Texas woman hid loaded handgun in her vagina during traffic stop
Ashley Castaneda’s mug shot released by the Waco Police Department.Photo: Reuters
A Texas woman taken into custody in a suspected drug arrest has been charged with violating state concealed firearms laws by hiding a fully loaded, snub-nosed handgun in her vagina, police in Waco said on Tuesday.
Ashley Castaneda, 31, was also charged with methamphetamine possession. She was in a car with a man that was pulled over for a traffic violation and officers found the drugs inside the vehicle, police said. On her way to jail, Castaneda told police that she had concealed the handgun in her vagina, making the disclosure out of fear it could go off during the trip, according to police.
“Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched Castaneda discovering she had in fact placed a loaded Smith and Wesson pistol inside her body cavity,” police in the central Texas city said in a statement.
“The weapon had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets,” police said.
The suspect had been searched at the scene and the gun was not found because of the way it was hidden, said Waco Police Department spokesman Sergeant Patrick Swanton.
“It is conceivable that the gun could have gone off inside our suspect and that would have been deadly because of the proximity to internal organs,” Swanton said.
The man in the car with her in the Monday night incident, Gabriel Garcia, 30, was charged with methamphetamine possession.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 89 | March 7, 2021 2:53 AM
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Are most vaginas big enough to fit a handgun?
Also, how did they find it up there? Do most women get their gineys searched when they get arrested?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 27, 2021 7:43 PM
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WOW! That's a worked out HUGE DEEP cunt!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 27, 2021 7:52 PM
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She should have hid the car as well!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 27, 2021 7:52 PM
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Welp. Back to the drawing board I go.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 27, 2021 7:57 PM
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Joan would have said this woman had the Holland Tunnel between her legs.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 27, 2021 7:59 PM
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Was she charged with carrying a cuntsealed weapon?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 27, 2021 8:02 PM
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That's some big cooter that slag has. My sympathies to her men friends.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 27, 2021 8:11 PM
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THAT BITCH IS GANGSTA!!!!!!!!
I mean, she's got BULL-BALLS.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 27, 2021 8:17 PM
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They found her vagina in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil...
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 27, 2021 8:22 PM
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Why didn't she just put the meth up her snatch instead? Or as well as depending on cunt size.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 27, 2021 8:26 PM
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My clit was on the trigger. Told you I was hardcore.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 27, 2021 8:39 PM
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I guess she can pistol whip and pussywhip a man at the same time.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 27, 2021 8:41 PM
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The cops should have made her do jumping jacks.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 27, 2021 8:44 PM
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... while standing out of range
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 27, 2021 8:45 PM
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I always thought they kept something scary up in there.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 27, 2021 8:57 PM
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Breaking: She also had an AK47 and a battle tank in her butt!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 27, 2021 9:01 PM
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How did they get it out without it going off?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 27, 2021 9:02 PM
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This gold star gay is confused again re lady biology and oh yes, I know I'm going to regret asking, but does this mean the entire gun fit up inside her hole? Is this possible? Or was it in her lady curtains?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 27, 2021 9:10 PM
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A lot of things can fit in the hole, up to and including a human-sized baby.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 27, 2021 9:13 PM
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[quote]a female officer searched Castaneda
I do not understand this.
What is the officer is lesbian?
Why can't a gay guy officer do these searches?
It just seems a 1950s way of doing things.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 27, 2021 9:18 PM
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Bold move! I bet she was sweating bullets!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 27, 2021 9:37 PM
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Are all vaginas THAT loose? How on earth do straight guys get off by putting their dick in something that loose?!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 27, 2021 10:10 PM
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I'm female and have trouble getting a tampon up in there. I simply can't comprehend how she could shove a handgun inside her vagina. She must need to do about five years worth of kegels.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 27, 2021 10:30 PM
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[quote] She had a revulva?
Priceless, thanks for sharing
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 28, 2021 12:47 AM
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If my sister were here, we could've saved the Rolls.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 28, 2021 12:49 AM
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[quote] My clit was on the trigger. Told you I was hardcore.
That’s a good one, that’s funny
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 28, 2021 12:49 AM
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[quote] Texas woman hid loaded handgun in her vagina during traffic stop
Eeeeeewwww, it was probably covered in pussy juice. The officer who had to retrieve it deserves hazard pay
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 28, 2021 12:55 AM
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[quote]Are all vaginas THAT loose?
She held it in place with the teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 28, 2021 1:01 AM
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During the strip search, they found a gram of tar in my cooch.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 28, 2021 1:01 AM
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[quote] Eeeeeewwww, it was probably covered in pussy juice. The officer who had to retrieve it deserves hazard pay
Exactly. Retrieval was a job for a ferret or a straight man.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 28, 2021 1:19 AM
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As Officer Pruitt approached the vehicle, his sixth sense told him that something was veeeeery fishy.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 28, 2021 2:47 AM
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R2 gets best word play of the year
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 28, 2021 2:49 AM
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“Officer, it’s been frozen in there since Ted Cruz flew to Mexico and I don’t have medical insurance to remove it!”
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 28, 2021 2:50 AM
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HELLO women push 10 and 12 lb. babies out of that hole, of course she could fit that tiny gun up there.
for the person that asked about her being searched: do people actually read these threads or only the first and last post? She TOLD them it was up there because she was afraid of it going off.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 28, 2021 2:51 AM
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and R7 gets a very close second
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 28, 2021 2:52 AM
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When reached for comment, the woman said, “It was really no big deal, since I’m so used to having magnums inside my puss.”
