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Disgusting retro foods

I was looking up some recipes and found many blogs and articles about disustiing retro foods

Aspic

Ham and Bananas Hollandaise

Jellied Lamb Salad

Glace Fish Mold

Lemony Salmon Tower

I remember some of this stuff from my childhood. Everything is utterly disgusting. Were people savages back then?

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by Anonymousreply 151December 24, 2022 6:16 AM

This blog is great - they try the recipes and provide commentary

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by Anonymousreply 1September 9, 2015 7:18 PM

I've been predicting a hipster comeback for all kinds of gelatin dishes for awhile.

If bone marrow got trendy, how disgusting can veg and fish in a jello mold really be?

by Anonymousreply 2September 9, 2015 7:22 PM

There is more to disgusting retro food than jello, R2. There's bananas and ham with hollandaise, for example (a friend served it the other day, I swear).

by Anonymousreply 3September 9, 2015 7:24 PM

The ultimate in gelatinous foodstuffs is, of course, chaud-froid sauce. It's basically a white sauce (or gravy) thickened with gelatin, which becomes solid at room temperature. It used to be the height of glamour to dip meats in this stuff, and serve your cold chicken (or cold lamb chops or cold fish) covered in this white paste and decorated with little pictures made of cut vegetables or curliques of sauce in a contrasting color.

I always wondered what the fucking hell that tasted like, because while I'm quite fond of cold chicken, IMHO chicken skin needs to be crispy to be edible - not saturated in cold gelatin.

by Anonymousreply 4September 9, 2015 7:25 PM

Open-faced simply garnished, aspic covered sandwiches are a Swiss staple and not bad at all.

Also there is aspic in the muffin that is called a Pate, with ground meat, covered in aspect, in the centre of a savoury pastry.

Also there is an aspic layer in may pates meant to be spread on bread.

by Anonymousreply 5September 9, 2015 7:27 PM

covered in aspic. sorry can't spell today

by Anonymousreply 6September 9, 2015 7:28 PM

Chaud-froid sauce is terrific, it doesn't get more retro than that

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by Anonymousreply 7September 9, 2015 7:29 PM

Sorry, forgot to post the pictur4e of a chicken in chaud-froid.

And I wouldn't be surprised if gelatins made a comeback - certainly panna cotta is already popular. But when I was on a high-protein diet I made ouefs en gelee (sp?), and it was quite good. Poached eggs are quite tasty when served in chicken-stock flavored gelatin, dotted with bits of green onion and herbs.

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by Anonymousreply 8September 9, 2015 7:29 PM

This was in the days before Food Network, y'all. Now that we can watch people cook, we know not to serve crap.

by Anonymousreply 9September 9, 2015 7:29 PM

Head cheese

by Anonymousreply 10September 9, 2015 7:32 PM

I stopped accepting dinner invitations in the 80s when everyone was serving star fruit. Eating and pretension don't mix.

by Anonymousreply 11September 9, 2015 7:32 PM

That banana hollandaise recipe is most assuredly one time I wouldn't stick something shaped like that in my mouth...*shudders*

by Anonymousreply 12September 9, 2015 7:35 PM

Buzzfeed staff's taste-test of said disgusting retro foods (bonus: video includes cute curly-headed bear):

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by Anonymousreply 13September 9, 2015 7:40 PM

I never understood the appeal of aspic. A more mature friend served it as part of a luncheon months ago. Tomato aspic, I think? Although well prepared, it was awful. Ok, I guess, as a very small accompaniment. I would also think it was a favored seasonal summer dish too.

by Anonymousreply 14September 9, 2015 7:44 PM

To me aspic looks like sculptures made of frozen spit and vomit. More shock art than edible food.

by Anonymousreply 15September 9, 2015 7:50 PM

Must agree, r15

by Anonymousreply 16September 9, 2015 7:53 PM

aspic needs to be meat flavoured or neutral flavoured. Not tasting like red tomato jelly. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 17September 9, 2015 7:53 PM

Its pretty basic texture in french cooking.

by Anonymousreply 18September 9, 2015 7:54 PM

I have eaten some delightful aspic. Not all of it, I admit. It depends on what is encased in the aspic. Lemon aspic is very nice.

by Anonymousreply 19September 9, 2015 7:54 PM

It should be an accent in my opinion, just a layer on something substantial.

by Anonymousreply 20September 9, 2015 7:58 PM

Interesting, my hostess is a wonderful cook, lots of nice large sit down dinner parties. Great hostess. She's quite fond of all things french.

