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How Much Do You Know About Semen?

Facts About Semen. Take the quiz:

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by Anonymousreply 41February 4, 2018 5:19 PM

What is there to know besides the taste?

by Anonymousreply 1September 20, 2015 12:24 AM

I know the camel is called "the ship of the desert' because it's full of Arab se(a)men.

by Anonymousreply 2September 20, 2015 1:32 AM

Pineapple, yes.

Asparagus, no.

And don't smoke.

by Anonymousreply 3September 20, 2015 2:00 AM

Cinnamon is good too!

by Anonymousreply 4September 20, 2015 2:11 AM

Milky loads!!

by Anonymousreply 5September 20, 2015 2:15 AM

Why does it keep saying slippery subject? I've never heard anyone refer to any subject as slippery so my guess it was an attempt at bad pun.I mean, sticky subject, cum on it shouldn't be that hard.

by Anonymousreply 6September 20, 2015 2:22 AM

Your Score: 75% You correctly answered 6 out of 8 questions. Well done! You know your way around a slippery subject.

by Anonymousreply 7September 20, 2015 3:20 AM

You don't want to get it in your eye.

by Anonymousreply 8September 20, 2015 3:34 AM

Has anyone here ever had a bit of blood in their semen and it turned out to be absolutely nothing?

by Anonymousreply 9October 14, 2016 6:01 PM

Don't put it up your butt!!!

by Anonymousreply 10October 14, 2016 6:03 PM

8/8 !!

Gratefully swallowing the stuff for 40 years now!

by Anonymousreply 11October 14, 2016 6:12 PM

I am a big sperm fan. hell, I get a hardon saying the word "sperm", but I sure am a dummy about the stuff. First four answers wrong, so I aborted the quiz.

by Anonymousreply 12October 14, 2016 6:22 PM

6/8. Would love to bone up and study some semen.

by Anonymousreply 13October 14, 2016 6:27 PM

Weird - quiz kept starting itself over after 3 or 4 questions. Gave up.

by Anonymousreply 14October 14, 2016 6:57 PM

lol...I bumped this because I asked if any dudes here have ever had blood in their semen? I jerked off and there was a bit of blood in it, and I'm a healthy young guy, or so I thought. Am I going to die?

by Anonymousreply 15October 14, 2016 7:18 PM

7/8. I need to swallow some tonight.

by Anonymousreply 16October 14, 2016 7:29 PM

Once, R8, after some rough play... it fixed itself. If it continues you should see a doctor.

by Anonymousreply 17October 14, 2016 7:31 PM

Apparently I know jack about semen

by Anonymousreply 18October 14, 2016 7:37 PM

Thanks r17. Yeah, I think I jerked it too hard. Better give it a rest and get a life in the meantime ;)

by Anonymousreply 19October 14, 2016 7:40 PM

Blood can also appear in your semen after strenuous exercise. As others point out, it is generally quite harmless. but if it is with you for more than two days, get yourself to your doctor right away.

by Anonymousreply 20October 17, 2016 4:21 PM

[quote]How Much Do You Know About Semen?

I know it can get you a huge career in Hollywood... and an Oscar!!!

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by Anonymousreply 21October 17, 2016 4:31 PM

Ah, those lovely germs of endearment.

by Anonymousreply 22October 17, 2016 4:32 PM

I don't know much about semen but I know what I like.

by Anonymousreply 23October 17, 2016 5:52 PM

Enough to know that I likes it!

by Anonymousreply 24October 18, 2016 1:21 PM

That quiz is fucking stupid, most of the answers are pretty ambiguous.

by Anonymousreply 25October 29, 2016 8:46 AM

It's low in calories, so drink up!

by Anonymousreply 26October 29, 2016 9:14 AM

Didn't Arrested Development have a scene about hot sea men?

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by Anonymousreply 27October 29, 2016 1:13 PM

It's the secret ingredient in my stupendous creme brulee.

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by Anonymousreply 28October 29, 2016 3:03 PM

Don't have NO time for no cracker Jizz Quiz, y'all.

by Anonymousreply 29October 29, 2016 3:10 PM

So I was wrong all these years that protein packed semen is a great facial moisturizer?

by Anonymousreply 30October 21, 2017 9:12 PM

I guess it's for rehydration, R30.

by Anonymousreply 31October 21, 2017 9:16 PM

But no one's ever answered the most important question of all: is it VEGAN?

by Anonymousreply 32October 21, 2017 10:35 PM

Perhaps Harper can answer all questions we may have on semen after taking Chandler's load in this Corbin Fisher scene?

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by Anonymousreply 33January 27, 2018 11:33 AM

I got to say, that gif is phenomenol, as a cum lover. thank you .

by Anonymousreply 34February 4, 2018 6:34 AM

too much.....i know way too much.

thanks for asking.

by Anonymousreply 35February 4, 2018 6:38 AM

Whatever , that well has run dry ...

by Anonymousreply 36February 4, 2018 6:45 AM

Shhhhh!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 37February 4, 2018 7:05 AM

R32, it's an animal product, so not vegan.

by Anonymousreply 38February 4, 2018 7:29 AM

Do vegan's swallow?

by Anonymousreply 39February 4, 2018 12:01 PM

With fresh lemon juice, salt and pepper it makes a fabulous vinaigrette!

by Anonymousreply 40February 4, 2018 12:27 PM

I wish I could have it in my mouth every day.

by Anonymousreply 41February 4, 2018 5:19 PM
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