In my butt.
What should I do?
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In my butt.
What should I do?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 4, 2020 6:31 PM |
Go fishing?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 12, 2015 3:06 AM |
Dumbass, go to the doctor and give a stool sample. If you have worms they are easily cured, sometimes with just a dose or 2 of meds.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 12, 2015 3:09 AM |
Sitting down on the carpet and rubbing your hole against it helps with the itching.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 12, 2015 3:11 AM |
So, you have a can of worms.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 12, 2015 3:11 AM |
Like the Japanese on Iwo, you have to burn 'em out with a flamethrower.
It's the only way, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 12, 2015 3:15 AM |
Worms love apples, OP.
Tie some twine around an apple, insert, wait overnight, tie other end of twine to a doorknob, slam door.
Viola!
Wormy apple flies out of your ass.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 12, 2015 3:20 AM |
Don't try to clear them out with a knife; they'll just regenerate.
Hope I wasn't too late with this advice!!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 12, 2015 3:37 AM |
OP, I forgot to specify Fuji apples - preferably grapples.
If you've shoved a granny smith up your ass, you'll wind up dissapointed. Worms also hate red delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 12, 2015 2:41 PM |
You probably have hemorrhoids, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 12, 2015 3:02 PM |
Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 12, 2015 6:38 PM |
It's not easy dragging a stool on the the subway.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 12, 2015 6:43 PM |
For the bottoms out there, are anal organisms a real thing and if so are they different from a regular organism?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 12, 2015 6:46 PM |
Your ass worms are triggering R12's stutter, OP!
Fix that shit if only for R12!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 12, 2015 6:46 PM |
Miss Palin, please go see a doctor. Stop bothering us with your petty little problems.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 12, 2015 6:53 PM |
Seriously, we all have worms and parasites in our intestines, and other organs. And they're never beneficial. A good parasite cleanse every 5 years will help restore your health and well being. Those critters deprive us of nutrients and leave toxic wastes in our bodies. There are close to 200 various 'critters' that invade our digestive tract, although we don't have all of them in there at the same time. Pet owners have more than non pet owners. I've used so called 'natural' products, like Black Walnut, Wormwood and Cloves. Also, very hot foods and peppers will help eradicate a lot of parasites
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 12, 2015 7:06 PM |
Shave your ass, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 12, 2015 7:44 PM |
Buy some of the Pin X stuff at the link and follow the directions (chewable tablets you swallow - and there's a liquid form of it as well)
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 12, 2015 8:55 PM |
Drink 4 ounces of gasoline. Must be midgrade or higher.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 12, 2015 8:57 PM |
Oh and don't pay the ridiculous price for the first two. Get this kind for $13.70
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 12, 2015 8:57 PM |
stop reading and go to the hospital.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 12, 2015 9:02 PM |
Sit on a robin.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 12, 2015 9:11 PM |
Fish eat worms. Perhaps you could try inserting a cod or an orange roughy.
Avoid the freezer aisle. Ask your fishmonger for help.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 12, 2015 9:37 PM |
I hear the Susan Richardson troll has had worms since 1979. Perhaps you can summon that demon for advice?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 12, 2015 9:40 PM |
Well played Suz, well played...
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 12, 2015 10:21 PM |
You may have pin worms. We had them as kids on the farm. (tiny little white worms, yes, in your bum hole) (Yea, cue the laugh track) Go see your doctor
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 13, 2015 12:41 AM |
OP, what exactly does a worms-in-my-ass sensation feel like?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 13, 2015 1:52 AM |
You probably just have a spastic colon. Lay off the fats and spicy food for a while. You would have an itchy anus right before bed, at night, if you had pinworms.
Sucks if you do because no one likes uninvited guests but on the bright side, it's probably really helped you keep your weight down!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 13, 2015 2:14 AM |
Drink a couple of containers of Drano - it will clear you right out.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 13, 2015 2:24 AM |
It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure it'll clean you out, but it leaves you hollow inside...
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 13, 2015 2:26 AM |
Don't listen to the crazed Draino brigade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 13, 2015 2:33 AM |
This thread is making me so horny
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 13, 2015 2:58 AM |
Shove a lit firecracker up your poo-hole.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 13, 2015 3:03 AM |
See a proctologist. It's not anything strange to them.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 13, 2015 3:04 AM |
It's normal
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 13, 2015 3:46 AM |
Uh huh, OP. Like you didn't shove something full of worms up there.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 4, 2020 6:12 PM |
Ride on the Bait Bus.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 4, 2020 6:15 PM |
Why'd you take the bait, r39?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 4, 2020 6:17 PM |
It could be HPV OP
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