Lemon aspic sounds quite nice.

by Anonymousreply 21September 9, 2015 8:00 PM

Thanking God I grew up poor.

by Anonymousreply 22September 9, 2015 8:04 PM

To an extent, aspic has never gone out of fashion here in the South. There are always a couple of congealed salads at holiday and potluck events. I was just reading through the Lee brothers' (the gayest straight men in the world) cookbook a few days ago and they included a sweet gelatin salad. My favorite was always Watergate salad. Cottage cheese, pecans, pineapple, lime jello all done up in a Turks head mold and garnished with cherry tomatoes and pimento cheese rosettes was what made Christmas dinner at my grandmother's house.

by Anonymousreply 23September 9, 2015 8:15 PM

Jesus, tomato aspic! Or “ass-pick” as I referred to it when I was little. My mom loved tomato ass-pick and would serve it with dinner at least a couple of times a week. It is….hideous. Imagine tomato flavored Jello with the consistency of grainy custard. I love tomatoes and I like Jello, but tomato Jello is beyond disgusting. Fuck, now I’m going to be thinking about that tomato ass-pick all day.

One thing I was surprised didn’t make the list of disgusting retro foods is creamed chipped beef on toast, AKA “SOS”—shit on a shingle. SOS was apparently a staple military food, and it’s generally despised by most people; however, I happen to love it. It’s getting harder to find the little jars of chipped beef these days, so I use those little packets of Buddig brand sliced beef. Yum! Love me that SOS!

by Anonymousreply 24September 9, 2015 8:16 PM

Aspic is amazing! I LOVE the aspic that comes with certain types of pate, and tomato aspic it's also delicious.

by Anonymousreply 25September 9, 2015 8:25 PM

The question you need to ask yourself about retro foods is, "Would Aunt Bee put this on her table?"

by Anonymousreply 26September 9, 2015 8:32 PM

I love SOS too!

by Anonymousreply 27September 9, 2015 8:34 PM

Another SOS lover, although I rarely think about it now.

by Anonymousreply 28September 9, 2015 8:36 PM

Not aspic, but the gelatin that used to come in the Krakus Polish Ham can was an Easter treat. My Polish grandmother would share it with me when she was getting the ham ready, with brown sugar, cherries, pineapple, and ginger ale.

by Anonymousreply 29September 9, 2015 8:36 PM

Doesn't Stouffers make an SOS frozen dinner?

The hollandaise bananas don't sound too bad ... in theory.

Pate is a muffin?

I'm not fond of Jello with anything other than cool whip.

by Anonymousreply 30September 9, 2015 8:44 PM

[quote]Thanking God I grew up poor.

Actually, Jell-O soared in popularity during the Great Depression because it was just about the least expensive treat on the market. The young housewives of the 50s and 60s who were taught to make molded Jell-O salads for dinner had grown up eating it constantly for dessert. Molded gelatin salads can also be economical food-stretchers as you can throw in whatever scraps you have on hand, and they encourage the use of cheap items like canned fruit. Magazine recipes are used to promote the foodstuffs that are available in mass quantities. When newer things like avacados or kiwi fruit start cropping up everywhere, it means a new mass market has been created. The 1950s must have been banner years for pimientos as they appeared in everything.

by Anonymousreply 31September 9, 2015 8:49 PM

r24/r27/r28 Another vote for SOS. You can't swing a dead cat around my area, and not find a restaurant or luncheonette that doesn't offer it for breakfast. I used to be able to get air-dried(chipped) beef, sliced fresh at a local deli. Gone are the days. Can't find(tip o' the hat to r24) the glass jars of Armour(TM) brand(there was another also) with its neatly layered oval slices, that had to be the saltiest things on Earth. Try making SOS using ground beef-even better. THAT is what I remember getting in the service.

BITD, tomato aspic was available in tall(6 inches maybe), slim cans. The label(can't remember the brand name) was a beautiful retro black and gold, with a shimmering red molded aspic center stage. I suppose I'd enjoy a homemade one, if it was flavored as you would a Virgin Mary.

by Anonymousreply 32September 9, 2015 8:49 PM

I always think of Jello as school cafeteria food. Aspic is an entirely different thing.

by Anonymousreply 33September 9, 2015 8:51 PM

[quote]Or “ass-pick” as I referred to it when I was little.

Gotta love what kids can come up with. When do children lose their sass?

by Anonymousreply 34September 9, 2015 8:55 PM

R34. When mom's new husband beats it out of them.

by Anonymousreply 35September 9, 2015 9:02 PM

This is a pâté vaudois you can get all over Switzerland but especially french-speaking cantons. It has a rustic paté covered in gelatin that is pretty succulent, and crust that should combine crunchy flakey outside and chewy inside. With some mustard. Or god forbid, mayonnaise. And some pickles. Yummy.

