Is sex really as great as everyone makes it out o be?

better than shitting but not as good as eating, sometimes.

It makes me afternoon

Fuck yes, and I'm so thankful to be gay because there's nothing in this universe hotter than two men having sex.

Pooping is far more pleasurable. And I'm a top.

Sometimes, I'd rather just jerk off, according to my own schedule or as the need arises. I hate when sex is expected and you're not really into it.

It's sex plus intimacy that's truly great. Sport fucking ends up becoming like most other hobbies... a case of diminishing returns over the long haul.

If it's too much work, I rather just do it myself. Love is nice if you are lucky to find the right person.

The Program Troll is also a virgin(not really surprising) or are you more of a run-of-the-mill loser, OP?

Who is the program troll?

I find the chase is usually better than the sex, when it comes to hooking up and getting off.

As someone upthread said "It's sex plus intimacy that's truly great."

The good news is as a gay man you won't find much pressure to move beyond the first sentence.

What R1 said

Sex? What's that? It's been years. And I'm fine with that. I agree with R7.

2015 bump troll is in a hurry to bury threads today, I wonder which ones.

My favorite thing in the world is sucking cock and I haven't been able to suck my own since I was 16 so I need to engage other people to get off. It's pretty damn great, mostly.

The best sex is like a religious experience, with the heavens opening up with falling stars and fireworks accompanied by angel choirs and your whole body at one with your penis.