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What's the weirdest cock you've ever seen?

Mine was a guy who got his injected with silicone. The silicone kind of hardened so that his cock looked like a flower with the cock head in the middle and the silicone petals sticking out all around it. Grotesque. I even drew a picture of it the next day so I would remember.

by Anonymousreply 88October 11, 2022 5:53 AM

Well post the picture, idiot!

by Anonymousreply 1September 13, 2015 2:12 PM

Q-Tip dick. Not naming names.

Breakfast boy: Balls the size of jumbo eggs. Dick the size a sausage link, though.

My first smegmatic. I thought I broke his dick by sucking too hard.

by Anonymousreply 2September 13, 2015 2:20 PM

R2 I’m dead @ “Breakfast Boy.”

I guess I am blessed that I’ve never seen a weird one? I also have a way smaller sample size than some of you hoes.

by Anonymousreply 3July 2, 2020 3:17 PM

Not so much weird looking, but I was once with a guy who had an uncut dick that was pretty big, but when you touched it, the skin felt like crepe paper - really thin, like it would melt if you touched it too long.

I don't know what the hell was up with that thing, but it weirded me out.

by Anonymousreply 4July 2, 2020 3:20 PM

A dick with 2 pee holes.

by Anonymousreply 5July 2, 2020 3:21 PM

my mom's

by Anonymousreply 6July 2, 2020 3:26 PM

Op, are you sure that wasn’t a wart around the penis head?

by Anonymousreply 7July 2, 2020 3:48 PM

A Brazilian with a massive cock shaped like it was making a left turn.

by Anonymousreply 8July 2, 2020 3:50 PM

I was once with a guy who had micro peen - smallest dick I'd ever seen. But he had HUUUUGE balls. Like there was a medical issue huge.

As soon as he removed his pants, I had to say, "I don't think this is gonna work out."

I felt kind of bad for doing that, but there was just no way I was going to be able to fake it through that.

by Anonymousreply 9July 2, 2020 3:52 PM

A guy with a very small, thin dick. I've only seen one guy like that in my life. Too bad because he was really handsome.

Oh and this one goof had plastic surgery and had beads inserted under the skin of his dick. At first I thought it was some sort of STI. No idea why you would pay money to have your body altered in such an attractive way. I'm sure he thought it was cool.

by Anonymousreply 10July 2, 2020 3:57 PM

^ I saw it through in similar circumstances. I just didn't want to hurt his feelings. Now I know what it like to close your eyes and think of England. Although in this case it was Micronesia.

by Anonymousreply 11July 2, 2020 3:57 PM

Micro dick in Micronesia. lol

by Anonymousreply 12July 2, 2020 4:01 PM

Wow, gross looking

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by Anonymousreply 13July 2, 2020 4:30 PM

I want to see the picture of the flower-dick. Come on, OP. If you don't have it anymore, try to recreate it from memory.

by Anonymousreply 14July 2, 2020 5:18 PM

R13: Ribbed for her pleasure!

by Anonymousreply 15July 2, 2020 5:24 PM

I love tiny dicks on really big guys

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by Anonymousreply 16July 2, 2020 5:28 PM

R10, there are some tops out there who add that to their underside to give more pleasure to their bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 17July 2, 2020 5:32 PM

A microphallus on a guy I dated my first year in college. At that point I wasn’t a huge whore yet but I knew well enough that a dick the size of a short index finger was not normal. He was understandably super self conscious about it and so only wanted to engage in frottage, which I’ve never found hot. We never discussed the non-elephant in the room. He was very handsome but a bit psychologically off. Always wondered whether the dick led to his personality disorders.

I hooked up with a cute ginger three years ago who had extreme Peyronie’s disease. His dick bent at an almost 90 degree angle to the side. I blew him but didn’t have as much success deepthroating. Hooked up again last year and his cock looked pretty normal. Clearly he had reparative surgery.

by Anonymousreply 18July 2, 2020 5:38 PM

Micropenis on a guy who was also psychologically off.

by Anonymousreply 19July 2, 2020 5:49 PM

Two really big cocks.