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by Anonymousreply 36September 9, 2015 9:09 PM

I love jello ! Aspic I enjoy! Creamed chip beef is a total guilty pleasure, on toast or with scrambled eggs. My super waspy best childhood friend introduced me to it , so It remains kind of a sentimental fave . This Italian Roman Catholic raised kid thought it was so exotic . My closest friends mother makes something called salmon mousse , in a salmon mold no less. It's disgusting , and the mother seems to think it's very sophisticated . My cat would i joy it.

by Anonymousreply 37September 9, 2015 9:49 PM

i despise canned salmon

by Anonymousreply 38September 9, 2015 9:51 PM

Stouffers chipped beef is some good. On a baked potato , on some white toast , some scrambled eggs or alone u can't go wrong.

by Anonymousreply 39September 9, 2015 9:54 PM

My mom was way ahead of the curve. We had creamed chipped beef on her homemade waffles. In fact, we had a lot of things served on waffles. One of my favorites was, and still is a PB&J made with waffles.

by Anonymousreply 40September 9, 2015 9:57 PM

Yeah, we know. This thread's been done a hundred times already. It's one of White Belt Man's revolving nostalgia threads.

Whose your favorite/least favorite/underrated/overrated old timey movie star?

What's your favorite/least favorite/underrated/overrated movie of all time ?

Make a list of one hit wonders

What's your favorite/least favorite/most annoying TV commercial of all time?

Let's be the 80s.

List your favorite products that have been discontinued

List your least favorite products that never worked

What's your favorite/least favorite/ most annoying Christmas song?

What was your favorite tv show in the 60s? 70s? 80s? 90s?

Let's talk about shit on a shingle for the millionth time. And Vienna sausages in grape jelly. Baked Alaskan, Apple Betty, Bananas Barbara, Hamburger Helper, your mother's and grandmother's hundreds of casserole and jello recipes and your father's favorite beans on toast and canned hash from his hobo days riding the rails during the depression. Things were rough then. I don't think today's egotistical millennials can appreciate the lives their great- great-grandparents lived.

Who's your favorite tertiary character from a 1960s sitcom? For me, White Belt Man, it has to be someone from Bewitched

by Anonymousreply 41September 9, 2015 10:08 PM

And yet r41, you keep coming back. And keep whining.

And you'll be back tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 42September 9, 2015 10:19 PM

That bad jelly blog is hilarious.

41 =bitter, lonely, unloved and probably ugly.

by Anonymousreply 43September 9, 2015 10:35 PM

salmon mousse isn't bad.

by Anonymousreply 44September 9, 2015 10:36 PM

60s Food

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by Anonymousreply 45September 9, 2015 10:40 PM

I've never had creamed chipped beef

by Anonymousreply 46September 9, 2015 10:40 PM

This is the best blog on this topic ever... Dr. Bobb's Kitschen (where he makes "Company Food of Yesteryear" and forces "Dr. Husband" to try it... and rate it on a scale of 1 to 5 screaming husbands (where 5 screaming husbands is divorce because it was so bad)

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by Anonymousreply 47September 9, 2015 10:45 PM

Banana candle

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by Anonymousreply 48September 9, 2015 10:49 PM

A banana candle with a cherry on top?

Hmmmmm..............

by Anonymousreply 49September 9, 2015 11:18 PM

Think I'll whip up a batch of "Peanut Butter Dipsies," which combine peanut butter, hard-boiled eggs and pickle relish for a company treat.

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by Anonymousreply 50September 9, 2015 11:19 PM

I don't believe that's the true Joan Crawford Meatloaf. It doesn't have any gin in it.

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by Anonymousreply 51September 9, 2015 11:24 PM

r36 Looks like good ol' English Pork Pie to me.

by Anonymousreply 52September 9, 2015 11:45 PM

That astronaut chow is some scary shit; I'll be having nightmares about that Tower 'O' Olives!

by Anonymousreply 53September 9, 2015 11:55 PM

Dr Bobb from R51 is just the best. He actually makes this stuff and reviews it. Not sure why his husband hasn't divorced him yet though.

by Anonymousreply 54September 10, 2015 12:12 AM

Dr. Bobb and his husband are awesome. Its a shame that they don't have their own show on one of the food networks, it would be programming I would actually watch.

by Anonymousreply 55September 10, 2015 12:35 AM

JC's meatloaf actually sounded good until I got to the hard boiled eggs.

by Anonymousreply 56September 10, 2015 12:40 AM

Jello has already come back. Vintage jello mould is all the rage.

