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Which CHiPs actor do you want in your bed?

Let's say ca. 1980-81.

I recently noticed Brodie Greer in a clip and was taken by his stature and slightly goofy demeanor. Maybe I should have been frantically jerking off to him in addition to Erik Estrada, Jon Wilcox, and Robert Pine.

Who would you most like to have? Feel free to follow up with anatomical observations, sexual fantasies, and warm remembrances of California's finest motorcycle cops.

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by Anonymousreply 15109/15/2020

Erik Estrada and Larry Wilcox.

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by Anonymousreply 108/11/2015

Robert Pine. Bonus points for higher rank and authoritative command.

NB: Father of Chris Pine.

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by Anonymousreply 208/11/2015

Brodie Greer.

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by Anonymousreply 308/11/2015

Bonus Brodie Greer presenting bulge and feet.

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by Anonymousreply 408/11/2015

Michael Dorn.

Magnificent mustache.

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by Anonymousreply 508/11/2015

i want to WATCH ponch and jon go at it, hot and heavy.

by Anonymousreply 608/11/2015

Bruce Jenner. Slightly past his zenith. Far before Caitlyn.

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by Anonymousreply 708/11/2015

Larry Wilcox (Jon Baker) I always thought he was kind of hot; and besides I love blonds.

by Anonymousreply 808/11/2015

The pocketsized Bruce Penhall.

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by Anonymousreply 908/11/2015

Estrada. Latin godliness.

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by Anonymousreply 1008/11/2015

When Estrada was on The Surreal Life he did a frontal flash for the camera, but they blurred it out. I guess the raw footage never made it to the outside world.

by Anonymousreply 1108/11/2015

Robert Pine, especially when his temples began to grey.

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by Anonymousreply 1208/11/2015

Wasn't there a big blonde guy on there too? Besides Wilcox

by Anonymousreply 1308/11/2015

More on the unsung Brodie Greer:

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by Anonymousreply 1408/11/2015

Brodie and his wide, smooth shoulders.

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by Anonymousreply 1508/11/2015

r13 - I don't remember a big one.

Are you thinking of the pocket blond from r9?

by Anonymousreply 1608/11/2015

I must be. He seemed big to an 8 year old.

by Anonymousreply 1708/11/2015

I love you OP.

Didn't we have a CHiPs thread recently in which someone posted the link to the roller disco special? Ponch was dancing like his ass was on fire!

by Anonymousreply 1808/11/2015

Um...

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by Anonymousreply 1908/11/2015

[R13] Do you mean Tom Reilly?

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by Anonymousreply 2008/11/2015

I know a female porn star who was a big Sci-Fi/Star Trek fan that slept with Michael Dorn. She kept on going on about how good a fuck he was and how thick he was. It must have been a monster because she's done the likes of Peter North and Sean Michaels.

by Anonymousreply 2108/11/2015

Larry Wilcox always struck me as a variation on a dimwitted country preacher's son with a giant dick.

And that is why I voted for him.

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by Anonymousreply 2208/11/2015

Larry Wilcox looks like Amy Schumer.

That is why I voted for Estrada.

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by Anonymousreply 2308/11/2015

Get down, get down

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by Anonymousreply 2408/11/2015

Michael Dorn is otherwise a great guy, but he has no hesitation fucking female Star trek groupies. It's a bit gross.

by Anonymousreply 2508/11/2015

r25, if you were middle-aged and had devotees waiting to fuck you in convention halls across the nation, would you be so high-minded?

I hope he's at the very least a little picky.

by Anonymousreply 2608/11/2015

Michael Dorn actually got better looking as he aged.

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by Anonymousreply 2708/11/2015

Such was not the case for Erik Estrada. His bloom faded shockingly quickly in the eighties. His was the hotness of youth. But it was infernally fucking hot.

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by Anonymousreply 2808/11/2015

Michael Dorn's skin was fucked up for years and years because of all his Klingon makeup.

