Jesus Christ, this Harvard student's ass is national treasure

The image was posted on reddit, and even all the straight dudes were talking about his ass

It's the thighs that make a great ass.

God they look like such assholes.

R3 Jealousy is a DISEASE!

THAT is an 18's ass. Give it 50 years and it will be just as flat as mine

It would look even better framed by a jockstrap.

Why would you cover that with anything, R6?

So I had something to grab onto whilst fucking it...

Well yes dear R5, that is why no one wants old asses. Right now his ass in in it's prime and it is a thing of beauty.

You realize how sad it is if this guy is straight though? I swear, straight guys that have amazing asses make baby Jesus cry. It is such a waste.

Beautiful.

I want to wear that ass like a chapeau!

I bet even his turds are pretty.

very nice

wow.

Front must be pretty nice too .............he doesn't appear to be modest about showing that too.

Oh youth. I went to college with a guy with an ass like that and he had this thing for ditching his clothes a lot. Get him even half drunk at a party and it was almost guaranteed he was going to end up naked. Sadly he was very str8 but didn't mind guys checking him out either. Just one of those exibiisint types.

I would appreciate a trigger warning before encountering golden boy ivy league pneumatically miraculous ass. Where's the consideration? This is a micro-aggression of considerable magnitude, or shall we say considerably creamy protuberance!

exibiisint? So it wasn't Harvard we assume. :)

In my next life, I'm going to have a big round perfect ass like that. I envy guys with a shelf for an ass.

Well r16 if you are blessed with an ass like that you kind of need to share it with the world, bless exhibitionists*. If I had a stellar ass or a big dick I would lose my clothes whenever possible as well.

Why do people assume the guys talking about the guy's butt are straight?

They are not straight.

Reddit is primarily straight guys R21, and did you look at the thread? Tons of them identified themselves as straight.

I mean come on, straight or gay you would have to be blind to not see it is a great ass. Appreciating another person's appearance is universal, being gay just means you want to dive in and rim it.

I see.

Then let's start a thread about how hot some woman's ass is. Only gay men can post, sorry gay ladies.

Here's the backstory on the photo:

Early Thursday morning, a group of 30 “Black Lives Matter” protesters interrupted the biannual naked Primal Scream run on Harvard’s campus and tried to force the streakers “to hold a silent demonstration” for Mike Brown, reports the Harvard Crimson.

Unfortunately for them, the streakers did not want to comply. They continued hollering and chanting in preparation for their streak. This angered the protesters, who then began screaming, “Silence. Silence.” The brave streakers fought back by yelling, “U.S.A., U.S.A.!”

The only "backstory" i cared about we already were able to see

the hole must be fantastic too

Looks like auburn or ginger. but thats a good thing.

Harvard! I want him to rest his behind on my face so I can check his SAT score.

I wonder if the kid has been rimmed yet. Perfect candidate for that

The fact that he is participating in this douchey activity means he is straight and his hole will never be touched by a tongue

[quote]Oh youth. I went to college with a guy with an ass like that and he had this thing for ditching his clothes a lot. Get him even half drunk at a party and it was almost guaranteed he was going to end up naked. Sadly he was very str8 but didn't mind guys checking him out either.

The guy I lived next door to my senior year was like that as well. He looked like he was carved out of marble with an amazing ass and face to match. He was a little more open to more than just ogling by men. We used to take wagers on what sex would walk out from his dorm room door in the AM. I found out during the year that while he was a bit of a serial monogamist with the ladies, he also liked to get fucked.... frequently. One of the few genuine bisexuals I've ever encountered.

And we can't find out his name? :/

They were doing that in the cold. Wonder if any balls tured blue?

Thank goodness the BLM lesbians weren't exposing themseves also.

R30 I got rimmed by a least a dozen girls on my ivy league campus in the 80s. Before i sat on a boys face.

yeah R31 there are definitely some true bi's out there. I had a fuck bud like that in college though he was all top. That was fine since he still is one of the best pure tops i've i've been with and both a total pussy and ass hound. Master rimmer and at fucking and he had the rep of being a master of eating pussy too. One of the rare totally open about he loved screwing both women and dudes. He was hot and skilled so he could pretty much do anyone of either sex he wanted and took full advantage of those opportunities. The beauty of it he used to say with bi he could always get laid in any setting

In fact all the dudes half and completely nude are quite edible and hot. Harvard is like a fucking candy store.