One was just amazing, but the base was almost abnormally thick and I had to death grip it to suck him and get him off. It was bigger (well, THICKER) than any porn cock I ever saw, for sure.

The other was also huge but very misshapen, Imagine a big squash vegetable with weird junctions where it would get thinner, fatter or just have a weird bump. I played with that one a bit but our dorm wing neighbors were around and we didn't get far....probably a good thing as I wasn't that enamored of those bumps.

by Anonymousreply 20July 2, 2020 6:02 PM

Micropenis....

by Anonymousreply 21July 2, 2020 6:11 PM

I see many weird dick. Is risk when choosing the career of architect. I prefer the talk of weird tasting dick. One jew dick tasted to me like strawberry. Is very nice. I asked Jared to show it to me again so I can re-lick it. He say no. It make me very sad.

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by Anonymousreply 22July 2, 2020 6:24 PM

[quote]R10, there are some tops out there who add that to their underside to give more pleasure to their bottoms.

He had them all over like the guy in the video at R13. It looked hideous. I would never get that done, even if was trying to compensate for a smaller penis.

I've never seen one in person but I've heard of guys (with psychological problems) getting their penises bisected.

by Anonymousreply 23July 2, 2020 9:20 PM

If you want to get ill, do a google image search of "bisected penis". I won't post a photo here.

by Anonymousreply 24July 2, 2020 9:23 PM

I've seen so many micro peni, mostly on Latino guys. What's up with that? I fucked them anyway as they told me upfront they were bottoms. But I like to suck on a nice dick too. They had nothing to grab on to or shove in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 25July 2, 2020 10:10 PM

tiny dick is unfortunate but not what I'd consider very weird.

by Anonymousreply 26July 2, 2020 10:23 PM

Smallest I’ve seen was the size of my pinky finger and that guy wanted to be a top... Come on!

by Anonymousreply 27July 2, 2020 10:28 PM

[quote] I've seen so many micro peni

Oh, dear...

by Anonymousreply 28July 2, 2020 10:30 PM

Hooked up with a guy who was a fantastic kisser. Easily the best kisser I ever had and he was a cute little pocket gay at about 5'5. I'd expected to fuck him, but he asked if he could fuck me and, since he was such a good kisser and making me leak pre-cum just from that, I figured I'd give it a go.

He took off his pants to reveal the single tiniest dick I've ever seen in my life. It was half the size of my thumb and he wasn't a grower at all. He put it inside me and I tried to moan as best I could to help him out, but I couldn't feel a thing. I've had thermometers up there that gave me bigger thrills. I felt bad for the poor guy. He was very sweet, but it just wasn't going to work out. Maybe size does matter sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 29July 2, 2020 10:31 PM

R29 that’s so sad. Hopefully he found his inner bottom?

by Anonymousreply 30July 2, 2020 10:34 PM

[quote] As soon as he removed his pants, I had to say, "I don't think this is gonna work out."

I could never have been that blunt.

I have a perfectly average penis but during a hookup back in my 20s, I was so nervous that I had trouble getting hard (never happened to me before). The other guy stopped sucking me and said 'Well, if you can't get hard, there's no point in continuing. Why don't you go?' I was devastated. I put on my clothes and went to the nearest bar and got stinking drunk.

The thought of insulting someone over something they have no control over is something I could never do.

In my slut days, I had my share of small dicks, bent dicks, phimosis dicks, and even a hypospadias (piss slit on the bottom) dick, but each one was attached to a person, with real feelings, so I always found something positive to make the date worthwhile.

by Anonymousreply 31July 2, 2020 10:50 PM

R31 I’m sorry for you! That guy was being a dick! Maybe he was just insecure from his bad sucking technique.

by Anonymousreply 32July 2, 2020 10:52 PM

R31 Believe me, I've had my share of guys I've had to "get through" the experience with and do my best to pretend.

But this guy's microscopic peen and abnormally gigantic balls were just the freakiest looking things I'd ever seen. I had to draw the line there. I didn't shriek or gasp or anything, and I was as gentle as I could be. I did feel bad about it, but I just knew I wasn't going to be able to do it.

