I turned Gay after Rugby training accident!
A South Wales rugby player has woken up gay after a freak training accident saw him suffer a stroke.
Chris Birch suffered a stroke and a broken neck after rolling down a hill at rugby training. I was doing a forward roll down a grass bank one day and cut off the blood supply to my brain,” Birch told the BBC. “The Chris I knew had gone and a new Chris sort of came along. I came to the realisation that the stroke had turned me gay,” he said.
Stroke sufferers can have their thinking, movement and feeling affected because the lack of oxygen kills brain cells. Before the accident, Birch was a motorcycle enthusiast who worked at a bank.
12 months later, the 120kg rugby player moved out of home and quit his job to take up hairdressing. “It was a weird experience,” Birch said.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 24, 2020 2:57 PM
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Maybe the stroke gave him the guts to come forward. I doubt his orientation changed at all.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 10, 2015 12:40 AM
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What was his hair like while he was a rugby player?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 10, 2015 1:00 AM
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Adorable but gaaah, that hair. Did the accident result in a transitional period where he thought he was Flower from "Bambi"? He has a way out of that mistake. He could always just blame the accident.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 10, 2015 1:03 AM
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Somewhere Caitlyn is gnashing her teeth....
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 10, 2015 1:07 AM
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I turned gay while reading DL.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 10, 2015 1:15 AM
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Well, there is a semi-famous comedian who became a stutterer after a sports accident. A knock on the noggin can cause all kinds of weird shit to happen.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 10, 2015 1:29 AM
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Strokes can do all sorts of things r7, they can also cause people to suddenly develop an accent Russian/Chinese/French but I've never heard of a stroke changing someone's sexual orientation. It must have zapped the part of brain that likes vagine.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 10, 2015 1:59 AM
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I seem to remember this story from a few years ago.
Must've gained traction back then so he's trying again. Either that or it's a subtle attempt from the "not born that way' brigade.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 10, 2015 2:02 AM
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Well there is only one thing to do.
Have another stroke.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 10, 2015 3:05 AM
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I turned Gay after watching a rugby training event!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 10, 2015 3:07 AM
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"I'd been innocently playing rugby for years and this just came out of nowhere!"
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 10, 2015 3:13 AM
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This sounds like a really good porno plot.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 24, 2020 1:43 PM
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Probably hotter when straight!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 24, 2020 1:47 PM
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Worked at a bank beforehand? Probably as a teller?
That dye was cast a while back.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 24, 2020 1:55 PM
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Forgive me but I laughed so much about that woman who was miserable because everyone mocks her because of her stroke-induced 0asian accent.
Anyone have the video?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 24, 2020 1:57 PM
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R2 Damn, it's really too bad he can't see out of his right eye anymore.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 24, 2020 1:59 PM
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Oh, please girl, PUH-LEASE.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 24, 2020 2:00 PM
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This happened to me too!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 24, 2020 2:01 PM
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You’d have to be brain dead to be gay.
Got it
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 24, 2020 2:01 PM
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Listen, if you can convince your homophobic dad this is how it went down, more power to ya.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 24, 2020 2:02 PM
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The rugby accident was 15 years ago, this thread is pushing the bounds of raking up old news even for DL
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 24, 2020 2:12 PM
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R26 reminds me of one of my favorite literotica stories.
[quote] Honey," said my mother tremulously. "You aren't going to do this anymore, are you?"
[quote]"Yes. I have to. You heard what they said. I'm always gonna need it now. You should understand, mother. You know how great it feels to have a penis inside you, right?"
[quote]"Yes," my mother painfully admitted. "God forgive me. I do."
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 24, 2020 2:13 PM
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Can the 2015 bump troll be fucking banned already?
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 24, 2020 2:21 PM
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[quote]Did the accident result in a transitional period where he thought he was Flower from "Bambi"?
I can't stop laughing.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 24, 2020 2:40 PM
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I had a stroke and woke up in the White House!
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 24, 2020 2:57 PM
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