Change in sex life

57? Just be thankful you are able to get out of bed in the morning. You should just sit back and feed pigeons and share old timey stories about the Great Depression with your fellow oldies.

Get off my fuck'n lawn!

It's natural and graceful acceptance will bring you contentment.

If you use the blue pill, why can't you top? It should make you hard enough. As for hemorrhoids, you can have those removed. Go for a consult with a colorectal surgeon. Sounds like your limiting yourself here.

Yeah,R1,You heard OP

You can always take your teeth out and give great head!

You can still give head OP. And at your age with any luck you've lost your teeth. Holy shit that would be so awesome. But srsly now, get your asshole fixed up. A good surgeon will even tighten it up if the rosebud is looking more like a peony.

There's always decoupage, darling.

Just take TWO blue pills and give me a call in the morning.

Good teeth and so far, all my hair.

But sex is good, just different. I don't get hard enough to fuck and the god dam hemorrhoids are a constant issue. Doctor said they aren't bad enough for surgery, so I have to live with it.

On the bright side, I have a great boyfriend and we've adjusted. It's just that, well, it's strange.

Just rage against the setting sun.

Natural and graceful acceptance?

Fuck that shit.

OP, get a cock ring so you can top.

I don't understand why using the blue pill means you can't top, or why having hemorrhoids mean you can't bottom. Sounds like you just thought it would be a catchy topic for DL.

Personally I found that it’s life telling you to refocus. Sex wanes - allows your mind and your time to be filled with different, probably more fulfilling things. I’ll use the blue pill occasionally - but generally follow my body and my mind to do other things.

If the blue pill won't get you hard enough to fuck, it seems like maybe a psychological issue might be at play. There other pills, beside the blue ones, also, and dozens of hemorrhoid remedies. Maybe a hiccup with your BF?

I was never very active, but I just naturally aged-out of being hit on or desired about 15 years ago. I stopped looking and developed other interests.

To me hooking-up is kid stuff.

This thread is gross.

If you have a boyfriend and have gotten used to the limited sex life, what’s the problem?

Yet ANOTHER 2015 thread dug up for no reason. Fuck off R14

Yeah - the idea of hunting for sex into our 50s is strange to me. I just lost the desire - and it was always a lot of work for 15-30 minutes of pleasure and rarely made me feel enriched.

Of course I’m not a “rage against the dying of the light” kinda guy - more “oh well, it is what it is”.

Why so angry r19?

OP, any luck? Did you fuck in the last 5 years?