. Maybe someday she'll get her own teevee show.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | September 30, 2015 2:00 AM |
Amy and Joanna, meet your new mother, Julie Andrews.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | October 10, 2015 7:22 PM |
I fear I haven't changed at all.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | October 10, 2015 7:23 PM |
Shit. David Lochary just died of a PCP overdose. I hope none of my other stars die before their time.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | October 10, 2015 7:40 PM |
You mean they're not renewing [italic]The New Mickey Mouse Club[/italic] for another season just because Disney wanted to save money on the cost of video equipment rental? Now I'll never see any of my new friends again. At this rate, I might as well get a job at Taco Bell!
by Anonymous | reply 224 | October 10, 2015 7:56 PM |
I like to pick up a Reader on Fridays to look at the Personals and I like the Phoebe and the Pigeon People cartoon.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | October 10, 2015 9:16 PM |
Chip, that iron's not really turned on, is it?
by Anonymous | reply 226 | October 12, 2015 8:42 AM |
Jeez Louise, how many times can a single radio station play "Undercover Angel" in one day? Any guy who tries what the guy in this song is trying to pull is likely to get punched in the face.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | October 12, 2015 8:44 AM |
Would Leona Helmsley have been a DL icon?
by Anonymous | reply 228 | October 12, 2015 6:45 PM |
[quote]Would Leona Helmsley have been a DL icon?
God, yes! You bet!
by Anonymous | reply 229 | October 12, 2015 7:19 PM |
Go home without me, Mom. Billie Jo and I are gonna catch a drink at this bar I know in Garden Grove. After tying for first place on [italic]The Gong Show[/italic], we've earned it. Things can only go up from here!
by Anonymous | reply 230 | October 16, 2015 8:30 AM |
We'd predict a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for Olivia de Haviland in Airport '77 as one of those awards they bestow on aging thespians in the twilight of their lives.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | October 16, 2015 9:53 AM |
[quote]Mommy, how come there were no black folks in Annie? —Little Audra Ann, age 7
Good question.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | December 14, 2015 7:04 AM |
We'd be discussing the exciting new theater actress who just won an Emmy for Holocaust.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | December 14, 2015 7:18 AM |
Let's post pictures of men presenting their mustaches
by Anonymous | reply 234 | December 14, 2015 10:59 AM |
There are these great new candies that help you lose weight. I've lost 22 pounds already. They're called AYDS.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | December 14, 2015 12:13 PM |
[quote]I would hop in my AMC Gremlin and put in my my favorite Thelma Houston 8 track to listen to while on the way to dance at Studio One.—I am 56 , did I miss anything ?
While you might have gotten into Studio 54, r16, you weren’t yet old enough for Studio One.
[quote] I wonder if it would be more sexually driven, orientated.
Is “orientated” a word we baby boomers invented. (It’s “oriented,” numbnuts.) Oh, dear.
[quote] We would be discussing all the concerts we went to...Fleetwood Mac, Olivia Newton-John, Donna Summer, The Eagles, etc.
You went to an ONJ concert and missed Linda’s Simple Dreams tour?
R27 = Phyllis Stein.
[quote]Scavullo on Beauty.
“Scavullo on Men,” you mean?
[quote] I just ADORE my new skintight polyester shirt that's cut down to my navel,it shows of my six gold chains beautifully. And no ironing !
R68, you are [italic]so[/italic] 1974.
[quote] My healthy young friend who was the biggest slut, wasted away really and died last week from pneumonia. It's really sad. I guess it's just bad luck though. At least we fucked before he died.
It would be the following summer when a friend first got sick of this illness for which his doctor could find no cause. He didn’t want me to catch anything, so he would hire escorts from the pink pages to have sex with me.
[quote] I'm looking to replace my old turquoise blue kitchen appliances. They just reek of Ozzie & Harriet.
Did we ever know what color anything was at the Nelsons’? We had B&W forever.
[quote] Remember: no spraying myself with Eau Sauvage before the Mineshaft.
I wonder whether Dior’s new SAUVAGE smells the same. Hope not: Johnny Depp…ewww.
[quote] 1977 was New York's coolest year in hell..
Thanks, R201. I watched that.
[quote] We would be going to Bloomingdales.
