What Are Your Instant Turnoffs?

foreskin

Evolution toe.

Tattoos

Republican

tattoos

smoking

homosexuality

bros

No conversational skills. Bad manners.

Suck my cock with your pinky out, R8!

Openly gay men.

The sight of a guy in a leather harness.

How many times has this thread been posted here?

DAE not like guys with bad breath??

When you have to cut their meat because of dentures

Long white beard

T-shirt tucked into Costco jeans

Lives in a trailer

Former drug dealer

low Fico scores

I think one of the lessons of early datalounge that explained how really mean you cunts were is that 10% of you would not date anyone who sipped through a straw.

And that's why they're single R16.

Nothing says "trash" like a tatt.

Walnut-sized pecker

Doesn't read.

Tattoos.

Bad teeth.

Piercings.

shreeeee eeeeee eeeeeking gaylings

Frau invasion

Arched eyebrows shaved crotch thong underwear

You get that sexy, muscled, handsome thing at home finally, take his pants down and discover he's wearing women's underpants.

Dead end career

Camel hump aids neck

Fundamentalist Christian. Republican. Big thick heavy legs on an otherwise normal body. If we've been intimate and you are bad in bed.

Corn cobs instead of toilet paper in the bathroom.

No pulse

Multiple tattoos.

Lucy color hair.

Married

When a good looking man opens his mouth to speak and a big purse falls out.

Old (over 39)

Fat

Skinny

Ginger

Asian

Thin lips

Flat ass

Chews fingernails

SHORT (under 5' 11")

Small cock (under 6")

Poor (less than $100,000. per yr.)

Big nose

British teeth

Welsh odor

Indian (east, not American)

Mexican potato shaped body (with typical small Mex cock)

Skin conditions

Genital warts

Arrogance, rudeness....treating waitstaff like they are vermin. I even walked out on a guy(who I seriously wanted to fuck) mid-date because of they way he talked to a restaurant worker.

bump

Hairy body Bad teeth or bad breath Complicated facial hair or facial piercings Dirty fingernails Tattoos Fat or Dad bod Smoking

Typical Datalounge responses...mostly about appearance and status.

No wonder most of you will die alone and unloved.

Active alcoholic and drug abuser

(And they tell you so during the first date. Everyone exchanges all the pertinent information you need to know about them on the first date. So wire yourself for sound, and remember what they tell you.)

R38 sees himself in too many of these comments as he scrolls through, tears rolling down his fat cheeks, snot bubbles blowing out of his huge nose...

Physical: bad teeth, overly groomed Personality: arrogant, loud

If he won't remove his socks.

Good one, R35; rudeness to waitstaff is a definite dealbreaker.

Bad teeth/breath

Too serious or too silly/immature

Overweight

Nasty, unkempt, stinky feet.

As a dating prospect?

Hates his job. And talks about it. A lot.

Doesn't hold a terminal degree.

Non-stop discussion of material goods he's amassed.

Inability to see outside his own life experience.

Has no sense of humor about himself.

Hates dogs. Or children.

Vagina

Rhetorical musing: I wonder how any of them are partnered (happily or not) or date at all, and if they're able to give what they expect in others (i.e., internal and external perfection)...

Narcissistic

Dead batteries?

If his cock smells like pussy.

Everyone dies alone and mostly unloved.

I don't think it's just a gay thing.

And on the age thing. So if you find a guy very sexy and you like him a lot then he tells you he's 40 you'd say 'Get lost old man?'

A dude who wears speedos, or briefs underwear

Atheists, catty or vicious, gossipy, disloyal, someone who doesn't like football

Uncut. Hairy back.

Hairy body

[quote] Walnut-sized pecker

Some of the best sex I've had has been with guys with tiny dicks. I guess they felt the need to compensate for their um, shortcomings by being enthusiastic and energetic in bed. Nothing worse than a guy with a fire hose who just lies there, I'll take the guy with the small pecker who's voraciously eating my ass.

LTR is a different story. I'm a bottom so I need a partner with at least 5" to make it worthwhile. One poor guy tried to fuck me with his micropenis and it kept falling out. (of course, even a 18-wheeler looks small inside the Lincoln Tunnel). But he was a good little cocksucker so the evening turned out okay

Snobbery, pretension and affectations. Racism, sexism or classism.

Fish. Thread closed.

Cruelty of any kind.

Snobbery, being petty as fuck, sluttiness, narcissism

Dew paw

Cowboy boots (any tyoe of boot actually)

Rudeness. Talks like a 15 year old girl.

Blubber, tattoos and sloppy clothing.

Shaved pubes. Guys who are TOO prissy/well kept. There is a difference between fixing your unibrow into two eyebrows and tweezing until you look like fucking Selena.

Trump supporter.

I went on a date with this hot guy i was lusting over for months. We met at his house. (I would of put out right then) & when i was in his living room there were numbers & inches centerfolds on his walls. Turned off but fine! Still we went to dinner. As we arrived at the restaurant I notice , on the ground, were Charlie’s Angels bubble gum cards (in the 80’s I collected old bubble gum card series) so i made him search & find all of them in the area with me. He was now turned off. We agreed to not bother with the date.

Tattoos

Smoking

Republican

Religious

bigots

Cunts who bump 5 year-old treads.