That's the only time I've ever stopped an interlude.

by Anonymousreply 33July 2, 2020 10:54 PM

Welp, thanks, OP, for that nightmare fodder.

by Anonymousreply 34July 2, 2020 10:54 PM

R31, I wish there were more people like you in this world. And I'm sorry you were hurt.

by Anonymousreply 35July 2, 2020 10:56 PM

R16’s pic is a photoshop. Dave Nathan is nicely hung.

I hooked up with one hypospasmodia and one beautiful, cocky guy with a 4” dick hard. He wanted to fuck me and I thought, “you’re hot and not going to damage with that thing. Have at it.”

by Anonymousreply 36July 2, 2020 11:09 PM

Not "weird," but a fellow with uncorrected hypospadias with the hole in his cock at the bottom of the shaft. When he came it would pump and dribble while the head of his cock throbbed like a battery-operate dildo. Fascinating.

I imagine it would be perfect for a person who wants to suck to completion without getting a mouthful of semen.

by Anonymousreply 37July 3, 2020 12:17 AM

One shaped like an egg.

by Anonymousreply 38July 3, 2020 12:22 AM

I’m not gonna stand for this line of questioning!

by Anonymousreply 39July 3, 2020 12:36 AM

A Brazilian guy, a long time ago but I have never forgotten it.

The shaft when erect was the width of my thumb, but reasonably long, probably around 15cm.

But the head / knob / glans / whatever was massive - about the size of a bread plate, easily 15cm across.

It was so big and the shaft so narrow that it couldn’t get erect as the glans kept falling sideways as the shaft couldn’t support it.

Like a weird house plant. I made my drunken excuses and fled - there was nothing that I could do with that thing.

by Anonymousreply 40July 3, 2020 12:58 AM

My ex and i had a three way with a neighbor many years ago. The set up was like a porn movie. I said I'm going for a swim I said and jumped in the pool. He came out and I saw him from the back. Magnificent ass. Then he turned around and had the tiniest dick I've ever seen. And he was hard. No wonder he was a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 41July 3, 2020 1:00 AM

Ive seen tiny,Ive seen huge and everything in between . Top 2 weirdest was a black guy with a bright pink,shiny dick that looked exactly like a dog dick . I just couldnt get past the visual . Second was a guy who had a huge fat shaft and an infant sized dick head . That thing was the size of a grape. Just too odd to keep going.

by Anonymousreply 42July 3, 2020 3:18 AM

Good thing this is an anonymous forum....I'm the least racist person I know, but..... I picked up this incredibly handsome black guy. Masculine, built like brick. I couldn't wait to get this guy home and naked. So he pulled off his pants and, well, it wasn't THAT small, maybe 5 inches, but believing the stereotype I was waaay disappointed. I almost said to him, "I thought your were black!". He was a very good cocksucker though.

It must be difficult for black guys who aren't well endowed.

by Anonymousreply 43July 3, 2020 6:55 AM

An uncut cock that appeared to be ALL foreskin and no shaft potential. The guy was very dark skinned, not that it mattered. Thankfully it was a grower and unfurled to about 6 inches. Anything under 5 is a disappointment and waste of time 😒

by Anonymousreply 44July 3, 2020 10:55 AM

As Number 1 most successful graduate of Slovenia School of International Modeling, I advise youngish vomens starting out to vear sunglasses so as in order to not have to see everything. Is also best if one closes eyes. Extra piece of no charge, free advice to youngish whores is alvays say nice things about customer, no matter situation. Can lead to better things.

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by Anonymousreply 45July 3, 2020 12:42 PM

When I was in my early 20s I hooked up with a guy that had a very odd shaped dick.

It was about 7 1/2 inches long and it was both thick and skinny.

It had a very skinny head, just slightly bigger around than my thumb. At about halfway down the shaft it was very thick, it was almost as big around as my wrist. Then it tapered off to a very thin base just slightly bigger around than the head.

