Buy Sean Hayes's's House For 8 Million Dollars

The pool seems smaller than preferable. He could afford any size pool, so why not a roomier one?

It's sure a LOT of house!

Nice place. Doesn't compare to my one-bedroom condo.

Nice. The staging is bland and boring.

Ceilings are low.

Nice home. Nice guy.

Why would anyone spend $8 million to live in Hancock Park?

sweet n cheap me likey

It's an old house with all the character erased. Boring beige and grey. I can't imagine puttering around a big house like that alone, I think I'd rather live in some small ultra-modern place, or some high-rise condo, and I love old houses, and live in one myself. Dull.

Looks like it belongs in Cleveland,

It's so awfully beige.

Isn't there a drought in Cali? He should be ashamed.

Nice house, very serene. Hancock Park looks like it has a very traditional vibe.

A little Thomas Kinkade but it's nice overall. The staging went a little too far by making sure there were perfect screen captures of Indiana Jones and Star Wars on the TVs, though (or photoshopping them in).

Maybe they think Harrison Ford's in the market for a house.

I think it's Beautiful.

I like it, though I wish he'd gone more modern with the renovated white woodwork and cabinetry, which screams "McMansion." The fauxlonial look he chose doesn't really go with the house.

I agree in it's current state it does scream mcmansion.

With what kind of candy is that jar filled. It looks like maybe Starburst. However, I will kindly refrain from making jokes about fruity flavor.

My home had good bones.

It's nice but I can't help thinking that all that ivy means lots and lots of very big spiders.

Nice, but the pool is small.

I wish all the woodwork hadn't been painted white. Why not buy modern rather than '70s Tudor-style if that's what you want?

It's nice.

The real home of my dreams currently (recently?) on the market is Patrick Dempsey's Frank Gehry Malibu house. I love everything about it. Everything.

Yeah, and if it doesn't work out, you can always turn it into a 30 minute oil change place.

What do you know. Sort-of-trolldar sort-of-works. I'm talking to you, R24 (and r 29 in the Patrick Dempsey thread). And what I'm saying is that your joke isn't any funnier the second time around.

You probably think "earrings caftans" is the hilarious answer to anything and everything.

You even made five really bad Ginny in Billing jokes, R24.

[quote] What do you know. Sort-of-trolldar sort-of-works. I'm talking to you, [R24] (and r 29 in the Patrick Dempsey thread). And what I'm saying is that your joke isn't any funnier the second time around. You probably think "earrings caftans" is the hilarious answer to anything and everything.

Hey Inspector Clouseau is it really that serious?

R26, PRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEDDDD!

Troll-Dar is dead. Long live Troll-Dar!

That is one nice house.

Wait - how does one access sort-of trolldar?

R31, one puts someone on "ignore" in one thread, then checks either the same thread or another thread to see if the ignoree is ignored in both places. I got one right today, and one wrong. And I discovered I'm ignoring about 100 posts on one of the DOOL thread, all by the same moron.

The gays (and Ellen!) love HP, but I don't get it: why spend millions to live in something that you can get in Kansas City for 1/20th the price? I'd be somewhere on the beach or with ocean view: that's the point of being there.

It's a nice house. It's not an architectural or fashion statement, it's not edgy or whatever, but it is a good house with lots of space and I like the color scheme. I like the white woodwork, heavy dark wood colors can smother a room. With basic neutrals on the walls you can go wild with the artwork, you can dress it up or down depending on season, you can change the whole look and feel on the cheap just by changing accessories. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

I like that the pool isn't too large, it's not showy or glitzy just a very nice addition to the space. And no piles of books or horse statues anywhere!

Did he repeat the Midwest golf widow decor of his last house?

This phone hates photo sites.

[quote] With basic neutrals on the walls you can go wild with the artwork, you can dress it up or down depending on season, you can change the whole look and feel on the cheap just by changing accessories. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

But who decorates an 8 million dollar home "on the cheap".

It's very nice, the pool is just right....

But a TV ABOVE THE FIREPLACE??

I draw the line.

Is there...plaid?

You are sick R32. Get a life for God's sake!

It needs some earrings. Maybe a caftan or two.

Did any of you catch the episode of "Who do you think you are" with Sean Hayes? He had a rough background and a long family history of crime and dysfunction. Good for him for becoming so successful!

R22 All the white is so bright that it hurts my eyes.

But as another poster said, it's great for hanging art.

I still find most of the ceilings to be low. They're a lot higher in my little 1920s apartment.

I love the exterior, front and back, but I don't care for any of the interior. It reminds me of the house I grew up in in Greenville, De. Minus the pool of course. Back in the 70s only the nouveau riche in Wilmington had swimming pools(or so said my mother.)

R36 seasonal changes don't involve redecorating the whole house.

Anastasia Beaverhausen may be interested.

Really nice house. Too many TVs; too few pieces of art. And the "art" over the sofa looks like it was chosen just for the colors.

[quote]seasonal changes don't involve redecorating the whole house.

So true! From September through February, you can fall/winter up any home by placing pinecones on every table!

Lovely. It's not some flashy, impressive art piece but it has the comfy feel of a home.

Yer a whore, Debbie.

Is this the "Heathers" house? It looks like it.

I like it. It’s a great space for hosting parties.

Since this thread is five years old, are there photos out there of his new house?

This is the House that Jack Built, y’all.

The house is about as interesting as she is. Nice pool and backayd terrace.

All that closet space!