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by Anonymousreply 57September 10, 2015 12:47 AM

Corned Beef Open Sandwiches

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by Anonymousreply 58September 10, 2015 12:49 AM

R56, there are people who put hard boiled eggs in lasagne.

by Anonymousreply 59September 10, 2015 1:17 AM

I know I am probably older than a lot of people here but besides chipped beef, I have never heard of or been served any of this slop. The closest I got to it was a great aunt I had who always made Jello fruit mold but that is about it.

by Anonymousreply 60September 10, 2015 1:20 AM

That's jelly, not Jello, R57. We can dress you up, but we can't take some of you anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 61September 10, 2015 1:21 AM

How ancient are you, OP?

by Anonymousreply 62September 10, 2015 1:26 AM

49, R62

by Anonymousreply 63September 10, 2015 1:55 AM

I come from a long line of Italians, and I've never known anyone who put hard boiled eggs in lasagna.

by Anonymousreply 64September 10, 2015 1:56 AM

Salmon Crisp Crumble, this actually looks and sounds disgusting.

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by Anonymousreply 65September 10, 2015 2:20 AM

[quote]I come from a long line of Italians, and I've never known anyone who put hard boiled eggs in lasagna.

I come from a long line of Americans, and I've never known anyone who put hard boiled eggs in meatloaf. I can understand beating the eggs to hold the meat and breadcrumbs together. But who wants to bite into a meatloaf and get a mouthful of hard boiled egg?

by Anonymousreply 66September 10, 2015 2:43 AM

I wonder if, in the 50s & 60s, the ascendance of convenience foods and processed foods fueled this. I also wonder if the magazines like Good Housekeeping and Better Homes & Gardens encouraged it too since they would want to keep their advertisers happy. Like, Kraft was combining a whole lot of their garbage products together into recipes to get you to buy more crap. Same with Campbell soups. Between Kraft and Campbell's Soups it's a wonder anyone is still alive. I guess the idea of sharing recipes gained ground during the Great Depression or maybe WW II when there were shortages and cooks had to be inventive? Of course it was the war that probably was the incentive to develop more preservatives and chemically processed foods.

by Anonymousreply 67September 10, 2015 2:53 AM

I like hard boiled eggs, considering it a real bonus when I find curried eggs at Indian buffets; in lasagna or meatloaf sounds like an odd presentation, but not awful.

R60 ... I was a kid in the 60's and never encountered this stuff. My mom disliked both cooking and fighting with my brother and I about what to eat, so we got a regular rota of roast chicken, egg-less meatloaf (ha ha), pizza, etc.

by Anonymousreply 68September 10, 2015 3:11 AM

Hard boiled eggs in meatloaf are decorative.

I've made lasagna with drained cottage cheese instead of ricotta for the middle layer, and added other cheeses and beaten egg to stiffen it as it bakes.

by Anonymousreply 69September 10, 2015 3:17 AM

I've heard of, but never made or eaten, both lasagna and meatloaf with hard boiled eggs. Sliced in the former and whole in the latter.

by Anonymousreply 70September 10, 2015 4:12 AM

My mother used to make SOS, but she used the packaged refrigerated beef and canned cream of mushroom soup, and she served it over rice, not toast.

by Anonymousreply 71September 10, 2015 4:13 AM

Was your mother always that contrary, R71?

by Anonymousreply 72September 10, 2015 5:20 AM

[quote] Doesn't Stouffers make an SOS frozen dinner?

Yes, they do.

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by Anonymousreply 73September 10, 2015 5:25 AM

Stouffers also makes a Welsh Rarebit sauce

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by Anonymousreply 74September 10, 2015 5:27 AM

I enjoy several types of aspic, but a bad version can be horrible. Head cheese is disgusting, vile, notnot even fit for maggots. I wasn't all ththat fond of creamed chipped beef, but I always loved my dad's version of SOS (on toast is best). He also made some wacky version of peanut butter pancakes, a real kid's treat.

My mom's special breakfasts included corn fritters, with apple or banana ones for extra treats, and occasionally, crepes. I love crepes, since you can stuff them with anything, but I can't make a decent onone at all.

by Anonymousreply 75September 10, 2015 5:33 AM

My mother who was Italian born and raised, made a dish when we were kids, that is essentially Italian meatloaf, it was called polpettone. She alway put a hard boiled egg in the center before she put it in the oven Very delicious and homey.

by Anonymousreply 76September 10, 2015 5:48 AM

Geez, horrible typing with no corrections! Sorry.