It look like a pair of parentheses ()

by Anonymousreply 46July 4, 2020 10:57 AM

Not weird per se, but highly unusual. A tiny little guy in college. I'm basically a homunculus myself and he was even smaller than me. A gymnast so he had a kicking body. But dear God in Heaven, when he peeled his jeans down I was presented with a member the size of which I had never encountered before or since. It was a Chad Hunt+ size. The only thing I could say was "good God where did you find that beast?". Thankfully I've never been into bottoming but I had more fun with that behemoth that night than I've ever had with one since.

by Anonymousreply 47July 4, 2020 11:33 AM

This is why God invented bathhouses and glory holes. You can just walk away if you don't like what you see.

by Anonymousreply 48March 25, 2021 10:17 PM

I've been with a few Dominican and Puerto Rican guys who were obviously growers, not showers, and the extensive foreskin was overwhelming when soft. I love foreskin in oral, and I would pray for them to get hard quickly because the skin was like unseasoned chicken legs. I would normally just try to masturbate them until they got hard, and in many of those cases, the foreskin still remained way over the head.

A few of them said that it hurt to try to pull the foreskin over because it was that tight, but their reactions to my giving them oral pleasure made it more enjoyable for me. eventually, I grew to like it because of the silkiness of the skin, and now when I have the opportunity to pleasure someone like that, I really enjoy it. It just took a long time to get to that place.

by Anonymousreply 49March 25, 2021 10:29 PM

I've been with too many guys to count over the years, probably in the mid-thousands, but one really stands out. The length couldn't have been more than 3 inches, but the girth was something to behole. Basically a superthick stump.

by Anonymousreply 50March 25, 2021 10:43 PM

r16, that's a fake image

by Anonymousreply 51March 25, 2021 10:55 PM

The one inching itself forward along the sidewalk in front of me on its way into the Post Office.

by Anonymousreply 52March 26, 2021 4:37 AM

[quote] I even drew a picture of it the next day so I would remember.

That is such a great DL comment. I love it.

I guess I live a sheltered life since the "weirdest" I saw was a pierced dick on a bear type of guy. He was cute and it was a nice encounter.

However, I saw some really graphic pics on a tumblr of severely mutilated penises (fully healed after the procedure) which couldn't be used in any way for penetration or oral. It was just bizarre, and I am not going to lie: I gave up on humanity at that moment.

by Anonymousreply 53March 26, 2021 7:09 AM

The weirdest one had a large hard lump at the base. I told him I thought he had a tumor; he told me he’d been in jail (drug dealing), & in there it’s common for a guy to break off a piece of a domino & implant it there, as a gift to your lady’s clit after you get out. He’s been out of jail for at least a decade & still has it. I don’t think it’s safe or healthy but he kind of gets off with/on it.

by Anonymousreply 54March 26, 2021 7:20 AM

R40 I dated a guy with the exact same thing. He was Viet, uncut, HUGE head & rather skinny penis, when hard it couldn’t stay upright, ever, it would always flop over even when super “erect.” He was very self-conscious about it. I’ll never forget this one he told me, quote: “me, big head, small body. You, big body, small head.”

by Anonymousreply 55March 26, 2021 7:25 AM

Pee hole on underside instead of tip. There’s been some small ones. Small ones on gorgeous, scorching guys sometimes- not like I cared ;)

by Anonymousreply 56March 26, 2021 7:36 AM

I saw one with a mustache and an eyepatch.

by Anonymousreply 57March 26, 2021 7:37 AM

I dated a guy who had had an accident as a kid where he fell crotch first onto what he described as essentially a mini glasshouse, and it was pretty scarred up as a result. Still functional though.

