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Texas woman hid loaded handgun in her vagina during traffic stop

Ashley Castaneda’s mug shot released by the Waco Police Department.Photo: Reuters

A Texas woman taken into custody in a suspected drug arrest has been charged with violating state concealed firearms laws by hiding a fully loaded, snub-nosed handgun in her vagina, police in Waco said on Tuesday.

Ashley Castaneda, 31, was also charged with methamphetamine possession. She was in a car with a man that was pulled over for a traffic violation and officers found the drugs inside the vehicle, police said. On her way to jail, Castaneda told police that she had concealed the handgun in her vagina, making the disclosure out of fear it could go off during the trip, according to police.

“Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched Castaneda discovering she had in fact placed a loaded Smith and Wesson pistol inside her body cavity,” police in the central Texas city said in a statement.

“The weapon had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets,” police said.

The suspect had been searched at the scene and the gun was not found because of the way it was hidden, said Waco Police Department spokesman Sergeant Patrick Swanton.

“It is conceivable that the gun could have gone off inside our suspect and that would have been deadly because of the proximity to internal organs,” Swanton said.

The man in the car with her in the Monday night incident, Gabriel Garcia, 30, was charged with methamphetamine possession.

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by Anonymousreply 89March 7, 2021 2:53 AM

Are most vaginas big enough to fit a handgun?

Also, how did they find it up there? Do most women get their gineys searched when they get arrested?

by Anonymousreply 1February 27, 2021 7:43 PM

She had a revulva?

by Anonymousreply 2February 27, 2021 7:48 PM

WOW! That's a worked out HUGE DEEP cunt!

by Anonymousreply 3February 27, 2021 7:52 PM

She should have hid the car as well!

by Anonymousreply 4February 27, 2021 7:52 PM

Welp. Back to the drawing board I go.

by Anonymousreply 5February 27, 2021 7:57 PM

Joan would have said this woman had the Holland Tunnel between her legs.

by Anonymousreply 6February 27, 2021 7:59 PM

Was she charged with carrying a cuntsealed weapon?

by Anonymousreply 7February 27, 2021 8:02 PM

Was it a .45 Cunt?

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by Anonymousreply 8February 27, 2021 8:04 PM

R2 lmao. Well done, sir.

by Anonymousreply 9February 27, 2021 8:09 PM

That's some big cooter that slag has. My sympathies to her men friends.

by Anonymousreply 10February 27, 2021 8:11 PM

THAT BITCH IS GANGSTA!!!!!!!!

I mean, she's got BULL-BALLS.

by Anonymousreply 11February 27, 2021 8:17 PM

They found her vagina in North Carolina,

and bits of her tits in Brazil...

by Anonymousreply 12February 27, 2021 8:22 PM

Why didn't she just put the meth up her snatch instead? Or as well as depending on cunt size.

by Anonymousreply 13February 27, 2021 8:26 PM

My clit was on the trigger. Told you I was hardcore.

by Anonymousreply 14February 27, 2021 8:39 PM

I guess she can pistol whip and pussywhip a man at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 15February 27, 2021 8:41 PM

The cops should have made her do jumping jacks.

by Anonymousreply 16February 27, 2021 8:44 PM

... while standing out of range

by Anonymousreply 17February 27, 2021 8:45 PM

I always thought they kept something scary up in there.

by Anonymousreply 18February 27, 2021 8:57 PM

Breaking: She also had an AK47 and a battle tank in her butt!

by Anonymousreply 19February 27, 2021 9:01 PM

How did they get it out without it going off?

by Anonymousreply 20February 27, 2021 9:02 PM

This gold star gay is confused again re lady biology and oh yes, I know I'm going to regret asking, but does this mean the entire gun fit up inside her hole? Is this possible? Or was it in her lady curtains?

by Anonymousreply 21February 27, 2021 9:10 PM

A lot of things can fit in the hole, up to and including a human-sized baby.

by Anonymousreply 22February 27, 2021 9:13 PM

[quote]a female officer searched Castaneda

I do not understand this.

What is the officer is lesbian?

Why can't a gay guy officer do these searches?

It just seems a 1950s way of doing things.

by Anonymousreply 23February 27, 2021 9:18 PM

Bold move! I bet she was sweating bullets!

by Anonymousreply 24February 27, 2021 9:37 PM

Are all vaginas THAT loose? How on earth do straight guys get off by putting their dick in something that loose?!

by Anonymousreply 25February 27, 2021 10:10 PM

I'm female and have trouble getting a tampon up in there. I simply can't comprehend how she could shove a handgun inside her vagina. She must need to do about five years worth of kegels.

by Anonymousreply 26February 27, 2021 10:30 PM

[quote] She had a revulva?