I also was going to mention some outdated party food like fondue and Swedish meatballs. Not everyone's favorite, but I liked them.

by Anonymousreply 77September 10, 2015 5:49 AM

Well, at least we didn't have margarine fountains and turkey meatballs!

by Anonymousreply 78September 10, 2015 5:54 AM

Omg margarine fountains! I loved that thread!

by Anonymousreply 79September 10, 2015 5:59 AM

Aunt Rose always made pistachio colored ambrosia. One Christmas eve she got fancy and used a copper mold of a lobster to set the ambrosia in. I was given a serious and solemn talking to when I said it looked like the jolly green giant's schlong.

by Anonymousreply 80September 10, 2015 6:01 AM

I was a kid in the sixties, and it seemed like every home in my suburb had a kitchen wall decorated with copper Jello molds.

I've never liked Jello in any form, but I'm still fond of copper accents in decorating. Why isn't copper more popular?

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by Anonymousreply 81September 10, 2015 6:17 AM

That's funny, R81. I have all my mother's copper Jello molds but I don't display them on a peg board the way she did. I have many of the same copper molds in the picture you linked to. This thread makes me want to haul them out and try to make something "dressy" with one of them.

by Anonymousreply 82September 10, 2015 6:33 AM

[quote]I don't believe that's the true Joan Crawford Meatloaf. It doesn't have any gin in it.

It's actually not her exact recipe. I recall when we discussed it here back in the day that it had a shit load of seasoned salt in it -- like three or four tablespoons. The instructions make reference to the salt but it's not on the ingredient list.

Found the recipe. This one has one more bell pepper and three tbsps of steak sauce.

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by Anonymousreply 83September 10, 2015 12:24 PM

Liver and onions...... The look, The smell, the taste.....just can't eat it!

by Anonymousreply 84September 10, 2015 12:34 PM

LIbby's Vegetable Fries. They were made to get kids to eat their veggies but made them in the guise of French fries. It tasted like cardboard and looked like puke.

by Anonymousreply 85September 10, 2015 12:54 PM

Canned string beans with cream of mushroom soup and some canned "fried" onion crisps as topping. Ugh.

Canned peas mixed into tuna noodle casserole with canned mushrooms and cream of mushroom soup. Baked in the over with crumbled potato chips for topping.

I believe without my mother's efforts, Campbell Soups would've gone out of business.

by Anonymousreply 86September 10, 2015 1:38 PM

That thread is better than an Overeater Anonymous meeting.

by Anonymousreply 87September 10, 2015 2:12 PM

I went to school with Dr. Bobb!!!

by Anonymousreply 88September 10, 2015 4:46 PM

[quote]Canned string beans with cream of mushroom soup and some canned "fried" onion crisps as topping.

Even now, now WASP holiday dinner is complete without this exotic dish...

by Anonymousreply 89September 10, 2015 4:59 PM

I would like to have some meatloaf tonight.

by Anonymousreply 90September 10, 2015 6:35 PM

You WASPS ate disgusting shit!

by Anonymousreply 91September 10, 2015 6:55 PM

My polish grandma's meatloaf always had a hard boiled egg inside

by Anonymousreply 92September 10, 2015 7:25 PM

No r91 --

Meat and three!

Apple pie!

Roasted corn!

Pecan Pie!

BBQ ribs!

French Dip Sandwiches!

Fish and Chips!

by Anonymousreply 93September 10, 2015 7:31 PM

I'm as WASP as it gets, and never ever had green bean casserole.

Somewhere along the line, my mom came up with the idea of baked ham steaks ... that had been marinated in Diet 7-UP!

by Anonymousreply 94September 10, 2015 8:28 PM

Ham steaks -- RC Cola marinade in the south (except for Georgia), ginger ale marinade in the Midwest, 7-Up in the NW.

by Anonymousreply 95September 10, 2015 8:31 PM

Did northerners marinade in Vernor's ginger ale?

by Anonymousreply 96September 10, 2015 8:32 PM

[quote] I wonder if, in the 50s & 60s, the ascendance of convenience foods and processed foods fueled this. I also wonder if the magazines like Good Housekeeping and Better Homes & Gardens encouraged it too since they would want to keep their advertisers happy. Like, Kraft was combining a whole lot of their garbage products together into recipes to get you to buy more crap. Same with Campbell soups. Between Kraft and Campbell's Soups it's a wonder anyone is still alive. I guess the idea of sharing recipes gained ground during the Great Depression or maybe WW II when there were shortages and cooks had to be inventive? Of course it was the war that probably was the incentive to develop more preservatives and chemically processed foods.