We [italic]were[/italic] Saturday’s Generation, R217.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | December 14, 2015 2:01 PM |
The pic in R236 is from Scavullo on Men.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | December 14, 2015 2:03 PM |
We'd be talking about the latest Playgirl Centerfold
by Anonymous | reply 238 | December 14, 2015 2:16 PM |
Which of the stores in the new mall have the best glory holes.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | December 14, 2015 2:18 PM |
Weekly updates to DL would be found on the door of the third stall to the right in my college's second floor chemistry building bathroom
by Anonymous | reply 242 | December 14, 2015 2:21 PM |
Whatever happened to Matt Collins, the cover model from R35's Looking Good?
by Anonymous | reply 243 | December 14, 2015 2:35 PM |
No one ever imagines a 70s when they weren't wearing polyester jumpsuits and listening to crap like Olivia Newton Jones. But the Ramones, Blondie and the Talking Heads were around. There were men wearing black leather jackets and chains. We only remember the dorks.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | December 14, 2015 6:34 PM |
The guys in leather jackets & chains were the biggest dorks of them all.
Sorry you had to find out this way...
by Anonymous | reply 245 | December 14, 2015 6:55 PM |
I'm grateful for the trannies . They always bring a bit of humor to the gay community!
by Anonymous | reply 246 | December 14, 2015 7:01 PM |
No, the biggest dorks were those who called the Australian singer Olivia Newton Jones.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | December 14, 2015 7:05 PM |
I hear that there's a Gay Republican gromp forming. I guess it makes sence with liberal Republican's like Nelson Rockefeller, Jacob Javier and Charles Mathias. That type of Republican will always be around. I think they are called the Linconvenience Logs or.something.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | December 14, 2015 7:15 PM |
Ninety percent of the posts would be about either Barbra, Liza, Cher, Bette and ABBA. Another 5% would be able John Travolta's sexuality.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | December 14, 2015 7:26 PM |
[quote]liberal Republican's
Liberal Republican's what, R248.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | December 14, 2015 8:32 PM |
[quote] I guess it makes sence
[quote] Jacob Javier
You make no senSe, R248.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | December 14, 2015 8:35 PM |
Matt Collins made it to 2010, at least, R243.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | December 14, 2015 8:38 PM |
An 'Oh, dear' on r250, who asked a question without using a question mark.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | December 14, 2015 8:51 PM |
Cunty grammar trolls existed in the 1970s?
by Anonymous | reply 254 | December 14, 2015 8:54 PM |
we'd be out screwing and having fun instead if posting on message boards.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | December 14, 2015 8:55 PM |
Thank you, R253. You're so right.
Of course, R254. And there weren't cunty victim types like you, whining about it. When you were wrong, u new itt.
Ain't (sic) that the truth, R255?
by Anonymous | reply 256 | December 14, 2015 8:58 PM |
Surely, you bitches would've still been busy gossiping or commenting about me somewhere in there!!!
by Anonymous | reply 257 | December 15, 2015 11:08 PM |
Eldergays would be talking about the old radio soap operas.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | April 26, 2020 12:51 AM |
I’m not much of a football fan, but that OJ Simpson is so hot! Plus, he’s such a sweetheart. I wonder if he ever swings both ways. I’d sure like to lick his shitter.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | April 26, 2020 1:07 AM |
People would be resurrecting long dead threads from 1972.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | April 26, 2020 1:08 AM |
Some would discuss watching Family this season and bitch about the portrayal of the gay friend of Willie's.
And Kate's coldness. And swear Buddy is a baby dyke.
And someone would scoff at the show and insist no one would remember it 40 years from now.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | April 26, 2020 1:29 AM |
We'd be fucking. No time for this shit: cruising took time.
We had no devices. We had faces then, and dicks, and we used them, not talked about them.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | April 26, 2020 1:44 AM |
Thank you for whoever resurrected this old thread. I’d never seen it and I just enjoyed the hell out of it. Nice to be transported back to another time.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | April 26, 2020 1:50 AM |
Joan Crawford’s death, in May, 1977.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | April 26, 2020 1:56 AM |
[quote]Ninety percent of the posts would be about either Barbra, Liza, Cher, Bette and ABBA. Another 5% would be able John Travolta's sexuality.
Cher, in 1977?
