German Dick

Expect scat.

Stay. Away.

If we are going to go with cliches (which of course we are), Germans are kinky as fuck. Rigid society leads to kinky bedmates.

I will actually say the one German dude I hooked up did happen to be pretty kinky.

Know? Is he actually going to let you fuck him? Don't worry about what he likes until what you know is that he's into you.

Obviously, he's most likely going be uncut. If you give a shit about that.

German British? How on earth would there be any statistics about the dick size of "german british" guys. Just how many are there?

P/M/B/R Troll - you may be an aspie, but I thought you actually made it through higher education. And in a PROGRAM MAJOR that demands biology and physiology. GET A FUCKING GRIP, girlfriend.

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No. You won't be able to handle him. Keep dreaming.

R5, The thread wasn't created by me.

Ok then. Sorry I got my panties in a bunch.

My panty is wet with discharge

He'll be perfectly intact.

Born in Britain, family born in Germany.

So does German genetics produce a different dick size when nurtured on English food?

The German/British combo is proof positive that it really is possible to cross the major/program line to look for happiness.

[quote]So does German genetics produce a different dick size when nurtured on English food?

No, the dick just becomes spotted.

PMBRT - population of germany 80 million. Lets say 60 million ethnic huns

One cannot generalised about a population for sexual prowess or dick size. However, that said, when Germans are big they are big, and I would put money Germans have bigger dicks then Irishman, on average. But thats an easy call. Irishman are notably more charming. Why not go for an Irishman, dear?

The one generalization about Germans that from my experience is true, is that every time you have sex, it will be like every other time you have sex. It is not that the sex is either bad or good. It is consistent and somewhat repetitive. At its best, I suppose it is like going to your favorite restaurant where you know exactly what you will be getting.

[quote] It is not that the sex is either bad or good. It is consistent and somewhat repetitive.

German engineering = Superior performance and handling backed by dependable service

R18, didn't want to go there, but yeah, that it.

Once, when I was living in Honolulu, I met a German tourist, and we got it on. Good sex, uncut, as, I understand, most of them are. Younger than me, by maybe 10 years or so; so too young to have remotely experienced WWII, let alone pre-WWII, though I've met a few of those, too. Curiously, after we both came, he got into this tirade about how Germany should have won the war. Yikes! When I was able to get a word in edgewise, I politely informed him that, had Germany won the war, the likes of him would have been transported to a concentration camp. He just didn't get that. Well, he was blond....

Years back I went to a bathhouse in Frankfurt. Beautiful, thick German cock, hot blonde bush. Damn, the memories.

Beware of the pro-circumcision brigade. Not only do they only like cut cocks,they are anti-Teutonic to boot. There is nothing like a big,thick,fat,uncut and long German wurst. Very tasty indeed.

R22 Will you knock it off? Obviously, if you're hooking up with a European dude you should know that most likely he's going to be uncut, but there's nothing wrong with also liking or even preferring a guy who's cut. Most of us are in the U.S. and are more familiar with that, anyway.

R23 You are so obnoxious. You have to take your phobia about foreskins elsewhere. Not to mention your ardent smegmaphobia. You are an intolerant,Anti-Teutonic foreskin hater. Then again after a romp in the hay with a German guy you might change your mind.

I love foreskins and hate NAZIS!

I'm not the Circ-Troll. Not everyone who's happy with a cut dick is a troll.

R26 That didn't convince me. If you have a preference for mutiliated dick there's plenty of it in the Middle East.

R17 From my experience it is also quite efficient.

R27 fails to realize that he's the one coming off like a psycho troll.

R29 There's nothing civilized about genital mutilitation. However if you're so much in favor of it, it is still a common practice in Sudanese villages. I'm sure they welcome you with open arms, as long as you don't tell them you're gay.

Germans are a bit authoritarian IMO.