Priceless, thanks for sharing

by Anonymousreply 27February 28, 2021 12:47 AM

If my sister were here, we could've saved the Rolls.

by Anonymousreply 28February 28, 2021 12:49 AM

[quote] My clit was on the trigger. Told you I was hardcore.

That’s a good one, that’s funny

by Anonymousreply 29February 28, 2021 12:49 AM

[quote] Texas woman hid loaded handgun in her vagina during traffic stop

Eeeeeewwww, it was probably covered in pussy juice. The officer who had to retrieve it deserves hazard pay

by Anonymousreply 30February 28, 2021 12:55 AM

[quote]Are all vaginas THAT loose?

She held it in place with the teeth.

by Anonymousreply 31February 28, 2021 1:01 AM

During the strip search, they found a gram of tar in my cooch.

by Anonymousreply 32February 28, 2021 1:01 AM

[quote] Eeeeeewwww, it was probably covered in pussy juice. The officer who had to retrieve it deserves hazard pay

Exactly. Retrieval was a job for a ferret or a straight man.

by Anonymousreply 33February 28, 2021 1:19 AM

As Officer Pruitt approached the vehicle, his sixth sense told him that something was veeeeery fishy.

by Anonymousreply 34February 28, 2021 2:47 AM

R2 gets best word play of the year

by Anonymousreply 35February 28, 2021 2:49 AM

“Officer, it’s been frozen in there since Ted Cruz flew to Mexico and I don’t have medical insurance to remove it!”

by Anonymousreply 36February 28, 2021 2:50 AM

HELLO women push 10 and 12 lb. babies out of that hole, of course she could fit that tiny gun up there.

for the person that asked about her being searched: do people actually read these threads or only the first and last post? She TOLD them it was up there because she was afraid of it going off.

by Anonymousreply 37February 28, 2021 2:51 AM

and R7 gets a very close second

by Anonymousreply 38February 28, 2021 2:52 AM

When reached for comment, the woman said, “It was really no big deal, since I’m so used to having magnums inside my puss.”

by Anonymousreply 39February 28, 2021 2:52 AM

This story's from 2015 but the thread is so good I don't care.

by Anonymousreply 40February 28, 2021 2:54 AM

So a gun in the box is worth how much in the bush?

by Anonymousreply 41February 28, 2021 6:35 AM

Clearly a fan of the Texas Chainsaw remake.

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by Anonymousreply 42February 28, 2021 6:50 AM

Has anyone told this chick there are easier ways to get an abortion?

by Anonymousreply 43February 28, 2021 6:54 AM

This is actually the plot of my least favorite South Park episode.

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by Anonymousreply 44February 28, 2021 8:31 AM

If you enjoyed the world wide smash song WAP, just wait until you hear the soon to be number one song in America:

She got GAP, (Glock Ass Pussy)

by Anonymousreply 45February 28, 2021 9:07 AM

How is it that this post originally appeared in 2015 and got zero replies, but suddenly takes off now?

[quote]Why can't a gay guy officer do these searches?

I would think a gay man would be the last person to want to go near a vagina.

by Anonymousreply 46February 28, 2021 9:17 AM

Just when you thought you had heard it all...

by Anonymousreply 47February 28, 2021 9:17 AM

"Annie Cunt Your Gun"

by Anonymousreply 48February 28, 2021 11:46 AM

Lots of pussy popping

by Anonymousreply 49February 28, 2021 11:49 AM

A friend worked the hospital emergency. The police brought in a hooker for treatment. She had robbed a John of his cellphone and watch. She stuffed the stolen items up her coin purse. Want ‘em back?

by Anonymousreply 50February 28, 2021 12:01 PM

[quote]She had robbed a John of his cellphone and watch.

Sticking a cell phone up there happened on a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode - and that phone was discovered when it rang.

Perhaps that hooker was a Larry David fan.

by Anonymousreply 51February 28, 2021 12:19 PM

I so wish it had gone off

by Anonymousreply 52February 28, 2021 12:31 PM

So is the vagine sort of like a kangaroo pouch?

by Anonymousreply 53February 28, 2021 12:49 PM

[quote]A lot of things can fit in the hole, up to and including a human-sized baby.

So basically, her gash was a human purse.

by Anonymousreply 54February 28, 2021 12:53 PM

She has one hell of a gunnysack.

by Anonymousreply 55February 28, 2021 12:56 PM

There's a gay porn video that has a guy shoving a cellphone up his hole.

by Anonymousreply 56February 28, 2021 1:02 PM

Big whoop. My right fold can store a small ham and is easier to get to.

by Anonymousreply 57February 28, 2021 1:29 PM

Gives a whole new meaning to the term getting banged.

by Anonymousreply 58February 28, 2021 1:34 PM

R48 how about "Annie Get Your Gunt"

by Anonymousreply 59February 28, 2021 2:03 PM

A few years, a female prison guard smuggled a gun in her ASS to help her prison boyfriend break out of jail.

by Anonymousreply 60February 28, 2021 2:21 PM

Could have been worse. It might have exploded like Gwyneth Paltrow's vaginal scented scandal candle.

