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When a guy gets a load up his bum, do the spermatozoid know they're in the wrong neighbourhood right away? So they die? Wrong temperature, humidity, hormone balance or whatever..
Or, do they give it the college try and start swimming up the dudes rectum and even into the colon? Yeah I know a lot of it just plops out again, but some of those critters, if alive, must go roaming around.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 19, 2020 3:26 PM |
That reminds me of this wonderful commercial I saw on Youtube.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 19, 2015 2:57 AM |
Woody Allen has all the answers for you OP, as seen here as a worried spermazoa ready for ejaculation in the hilarious film, "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask".
Start at 3:21
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 19, 2015 4:26 AM |
My sperm are gay. They enjoy the manhole.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 19, 2015 5:31 AM |
LOL R1. That's amazing.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 19, 2020 5:33 AM |
Unlike woman, men spit that out of their ass after sex. Woman leave it in there even when they are supposedly not trying to get pregnant. Then they get pregnant and are so surprised. Was an "accident".
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 19, 2020 5:47 AM |
OP, are you a frau trying to come up with a new MPREG plot?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 19, 2020 6:18 AM |
Quarantine is really bringing out the worst in people. But it’s still a valid question. And I would still like an answer.
Any scientists in the room?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 19, 2020 6:26 AM |
Please keep in mind that every speam is sacred.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 19, 2020 6:44 AM |
You are a retard, OP. Do you know that?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 19, 2020 7:36 AM |
R4 Fuck you 2015 Bump Bitch
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 19, 2020 3:14 PM |
OP -- UR warped,man
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 19, 2020 3:17 PM |
Hey, it beats hitting their little sperm heads on a wall of hard rubber
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 19, 2020 3:26 PM |
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