He brought so much to that part. I think he is the most underappreciated of all Trek actors--the only people who get any love for their acting on TNG are Stewart and Spiner, but I think Dorn was fantastic too.

by Anonymousreply 2908/11/2015

Bob Pine owns this thread!

by Anonymousreply 3008/11/2015

Before CHiPs, Erik Estrada played sexy Julio, the notorious and married pussyhound-navigator, in Airport '75 alongside Karen Black.

He got sucked clean out of the cabin after a collision with a prop plane.

Sucked clean.

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by Anonymousreply 3108/11/2015

R26 The porn star I mentioned that did Michael Dorn was in her late 20s/early 30s then, black/italian and very beautiful. I'm sure she was one of the more attractive fans he had slept with.

by Anonymousreply 3208/11/2015

Erik Estrada was one of a kind at the time. So fucking hot. Even his name is hot.

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by Anonymousreply 3308/11/2015

Me TV runs the Chips ;program, one episode had the two playing volley ball with this all girl team. They both were wearing short shorts and there was a gorgeous outline of Wilcox's cock. He looked so fucking hot in those shorts. You'd think that Estrada would have looked hotter but it was the other one.

by Anonymousreply 3408/11/2015

If I were a Star Trek groupie, I would try to get a shot at Michael Dorn.

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by Anonymousreply 3508/11/2015

Like r6, I would really like to see Ponch and Jon have at each other, preferably a frenzied flip fuck in the squad meeting room while the sergeant stood over them wearing nothing but boots and a helmet jerking off and dripping pre-cum all over Estrada's glistening, sweaty back.

As a follow-up, I want the sergeant, still naked, to bend Brodie over a bench in the changing room and spank his bare ass with his police-issued belt. Brodie would be hard the whole time but not speak, just sigh and groan with each crack of the belt.

by Anonymousreply 3608/11/2015

I would not object to this turning into a spit-roast with Leif as the meat.

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by Anonymousreply 3708/11/2015

Larry Wilcox replacement, Tom Reilly, was dismissed after 1 (?) season due to his coke-fueled hard-partying ways. You'd think someone who lucked out by landing a plum role in a popular series would've behaved better, but he clearly was not ready for primetime.

by Anonymousreply 3808/11/2015

hum, OP, ALL OF THEM!!!

by Anonymousreply 3908/11/2015

Estrada was the stuff of dreams.

At any rate, I think he filled out the uniform the best.

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by Anonymousreply 4008/11/2015

For r9. And he didn't even make the poll!

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by Anonymousreply 4108/11/2015

Yes R-20 Thank you!

by Anonymousreply 4208/11/2015

Tom Reilly isn't quite as bad as the interim Duke boys replacesments of Dukes of Hazzard, but he really falls short of the golden-boy/golden-dick promise of Larry Wilcox.

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by Anonymousreply 4308/11/2015

I almost fell asleep watching the Brodie Greer "tribute" clip. I kept waiting for a shirtless scene. The man had a perfect body.

I always favoured Wilcox until Penhall joined the show.

by Anonymousreply 4408/11/2015

Brodie

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by Anonymousreply 4508/11/2015

The DL CHiPs threads make me realise why you guys are the fucking best on the internet

by Anonymousreply 4608/11/2015

Penhall

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by Anonymousreply 4708/11/2015

R18 You mean THIS one?

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by Anonymousreply 4808/11/2015

Bruce Penhall please

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by Anonymousreply 4908/11/2015

Oh R48, you are spoiling us.

HIPS ON FIRE!!

by Anonymousreply 5008/11/2015

What happened to penhall's package @ R47?

by Anonymousreply 5108/11/2015

r45 - Is this supposed to be the shot of Brodie reclining, showing off his package and his bare feet? I tried to link that as well but I think Getty prevents it from working. It is hot and needs to be shared! Any idea how to do it?

by Anonymousreply 5208/11/2015

This is how I imagine Ponch getting it in the ass. He has that certain expression of bearing it and loving it simultaneously. I only wish Jon were standing right behind him in this shot.

