Gay but attracted to Vivian Vance?

I am weirdly attracted to William Frawley's pants.

Why are they up so high?

What is he hiding?

[quote] Why are they up so high? What is he hiding?

Frances Bavier

WF said VV looked like a bag of doorknobs.

[quote]More than anything, it's annoying, because as I have said before, I am happy as a gay man in spite of having sexual thoughts for Viv.

In other words, you've had sufficient.

Vivian "straightened" me out.

I always thought Lucy, Fred and Ricky were bullies when Ethel went back to her hometown.

OP = John Dodds

She did do some blue movies in the '20s.

IIRC, one was called "I Fuck Lucy"

No doubt what attracts you, OP, is her big potamus. Plus she is a little hippy.

I never tire of the Vivian Vance troll.

Repetitive viewing of Vivian Vance films and skits are a critical part to the "gay reparative" therapy which I administer. Major credit cards accepted.

Be sure to wrap that rascal, OP, or Ethel will have to have another "procedure," and wait till the boys find out about THAT.

I wonder if Ethel went to the Mayo Clinic for her "procedure"?

Well done, Medium Raya!

Only the gays are attracted to that vixen, Vivian Vance

Well, she married one, didn't she? Just sayin'.

Ethel had a legit voice and was reasonably attractive.

Why did she settle for a loveless marriage to a man 30 years her senior?

R17 Obviously Fred was packing.

[quote]I always thought Lucy, Fred and Ricky were bullies when Ethel went back to her hometown.

Princess Hogitall had it comin'.

sfesfs

"Gay but attracted to Vivian Vance" is going to be my new Scruff headline.

Frawley was a confirmed bachelor.

I am an old. I know the code for when the term "confirmed bachelor" is used. And from all I've read and heard, you are correct.

not that there's anything wrong with that!

No, not wrong, just sad.

OP: just picture her in her audition for the gay 90s revue belting out silvery moon in that pinstripe suit & straw hat. You'll be fine...

Mertz and Kurtz went Brokeback in the roaring 20's and his shame and inner torment led him to Ethel.

Fred always said Ethel could "suck dick like a gay man!"

You have pure-V-VCD. Look for a qualified therapist in your area.

An obsession with Vivian Vance is a modern manifestation of the obsession a previous generation of gay men had for the post-menopausal Ethel Merman.

Although Vance and Merman were roughly the same age, television has kept Vance's image alive, while Merman went out with vinyl records.

OP may want to consider full immersion substitution-transference therapy in which he exposes himself to Merman albums and films to the exclusion of Lucy reruns.

Viv's ghost can still be seen attending luncheon at Schrafft's the third Thursday of every month. Do with this info what you will, OP

Your tongue-in-cheek musings on Vance as a substitute for Merman are more appropriate than you may realize, R30. Not only was Vance in the chorus of the original production of Anything Goes, she was also Merman's understudy as Reno Sweeney.

[quote]in which he exposes himself to Merman

I tried that and ended up married to the bitch.

Vivian Vance - what a hot snatch!

OP, the only solution is to hire an escort who looks like VV and have her fuck you with a strapon.

Most bisexuals can't help it, they love Vivian Vance and ONLY her

Only masculine jock gaybros are into Vivian Vance

Vivian Bagley was TV's first divorced lady.

Did you ever see Ralph? No, I bet she killed him.

I'm not sure attraction to an onscreen woman who you will never meet puts your gayness in question. But I know quite a few men who as they got older experienced sexual attraction to women; they slept with a few and enjoyed it but still identify as gay and pretty much exclusively date and hookup with men, with just the occasional woman. So youre not alone nor do you have anything to be worried about; after being openly gay for decades most aren't going to decide to become het even if they feel attracted to some women.

[quote]Vivian Bagley was TV's first divorced lady.

Viv was "separated" from her husband. She was still Mrs. Bagley and her son was Sherman Bagley.

then she must have cheated on her husband with Mr. Mooney.

Vivian Bagley got alimony, she was such a sugar n-word.

R41 No, they were definitely divorced. What do their surnames have to do with anything?

Children: being the poster gal for the divorce epidemic that followed isn't anything to brag about!

Since Lucille had just gotten divorced in real life, it couldn't have been a huge issue.

If they did a homeless theme ep, she would have been Vivian Baglady!

I think this may be a new meme to parallel the EST, the Elaborate Fetish Tale. Same goes for the gut and the black socks.

EFT Trolls

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Sorry to revive this thread from a couple months ago, but I need to vent. I'm not the OP, yet he and I apparently have a lot in common. I woke up around 5:00 this morning in the middle of a rather erotically charged dream with Vivian Vance in a starring role. I got out of bed to go pee, and only then realized there was pretty fresh cum in my underwear. I'm 42. I've had three wet dreams in my life -- two of them when I was 11 or 12, and one last night at age 42. I don't remember details of the dream apart from Ethel's presence. I think there was some butt play involved (me on the receiving end). I haven't watched Lucy in years, so this comes out of left field. And before you ask, I took a melatonin capsule around 10:30pm and don't use any other pills or anything to sleep.

If I was going to have a sexy dream about any Lucy co-star, I would have expected it to be that broad who played Marion Strong, the vice president of the fine arts league. This Vivian thing just gives me the creeps and I worry what effect an ongoing attraction might have on my relationship with my partner.

Hand in your gay card and go back to bed.

[quote] This Vivian thing just gives me the creeps and I worry what effect an ongoing attraction might have on my relationship with my partner.

Seeing that Vivian married two gay men and a third that beat the hell out of her, the OP is probably attracted to her husbands.

Wasn't Viv MTF??

This is hilarious.

Vivien Vance was in an abusive relationship? It seems that so many of the actresses back then were in abusive relationships at one point or another.

Vivian was a lesbian. You are picking up on the fact that she is a woman who doesn't really care if her husbands make physical demands of her. She and William Frawley were one of television's first fictional lavender couples. Frawley was a longtime bachelor and gentlemanly woman-hater who loved baseball, booze, and barbershop quartets.

I want to be in the room when R50 tells his partner about this.

That's almost as bad as the wet dream I had as a teen about Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton!

Ann Sothern tongued my poo-hole!

Why is this site so obsessed with Vivian Vance? Idgi.