[quote]And we can't find out his name? :/

I wish. A couple people in the reddit thread admitted to knowing who he was but none of them would actually identify him.

Most colleges are R36. I realize that more and more as i've been doing some recruiting. It's the period in your life where you're surrounded by on on a daily basis the most hot people you ever probably be in your life with such close proximity People haven't let themselves go yet and all competing to get laid.

Indeed R38. I work at Duke and am often stunned by how good looking a lot of the students are.

Have you noticed that SJW's are very rarely the hot people?

We didn’t even have asses like that at Princeton.

Nice but would have been sexier if he didn't suffer from pasty white thigh syndrome

Moving on to the context - the Black Lives matters organizers are picking very strange battles to fight. What did they expect? Confronting a horde of naked frat boys who are revved up and likely dunk out of there gourds. Yep, that's going to end well. Their SJW's are obviously rank amateurs.

[quote]Nice but would have been sexier if he didn't suffer from pasty white thigh syndrome

Types the obese, liver-spotted gargoyle . . .

[quote]. What did they expect? Confronting a horde of naked frat boys who are revved up and likely dunk out of there gourds. Yep, that's going to end well. Their SJW's are obviously rank amateurs.

Of course they wanted this conflict. That is the whole point, it gives them attention. I love how none of them are actually black.

Though maybe they just wanted a glimpse of the ass. God knows I would have my lawn chair parked at every Primal Scream run just to see him.

This was last winter you all realise?

That ass and those thighs are just perfect. I wonder if there are any more pics floating around.

Can you imagine your ass going viral? I'd be so proud.

Those SJW's should've skipped the martyrdom for a couple hours, got naked, and ran with those hot-assed boys all over campus. You're young, have some fun! You can't be all doom and gloom 24/7.

"Ya oughta thank yo moma for a butt like that!"

A view of that ass is the only good thing I ever got from BLM!

R51 - Amen to that.

I bet that hole is pink like Bubblicious!

It is a magnificent ass.

Now THAT is AZZ.

Do the BLM people realize that they've now over-played their hand and have become a parody of themselves? I mean there's no doubting there needs to be changes within police depts around the country, but this group has now become tiresome with their antics

Oh, and...

BLM are the Trannies of activism. Well intentioned, but fucked up beyond belief about how they go about it.

who's been inside that arse

bump

No patience to read through Reddit but I can't believe no on tracked the guy down and ID'd him.

Hot White Ass Matters!

Alright, Data Lounge detectives, it's time to find out who Ass Guy is. Commence the investigation!

Who knows get him stoned or a bit drunk he might just let you lick that ass of his. He can just have a seat and i'm sure plenty would get busy on that

I would like to sell him a used text book.

I'll give him a few hits of poppers, then force him to take big dildos all night.

I think I know who it is and why he hasn't been identified. Oopsie.

Why hasn't he been ID'd, R67?

What r67?! Spill every thing

He's got a perfect ass. Perfect skin. I'd bet he's got an angelic face. And soon he'll have a degree from Harvard. Damn. The guy has it all! And yeah, I'm jealous.

He knows he's got a hot ass too. Even women love a great ass on a dude. No need for him to by shy with that body no matter what his dick is like. It's sexy when i a dude knows he's hot and not afraid of showing the bod.

People have been known to sexualize this event.

I'd motorboat those Xmas hams! Woof

:)~( o )

The college days were fun. Lots of horny guys around and a lot of them didn't mind playing around with dudes if they got great head out of the deal. Was always pretty easy to get some dick and occasionally a great ass to munch. Some guys into getting some head could be really uptight about their ass.

[quote]Why do people assume the guys talking about the guy's butt are straight? They are not straight.

[quote]Then let's start a thread about how hot some woman's ass is. Only gay men can post, sorry gay ladies.

R21/R23, if straight guys talk about other guys' great asses they might do it to appreciate the work that has gone into achieving them and wish they had the butt themselves. Sure there might be some bicuriousity involved when straight guys appreciate other men but I'd say it's more about sizing up the competition. We men are always comparing ourselves to other men, be it dicks or looks or bodies. Gay guys don't have the same reasons to talk about women's asses.

Only straight guys are "bi curious" on Datalounge.

True R75. I've gotten compliments on my ass a few times by str8 guys. It was mostly around my routine etc. Pretty much any guy likes having a nice ass. Buddy of mine likes his ass high and tight as he puts it as a sign of his fitness and looking great for his age in his early 40s and he's definitely not into other dudes unfortunately with that great ass.

