Sexiest movie directors

Guy Ritchie & Zak Snyder are the best looking (non-actor) directors.

Zak Snyder is hot but he's supposed to be a huge douche.

Guy Ritchie is gross.

Neill Blomkamp is pretty do-able

I'll hate myself enough for the rest of you for saying this .......

Eli Roth, especially when he was younger. Now he'd middle aged fit-fat (I won't use that other stupid word)

I want a sex-tape between Neil Blomkamp & Sharlto Copley to surface so hard

Kate Beckinsale's husband / Underworld director Len Wiseman is a hot piece

Are there any sexy gay directors?

I'm w/ R5. Eli Roth was/is hot. On the other hand, Michael Bay is way ugly. Can't believe anyone finds him hot.

I would let Eli Roth pound the fuck out of me with his hot, furry Jewbro bod.

Cary Fukunaga is kinda hot

Gonzalez Inarritu could clean up nicely, I think. Francois Ozon est tres mince.

I can't watch most of his movies but yes to Eli Roth.

fukunaga's model pretty

Eli Roth's Giant Cock

Victor "GWTW" Fleming was a known pussyhound and very sexy.

Peter Berg

John Cassavetes

Hipster wunderkind Xavier Dolan

Dolan isn't the least bit sexy. He looks like he smells of cock cheese.

Dolan is incredibly sexy. Usually when you think of young directing sensations, they're film geeks who look like Kevin Smith or Quentin Tarantino. Dolan looks like he should be playing a teenager on some CW show, not directing awards that premiere at Cannes.

He's very average looking to me.

Ed Burns

Oliver stone Christopher Nolan Steve McQueen

I'll add to those who mentioned Cary Fukunaga, Len Wiseman, Ed Burns, and Zack Snyder. I think Julianne Moore's husband Bart Freundlich is pretty nice looking, too. Directors on the whole, though, are not usually that attractive, unless they started off as famous actors, like Paul Newman and got into directing later in their career.

François Ozon.

Dolan's cock is nice

Bill Sampson. Though he was more of a theater director.

Spike Jonze is fucking hot.

J.J. Abrams is cute.

YES SPIKE JONZE -- he keeps getting better looking with age, too

I can't see Spike Jonze without thinking of the redneck character he played in "Three Kings." Even though I know he's from an incredibly wealthy background, I'll always first think 'redneck white trash' when I see him.

frenchie Guillaume Canet (aka Mr Marion Cotillard) althogh he's more of an actor I think

Were there any hot Golden Age Hollywood directors or were they all fat and bald?

Okay, we get it. You love Xavier Dolan.

For r33: Frank Borzage (won the first Best Director Oscar for "7th Heaven" [1927], then a second Oscar for "Bad Girl" [1931]; other films include "Street Angel" [1927], "A Farewell to Arms" [1932], "History is Made at Night" [1937], "Three Comrades [1938], "Strange Cargo" [1940], "The Mortal Storm" [1940], and "Moonrise" [1948]).

King Vidor, director of The Big Parade (1925), The Crowd (1928), Show People (1928), The Champ (1931), Stella Dallas (1937), The Citadel (1938), the 'Kansas' scenes in The Wizard of Oz (1939), H.M. Pulham, Esq. (1941), Duel in the Sun (1946), Ruby Gentry (1952) and War and Peace (1956).

Francois Truffaut was good looking.

Jesus, King Vidor was gorgeous

I always liked Paul Thomas Anderson but he's not aging well.

Oliver Stone, in the late 70's, 80's, early 90's. Booze bloat and whatever else ruined his looks

Another vote for Bay. Monster cock, too.

The party life is catching up to him, but to his credit he's not botoxed and pulled up to compensate, which surprises me with his giant ego.

Fukunaga's gorgeous. Inarritu's an ugly little rat.

Jean-Marc Vallee.

Michael Bay is too douchey to be hot.

Eli Roth has always been a hot little fucker. But I suspect he's passive in bed, wanting to lie back and get sucked off.

Alive- Walter Salles & David Fincher

Dead - John Cassavetes

[quote]Are there any sexy gay directors?

Tom Ford, maybe?

I don't think he's hot but compared to most directors he's very attractive. I loved A Single Man and didn't understand why everyone on DL was so dismissive of it.

