Man Pees All Over Fellow Passengers!

I love how he's smiling in his mugshot.

JetBlue sucks ass!!

Men.

This is hilarious. Only because it didn't happen to me.

Hot!

Just when you thought flying couldn't get any worse.

R3 You find this hilarious?

"Offensive littering?"

This asshole should be charged with criminal mischief or worse.

Imagine if you were the one he peed on. Fucking gross.

I'm surprised that no one beat the shit out of him.

Breaking News: In response to recent events, Jet Blue to offer ponchos on-board for $5, credit card only.

My friend saw this happen on a crowded subway car, filled mostly with people Christmas shopping. She heard screaming and laughing and everyone pushed to one end of the car and only then did she see what was happening. Some old homeless guy was was pissing a huge stream all over everyone, up in the air, in people's faces, you name it, and he laughed the whole time,

He got of at the next stop and ran away. Many of the women were in tears and covered with piss

[quote] Many of the women were in tears and covered with piss

Sounds like someone left their cake out in the rain!

Are there nude photos?

I immediately thought of that guy who posts videos of him pissing himself and then wanking in public. One video was him doing it in an airport lobby in broad daylight with people moving behind him.

That mugshot is hillarious. That looks like a genuinely happy expression.

His 15 minutes of fame

Did they have "Splash Zone" warnings on the affected rows?

In the old days we used to get dressed up to piss all over the other passengers!

[quote] Did they have "Splash Zone" warnings on the affected rows?

Only for the ones who aren't into it!

I would think it qualifies for assult.

So many fucking fraus on this thread.

Fish are disgusting.

Pee in my asshole!!!

This sounds like an Ambien or similar drug-induced event. I have a friend who said he peed in strange parts of his house, without remembering it, when using Ambien. He also sleep-drove naked or in his underwear.

"I'll handle this!"

Yup. Sounds like an Ambien or drunken episode.

If he was hot then I wouldn't complain

R16 wins.

I liked R16, too.

and to then if he put an ad out on craigslist he could have gotten a tenner for peeing on jesus jones.

Since the 1980s when Reagan emptied the psych hospitals...crazy people have been allowed to breed like rabbits. At this point we have so many crazies...they are either shooting up the place or peeing on people. Thanks a lot, Mr. Reagan.

Some people pay a lot of money for a golden shower.

Some people make a lot of money enjoying a golden shower when filming a personal sex tape to be marketed by Mama. Kim Kandashian would know about this.

Just released from jail? Nothing more? This didn't happen.

Too bad nobody bothered to fix Reagan's mistake on any of the 15 years since where there was a democratic president. Perhaps ignoring the mentally ill is actually a bipartisan issue??

Definitely 'sleep-peeing' from ambien or alcohol. I've done it twice in my life. Once when my brother and I shared an apartment, he awoke to a water sound and found me standing in his bedroom pissing into his shoes and closet. He yelled at me and we had a conversation and then I turned around and went back to bed.

I don't remember any of it.

it's actually hard to pee when you're on sleeping pills - the body naturally stops you from peeing when you're asleep...

OP, you forgot to put "Which One Of You Bitches Is This?" in the thread title.

That's what I was thinking drugs or booze. My friend pissed on the floor of one friend's floor and then in her closet. They're no longer friends.

This is nothing special. I've seen more people than I can count pee and take craps on flights. Particularly in the pre-9/11 era. Most were on drugs, but some were just angry.

Not a jetBlue problem as it could happen on any airline but that is one FUCKED up dude...jetBlue still rocks! Only way to fly now is on jetBlue's Mint A321 flights business class aka 1st class!

It's been normalized R33. Nobody thinks of sending people to a facility any more.

I love love love ambien even if it causes me to shop online

Was he wearing a tank top?

This would never happen in 1st Class.

not on jetBlue 1st class

Clearly the DL is important enough to warrant a JetBlue troll here to pee on our collective leg and tell us it's raining...

Now R23's dramatic exit makes even more sense...I cannot imagine dealing with shit like this all the time at work. Er... urine like this. Next, a passenger on bath salts w/ diarrhea will be a flinging feces around the cabin. Hopefully a scat queen will be there for easy cleanup.

I wanna fly jet blue business suite and close the door

I wanna be pissed on. He's cute.

Pee in my asshole while u fuck me!

I used to miss flying, but not anymore.

Amateur!

He was just marking his territory!

Well, clearly from that mugshot, he shouldn't have been allowed on the plane in the first place.

‏@LosFelizDaycare Sep 9

Agave (89 weeks) had an "accident" but we're choosing to label it "creative expression."

R33, no, it's not "just a bipartisan issue." My mother actually died because she was both physically ill and had symptoms of a stroke or dementia, a and we couldn't commit her against her will.

She was just together enough so she could answer a few questions coherently. The doctors literally begged at the hearing to keep her longer, because they couldn't get a diagnosis quickly enough before she was released. If we could have forced her to stay in the hospital while they continued to do tests, or into a home, she would have been clean and fed and cared for. Instead, she fell down at home, alone, lay naked in her own waste in the cold all night until someone found her and called 911 the next day. She died.

The autopsy showed it wasn't dementia, it had been a treatable illness.

Why does this always happen on JetBlue. Remember the Olympian who got kicked off the team in 2011?

"Between passing out and being yelled at, the court papers stated, Vietze got up at about 2:30 a.m. Wednesday, staggered to Seat 15A and urinated on the sleeping 12-year-old girl.

When the girl’s dad returned from taking an older daughter to the restroom, he caught Vietze in the disgusting act. "

"Pee-er skier", lol!

The guy looks drunk to me.

I worked for a travelling carnival when I was 20. Pretty much all the guys would get drunk every night after the show closed, but a few of the guys were serious alkies and would get completely shitfaced.

One guy got so drunk that he woke up in the middle of the night, and instead of pissing outside the bunkhouse door, he pissed on the bunkmate on the other side of the floor. Nasty!

Same thing happened to me in college. My roommate was pledging a frat and came in late one night so drunk he could barely stand up. He suddenly just pulled out his dick and started pissing right there in the room. He was incredibly hot too.

Did you get under and drain him, R59???

Hot, R59.

Time we have straight men travel in cargio.

I have been blind drunk or high on drugs more times than I can count,and I never pissed anywhere weird . if that prick pissed on me his face would be much lumpier and bruised than that. Why didnt some guy beat the shit out of him?

These gals have the right idea!

This story pisses me off.

Don Jr., let's develop this idea further for Trump Airlines. But make sure we hire Russian hookers as the urinators.