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Wendy's Worker arrested for putting vaginal discharge on burger.

I'm sure she just thought she ordered the fish

[quote]Maryland – Lakeisha Hunter was arrested and led away in handcuffs after arguing with customer Lashay Jones over their child’s father not coming to see her baby. Ms. Hunter then went to the back of the restaurant and used discharge from her vagina in place of mayonnaise on Lashay’s bacon cheeseburger deluxe.

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by Anonymousreply 49November 28, 2020 3:37 AM

Nice. A real lady.

by Anonymousreply 1August 28, 2015 1:56 AM

That is so fucking vile but I still laughed.

by Anonymousreply 2August 28, 2015 2:02 AM

My Tangy Cherry Sauce is extra, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 3August 28, 2015 2:04 AM

Thank you, OP, for helping me reach my weight loss goals.

by Anonymousreply 4August 28, 2015 2:06 AM

I love it in the morning

by Anonymousreply 5August 28, 2015 2:06 AM

Can a female poster explain to me how this is even possible? I didn't think vaginas could just shoot out discharge on demand? Are they saying she made herself orgasm on the burger? Is that a white substance?

by Anonymousreply 6August 28, 2015 2:22 AM

It isn't possible, unless she had some kind of infection.

by Anonymousreply 7August 28, 2015 2:24 AM

There is sometimes a yeasty substance present when one's Ph is out of balance. It does look something like mayo.

by Anonymousreply 8August 28, 2015 2:26 AM

I wonder what that tasty cottage cheese like substance that was on my triple bacon cheeseburger and now I know.

by Anonymousreply 9August 28, 2015 2:32 AM

THIS JUST IN:

Trump vows never to eat Wendy's Vagina burgers again!

by Anonymousreply 10August 28, 2015 2:33 AM

Fake news site.

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by Anonymousreply 11August 28, 2015 2:36 AM

svdsf

by Anonymousreply 12August 28, 2015 2:37 AM

Trump just announced the vaginal discharge felon is being deported to Mexico even though she's a black girl from the hood.

by Anonymousreply 13August 28, 2015 2:37 AM

I don't know if I am happy or disappointed R11.

by Anonymousreply 14August 28, 2015 2:41 AM

R13

"Anyone darker than a paper bag is outta here !!"

-the Donald

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by Anonymousreply 15August 28, 2015 3:13 AM

fake news.

by Anonymousreply 16August 28, 2015 3:19 AM

R16= can't look through 15 posts before posting

by Anonymousreply 17August 28, 2015 3:22 AM

Vile. Who thinks of that???

by Anonymousreply 18August 28, 2015 7:34 AM

It could have happened, for reals. And probably has.

by Anonymousreply 19August 28, 2015 11:43 AM

Just the topic of this thread made me gag. Hope they locked her up and threw away the key.

by Anonymousreply 20November 27, 2020 8:13 PM

Any other goss from Lakeisha and Lashay?

by Anonymousreply 21November 27, 2020 8:18 PM

R19 I hope the “her” you’re referring to is the crazy who wrote this fake story.

by Anonymousreply 22November 27, 2020 8:19 PM

This me me howl laughing even though it's so disgusting and if the person who asked 5 years ago if you can scoop out discharge on demand. Yes, at certain times of the month. When my friend was trying to avoid pregnancy and still an ultra Catholic who wouldn't use BC she and her husband would dip in, pull out the discharge and analyze it against a chart. She once told me the consistency of ovulation is wallpaper paste and I had to pretend I had eaten a big breakfast because I couldn't eat after hearing that!! She did snap out of that when she had 3 kids in 3 years and started using BC and doubting the church's teachings on family planning,

by Anonymousreply 23November 27, 2020 8:20 PM

Wendy's is going Vietnamese and Thai!

Fish sauce is an essential ingredient in their new "secret sauce."

by Anonymousreply 24November 27, 2020 8:30 PM

defacto/2015 cunt @R24 wanks his tiny deformed penis thinking about Donald Trump's full diapers.

by Anonymousreply 25November 27, 2020 8:32 PM

“I didn't think vaginas could just shoot out discharge on demand?”

I call it my Pussy Pez Dispenser

by Anonymousreply 26November 27, 2020 8:34 PM

Unless something is wrong with her cooch her vag shouldn't be spewing out any spreadable substance unless she is turned on, that's when the natural lube oozes out.

by Anonymousreply 27November 27, 2020 8:43 PM

I should have thought of that when I worked at McDonald’s!

by Anonymousreply 28November 27, 2020 8:51 PM

R23 Thanks, I'll go throw up now.

by Anonymousreply 29November 27, 2020 8:51 PM

R27 Not so. I assume women were washed and fresh for sexy time when you saw them but all natural family planning is based on taking temperature and analyzing the vaginal discharge first thing in the am.

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by Anonymousreply 30November 27, 2020 8:59 PM

[quote]vaginal discharge

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by Anonymousreply 31November 27, 2020 10:03 PM

When searching for an article for this thread I came across one from a women who sell her discharge-y panties for $50 a pair. God lord. I'm done. Goodnight DL!

by Anonymousreply 32November 27, 2020 10:12 PM

[quote] discharge from her vagina

OMG are you telling me those things discharge. What the fuck are they discharging, thank God I am gay.

by Anonymousreply 33November 27, 2020 10:37 PM

[quote] discharge from her vagina in place of mayonnaise

Mayonnaise, now I could see discharge in place of ketchup but mayonnaise.

by Anonymousreply 34November 27, 2020 10:39 PM

discharge is white or clear not red

by Anonymousreply 35November 27, 2020 10:40 PM

[quote] discharge is white or clear not red

Speak for yourself.

by Anonymousreply 36November 27, 2020 10:42 PM

I told you I was HARD CORE!

by Anonymousreply 37November 27, 2020 10:43 PM

Who resurrected this old pussy juice article from 5 years ago?

by Anonymousreply 38November 27, 2020 10:48 PM

R38, Defacto aka the 2015 bump troll.

by Anonymousreply 39November 27, 2020 10:50 PM

I literally gagged reading this.

by Anonymousreply 40November 27, 2020 10:52 PM

ok well this one was a LOL

by Anonymousreply 41November 27, 2020 10:54 PM

Ain’t nobody wanna hear this.

by Anonymousreply 42November 27, 2020 10:55 PM

The vag is always moist, like the inside of the mouth. When a woman is aroused, the bag creates extra moisture, which functions as a lubricant. If sex does not occur, gravity causes the extra moisture to leak out as discharge. During certain times of the month, the organs can crank out the moisture, causing a constant light discharge that can last for a few days. The discharge is usually clear and it looks and feels exactly like raw egg whites. (Which makes sense, since eggs are related to the reproductive process.)

If this story actually happened, then the woman was probably caught because someone witnessed her doing it, or she bragged about it.

by Anonymousreply 43November 27, 2020 10:58 PM

This is quite a thread -- bunch of gay men sharing their expert opinions on vaginal discharges.

Please help us lesbians; just please don't be too detailed.

by Anonymousreply 44November 27, 2020 11:03 PM

R43, I'm a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 45November 27, 2020 11:06 PM

How you think I got big job?

Savory AND sweet.

by Anonymousreply 46November 27, 2020 11:53 PM

Grab 'em by the bacon cheeseburger!

by Anonymousreply 47November 27, 2020 11:55 PM

I thought Wendy's only carried Fish sandwiches in the spring.

by Anonymousreply 48November 28, 2020 12:17 AM

I learned a lot about discharge today. More than I wanted to know.

by Anonymousreply 49November 28, 2020 3:37 AM
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