Xavier Dolan is gay

Why Charles Laughton of course

Another vote for Cassavetes.

Whit Stillman looks great for 60.

Sidney Pollack in TOOTSIE is adorable.

Francois Truffaut!

All of the boys mentioned above are just....boys.

What about me?

Kathryn Bigelow

West anderson is cute

* Wes

Kathryn, I love how she looks in this music video (the band is Martini Ranch) directed by James Cameron:

Damn. Mendes turned into a hot bear. Now he's interesting.

Hey guys, I took time out of my busy schedule to become a documentary filmmaker!

No mention of Steven Spielberg?

Mr. Julianne Moore is pretty sexy

I find Noah Baumbach attractive.

R44, I would suck the dripping precum and his cum right out of Roth's cock.

Wow, Bay sure has a lean, tight bod. That's a surprise.

I definitely would.

Love those BUTT photos of Xavier Dolan. He looks very handsome in the set and, yeah, nice cock, too. I always forget to check out BUTT for the occasionally revealing photo of a mini gay celeb.

Redford's the handsomest director there is, was, or ever will be. He may be a wreck today but he was a golden god.

If we're talking documentary filmmakers, it's this guy . . .

Otherwise I'll go with the nerdy Jew . . .

In his day Randal Kleiser was very, very handsome.

Robert Rodriguez hasn't aged much in twenty years. Alfonso Cuaron is kinda sexy too.

Isn't Bay rumored to be very well endowed?

Robert Rodriguez.

Paul Thomas Anderson is a sexy little bitch.

Rupert Sanders ain't bad...

David Michôd (Animal Kingdom)

DARREN ARONOFSKY!

Zal Batmanglij

Julianne Moore's husband is cute, but he is aterrible director and has a speech impediment from burning his lips on his wife's Red Hot, cash spewing Pussy! (pronounced pouss- say)

I vote for Richard Kelly, director of Donnie Darko, Southland Tales and The Box:

Another Richard Kelly. Can't believe he's only directed three movies (all of which I loved by the way; yes, even Southland Tales):

Has someone mentioned me already?

Also, I think Tate Taylor is very sexy; director of The Help, Get On Up, The Girl on the Train:

Clint was hot till quite recently.

R80 No, now go away!

Ahem...

I've always thought Alfonso Cuaron was quite handsome.

Another Tate Taylor. Isn't he also gay? I remember reading that somewhere, or maybe it was gossip. I swear, it all starts to blend together.

All the way to 80 posts and no mention of

Jonathan Levine, director of 50/50 and such.

Mike Mills, director of Beginners and Thumbsucker.

Phil Lord of Clone High, 21 Jump Street, and Lego Movie fame.

Eli Roth.

I interviewed Davis Guggenheim once and he looks great in person.

I think Alex Ross Perry is adorable.

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For the hot silver daddy crowd: Baz Luhrmann.

Baz is very good looking. I'm surprised he's married to a woman.

Guy Ritchie isn't sexy at all, never knew what Madonna saw in him.

PTA is a good looking guy, but he comes across crude and low brow when he opens his mouth.

I am sure most of them are megalomaniacs too.

Young William Freidkin.

How do we know Michael Bay is hung?

Young George Lucas was a fox.

Here's young William Friedkin.

Zack Snyder's sexy back.

Hi. I'm Guy. I'll be your douche for the evening.

Edgar Wright, very cute, very sexy.

François Truffaut was cute when he was young.

"Another Tate Taylor. Isn't he also gay?"

Yes. He and his partner had their house featured in either Architectural Digest or Elle Decor--some big Southern mansion.

Scott Derrickson (Sinister, upcoming Doctor Strange) a Christian and horror movies but smart and a good guy. He's got that sexy nerd look with those glasses. Plus he's friends with Joel McHale so he has a sense of humor. I imagine Scott has hair in all the right places- hope he doesn't shave his crotch!

R8 meet R18

Xavier Dolan is my entry too.

r98 that's that 70s hot Jew look personified by Ron Meyer. John Schlesinger (long rumoured to be Michael Bay's father) had it when he was younger, too.

Bay likes porn stars and a couple of them talked about it afterwards-one on Howard Stern, I think. She was asked about who was the biggest she'd been with and she named him. Magazine profiles of him mentioned it as well, mainly in sly asides. He must be good with it, too, because he's hooked up with a lot of women who were way above his league. Not all the actress were looking for work, either. He's also such a misogynist douchebag that it would take a lot of it to be worth being around him.