I also want to shove my tongue into his open mouth.

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by Anonymousreply 5308/11/2015

r48's disco clip features a blond extra with an epic bulge in super tight white pants.

He really stands out around 2:12-2: 20, rhythmically clapping in the background.

Astonishing.

by Anonymousreply 5408/11/2015

Larry Wilcox all muscle.

by Anonymousreply 5508/11/2015

Where is the volunteer sign up sheet for the Bob Pine/Vic Tayback spit roast?

by Anonymousreply 5608/11/2015

So I was checking this thread on an iPad and found that my original post had the grey strikethrough.

Are CHiPs sex rankings really so offensive? Is someone infuriated that I neglected to include Bruce Penhall and Tom Reilly (apologies! - I don't think I was watching when they joined) in the poll?

And why don't I see the strikethrough on my laptop? Is CHiPs sex-talk only offensive in tablet form?

by Anonymousreply 5708/11/2015

Larry Wilcox as young marine.

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by Anonymousreply 5808/11/2015

Too bad Larry was a bitch to work with. He hated the show and everyone on it from about day one.

by Anonymousreply 5908/11/2015

r53:

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Larry never shows skin like Estrada.

He is wearing the Battle of the Network Stars equivalent of a burka in this kayak race.

Compare his modesty to the speedos sported by Grant Goodeve and Gary Sandy.

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by Anonymousreply 6108/11/2015

Yes, 52, that's the pic I was trying to post.

by Anonymousreply 6208/11/2015

How about this "Lew Saunders as Fritz"?

I don't remember him, which seems a miscarriage of masturbation opportunity.

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by Anonymousreply 6308/11/2015

Lew Saunders is built like a football player. Check the neck. Nice face, too.

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by Anonymousreply 6408/11/2015

Op, you may have offended someone in another thread. I've noticed that lately FF'ing impacts all posts by the same user.

by Anonymousreply 6508/11/2015

r65, I think I am pretty innocuous by DL standards. Plus, why wouldn't my reply within this thread be affected?

The new DL still confuses me.

by Anonymousreply 6608/11/2015

Yeah, I hear you Op/R66. But the last week or so there has been a lot of arbitrary greying out of posts. Someone in another post says W&W is like an upvote and helps offset the F&F. I just gave you a WW, if you get a few more, it might help.

by Anonymousreply 6708/11/2015

Bruce Penhall.

Some good photos here. He looks a lot like a typical mid-eighties gay porn star.

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by Anonymousreply 6808/11/2015

Shitload of Brodie Greer photos. Many shirtless.

One spectacular one of his crotch and his bare feet.

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by Anonymousreply 6908/11/2015

One more try for Brodie's bare feet.

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by Anonymousreply 7008/11/2015

Aside from the fact that Tom Reilly couldn't act, he screwed up his job by being caught driving under the influence of Quaaludes and booze. I recall an interview he did on TV when he was making fun of Jon-Erik Hexum's voice and suggesting Hexum was gay.

Bruce Penhall was a spoiled rich kid from Newport Beach. His parents were in a fatal accident leaving Penhall, his brother and sister a fortune. Penhall had a son who was killed quite young, but I don't remember the circumstances and can't be arsed to google it.

by Anonymousreply 7108/11/2015

A news article with details about Connor Penhall's death in 2012.

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by Anonymousreply 7208/11/2015

Dying on a freeway patrolled by chips and as a result of a crime is too eerie

by Anonymousreply 7308/11/2015

The all look like hot hell now, with Micheal Dornan being the one exception.

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by Anonymousreply 7408/11/2015

What season did Demi Moore join the cast?

by Anonymousreply 7508/11/2015

When you think of Bonnie laugh don't cry. I know she'd want it that way.

by Anonymousreply 7608/12/2015

Robert Pine in his youth.