ABBA was considered SO UNCOOL in 1977 - even with gays and not worthy of discussion and were they really on anyone's radar in the USA back then?
by Anonymous | reply 265 | April 26, 2020 1:56 AM |
We really WOULD be dialing the phone with a pencil.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | April 26, 2020 1:56 AM |
[quote]We really WOULD be dialing the phone with a pencil.
I think most of the modern gays had switched to touch tone by '77.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | April 26, 2020 2:03 AM |
R91 is typing from 1973, when Y&R premiered.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | April 26, 2020 2:30 AM |
R258 - where on earth did you dig this up, gurl?
by Anonymous | reply 269 | April 26, 2020 2:34 AM |
R152 is an early Umpy post!
by Anonymous | reply 270 | April 26, 2020 4:32 AM |
There would be a lively discussion on whether Andy Gibb’s ass is too hairy to eat.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | April 26, 2020 4:35 AM |
There would be a lively discussion on whether Andy Gibb’s ass is too hairy to eat.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | April 26, 2020 4:35 AM |
(sings) I just want to eat your hairy taint.....
by Anonymous | reply 273 | April 26, 2020 4:43 AM |
Creating thread after thread on whether that hot young guy on "Barnaby Jones" is gay or straight.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | April 26, 2020 4:45 AM |
I love not working and getting stoned and doing poppers and cruising the johns in midtown hotels like the Hilton and the Dorset and then going to the 55th Playhouse and the David Cinema and going to the East Side Club and sometimes up to the 5th Floor of Butler Library on the Columbia Campus. Non-stop sex 7 days a week.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | April 26, 2020 5:07 AM |
Did you see Karen Carpenter on the Christmas at Carpenters special last night?
She had trouble squeezing her fat ass into those outfits. She'll never be as skinny as Olivia.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | April 26, 2020 5:59 AM |
Women are called "Kunta Kintes" rather than the standard cunts in January.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | April 26, 2020 6:04 AM |
I'm pretty sure I saw Freddie Mercury from Queen last night at the Anvil. I thought he was in a relationship with a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | April 26, 2020 6:19 AM |
Prince Charles better hurry up and get married soon. His grandpa George VI died at 56, and his daughter the Queen will be that age in five years, so she's likely not that got much time left.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | April 26, 2020 6:21 AM |
Help! My father (who is built so beautifully I cannot think of the proper phrase for it) keeps dressing me up in my sister's dress, and then he makes me parade along the streets of our town while he lifts my hem, and then everyone points and laughs at my puny cocklet! And he makes me do degrading dances too... like The Bump and The Funky Chicken!
Oh, if only I can block all memories of this when I am an adult!
by Anonymous | reply 280 | April 26, 2020 6:26 AM |
Can we PLEASE ban "puny cocklet" forever and all time? It's more obnoxious than ***BREAKING*** and "r738 see r693" combined. I seriously want its originator to either stop or get covid 19.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | April 26, 2020 6:31 AM |
Wow, r291--that's exactly what a hyper control freak poster who thought he made the rules around here in 1977 would have posted!
by Anonymous | reply 282 | April 26, 2020 6:37 AM |
Given what a huge hit A STAR IS BORN was last year, I for one cannot wait to see what thrilling new cinematic work Sue Menger lines up for Barbra Streisand next! Sue will scent out the box office sensations for her!
by Anonymous | reply 283 | April 26, 2020 6:39 AM |
I think we touched a nerve with R281.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | April 26, 2020 6:41 AM |
Ok who do you think will have a better career Mary MacGregor or Debby Boone?
by Anonymous | reply 286 | April 26, 2020 7:12 AM |
They're shooting a movie in my building on 68th St. directed by Paul Mazursky.
I took a look in at the set. It looks really great.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | April 26, 2020 7:36 AM |
80% of non-working hours would be spent in, or in going to and from, gay bars; backrooms; gay sex toy shops; gay adult bookstores; gay bookstores; coffee shops that were holdovers from WWII with beehived waitresses and all gay men asking the name of their breakfast companion and last night's fuck (from the bar).
5% of the time leftover was spent on conjecture on who should play the lead in a film version of "The Front Runner", and the rest unknowingly spent awaiting the arrival the next year of books, "Dancer from the Dance", "The Lure", "Tales of the City", "Faggots".