Definitely not into other dudes.

R75 True. I've noticed straight guys complimenting each other at the gym about their muscles. Yes, even butts. One guy even asked another how he could get his ass as "hard" and "round"as his. The guy told him: 1) genetics, and 2) lots of squats, and by squats he meant all the way down so that your ass is practically touching the floor. He even demonstrated.

Another time, some other guy went up to another guy and complimented him on his "wings" and his "V-taper." He even touched the small of his back. The other guy was like, "Thanks, dude!" and they got into a discussion about routines and supplements.

Meanwhile, nobody ever approaches me. I'm pretty fit -- maybe not as muscular as some of the guys --but pretty toned and defined. But I guess my physique is not what these guys aspire to be.

R75 True. I've noticed straight guys complimenting each other at the gym about their muscles. Yes, even butts. One guy even asked another how he could get his ass as "hard" and "round"as his. The guy told him: 1) genetics, and 2) lots of squats, and by squats he meant all the way down so that your ass is practically touching the floor. He even demonstrated.

Another time, some other guy went up to another guy and complimented him on his "wings" and his "V-taper." He even touched the small of his back. The other guy was like, "Thanks, dude!" and they got into a discussion about routines and supplements.

Meanwhile, nobody ever approaches me. I'm pretty fit -- maybe not as muscular as some of the guys --but pretty toned and defined. But I guess my physique is not what these guys aspire to be.

R75 True. I've noticed straight guys complimenting each other at the gym about their muscles. Yes, even butts. One guy even asked another how he could get his ass as "hard" and "round"as his. The guy told him: 1) genetics, and 2) lots of squats, and by squats he meant all the way down so that your ass is practically touching the floor. He even demonstrated.

Another time, some other guy went up to another guy and complimented him on his "wings" and his "V-taper." He even touched the small of his back. The other guy was like, "Thanks, dude!" and they got into a discussion about routines and supplements.

Meanwhile, nobody ever approaches me. I'm pretty fit -- maybe not as muscular as some of the guys --but pretty toned and defined. But I guess my physique is not what these guys aspire to be.

R75 True. I've noticed straight guys complimenting each other at the gym about their muscles. Yes, even butts. One guy even asked another how he could get his ass as "hard" and "round"as his. The guy told him: 1) genetics, and 2) lots of squats, and by squats he meant all the way down so that your ass is practically touching the floor. He even demonstrated.

Another time, some other guy went up to another guy and complimented him on his "wings" and his "V-taper." He even touched the small of his back. The other guy was like, "Thanks, dude!" and they got into a discussion about routines and supplements.

Meanwhile, nobody ever approaches me. I'm pretty fit -- maybe not as muscular as some of the guys --but pretty toned and defined. But I guess my physique is not what these guys aspire to be.

R75 True. I've noticed straight guys complimenting each other at the gym about their muscles. Yes, even butts. One guy even asked another how he could get his ass as "hard" and "round"as his. The guy told him: 1) genetics, and 2) lots of squats, and by squats he meant all the way down so that your ass is practically touching the floor. He even demonstrated.

Another time, some other guy went up to another guy and complimented him on his "wings" and his "V-taper." He even touched the small of his back. The other guy was like, "Thanks, dude!" and they got into a discussion about routines and supplements.

Meanwhile, nobody ever approaches me. I'm pretty fit -- maybe not as muscular as some of the guys --but pretty toned and defined. But I guess my physique is not what these guys aspire to be.

R75 True. I've noticed straight guys complimenting each other at the gym about their muscles. Yes, even butts. One guy even asked another how he could get his ass as "hard" and "round"as his. The guy told him: 1) genetics, and 2) lots of squats, and by squats he meant all the way down so that your ass is practically touching the floor. He even demonstrated.

Another time, some other guy went up to another guy and complimented him on his "wings" and his "V-taper." He even touched the small of his back. The other guy was like, "Thanks, dude!" and they got into a discussion about routines and supplements.

Meanwhile, nobody ever approaches me. I'm pretty fit -- maybe not as muscular as some of the guys --but pretty toned and defined. But I guess my physique is not what these guys aspire to be.

R75 True. I've noticed straight guys complimenting each other at the gym about their muscles. Yes, even butts. One guy even asked another how he could get his ass as "hard" and "round"as his. The guy told him: 1) genetics, and 2) lots of squats, and by squats he meant all the way down so that your ass is practically touching the floor. He even demonstrated.