by Anonymousreply 58March 26, 2021 9:42 AM

At a sauna once, his cock was quite fat but average length and rock hard. Probably the hardest cock I’ve ever felt but… it pointed directly at the floor. Another time I was in a cubicle with my ideal type – preppy, boyish think Michael J Fox in the 80s. I thought I’d hit the jackpot and there was nothing wrong with his average sized cock, but he said, “I’m very sensitive, I need a condom”. He then proceeded to put on TWO condoms. No fucking, we just went 69 but he constantly writhed in agony moaning “You’re Driving Me Crazy!” I know uncut men can be very sensitive, but this guy was cut. Another preppy guy, gorgeous, I was surprised when he let me play with him, but he had stubble along the entire shaft of his cock. He had to shave his shaft? (but obviously not that day). At a beat I encountered a handsome Greek guy who much to my surprise was cut. Very unusual for Mediterraneans. When I got down to suck I saw it had been surgery to correct the hypospadias. I’ve also encountered phimosis a few times. Nothing will make that foreskin retract. Doesn’t bother me but I wonder what it’s like living with that.

by Anonymousreply 59March 26, 2021 10:34 AM

Another oddity I encountered, but it a hotter way, was on this handsome guy of South Asian descent. He was muscled and had a thick stump of a dick, a choad, that was thicker than long. It was average length but enormously thick—the kind that makes you stare. I can report from direct experience that it was natural and not the result of injections/filler. Hard not soft snd gelatinous. I am shocked that I was actually able to eventually take it up my ass but I succeeded eventually with a lot of lube and patience. Once, however, was enough because it left me sore the following 24 hours.

by Anonymousreply 60March 26, 2021 1:17 PM

I once met a guy who was very handsome, and looked gorgeous in his suit, a sexy business daddy type. The prospects were scorching hot. When we got back to his place he took his clothes off to reveal a beautiful big cock, but with the most piercings I’ve ever seen. It was grotesque. He must have whistled in a strong wind.

by Anonymousreply 61March 26, 2021 1:37 PM

R54 “ The weirdest one had a large hard lump at the base. I told him I thought he had a tumor; he told me he’d been in jail (drug dealing), & in there it’s common for a guy to break off a piece of a domino & implant it there, as a gift to your lady’s clit after you get out. He’s been out of jail for at least a decade & still has it. I don’t think it’s safe or healthy but he kind of gets off with/on it.”

That was so weird i had to look it up, and yep it’s a thing. See link below, includes photos. Uck.

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by Anonymousreply 62March 26, 2021 5:04 PM

R62, meet R54.

by Anonymousreply 63March 26, 2021 5:58 PM

At a bar in the 80’s. This very Lurch - like fellow wore Ocean Pacific shorts & let his equally Lurch - like cock hang out. It was just so long & fat & uncut - & ugly. He was a spooky guy. The bouncer would get around to kicking him out. He was a semi regular & it was his thing.

by Anonymousreply 64March 26, 2021 6:10 PM

Never seen a weird one in the wild.

by Anonymousreply 65October 17, 2021 4:12 AM

I saw a stripper once that was dancing on the bar, and whipped his cock out to me to show me how he can put a padlock through the hole he had pierced in it. Then he proceeded to dance in my face with it hanging from it.

by Anonymousreply 66October 17, 2021 1:44 PM

My dad has a beautiful 3-inch cock that fills my surgically-tightened pussy nicely. My husband's 5-incher is painful, so I usually invite my narwhal sister over and let her go to town on it.

by Anonymousreply 67October 17, 2021 4:04 PM

Saw a pic of a guy with a Padlock through this dick head. AKA the gym locker lock. Insane.

by Anonymousreply 68October 17, 2021 4:31 PM

In the mid-70’s I tricked twice with a guy in NYC in Stuyvesant Park. At his place we smoked some strong grass, which made me.vibrate. He stripped down to reveal a hard cock shaped like a cone. Wide at the base, then narrowed toward the head, which seemed small. Worked fine, just kind of Pythagorean.

by Anonymousreply 69October 18, 2021 7:10 PM

r69 gonna need you to whip out good old Microsoft Paint and draw us a picture of that one.

by Anonymousreply 70October 18, 2021 7:12 PM

Weird, but in a wonderful way. I hooked up with this tiny little guy many years ago. I'm quite small myself but he was even smaller (maybe 5'2"), but movie star gorgeous. But dear God in Heaven when his bloomers came off I was presented with the most beautiful behemoth of a love machine I have ever seen. I definitely had fun with that thing.