5% more would be spent idly contemplating whether to save for a trip to San Francisco or buy those leather chaps.
10% sleep
by Anonymous | reply 288 | April 26, 2020 9:42 AM |
Well no Golden Girls threads, of course.
That’s half the threads on here.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | April 26, 2020 11:22 AM |
Olivia de Havilland would still be working and feuding with her sister Joan and in no position to comment on the deaths of others.
Joan Collins would not have been quite so old.
General Francisco Franco would still be dead.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | April 26, 2020 11:22 AM |
[quote]Penicillin is just FABULOUS honey. The clap went away in hours!
Super. Now we can fuck all we want and not worry anymore. Darkroom sling, here I come.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | April 26, 2020 12:14 PM |
[quote]Penicillin is just FABULOUS honey. The clap went away in hours!
Super. Now we can fuck all we want and not worry. Dark room sling, here I come.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | April 26, 2020 12:15 PM |
The most popular thread would be "Joan Crawford is Dead to Me."
by Anonymous | reply 295 | April 26, 2020 2:19 PM |
Who watched "Lucy Calls the President" last night? Lucy better go back to film and using her "Mame" lens. On videotape, she looked older than Miss Lillian! And Lucy's husband was played by Ed McMahon. Quite a come-down from the once hot latin pinga of Desi.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | April 26, 2020 2:23 PM |
Good to see you R294...it's been AGES!
Look what I've found! A "new" version of 'Erica Leaves Saul" covered by some gay, sorry, guy, called Frank Gill. Actually it gets pretty annoying. Tacky synthesisers. No synthesisers on the original.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | April 26, 2020 3:07 PM |
Hello, 287. It's so nice to hear from you. It does get weird at 1:28, doesn't it. But thank you for bringing it to my attention.
r294 (also r291, now proceeding to r298)
by Anonymous | reply 299 | April 26, 2020 3:12 PM |
[quote] It does get weird at 1:28, doesn't it.
Yes, at first you think "this is quite nice..." then, 1:28 happens.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | April 26, 2020 3:14 PM |
[quote]And pre-puking in Soho
I call this movement "Puking on Prince Street"
by Anonymous | reply 301 | April 26, 2020 3:16 PM |
Oh, r301 r300, so nice to run into my favorite "another fan" again.
r299 r294 r291
by Anonymous | reply 302 | April 26, 2020 3:19 PM |
Did you ever see Willie & Phil, R302?
I raced to see it after An Unmarried Woman - it was Paul's follow-up.
Never liked it. Can't even sit through it now.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | April 26, 2020 3:23 PM |
Yes, r303. What a disappointment!!!
by Anonymous | reply 304 | April 26, 2020 3:24 PM |
Our Faye just gave one of the best performances of the 1970s, and this big Oscar win proves she's unstoppable.
She'll never stoop to the diva behavior and drug abuse that we see in lesser talents.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | April 26, 2020 3:33 PM |
Why did Jane Fonda's Career Go Down the Shitter?
by Anonymous | reply 306 | April 26, 2020 3:39 PM |
Are you kidding, R306?
1977 was one of the highpoints of her career.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | April 26, 2020 3:42 PM |
Julia came out in October 1997. There were probably 600 page threads debating why her career was over.
The same few trolls would still be demanding she apologize.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | April 26, 2020 3:52 PM |
sorry, 1977.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | April 26, 2020 3:53 PM |
Olivia de Havilland turns 61 this year. We really have to appreciate our Golden Age movie actresses. They won’t be around forever.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | May 17, 2020 2:10 AM |
We'd be talking about Mia Farrow, of course.
& her latest spookfest.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | May 17, 2020 11:03 AM |
The biggest debate of the year: Crisco v. Vaseline.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | May 17, 2020 3:59 PM |
STFU, puny brainlet r282. And I don't even want to consider what may or may not be growing between your legs.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | May 17, 2020 4:12 PM |
This place would be about 50% soap threads.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | May 17, 2020 4:15 PM |
[quote]STFU, puny brainlet [R282]. And I don't even want to consider what may or may not be growing between your legs.STFU, puny brainlet [R282]. And I don't even want to consider what may or may not be growing between your legs.
I think we need a little something to help the rising tensions round here.