Another time, some other guy went up to another guy and complimented him on his "wings" and his "V-taper." He even touched the small of his back. The other guy was like, "Thanks, dude!" and they got into a discussion about routines and supplements.

Meanwhile, nobody ever approaches me. I'm pretty fit -- maybe not as muscular as some of the guys --but pretty toned and defined. But I guess my physique is not what these guys aspire to be.

R75 True. I've noticed straight guys complimenting each other at the gym about their muscles. Yes, even butts. One guy even asked another how he could get his ass as "hard" and "round"as his. The guy told him: 1) genetics, and 2) lots of squats, and by squats he meant all the way down so that your ass is practically touching the floor. He even demonstrated.

Another time, some other guy went up to another guy and complimented him on his "wings" and his "V-taper." He even touched the small of his back. The other guy was like, "Thanks, dude!" and they got into a discussion about routines and supplements.

Meanwhile, nobody ever approaches me. I'm pretty fit -- maybe not as muscular as some of the guys --but pretty toned and defined. But I guess my physique is not what these guys aspire to be.

R75 True. I've noticed straight guys complimenting each other at the gym about their muscles. Yes, even butts. One guy even asked another how he could get his ass as "hard" and "round"as his. The guy told him: 1) genetics, and 2) lots of squats, and by squats he meant all the way down so that your ass is practically touching the floor. He even demonstrated.

Another time, some other guy went up to another guy and complimented him on his "wings" and his "V-taper." He even touched the small of his back. The other guy was like, "Thanks, dude!" and they got into a discussion about routines and supplements.

Meanwhile, nobody ever approaches me. I'm pretty fit -- maybe not as muscular as some of the guys --but pretty toned and defined. But I guess my physique is not what these guys aspire to be.

R75 True. I've noticed straight guys complimenting each other at the gym about their muscles. Yes, even butts. One guy even asked another how he could get his ass as "hard" and "round"as his. The guy told him: 1) genetics, and 2) lots of squats, and by squats he meant all the way down so that your ass is practically touching the floor. He even demonstrated.

Another time, some other guy went up to another guy and complimented him on his "wings" and his "V-taper." He even touched the small of his back. The other guy was like, "Thanks, dude!" and they got into a discussion about routines and supplements.

Meanwhile, nobody ever approaches me. I'm pretty fit -- maybe not as muscular as some of the guys --but pretty toned and defined. But I guess my physique is not what these guys aspire to be.

Thank you groundhog asshole

Toned & defined, my ass...

[quote]Only straight guys are "bi curious" on Datalounge.

Well bicurious or not guys check out other guys always in the showers and locker rooms. And I'm not talking about gay saunas here. Based on my experiences bicuriousity is not that weird among het guys. It doesn't mean they'd ever go through with having sex with other men, at least in a society where homosexuality is not as normal as heterosexuality, but is it really that weird that men who absolutely love their own cocks and have sex with it all the time would view other cocks only as disgusting? It's shades of gray.

But really, men appreciating other men's muscles can do it the same way they appreciate their cars. It can be sexual or not but mostly it's probably not.

A lot of guys love their ego stroked getting checked out by other dudes. It's nothing unusual. You're not blind just because you don't have a desire to suck a dudes dick. Just might be a bit envious if he has a bigger dick than you. I had to laugh at a good friend of mine a few days ago who was bitching about this guy he can't stand at this gym he works at part time. He just blutted out "and the sonofabitch has this ginomous didck the prick" Guys are funny creatures sometimes.

Are you fucking serious R79-R88? How the fuck do you possibly do that?

I have huge Pecs that jut out as DL would call them. A combo of genes and workout. Straight guys do comment on them a bit. I was in a straight bar once with straight friends and one of them was a little drunk and asking me about them. Finally I said, they are not real. These are pure silicone. He got a really perplexed look, I said go ahead and feel them. He put his hands all over them. So that's my new line now.

Very nice, OP.

Lots of straight guys comments are sexual on this.

“No homo but I wanna get balls deep in that.”

Primal Scream is a Harvard tradition of many years where drunk naked college kids run around the freezing campus yard naked. Black Lives Matter blocked the route and wanted 5 minutes of silence so the drunken college kids could freeze quietly, the drunks ran the track anyway and BLM got mad because not everyone cares about black lives matter.

R1 I LOVE when straight guys get all turned on by other guys. So fucking hot. 😍

Also r93

I love pics like this of just "beauty found in the wild".

Everything is so perfectly posed and lit and filtered these days.