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Jiminy Christmas!

Cheese and fries!

I have a bizarre fondness for the toothless oaths from yesteryear. What's your favorite?

by Anonymousreply 16July 22, 2020 4:41 AM

I always thought it was cheese and rice

by Anonymousreply 1September 11, 2015 2:15 AM

"Tighten that ass."

by Anonymousreply 2September 11, 2015 10:13 AM

You're both wrong, it's "Cheese and crackers!"

by Anonymousreply 3September 11, 2015 11:17 AM

No matter the euphemism, God knows what you're really saying and has a hot plan for YOU!

by Anonymousreply 4September 11, 2015 12:12 PM

"Oh, fudge!"

by Anonymousreply 5September 11, 2015 12:33 PM

I have never heard my father curse in his entire life. But when he got really mad 'it was what the Sam Hill were you thinking!'

by Anonymousreply 6September 11, 2015 12:34 PM

Criminy!

Gee whillikers!

Oh, my stars and garters!

by Anonymousreply 7September 11, 2015 4:04 PM

Mormons have some pretty lame ones:

"Flippin' fetch!"

"Scrud!"

"Oh my heck!"

by Anonymousreply 8September 11, 2015 4:05 PM

My Aunt Fanny!

by Anonymousreply 9September 11, 2015 4:06 PM

Sweet F.A. = Sweet Fanny Adams = Sweet Fuck All. A hattip to you Brits out there.

by Anonymousreply 10September 11, 2015 4:10 PM

Jiminy Fucking Cricket!

Pack my fudge!

Well, jack me off!

by Anonymousreply 11September 11, 2015 4:11 PM

The gruesome origins of "Sweet Fanny Adams":

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 12September 11, 2015 4:18 PM

Butters YOU ARE GROUNDED!

by Anonymousreply 13September 11, 2015 4:18 PM

Goodnight a living

by Anonymousreply 14September 12, 2015 2:53 AM

R13 oh, hamburgers.

by Anonymousreply 15July 22, 2020 4:39 AM

Boy, DL is really digging up some moldy oldies tonight.

by Anonymousreply 16July 22, 2020 4:41 AM
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