& nothing works better than song.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | May 17, 2020 4:22 PM |
Oh, NOT the one with the vocal, R315! (It was so bad, they didn't even use it in the movie.) Here's the one you wanted:
by Anonymous | reply 316 | May 17, 2020 4:30 PM |
[quote]This place would be about 50% soap threads.
And they'd be good ones...Another World in its prime.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | May 17, 2020 4:32 PM |
The price of gasoline is sky high. It costs so much that you can't afford to go to work. I bet that within 2 years it will go over $1 a gallon. Mark my words. You just watch.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | May 17, 2020 4:36 PM |
We'd be on thread #87 of "Freddie Mercury, Gay?"
by Anonymous | reply 319 | May 17, 2020 5:07 PM |
I should think we'd link to new songs and discuss them - even the adults amongst us. a lot of pop music was made for adults remember.
(I'd totally forgotten about this. I think it sounds even better now.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | May 17, 2020 9:39 PM |
Was George Benson gay?
Because that is THE gayest song to ever hit the top 10.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | May 17, 2020 10:13 PM |
[quote]Oh, NOT the one with the vocal, [R315]! (It was so bad, they didn't even use it in the movie.)
I know. I agree. I was just kidding around posting it. You probably know that.
[quote] Here's the one you wanted:
Thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | May 18, 2020 12:23 PM |
Oh, it's YOU. Thank you so much, my friend.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | May 18, 2020 12:26 PM |
^ Probably my favourite movement. I can never decide.
(I used to listen to it on my little tape player in my room at boarding school in England- I just got a flashback)
I like Martin's Decision (the puking on Prince Street soundtrack)...and Packing Up.
The sax on some of them is so 'seventies! A lot of pop songs featured it at the time as well. Songs like Baker Street.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | May 18, 2020 1:00 PM |
Exorcist 2 is fucking awful! No, seriously. It's offensively bad. People in my theater were shouting at the screen and throwing things. How do you follow the greatest horror movie of all time with THAT? How can Louise Fletcher go from winning an Oscar to this in just 2 years? I don't get it! Richard Burton must've been drunk the whole time.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | May 18, 2020 1:26 PM |
R327 Linda Blair was just arrested for cocaine, and Exorcist II is still the worst thing to happen to her this year!
by Anonymous | reply 327 | May 18, 2020 1:28 PM |
How different would DL be if this was 1977?
For one thing, I bet that no one posting here today is wearing a Nik-Nik shirt.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | May 18, 2020 1:30 PM |
I gave those up in 1974, r328. I only had two of them, both gifts. Horrible, awful stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | May 18, 2020 1:57 PM |
Sorry you didn't like yours, R329. I loved my two Nik-Nik shirts. I was in college in the mid to late 70s and working in a department store. I and the gay man in the display department looked forward to each new shipment the store received.
They looked so fab with our platform shoes!
by Anonymous | reply 330 | May 18, 2020 2:24 PM |
R293 you in danger gurl.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | June 22, 2020 6:24 AM |
Studio 54, Disco Music, John Travolta...
by Anonymous | reply 332 | June 22, 2020 6:32 AM |
Were the eldergays back then obsessed with the good old days in the 1920’s and 1930’s?
by Anonymous | reply 333 | June 22, 2020 6:42 AM |
I just got the latest interactive media device. It's called a ViewMaster. Jealous, bitches?
by Anonymous | reply 334 | June 22, 2020 6:54 AM |
This thread would be a series of telexes.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | June 22, 2020 6:59 AM |
Who exactly is Cheryl Ladd? And how could she replace a phenomenon?
by Anonymous | reply 336 | June 22, 2020 7:51 AM |
[quote]Eldergays would be talking about the old radio soap operas.
I have no knowledge of them. Details?
by Anonymous | reply 337 | June 22, 2020 11:11 AM |
[quote]Were the eldergays back then obsessed with the good old days in the 1920’s and 1930’s?
Yes, they must have been. But probably appreciated the new very good movies as well.