At least back then the food wasn't drenched in high-fructose corn syrup. Non-dessert foods had saturated fat and dessert foods had only sugar as a sweetener.

by Anonymousreply 97September 10, 2015 8:57 PM

I think they really got into the idea of sharing recipes in the ladies' magazines during the Depression. Jello did a lot of Jello mold recipe ads in the 1930's. During the war, it was recipes for food rationing coupons. After the war, baby boomer's parents were on a tight budget, in cramped housing, going back to school, only married with kids. In those days so many people had kids, it was considered a public service to help moms out with advertising slanted towards tight food budgets and cooking meals at home. Before that generation, everything was from scratch. These manufacturer's recipes using canned goods and packaged mixes were the equivalent of today's tv dinners.

by Anonymousreply 98September 10, 2015 9:13 PM

I remember having one of the tougher beef cuts marinated in 7up

by Anonymousreply 99September 10, 2015 9:32 PM

CHef Boi Ardee canned spaghetti. There is absolutely nothing worse. Nothing.

OK. Maybe those little Vienna sausages wrapped in American cheese and a pillsbury crescent roll.

by Anonymousreply 100September 10, 2015 10:00 PM

[quote]CHef Boi Ardee canned spaghetti. There is absolutely nothing worse.

I think DL should have a rule that you can only insult chefs whose names you can spell correctly.

At the risk of being stoned with Jello molds and mushroom soup cans, I must confess that I recently bought a can of Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs. (I was at a convenience store and that was the closest thing they had to actual food.) Surprisingly, I found it not bad at all.

by Anonymousreply 101September 10, 2015 10:24 PM

R101, I also indulge in a can or two of Chef Boyardee a few times a year. It had been since my childhood ('60's) when, out of the blue, I picked up a couple of small cans. I was also in a convenience store. Tastes as good as when I was a 5 year old.

by Anonymousreply 102September 10, 2015 11:51 PM

Oh Oh, Spaghettios !

by Anonymousreply 103September 11, 2015 12:35 AM

BOIARDI is the original correct spelling for the Italian Chef loved by children of all ages.

Boyardee is the Americanized version.

by Anonymousreply 104September 11, 2015 12:41 AM

Boyardee is the version foisted off on the American public many years ago, so that’s what we’re going with. Hey, it wasn’t our idea to change the spelling.

by Anonymousreply 105September 11, 2015 12:49 AM

My mother refused to buy canned ravioli and I loved it those few times I had it at friends' when invited for lunch.

Then I was a university student, living in an apartment with several roommates in the big city and we ate it all the time. In those days there were several brands, Catelli was the best, and the boy on the can, licking his lips as he gazed at that bowl of little pasta pies, looked like Joe, one of us roommates.

One of the moms supplied us with a big Corningware "cornflower" casserole dish (remember those? I still have it) and we used it to stretch and dress up the ravioli. We'd add spinach and sautéed onions and mushrooms, chopped peppers, sprinkle with dried herbs, top it with grated cheese, whatever real cheese was on sale, and bake it in the oven at 325 for about 90 minutes.

A little salad on the side and it was pretty damn good.

I miss those days. Four of us crammed into an old three bedroom apartment, a flat, really. But it had a huge dining room that we used as our living space. The forementioned Joe ended up in the living room but we improvised a door we found in the trash for his privacy and he put a tension rod on an angle to hang his clothes. I tried it and it never worked for me. Then I noticed he bashed huge dents into the plaster walls to hold the rod.

Lisa was the only girl and she had the smallest bedroom. She looked like Mick Jagger. Her bedroom was next to our huge bathroom with a clawfoot bathtub. There was an adjoining closet that we called the secret passageway.

by Anonymousreply 106September 11, 2015 12:59 AM

Prawn Stuffed Apples.

by Anonymousreply 107September 11, 2015 1:49 AM

I do not approve, Signor Franco Americano.

by Anonymousreply 108September 11, 2015 3:23 AM

A lot of the food discussed in this thread is described in detail in the book "Fashionable Food: Seven Decades of Food Fads" by Sylvia Lovegren.

As a result of a recommendation in a similar DL thread, I bought the book and enjoyed it a lot, so I'm passing on the recommendation.