David Frankel (The Devil Wears Prada) is an attractive daddy.

I also find Abrams, Aronofsky, Spurlock & Kelly sexy.

Oddly, I also find this nerdy guy sexy - Josh Fox - but a lot of that comes from his personality in his documentaries (Gasland, Gasland 2, How to Let Go of the World)

R45, you have impeccable taste.

Agree completely.

Alive - David Fincher, Walter Salles

Dead - John Cassavetes

I thought Steven Soderburgh was very sexy in the late 90s (around the time of Erin Brockovich). Didn't he have a sex addiction?

Alfred Hitchcock was soo handsome that he could have been as equally successful in front of the camera. The camera just loved the hog jowls and superhero cleft chin. The strong jawline and massively high cheekbones. Sex in 2 legs....the English accent sends his sex appeal over the edge.

OP: Is it even possible to wear a more douchey ballcap than one that sports "Gulfstream"? I don't think so.

I can't believe nobody's mentiioned Tony Bill yet. When he was directing back in the 80s he was fucking gorgeous.

I've worked on a few sets with Bart Freundlich and he's extremely attractive-the fact that he's very sweet and actually listens to people might have a lot to do with it.

C'mon! Zack Snyder wins this thread hands down!

Walter Salles, esp. ca. Central do Brasil (bonus: he's a billionaire)

Richard Kelly looks like a kindly frat boy (only liked his "accidental masterpiece" Donnie Darko, and only the theatrical cut. He managed to sap the film of its indefinite quality, its near mysticism, in the Director's Cut but spelling thing out)

Ed Burns (hate his films)

Xavier Dolan (ties with Salles as most talented of this group and will almost certainly surpass him)

Guillaume Canet (though I only know him as an actor)

typo: by* spelling things out

Also: overlaying those stupid data streams, replacing the opening song, .....

The original cut of Donnie Darko had something special, and the Michael Andrews score helped bring it out. Mary McDonnell was very moving and funny in her brief moments as the mother.

I must be the only John Sayles fan here. Back in the day he had this rangy, laconic sexiness, very much like Sam Shepard, Scott Glenn and Chris Cooper. Not classically handsome so much as intense, intelligent, and verrry sexy.

Like father like son...Nick Cassavates back in the day.

Not the only one R118.

Jules Dassin

he also made one of my favorite heist movies - Rififi

John Sayles was very sexy back in the 80's and 90's when he was in shape, but he developed a major pot belly after that. Too bad. His pal, actor David Strathairn kept his hotness much longer.

Zack Snyder hotness...

... but the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.

John Cassavetes

125 replies and no mention of Nancy Walker (Can't Stop The Music)?

Zack Snyder as his hottest was gorgeous, even though I do not like his movies or his aesthetic (far too grim and pretentious for the subject matter). An odd thing is that usually when directors are hot, their movies suck, and often the best directors (Hitchcock, Minnelli, Wong Kar Wei, Howard Hawks, Fellini, Scorsese, Ang Lee, the Coen Brothers) are not attractive... with only a few exceptions (Alfonso Cuaron, the young Ingmar Bergman).

One of my best female friends dated Davis Guggenheim in college before he ended up with Elisabeth Shue, and not only was he very handsome then, he was an absolute sex maniac. I've never known a couple to go at it as much as they did--they would literally have sex at least 25 times a week for months.

Citizen Orson

Orson was hot for like 5 minutes before he turned into a fat fuck. Whenever someone mentiones his name this is the image of him that comes to my mind:

David Fincher was pretty cute

Fincher, like Aronofsky and Nolan are creeps of the highest order.

Andrew Haigh is really sexy in person. And unlike Xavier Dullan he actually made really good stuff.

David Fincher gets my vote.

Christopher Nolan was gorgeous when he was younger but like a lot of English, hasn't aged well.

I prefer a very young David Fincher

R116 How is Walter Salles a billionaire? Did he inherit all of his daddy's money?

R128 Happy to hear how much of a sex fiend Davis is.

Anyway, more Spike Jonze!

Young Fincher vid

R138 Cutie

Taika Waititi (What We Do In The Shadows) is so sexy he has his own thread.