Chris inherited a lot from his dad.

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by Anonymousreply 7708/13/2015

Estrada and guest star Leif Garrett, as evidenced in r37's still of the pre-spit-roasting trio.

Leif does have a pretty face here, ideal for swallowing Jon's thick, pink dick while Estrada rough fucks him - with a facial expression identical to the one featured in the photo below.

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by Anonymousreply 7808/13/2015

Maybe Larry Wilcox should've stayed on till the bitter end. He hit financial rock bottom and nearly ended up in prison on securities fraud charges.

And I thought Estrada had it bad doing all those low-budget commercials.

What the fuck did these guys do with all their money? Senseless spending? Up their noses? Bad investments?

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by Anonymousreply 7908/13/2015

While Erik and Larry were nice, there was nothing that matched Martin Milner on Adam-12. That man was sex on a stick.

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by Anonymousreply 8008/13/2015

[quote] While Erik and Larry were nice, there was nothing that matched Martin Milner on Adam-12. That man was sex on a stick.

Why don't you start a thread for that.

by Anonymousreply 8108/13/2015

Yes. I think based on r80's photo, he merits a thread. He didn't have the face, but apparently the body is enough.

by Anonymousreply 8208/13/2015

Estrada and Wilcox in CHiPs reunion.

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Larry Wilcox looked hunky in the r83 interview from 1982 when he was complaining about Erik Estrada.

I like EE's comment about how they French kissed and made up.

I didn't know that Bruce Jenner was on in place of Erik Estrada. What was that story?

by Anonymousreply 8408/13/2015

[quote] Maybe Larry Wilcox should've stayed on till the bitter end. He hit financial rock bottom and nearly ended up in prison on securities fraud charges. And I thought Estrada had it bad doing all those low-budget commercials.

Estrada seems to have worked in television pretty consistently since CHiPs ended.

[quote] What the fuck did these guys do with all their money? Senseless spending? Up their noses? Bad investments?

They both are on their 3rd marriage. Wilcox has 5 kids and Estrada has 4.

by Anonymousreply 8508/13/2015

Estrada could not keep a fucking shirt on.

Note the six-pack, long before it became a near pre-requisite.

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by Anonymousreply 8608/13/2015

Ponch had a legendary coke habit

by Anonymousreply 8708/13/2015

Erik Estrada's 1980 divorce brought a shitload of salacious accusations from his wife, including some hints of homosexuality.

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by Anonymousreply 8808/13/2015

Erik Estrada with Morgan Fairchild.

It's called HONEYBOY.

I could not agree more.

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by Anonymousreply 8908/13/2015

Honeyboy looks like a two-hour jerk-off session for Estrada's male fan base.

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by Anonymousreply 9008/13/2015

Honeybun looks like a knockoff of Rocky III

by Anonymousreply 9108/13/2015

Ponch doll.

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by Anonymousreply 9208/13/2015

Larry Wilcox.

No question.

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by Anonymousreply 9308/13/2015

I had an Erik Estrada pinup, shirtless, draped in a plaid blanket. My father took me aside and asked me to take it down for my grandparents visit.

by Anonymousreply 9408/13/2015

Michael Dorn. Hands down.

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by Anonymousreply 9508/13/2015

Was it this, r94?

Did you put it back up after the grandparents left?

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by Anonymousreply 9608/13/2015

Yes, that's it!

My father assured me it would be okay to put it back up after they left. He never said the word gay, just that they might be distressed at me having grown up so much since our last visit. Dad was so cool.

by Anonymousreply 9708/13/2015

[quote] Erik Estrada's 1980 divorce brought a shitload of salacious accusations from his wife, including some hints of homosexuality.

The only thing that she did not accuse him of was murdering albino transvestite Eskimo dwarfs.

by Anonymousreply 9808/13/2015

That picture of Brodie made so horny I had to jack off.

by Anonymousreply 9908/13/2015

I too had to jack off to this thread.