The more things I read about female stupidity like this, the less I want to be around them.

by Anonymousreply 61February 28, 2021 2:41 PM

Something is fishy about that gun...

by Anonymousreply 62February 28, 2021 2:46 PM

The only bang she's gonna get!

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by Anonymousreply 63February 28, 2021 2:50 PM

She lubes with got Smith and Wessen Oil.

by Anonymousreply 64February 28, 2021 2:58 PM

Swessonality, R64?

by Anonymousreply 65February 28, 2021 3:24 PM

R49 hah, I read that in Miss Warwick’s voice.

R26 same. As the lifelong biological owner of a real vag, I’m just like....what. How.

It took me the better part of several years to learn how to properly manoeuvre and hold a menstrual cup in place without rejecting it. Yes, vaginas are stretchy and roomy once you get past the doors (anyone who’s seen enough porn knows that), but angles and openings still make it hard to infiltrate for any object with complex dimensions or that isn’t slick, soft, malleable and lubed plastic/rubber. A handgun no matter how small is heavy, solid, angular and mechanically-comprised of little pieces that stick out—even with copious lube and wetness, I can’t figure out how she took it.

The pain and discomfort must have been off the scale. And oiled dirty metal getting warm and rusty up there? That is asking for a yeast infection at minimum, if she’s lucky.

by Anonymousreply 66February 28, 2021 3:46 PM

Bullets over. How much did that broad weigh?

"You stand on the brink of greatness. The world will open to you like an oyster. No -- not like an oyster. The world will open to you like a magnificent vagina."

by Anonymousreply 67February 28, 2021 3:54 PM

A woman's drug-related affront

Was made worse by a dumb pistol stunt

For thanks to due to gravity

It fell out her cavity

And shot the poor cop with her gunt

by Anonymousreply 68February 28, 2021 3:58 PM

A woman's drug-related affront

Was made worse by a dumb pistol stunt

For thanks due to gravity

It fell out her cavity

And shot the poor cop with her gunt

by Anonymousreply 69February 28, 2021 4:13 PM

R69 = Eminem

by Anonymousreply 70February 28, 2021 4:22 PM

[quote] Texas woman hid loaded handgun in her vagina during traffic stop

Gives new meaning to the phrase - my snatch is locked and loaded

by Anonymousreply 71February 28, 2021 6:18 PM

[quote] Gives a whole new meaning to the term getting banged.

R58 that’s a good one, that’s funny

by Anonymousreply 72February 28, 2021 6:24 PM

R66 I still miss Got2BReal

by Anonymousreply 73February 28, 2021 6:39 PM

Big man. Really big bald head. Search it. "Man puts head in pussy."

by Anonymousreply 74February 28, 2021 7:08 PM

The new crotch of the NRA!

by Anonymousreply 75February 28, 2021 7:26 PM

Am I understanding right, that this story was posted in Sept. 2015 but no one commented until yesterday? Seems very un-DL.

by Anonymousreply 76February 28, 2021 7:38 PM

Who would bump a thread from 2015?

by Anonymousreply 77February 28, 2021 8:13 PM

R74

OK no, I am definitely gay.

by Anonymousreply 78February 28, 2021 11:09 PM

Maybe she should have just left the gun visible on the passenger seat and tucked her head into her vagina instead. Then the cop might have only thought that she was a driver's seat covering.

by Anonymousreply 79February 28, 2021 11:43 PM

Here’s the update from 2017. Probation.

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by Anonymousreply 80March 1, 2021 12:39 AM

It was only a snub nose.

by Anonymousreply 81March 1, 2021 1:32 AM

It's good to see women taking birth control seriously.

by Anonymousreply 82March 1, 2021 2:16 AM

Did she have a cuntcealed carry permit?

by Anonymousreply 83March 1, 2021 2:55 AM

How did she have time to stuff it up there when the officer pulled her over?

by Anonymousreply 84March 1, 2021 3:35 PM

Pity, we could have saved the Bentley.

by Anonymousreply 85March 1, 2021 6:53 PM

R80 I wonder if her Probation Officer has to check up there.

by Anonymousreply 86March 7, 2021 1:57 AM

With a hole like that, she must be a DL-er.

by Anonymousreply 87March 7, 2021 2:23 AM

Amateur...

by Anonymousreply 88March 7, 2021 2:30 AM

r84, that's where she's always kept it, but it took a drug bust for the truth to get out.

by Anonymousreply 89March 7, 2021 2:53 AM
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