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by Anonymousreply 109September 11, 2015 3:36 AM

[quote]I remember having one of the tougher beef cuts marinated in 7up

In jr high science class, the teacher filled a glass beaker with Coke & put a big rusty nail in it. He left it in the classroom over a 3 day holiday weekend & fished the nail out on our first day back at school -- all the rust was gone but the nail was badly corroded with pock marks. We were all impressed, though I don't think anyone stopped drinking Coke. In any event, it seems that there's something in soft drinks that eats through rust & metal, which suggests that it might also be good at tenderizing tough meat (as is the acid in wine, but soft drinks are cheaper).

by Anonymousreply 110September 11, 2015 4:29 AM

But isn't that the point of the thread?

I think we had "boeuf au seven up" when dad deserted us. He came back about a year later, but that year without him was very lean, and we kids spent a lot of time clipping recipes from magazines and the newspaper.

My grandmother used to give us peas in bechamel white sauce on toast. No chipped beef. And she made scones on the top of the stove in a cast iron pan.

We didn't eat a lot of meat but any grease was saved for scones.

We kids learned how to make pancakes from scratch. Hell we learned how to make cakes from scratch.

by Anonymousreply 111September 11, 2015 4:42 AM

What's the difference between jelly and jello?

by Anonymousreply 112September 11, 2015 5:12 AM

About $1.79 , R112

by Anonymousreply 113September 11, 2015 5:23 AM

I remember my uncle using Coca Cola and aluminum foil to scrub the rust off of the chrome bumpers of his '72 Malibu.

by Anonymousreply 114September 11, 2015 5:26 AM

R112 — If you live in the US, jelly is the spread, usually fruit, that you put on bread or toast; Jell-O is the gelatin desert that kind of wiggles as if it’s not dead. In Britain, what we call Jell-O, they call jelly; what we call jelly, they call preserves.

by Anonymousreply 115September 11, 2015 2:37 PM

Sorry—DESSERT, not desert.

by Anonymousreply 116September 11, 2015 2:39 PM

Grandma would make us a Strawberry Poke Cake on special occasions. She'd make a yellow cake in one of those rectangular Pyrex baking dishes, then, after it cooled she'd poke tiny holes in it and pour a little liquid jello all over it. The cake would go into the refrigerator for a few hours until it set, then she'd put fresh berries over it and cool whip. I loved it.

by Anonymousreply 117September 11, 2015 2:49 PM

I couldn't stand ass-pick as a child. Every time we went to a function in my dad's family, it would be served. Tomato ass-pick and white wine ass-pick with peas and carrots where the once I hated the most. Lest child friendly food ever. Yuck! After that avocados filled with shrimp became the big thing. I liked that.

by Anonymousreply 118September 11, 2015 3:05 PM

*least child friendly, even.

by Anonymousreply 119September 11, 2015 3:06 PM

Spaghettios with little hot dogs owns this thread. Also, Franco American Cheese Raviolo's. They tasted like they were filled with foot fungus.

by Anonymousreply 120September 11, 2015 3:16 PM

What was in tomato aspic? Tomato soup? Vegetables? V8?

by Anonymousreply 121September 11, 2015 3:16 PM

You don't want anything to be aspic. It leads to problems.

by Anonymousreply 122September 11, 2015 3:17 PM

r121 tomato juiice with worcestershire sauce.

by Anonymousreply 123September 11, 2015 3:21 PM

Regarding the rise of awful processed foods in the 1950s; part of the appeal was that they were brand new and ultra-modern, high tech even. It's hard to imagine a time when boxed cake mix and TV dinners were cool, but that might have been the case.

They were also labor-saving, and that was also important, as the housewives of the 1950s had much less access to servants than their mothers and grandmothers had. Minimum wages were in and women had some access to better jobs, you could no longer get a live-in maid for her keep and some spare change. This was the first generation of middle-class housewives who were expected to do all their own cooking and cleaning, and they wanted every labor-saving device and domestic convenience that money could buy!

by Anonymousreply 124September 11, 2015 3:34 PM

Ham in aspic!

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by Anonymousreply 125September 11, 2015 3:37 PM

r120 Some bacteria that inhabit your feet and Parmesan cheese are similar. I'd imagine bellybutton beasties are pretty close.

by Anonymousreply 126September 11, 2015 3:40 PM

R106 I had a floor through like that in Park Slope in the 80s. 4 "bedrooms" 1 kitchen 1 living space 1 Small all purpose dumping room. 1000 a month. We ate Park Slope Coop hippy food. It was cheap and delicious and not as ridiculous as that trend became in the next decades.

by Anonymousreply 127September 11, 2015 3:41 PM

[quote]In jr high science class, the teacher filled a glass beaker with Coke & put a big rusty nail in it. He left it in the classroom over a 3 day holiday weekend & fished the nail out on our first day back at school -- all the rust was gone but the nail was badly corroded with pock marks. We were all impressed, though I don't think anyone stopped drinking Coke. In any event, it seems that there's something in soft drinks that eats through rust & metal, which suggests that it might also be good at tenderizing tough meat (as is the acid in wine, but soft drinks are cheaper).