Thread of the year!

by Anonymousreply 10008/13/2015

LIPS

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by Anonymousreply 10108/13/2015

The only thing I remember about Estrada's divorce from that trashy looking slut was her complaints about having to put zit cream on his back to control his bacne. It made me feel better about mine.

by Anonymousreply 10208/13/2015

[quote] That picture of Brodie made so horny I had to jack off.

[quote] I too had to jack off to this thread.

TMI !

by Anonymousreply 10308/13/2015

Well, r103, I for one am quite pleased that my rediscovery and subsequent sharing of Brodie has resulted in a flurry of proudly proclaimed masturbation.

Rub one out and relax!

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by Anonymousreply 10408/13/2015

Yeah! Let's all whack off to Eric Estrada!

by Anonymousreply 10508/13/2015

Was Jon sporting the Dorothy Hamill?

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by Anonymousreply 10608/13/2015

Michael Dorn gets highest marks for transitioning into new career phases.

Also, for fashion.

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by Anonymousreply 10708/13/2015

I keep the episode "Valley Go Home" from season 3 on my DVR to see Eric run around the beach in a speedo.

by Anonymousreply 10808/13/2015

Dear Lord in Heaven. Erik Estrada covers Kool 'n the Gang, channeling Elvis Presley and David Lee Roth for choreography.

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by Anonymousreply 10908/13/2015

Was Eric the first breakout chicano star?

by Anonymousreply 11008/13/2015

r110, he was Puerto Rican, as was Freddie Prinze.

by Anonymousreply 11108/13/2015

That is ME in the r109 Battle of the Bands clip!!!

A Datalounge legend right there on CHiPs!

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by Anonymousreply 11208/13/2015

She speaks the truth.

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by Anonymousreply 11308/13/2015

I recently mentioned to my cousin that I've never quite gotten over my Eric Estrada fetish from when we were young. I still love a hot, tight, muscular, cocky, Latino in tight pants.

by Anonymousreply 11408/13/2015

Off the top of my head, Desi Arnaz and Ricardo Montalban were latino tv stars before Erik Estrada...although I don't recall whether Fantasy Island was before or after CHIPS.

by Anonymousreply 11508/13/2015

I tought Desi was Pakistani.

by Anonymousreply 11608/13/2015

Desi Arnaz was Cuban.

by Anonymousreply 11708/13/2015

Three scenes of Estrada beefcake on CHiPs:

1. In his boxers and motorcycle helmet, chasing Jon around a trailer park parking lot. 2. In his speedo on the beach. Jon wears trunks and cannot hide his body in the life jacket fast enough. 3. Shimmying out of his tight police pants in public to reveal what could be either short boxers or small swim trunks.

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by Anonymousreply 11808/13/2015

I'm going to jack off again.

by Anonymousreply 11908/13/2015

Laura Branigan on CHiPs. Ponch stops dancing and joins her onstage and joins in the song towards the end.

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by Anonymousreply 12008/13/2015

ATTENTION:

Ponch is not only a hot disco dancer, but he can do a mean square dance - in tight jeans that show off his ass and a black leather vest that makes him look really gay.

He's in the whole clip, but his solo doesn't start until 2:20. It is worth the wait.

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by Anonymousreply 12108/13/2015

Background on both leads.

I like that they close the short piece with a nod to the tight khaki uniforms.

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by Anonymousreply 12208/13/2015

Accidentally re-posted the square dancing scene instead of the min-bio.

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by Anonymousreply 12308/13/2015

Larry Wilcox was in a 1972 series of Lassie?

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by Anonymousreply 12408/13/2015

A strapping young Larry Wilcox on Room 222, on a motorcycle.

Prescient!

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by Anonymousreply 12508/13/2015

Larry Wilcox guest starred on The Partridge Family with big-dicked David Cassidy.

I wonder if Cassidy compared with him like he did with the rest of his family.

