How do guys with those curved cocks top?

Look at a damned diagram! You are exhausting with your faux naive questions. Are you this socially inept?

Maybe he meant to the left or right. Curved up is easy.

Curved up is normal.

Fuck a guy with a curved cock, and you'll see, no big problem. Unless you're an unfuckable virgin creep who can't or won't dare get laid.

Dude, have you ever parallel parked?

Approach someone in your same major, or possibly program, whom you know to have a curved member and ask as sensitively as possible how to go about it. If you've had a couple of drinks, you may even want to ask for a demonstration.

I've zipped up and gone home when presented with one of those bent bastards.

Your loss. And I'm perfectly straight, but never passed up a curved or bent dick.

I've always wanted a guy with a curved cock, I can imagine it probing places no man has gone before whilst I ululate the Star Trek theme tune.

I think he means the guys with big dicks that curve down. Ouch, that must hurt trying to fuck ass. Mine curves up and IT'S GREAT!

not to mention curved down sizemeat is HEAVEN (sing that last word in a falsetto)

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Sex with guys who have sideways curved cocks is like trying to walk a dog who constantly fights his leash.

yum-ooooooo

Oh get real ... it's a fucking birth defect!

You flip the guy over

I'll second that, curved down sizemeat is heaven. Especially uncut.

Curved down makes it hard to 69 though. And it's only really good for doggy-style bottoming not face to face fucking.

Curved cock:

I have an 8" cock that curves downward. Guys love it. In their mouths and in their asses. Not one complaint, unless you count "Dude, you're too big, I can't."

The downward curve hits the spot. Or is it multiple spots? I'm not a bottom, I wouldn't know.

PUSH!

Nothing any bottom worth his lube can't handle.

R11 & R18 have Peyronie's disease, which I suffer from

I have a curved up cock and guys love it. Hits the prostate just right especially when they ride it or missionary. :)

Curved DOWN is not going to "hit the spot" if you're doing it face to face. Only if you're doing it doggy-style.

Do you even KNOW anatomy?

R24, tell that to my numerous sex partners who've loved my cock no matter what the position.

Yikes.... this is seriously bent. And discolored. And scarred.

R26 that's just unfortunate.

r26, yikes... that looks like it was ripped from the pages of Lorenna Bobbit's portfolio.

If I had a big dick, I would throw myself off the Tallahatchee bridge too.

Wicked Curve

sexy bends

VERY curved

How can this guy possibly fuck anyone

R24's got that tiny meat

Don't know OP. Ask your mom or dad.

If "curved up" is Heaven, then obviously "curved down" is just as Heavenly in another position. Same goes for "curved left" or "curved right". I'm a top, but I would assume that any curve can accommodate any asshole if you choose the right position (and there are like 30 or 40...).

Seriously, how do THESE guys fuck... anyone or anything? OUCH

I've got nothing against a man

Whose dick is hard straight

I'll take it in my hand

It sure feels great

But there's one thing

That turns me on for sure

And that is a man

Whose dick has got curvature

Curvature, curvature

Something that can peek out at me around the

Furniture

Curvature, curvature

Something that really gets me off is curvature

Comin' around the corner at you...

[quote] "Your loss. And I'm perfectly straight, but never passed up a curved or bent dick."

Hon, we're thinkin' you're not that straight.

R40 I think he meant his own dick was straight (i.e. not curved.)

Ffs morons. You can accommodate any direction curved dick by changing positions. Do you all just do it missionary style, through a hole in a sheet?

As a major cocksucker myself, I love a downward curved dick. It is much easier to be on my knees and have a cock like that slide easily down my throat. The best

R42 Hi, Aaron.

R42 agree even though they are too rare. For rhr ones that curve up, the 69 position allows for ease of deepthroating.

I also prefer a curved dick for getting fucked. If it curves up, missionary position ensures it massages my prostate. If curves down, then doggy hits the spot best

My ex had one. Was a good fuck.

Curved up: on your back

Curved down: doggy style

Curved left or right: avoid

R47 never heard of side-saddle

I'd prefer to just avoid the left/right curved dicks, R48

Add bent down to that list