Our high school chemistry teacher thought Coke was evil and lectured about it every chance he got. He did the same thing with putting a nail in a glass of Coke.

A friend whose father was a chemist decided to show him, so he did the same experiment with a beaker of regular milk and a beaker of orange juice. Each of them had as deleterious an effect on nails as the Coke.

by Anonymousreply 128September 11, 2015 3:43 PM

Mid-century humorist Jean Kerr described a friend who always served a roast ham at dinner parties, and who finally decided she needed to serve something more modern and sophisticated. So she found a recipe for "ham loaf", which was a great deal of trouble - carving and dicing an entire ham and marinating it in pineapple juice and spices and who knows what-all. Finally, on the day of the party she assembled it and baked it and turned it out on the serving dish, where it sat there looking pink and oddly familiar...

She and her husband cut off a tiny slice and tasted it with growing dread, and said... "Honey, we've got SPAM".

by Anonymousreply 129September 11, 2015 3:46 PM

roast ham is perfectly fine for a dinner party.

by Anonymousreply 130September 11, 2015 3:47 PM

[quote]If you live in the US, jelly is the spread, usually fruit, that you put on bread or toast; Jell-O is the gelatin desert that kind of wiggles as if it’s not dead.

R115, in the U.S., jelly is sweetened fruit juice that has been combined with a substance such as pectin to make it jell. Preserves are sweetened jelled fruit. Both are cooked down or reduced until their flavors are concentrated.

Jell-o is a rather disgusting concoction of gelatin, chemicals and synthetic esters resulting in a fake fruit-tasting jel. Except for the gelatin, which may be an animal byproduct, it's pure frankenfood and produced in laboratories.

Aspic is made from either granulated gelatin or gelatin leaves (sheets) combined with fruit or vegetable juice.

by Anonymousreply 131September 11, 2015 4:28 PM

Personally, I wholeheartedly approve of Jello Shots as the most acceptable use of jello ever!

by Anonymousreply 132September 11, 2015 4:38 PM

Beanee Weenees!

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by Anonymousreply 133September 11, 2015 4:39 PM

Dr Bobb's site is hilarious... man... some of those things look disgusting, but Dr Husband actually LIKED them!

by Anonymousreply 134September 17, 2015 4:39 PM

most of this stuff is basically canned fish and veggies with lemon jello

the lamb chop one is the most disgusting of all

by Anonymousreply 135September 17, 2015 5:08 PM

[quote]the lamb chop one is the most disgusting of all

Bitch.

by Anonymousreply 136September 17, 2015 6:46 PM

Canned bread.

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by Anonymousreply 137March 21, 2020 4:07 AM

Liver and onions

by Anonymousreply 138July 2, 2021 2:10 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 139February 28, 2022 2:41 PM

Mince meat pie - vile

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by Anonymousreply 140February 28, 2022 2:49 PM

R140- What do you expect?

ALL British Food is SLOP

by Anonymousreply 141February 28, 2022 3:58 PM

I like British food R141. I find it underrated.

by Anonymousreply 142March 15, 2022 10:50 PM

Wouldn’t most of this food cause nightmares?

by Anonymousreply 143March 15, 2022 10:53 PM

R34 I never did

by Anonymousreply 144March 15, 2022 11:06 PM

I eat a sugar-free strawberry, cherry or orange jell-o cup daily. I find them in my grocery store refrigerator section.

by Anonymousreply 145March 15, 2022 11:08 PM

I love making dishes of aspic with floating things like goldfish, fruits, and meats. I once even served a luncheon dish starring my mother suspended in aspic!

by Anonymousreply 146March 16, 2022 12:42 AM

R129 Actually, Kerr wrote that story about herself and a more worldly female friend said, "Jean, you've mad Spam!" It was even more wry and endearing since she was telling it on herself.

by Anonymousreply 147March 16, 2022 1:45 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 148July 3, 2022 4:02 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 149August 15, 2022 5:20 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 150December 24, 2022 6:06 AM

Glace fish mould would just be like a salmon mousse? That’s not that weird.

by Anonymousreply 151December 24, 2022 6:16 AM
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