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by Anonymousreply 12608/13/2015

Wow

An Estrada buffet, thanks!

by Anonymousreply 12708/13/2015

Wilcox was in some titillating movie-of-the-week called The Love Tapes.

Here he is with WKRP's Jan Smithers.

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by Anonymousreply 12808/13/2015

That Lassie show at R124 looks like it should've been called "My Three Gay Sons."

by Anonymousreply 12908/13/2015

There's a Larry Wilcox troll in all of us, R128. Just let that beast roam free.

by Anonymousreply 13008/14/2015

And now Jan Smithers makes an appearance. Jan, who worked an oversized pair of mannish glasses better than any fancy Hollywood movie star.

by Anonymousreply 13108/14/2015

Does anyone has any information about Brodie? Has he ever been married, etc? He was always my second favorite (after Larry Wilcox).

by Anonymousreply 13208/14/2015

Was an Estrada fan. Still like the dark haired guys ......

With regards to money, the reunion show said that there were about 140 episodes. Nearly forty years ago, they were probably not making more than $ 25K per episode. And neither Wilcox or Estrada stayed on the show the entire run .........

So that's less than $ 3 million. And like someone said upthread ......lots of marriages, lots of kids, managers, agents, etc. And probably not too many royalties either.

by Anonymousreply 13308/14/2015

Robert Pine turned into an adorable old man.

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by Anonymousreply 13408/24/2015

You didn't just save my life, brown eyes, you made my life .

by Anonymousreply 13508/24/2015

MeTv is showing season 6 currently. I love how tight the pants are by season 6...Estrada, Reilly, Penhall. All nice to look at.

by Anonymousreply 13610/15/2015

Erik Estrada. Speedo

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by Anonymousreply 13702/04/2016

Estrada.

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by Anonymousreply 13803/31/2016

Robert Pine and Brodie Greer were always my favorites. But lately Paul Linke has turned into a hot daddy too. He's looking good in those reunion pictures.

by Anonymousreply 13905/17/2016

EE always gave me the impression that he hated wearing clothes but if he did they had to be sprayed on And for that he will always have my gratitude.

by Anonymousreply 14005/18/2016

I'm BJ McKay and my best friend is bare

by Anonymousreply 14101/31/2017

[quote] Robert Pine and Brodie Greer were always my favorites. But lately Paul Linke has turned into a hot daddy too. He's looking good in those reunion pictures.

No ma'am.

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by Anonymousreply 14201/31/2017

As a straight woman, I absolutely would have picked Pine. Attractive. And he had authority and power.

EE looks like he had an ego that was unstoppable. The others all went to Papa Pine asking for permission/advice....he was da Boss.

by Anonymousreply 14302/01/2017

Pine had a great ass. There was an episode on a couple of weeks ago when he was in civies and I was amazed.

by Anonymousreply 14402/01/2017

Wilcox left the show because he felt Estrada was getting too much attention. Estrada was known for beefing with costsrs.

by Anonymousreply 14502/01/2017

r137

He even has a tan line

by Anonymousreply 14602/01/2017

[quote]Wilcox left the show because he felt Estrada was getting too much attention. Estrada was known for beefing with costsrs.

He was right it was basically the Ponch show by Wilcox's last season - see Ponch disco - see him line dance - see him do almost every one of the rescues. It is too bad, because they actually had a good buddy chemistry and Wilcox's more low key aw shuck persona balanced well with Estrada's showy Ponch. Once Wilcox left the show went from not really that good of a show - to bad.

by Anonymousreply 14702/01/2017

This is an update on Brodie from 2015.

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by Anonymousreply 14802/01/2017

I love a man in uniform, and the gloves are a great touch.

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by Anonymousreply 14909/15/2020

'How many guys from a 40 year old TV series do you want in your bed?!'

by Anonymousreply 15009/15/2020

Michael Dorn, if for no other reason than

HE WAS WEASEL!

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