by Anonymousreply 71October 18, 2021 7:18 PM

R71 sometimes good things come in small packages.

by Anonymousreply 72October 18, 2021 7:21 PM

You got that right!

by Anonymousreply 73October 18, 2021 7:29 PM

The idea of two pocket gays, one with a huge dick, going at it is a huge turn on for me.

by Anonymousreply 74October 19, 2021 1:14 AM

My first one was the victim of a botched circumcision, he had a needle hole large enough to put a ring through. He said when he was young soap got stuck in there and caused an infection? But it was perfectly large, not HUGE, just perfectly large.

by Anonymousreply 75October 19, 2021 1:26 AM

When confronted with a micro penis I decline.

by Anonymousreply 76October 19, 2021 1:29 AM

- A guy who had a normal penis but decided it wasn't hot enough so he had silicone injected into the head of his penis. So the head was disproportionately larger than it should have been and it felt like there was a bubble or callous underneath the skin.

- A guy with an extremely thick dick. Turns out he had two implants on either side of his penis-- like two small pool noodles had been implanted there. They moved around a bit. It was kind of creepy.

-A dark skinned guy who's penis was ghost white. The head was lolipop red.

by Anonymousreply 77October 19, 2021 2:12 AM

It looked like this, the bloated part was filled with pus and an injection. I left right away, running as fast as I could. Horror!

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by Anonymousreply 78October 19, 2021 2:20 AM

I'm black and once hooked up with a Chinese guy and when he got fully erect his two balls would flex upwards so they were a little higher than the base of his pee pee.

by Anonymousreply 79October 19, 2021 2:44 AM

Hmm, R79 that sounds like a cat dick.

by Anonymousreply 80October 19, 2021 1:20 PM

I once met up with a guy who had an almost-flat cock, like a horse or cow stepped on it and it never popped back up. I also met up with this gorgeous black guy who had an enormous shaft but the tiniest balls I've ever seen on a guy.

by Anonymousreply 81October 19, 2021 7:01 PM

I briefly dated a mature, hot daddy from Sri Lanka (I was in my 20s and he in his 40s). Beautiful body and great dick, not too small or oversized.

It was a normal appearing cock - 90 percent of the time. He had beautiful sort of mocha colored skin, but when he was very hard and a few minutes away from cumming, the shaft turned so purple/blue I was worried for his health, and the head, once foreskin was pulled back, was also purply-blue and very shiny.

It worked better when he fucked me, because it always distracted me to see his Avatar dick when he was getting close. LOL

by Anonymousreply 82October 19, 2021 7:14 PM

R81 maybe he was on roids.

by Anonymousreply 83March 12, 2022 4:59 PM

Straight pubes longer than the dick.

by Anonymousreply 84March 12, 2022 5:03 PM

I met a middle aged man through a social website and invited him to my hotel room. He had the most handsome face and I could have kissed him for hours. His body was okay but his cock was weird. He had what I call "balloon dick" which means the thick part is in the middle but it narrows down at the tip and the root. It was on the small side and appeared to have scar tissue like it had been injured. I did not mention it, but it kind of killed my mood. I wound up inviting him to sleep next to me for the rest of the night, we cuddled and I smooched on his face.

by Anonymousreply 85March 12, 2022 5:57 PM

I've heard the FTM cocks are weirdly shaped, depending on the doctor,

and don't really have much of a medical standard

but they put the inflation device - to pump it up - in one of the testicles.

by Anonymousreply 86March 12, 2022 6:38 PM

A gorgeous guy in Seattle when I was visiting at 23. Got back to his place and it was maybe 3 inches - but like 6 inches round. I’ve never seen one like that again. I do feel so bad for micropenis gays. At least women can live without it. I always assume the super insecure, overcompensating guys I work with have micropenis.

by Anonymousreply 87March 12, 2022 9:11 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 88October 11, 2022 5:53 AM
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