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 28, 2021 2:52 AM
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This story's from 2015 but the thread is so good I don't care.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 28, 2021 2:54 AM
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So a gun in the box is worth how much in the bush?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 28, 2021 6:35 AM
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Clearly a fan of the Texas Chainsaw remake.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 42 | February 28, 2021 6:50 AM
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Has anyone told this chick there are easier ways to get an abortion?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 28, 2021 6:54 AM
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This is actually the plot of my least favorite South Park episode.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 44 | February 28, 2021 8:31 AM
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If you enjoyed the world wide smash song WAP, just wait until you hear the soon to be number one song in America:
She got GAP, (Glock Ass Pussy)
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 28, 2021 9:07 AM
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How is it that this post originally appeared in 2015 and got zero replies, but suddenly takes off now?
[quote]Why can't a gay guy officer do these searches?
I would think a gay man would be the last person to want to go near a vagina.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 28, 2021 9:17 AM
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Just when you thought you had heard it all...
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 28, 2021 9:17 AM
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A friend worked the hospital emergency. The police brought in a hooker for treatment. She had robbed a John of his cellphone and watch. She stuffed the stolen items up her coin purse. Want ‘em back?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 28, 2021 12:01 PM
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[quote]She had robbed a John of his cellphone and watch.
Sticking a cell phone up there happened on a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode - and that phone was discovered when it rang.
Perhaps that hooker was a Larry David fan.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 28, 2021 12:19 PM
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I so wish it had gone off
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 28, 2021 12:31 PM
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So is the vagine sort of like a kangaroo pouch?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 28, 2021 12:49 PM
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[quote]A lot of things can fit in the hole, up to and including a human-sized baby.
So basically, her gash was a human purse.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 28, 2021 12:53 PM
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She has one hell of a gunnysack.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 28, 2021 12:56 PM
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There's a gay porn video that has a guy shoving a cellphone up his hole.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 28, 2021 1:02 PM
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Big whoop. My right fold can store a small ham and is easier to get to.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 28, 2021 1:29 PM
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Gives a whole new meaning to the term getting banged.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 28, 2021 1:34 PM
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R48 how about "Annie Get Your Gunt"
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 28, 2021 2:03 PM
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A few years, a female prison guard smuggled a gun in her ASS to help her prison boyfriend break out of jail.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 28, 2021 2:21 PM
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Could have been worse. It might have exploded like Gwyneth Paltrow's vaginal scented scandal candle.
The more things I read about female stupidity like this, the less I want to be around them.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 28, 2021 2:41 PM
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Something is fishy about that gun...
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 28, 2021 2:46 PM
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The only bang she's gonna get!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 63 | February 28, 2021 2:50 PM
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She lubes with got Smith and Wessen Oil.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 28, 2021 2:58 PM
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R49 hah, I read that in Miss Warwick’s voice.
R26 same. As the lifelong biological owner of a real vag, I’m just like....what. How.
It took me the better part of several years to learn how to properly manoeuvre and hold a menstrual cup in place without rejecting it. Yes, vaginas are stretchy and roomy once you get past the doors (anyone who’s seen enough porn knows that), but angles and openings still make it hard to infiltrate for any object with complex dimensions or that isn’t slick, soft, malleable and lubed plastic/rubber. A handgun no matter how small is heavy, solid, angular and mechanically-comprised of little pieces that stick out—even with copious lube and wetness, I can’t figure out how she took it.
The pain and discomfort must have been off the scale. And oiled dirty metal getting warm and rusty up there? That is asking for a yeast infection at minimum, if she’s lucky.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 28, 2021 3:46 PM
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Bullets over. How much did that broad weigh?
"You stand on the brink of greatness. The world will open to you like an oyster. No -- not like an oyster. The world will open to you like a magnificent vagina."
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 28, 2021 3:54 PM
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A woman's drug-related affront
Was made worse by a dumb pistol stunt
For thanks to due to gravity
It fell out her cavity
And shot the poor cop with her gunt
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 28, 2021 3:58 PM
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A woman's drug-related affront
Was made worse by a dumb pistol stunt
For thanks due to gravity
It fell out her cavity
And shot the poor cop with her gunt
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 28, 2021 4:13 PM
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[quote] Texas woman hid loaded handgun in her vagina during traffic stop
Gives new meaning to the phrase - my snatch is locked and loaded
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 28, 2021 6:18 PM
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[quote] Gives a whole new meaning to the term getting banged.
R58 that’s a good one, that’s funny
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 28, 2021 6:24 PM
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R66 I still miss Got2BReal
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 28, 2021 6:39 PM
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Big man. Really big bald head. Search it. "Man puts head in pussy."
by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 28, 2021 7:08 PM
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The new crotch of the NRA!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 28, 2021 7:26 PM
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Am I understanding right, that this story was posted in Sept. 2015 but no one commented until yesterday? Seems very un-DL.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 28, 2021 7:38 PM
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Who would bump a thread from 2015?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 28, 2021 8:13 PM
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R74
OK no, I am definitely gay.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 28, 2021 11:09 PM
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Maybe she should have just left the gun visible on the passenger seat and tucked her head into her vagina instead. Then the cop might have only thought that she was a driver's seat covering.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 28, 2021 11:43 PM
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Here’s the update from 2017. Probation.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 80 | March 1, 2021 12:39 AM
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It's good to see women taking birth control seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 1, 2021 2:16 AM
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Did she have a cuntcealed carry permit?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 1, 2021 2:55 AM
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How did she have time to stuff it up there when the officer pulled her over?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 1, 2021 3:35 PM
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Pity, we could have saved the Bentley.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 1, 2021 6:53 PM
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R80 I wonder if her Probation Officer has to check up there.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 7, 2021 1:57 AM
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With a hole like that, she must be a DL-er.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 7, 2021 2:23 AM
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r84, that's where she's always kept it, but it took a drug bust for the truth to get out.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 7, 2021 2:53 AM
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