And here's the thread.

Branagh.

Yeah, just try to pretend I don't exist in your miserable thread.

I thought I posted this earlier, but don't see it in the thread. Anyway, for those asking about Golden Age directors, my vote goes to William Wellman. He was handsome and dashing enough to be a matinee idol in his own right.

Although his movies weren't that good, and he's also an actor, Matthieu Kassovitz is dreamy.

Tony Goldwyn

Sydney Pollack always gave off a big dick vibe.

R145 La Haine is great. And yes, Matthieu is gorgeous.

I'm about to run a train on you right now so buckle up.

Tom McCarthy.

Sean Baker

Shane Carruth

David Lynch

Bennett Miller

Alexander Payne

Michel Hazanavicius

Noah Baumbach

Does Max Joseph count?

Branagh rarely looks that good - he clearly got himself into shape for what role that was.

"Fincher, like Aronofsky and Nolan are creeps of the highest order."

So is Baumbach for that matter. Though Michael Bay is clearly the Douchebag King. Isn't Zach Snyder supposed to be pretty douchey too? His movies sure do suck.

Yes, r148! Tom McCarthy also played the title role in the TV-movie remake of "Tim" (previously played by formerly sexy director Mel Gibson). Too bad it was opposite wooden Candace Bergen.

R158 Whoa! Thanks for sharing that. Seriously hunky. Love the hair.

Thomas McCarthy is bland looking as fuck. Which is probably one of the reasons he turned to directing.

Why is Nolan a creep? I've heard he screws around a lot, but not that he a creep about it. I thought Fincher is more a misogynistic sadist who plays mind games with everyone, but not a 'rapish' creep, like Jian Ghomeshi.

That Polish director who won best foreign movie Oscar a couple of years ago was really hot. Mama's mussy got wet just thinking about his fat kielbasa.

Paweł Pawlikowski?

Joaquim Trier.

R106, I'd always heard that John Frankenheimer, not gay John Schlesinger, was rumored to be Michael Bay's father.

Ruben Fleischer

Richard Ayoade!

Branagh got and kept that body for exactly 2 months, r142.

Guy Ritchie, all day everyday!

Another vote for Ayoade, R167. He' s young, hot and weird.

Jordan Vogt-Roberts

Robert Eggers

r165 you're absolutely right. My mistake.

I like Matthias Schweighöfer, though he's also seen more as an actor than a director.

More Matthias

Dolan is overhyped as a filmmaker and a heinous cunt of a being. He's described himself as an enfant terrible and...ACCURATE.

The title of this thread needs to be changed to: Post the Name of a Movie Director

Any Movie Director

Who knew so many male film directors had artfully posed glamor shots of themselves? They're like MGM starlets in the 40s.

Anyway... I was in the company of indie John Sayles (and others) about 25-30 years ago. The only one of these directors I've met. The man was sex on a stick.

More David Michod.

Fincher a misogynist? Since when?

I think the Salles money is a bit exaggerated.

I fogot Branagh who has quite a bit of sex appeal. Not that stupid picture of him with the curly hair. And Fincher is much much sexier now than back in the day.

He may be a shitty director, but I definitely wouldn't mind spreaidng my legs for Jaume Collet-Serra

Collet-Serra is a miserable little shit. Ask any of the actors on Non Stop.

more directorial hotties please!

Rosa von Praunheim was very hot is his younger days.

John Frankenheimer was hot when is was young. In this photo he is with acclaimed cinematographor James Wong Howe on the set of Seconds.

Bryan Singer here----- WHY am I not winning this thread? I "discovered" Brandon Routh, Ben Hardy, and Nicholas Hoult. Plus all of my BOYfriends tell me how sexy I am. I even put DL Fave Evan Peters in my X-men movies. What's a girl gotta do to get some respect around here?

Bart Freundlich has no talent , a speech impediment, good looks and an A list wife. Subtract the wife, and he is an attractive nothing. Cary Fukunaga is gorgeous, very smart and interesting, and Bisexual. I know a girl who couldn't handle his sleeping with men around so she ended it with him, even though he is an honest cool guy who was very upfront about. Supposedly that's why Michelle Williams dumped him too..

What shitty career no-talent Bart Freundlich has had he owes to his wife.