Lets talk about differences between the east coast and the west coast

East Coast: Hellmans. West Coast: Best Foods.

"What do you do?" on the East Coast means "What do you do for a living?"

"What do you do?" on the West Coast means "What do you do for fun?"

East Coast: CAR-mel, NY West Coast: car-MEL, CA

East Coast "wicked" = West Coast "hella"

One originated in Boston, the other in the Bay Area, but both seem to be spreading.

I regards to highways

East. Route 80

West. THE 80

East coast (NJ): down the shore

West coast (CA): at the beach

East: Earthquakes. Big deal.

West: Earthquakes. No big deal.

East: Flooding.

West: Drought.

Also I don't think the east coast has 66 movie screens in a city of about 200,000! Yes that would be Ontario California.

West Coast: In 'N Out Burger

East Coast: None

East Coast: Seven Feet of Snow Last Winter (recorded by my brother in Boston)

West Coast: None

West Coast: Many institutions of higher learning

East Coast: Only recognizes Stamford and UCLA on West Coast as decent schools...

East Coast: Loud, pushy, and rude

West Coast: Entitled, selfish, and demanding

Berkeley and UW have top 10 programs in many disciplines.

John Spike R8 sounds like an optimist and pleasant person to be around.

East: Manners, tradition, subtlety, grace

West: Pure unapologetic trash

How quickly you forget New Hampshire, R11. Oh hell, let's through in 80% of Massachusetts while we're at it.

Actually, r8, the East Coast recognizes Stamford as a CT suburb of NYC.

West Coast - Dreyer's. East Coast - Edy's.

You bitches are slipping.

[quote]Oh hell, let's through in 80% of Massachusetts while we're at it.

Come again?

west Coast - cool

east coast - hot

This fat LA-loving queen from Long Island I used to see around in the bars used to cry out 'The West is the best. The East is the least.'

[quote] East Coast: Seven Feet of Snow Last Winter (recorded by my brother in Boston) West Coast: None

Seriously? You do realize we have higher mountains and TONS of snow, right?

[quote]West. THE 80

People only say "The (route number)" in Southern California, and since I-80 is not in the south, that's not a common expression.

East coast: long, narrow butter sticks.

West coast: short,, stubby butter sticks.

West coast---front steps. East coast---stoop

East Coast: sneakers/running shoes West Coast: tennies

R8: One the east coast we now have Five Guys which beats the ever loving fuck out of your In and Out Burger.

I'm on the east coast and I saw tennies. I think tennies is east coast and R20 is drunk.

I AM drunk and sipping Sam Adams from my tennie, like a tipsy Disney mouse. (*Hick)

I've never heard anyone on EITHER coast say "tennie" and would groan loudly if I did!

I heard it from a Californian, a grown man, and yes it sounded a little cringeworthy. I hate it when words are turned into babyspeak (like "sunnies" and "pressies" and "lippie").

[quote]East coast: long, narrow butter sticks.

I found those here in LA just last week. I got confused as to where I was.

I've expressed my dislike of the term "sammie" here previously, R25.

Here in Seattle, they put marshmallow fluff in the Jewish section!

Five Guys are popping up like genital warts all over the West Coast.

West Coast - Orowheat

East Coast - Arnold

Is marshmallow fluff considered a NYC thing?

For years, I squeezed my East Coast butter sticks into my California- made butter dish. Didn't know about EC butter v WC until a couple of years ago.

The West Coast doesn't like popcorn. I should have stayed there.

east coast - presenting dick

west coast - presenting hole

East Coast - Dick

West Coast - Cock

You can get east coast butter in the west-- Land'O'Lakes and other national brands have it. But store brands and local brands still have western sticks.

Eastern sticks are called Elgins; western sticks are called Western Stubbies.

I've noticed the fat sticks popping up in the east, so maybe everyone is going to that.

East coast - fat people West coast - stupid people

East coast: Cali West Coast: California

Thank you r13

East coast: TV and radio station call letters begin with W: WABC, WNBC, WCBS

West coast: They begin with K: KABC, KNBC, KCBS

West: walking the beach in December. Bundled up except for L.A. and San Diego but still.

East: except for Florida, HELL NO!

West Coast: Carl's Jr.,

East Coast: Hardees

I just bought a long butter stick here in LA. I never see the short ones. Are they in the 4-pack boxes?

R29 We have marshmallow fluff here. I never knew about it while growing up in Ohio, but have seen 2-3 different brands of it at supermarkets in the San Fernando Valley.

The Marshmallow Fluff thing is funny. Never knew it was considered an East Coast/Jewish thing. I could swear I used to see commercials for "fluffernutter" sandwiches as a kid (fluff and peanut butter).

I don’t know how far east it extends, but in the Midwest, drinking fountains are called bubblers.

East Coast - NYC

West Coast - San Fran

R12, Massholes are the worst drivers in the country.

East Coast: gays in twee outfits, upwardly mobile, work hard/play hard, on speed or coke and truvada

West Coast: tatted out gays with no higher education promoting themselves 24/7 on instagram; stars in their own minds; either on meth or coke or completely AA sober and sex addicted.

Its NYC v LA, San Fran v Philadelphia, Seattle v. Boston, Phoenix v. DC!, Portland v. Charlotte (Atlanta is southwest of Cleveland, so it's wrong to consider it East Coast).

San Fran is more like New York than LA.

East Coast- education, pedigree, career to impress

West coast- your looks, your car, your social circle to impress

How does one "play hard," R47?

[quote]Phoenix v. DC!

Thought no one in DC, not on any day since it was founded.

Really r47? New Yorkers both work harder and can drink Angelenos under the table. That is the whole idea of work hard/play hard

Though Londoners beat New Yorkers.

Shake Shack is superior to In n Out

San Francisco is the most pretentious city in the country—and with so very little reason.

Vancouver, British Columbia, is what San Francisco THINKS it is.

East: Stop & Shop

West: Ralph's

[quote]West: Ralph's

1. It's RALPHS (no apostrophe; the gentleman's surname was Ralphs.)

2. Ralphs is only in southern California; it's part of the Kroger chain which goes by different names elsewhere.

Ironic