My father who wasn't gay loved the nostalgic "That's Entertainment" movies that came out in the mid-70s and I got dragged along. 12-year-old me hated them and was bored stiff. I still hate them and have no love for the "golden age" of movies. They bore me shitless.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | June 22, 2020 11:16 AM |
Are R258 and R331 the same poster bumping all the 2015 threads?
by Anonymous | reply 339 | June 22, 2020 11:23 AM |
Is r339 the same poster who's always banging on and whining about whoever is bumping the 2015 threads?
by Anonymous | reply 340 | June 22, 2020 11:28 AM |
Telexes! I loved sending a telex or two in the afternoon. Usually to Lagos, Nigeria.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | June 22, 2020 11:40 AM |
Only for the last day or so, R340. And I always sign my posts so you actually know who wrote them.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | June 22, 2020 2:29 PM |
"Which one of you bitches is the Son of Sam?"
"Chevy Chase. Who's had him?"
"Roger Grimsby is one HOT daddy!"
"Ron Palillo...SQUEEEE!"
by Anonymous | reply 343 | June 22, 2020 2:42 PM |
That’s gold, r343
by Anonymous | reply 344 | June 22, 2020 2:44 PM |
I'm thinking of getting a Toyota Corolla (even though they're fugly) - anyone else have one?
by Anonymous | reply 345 | June 22, 2020 2:46 PM |
R345, save your money and get a Chrysler Cordoba instead.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | June 22, 2020 2:52 PM |
Tenerife is an insatiable bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | June 22, 2020 2:56 PM |
Posters would be far more reticent about admitting that they were gay; the overall character of the site would be different - something more like a literary appreciation society, or discussion of social trends. Threads and individuals who came across too "out there" in terms of open homosexuality would be deleted.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | June 22, 2020 3:00 PM |
"God, I hope nobody sees me here. Well, maybe the new foreign kid. He looks like he has a particularly large tool. Or Buddy. I'll bet Buddy hangs out here."
by Anonymous | reply 349 | June 22, 2020 3:01 PM |
Well for starters I'd be a hell of a lot happier.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | June 22, 2020 3:11 PM |
Most of the text posted here would be smudged with the residue of cigarette smoke.
Remember computer terminal screens in offices in the 70s and 80s when people still smoked all day in the workplace? Bleccch.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | June 22, 2020 3:26 PM |
Continuing R343's post:
"Elvis Presley is Dead to me."
"Did you go cruising during the Blackout?"
"Would you date a guy who wears a leisure suit?"
"LeVar Burton....who's had him?"
"Who's gay in "Star Wars"?"
by Anonymous | reply 352 | June 22, 2020 3:51 PM |
Anita Bryant. I wish someone would hit her in the face with a pie.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | June 22, 2020 3:53 PM |
Hundred of Studio 54 posts would crowd DL. They’ll include:
Hot bartenders
Bianca Jagger
Disco Sally
Porn stars, gay and straight.
Who fucked whom.
Sexual activity in the premises.
“Restrictive and subjective entry policies. ** —Young and beautiful; great face, hot body. —Celebrities. —Wealthy. —Politicians, politically connected persons. —Notorious celebrities. —Flamboyant, costumed, eccentrics. —Gays - great bodies, big cocks, hot asses.
The old, overweight, average to ugly looking, regular people not allowed. DL posts - bitching about unfair entrance restrictions. (Especially with a group of friends, some are allowed, others are not.)
Elitism and snobbery.
Drugs
Steve Rubell
Who’s gay or not.
Etc.
Truman Capote
Liza, Liz and Halston.
**Reference - Wikipedia.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | June 22, 2020 5:40 PM |
Greta Garbo sightings.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | June 22, 2020 5:42 PM |
Ed Koch’s sexuality.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | June 22, 2020 6:13 PM |
The Mary Martin - Ethel Merman Reunion Concert
by Anonymous | reply 358 | June 23, 2020 1:17 AM |
R356 Beautiful hair! What a handsome face. Shame he didn't age well.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | July 3, 2020 8:31 PM |
This man is everywhere! He was on the Love Boat AGAIN last night (you know, he wrote the theme song)! Almost as good as "Evergreen" which he won this year's Oscar for! Will his career ever end?
by Anonymous | reply 361 | July 3, 2020 9:37 PM |
This model is really pretty in this shampoo commercial.
I wonder if she'll go far?
by Anonymous | reply 362 | July 5, 2020 3:24 AM |
SNL May 14, 1977
Weekend Update has been really bad since Chevy left. Never heard of this Shelley Duvall person—is she some B-actress?
This show is going downhill fast. How has it lasted two years?!
by Anonymous | reply 363 | July 5, 2020 4:07 AM |
We would have conversations about the latest Playgirl centerfold and the size of actors' packages on TV last week.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | July 5, 2020 4:39 AM |
You don't know who Shelley Duvall is, r363? Have you not seen Robert Altman's "Nashville"? Turn in your Datalounge card!
by Anonymous | reply 365 | July 5, 2020 6:45 AM |
Royalty obsessed DLers would be bitching over every detail of Queen Elizabeth’s Silver Jubilee celebrations. Her fashion choices, her jewellery, who’s had Philip, giving the Corgis names...
by Anonymous | reply 366 | July 5, 2020 8:19 AM |
I wonder if American DLers would love their country more in 1977.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | July 5, 2020 12:29 PM |
Yes, I remember the czar. I'm an eldergay.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | July 5, 2020 12:32 PM |
R348 I bet that's true. There'd be a distinction between the urban gays who were "out" and the closeted guys who were just eccentric.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | July 19, 2020 6:56 AM |
When John Travolta says "Don't touch the hair" in "Saturday Night Fever", folks here would say they wish he were talking about his pubic hair.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | July 19, 2020 6:59 AM |
[quote] The biggest debate of the year: Crisco v. Vaseline.
That debate is settled in my household.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | July 19, 2020 7:17 AM |
Steven Ford; Betty and Gerald Ford’s son.
Would you fuck him? Does he have a big cock?
Bottom or top?
by Anonymous | reply 372 | July 19, 2020 3:54 PM |
I'd rather fuck Jack Ford, r372.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | July 19, 2020 4:27 PM |
[quote] "LeVar Burton....who's had him?"
I tried my best.
by Anonymous | reply 374 | July 19, 2020 4:29 PM |
We're wondering how in the HELL Nurse Ratched, of all people, ended up better dressed than OUR FAYE at the Oscars.
Is she on drugs again??
by Anonymous | reply 375 | July 19, 2020 4:54 PM |
OUR Faye? Why are we standing with her instead of the gay man she attacked?
by Anonymous | reply 376 | July 19, 2020 4:55 PM |
First off, I WASN'T EVEN BORN THEN. So rude.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | July 19, 2020 4:59 PM |
Neither was I but I don't mind it. Even radical activists back then had more of a sense of humor.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | July 19, 2020 5:02 PM |
[quote]r367 OUR Faye? Why are we standing with her instead of the gay man she attacked?
Because she just attacked them with salad.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | July 20, 2020 12:20 AM |
I would be posting about having seen Linda @ Radio City in the fall. The [italic]Simple Dreams[/italic] tour.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | July 20, 2020 1:23 AM |
Them? You mean him, R380.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | July 20, 2020 5:13 AM |
This is a five-year-old thread that refuses to die.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | August 5, 2020 1:47 AM |
Gil Gerard in Airport '77. Who's had him? He makes my mussy moist!
Also, Olivia deHavilland is in that movie with him. She probably doesn't have many more years left in her so appreciate her while we have her, boys!
by Anonymous | reply 384 | August 5, 2020 2:19 AM |
Tatum O’Neal
by Anonymous | reply 385 | August 5, 2020 2:36 AM |
Happier. More optimistic. You know, damn, it really was a hopeful decade. Then all these other shitty decades happened, and here we are.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | August 5, 2020 2:40 AM |
We'd be commisserating over $160.00 rents for a studio apartment in San Franciisco!
by Anonymous | reply 387 | August 5, 2020 2:50 AM |
We'd be talking constantly about the British royal family (then as now), and wondering if Prince Charles would ever settle down and finally marry Princess Caroline.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | August 5, 2020 2:51 AM |
I wonder, R388 - I dont think people were as interested in them then.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | August 5, 2020 2:52 AM |
Richard Dawson! Cut or uncut?
by Anonymous | reply 390 | August 5, 2020 3:02 AM |
I just )heard the nastiest rumor that Joyce De Witt died of Toxic Shock Syndrome! Tell me it's true!
by Anonymous | reply 391 | August 5, 2020 3:05 AM |
bitter never dies, r391!
by Anonymous | reply 392 | August 5, 2020 3:07 AM |
yeah, they hadn't done all that fun stuff yet r389.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | August 5, 2020 3:09 AM |