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How would the 2016 presidential election race be different if Joan Crawford was a candidate?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 21, 2021 11:36 PM |
I'd yell at her for her crummy dancin'.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 10, 2015 8:32 PM |
She'd get the disabled vote.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 10, 2015 8:33 PM |
Joan: I will MOVE the TREE!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 10, 2015 8:33 PM |
They wouldn't have a speck of dirt on me!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 10, 2015 8:35 PM |
I'd mock her movies
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 10, 2015 8:35 PM |
We'd still be talking about back alley abortions.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 10, 2015 8:37 PM |
I'm not running for president
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 10, 2015 9:03 PM |
r8
But you AHR Joan, you AHR
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 10, 2015 9:03 PM |
There would have been an empty spot at one of the podiums because SHE'S DEAD.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 10, 2015 9:11 PM |
She'd push for behavioral testing of little blond girl adoptees.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 10, 2015 9:18 PM |
If she ran and WON:
Today (Joan Crawford Day on TCM) would be a national holiday.
There would be a candy jar on her desk in the Oval Office filled with Red Weirdos
Her first speech to a joint session of Congress would begin "Don't fuck with me, fellas!"
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 10, 2015 9:36 PM |
One part Smirnoff Hundred Proof Vodka and two parts Diet Pepsi straight up in a flask would be the official campaign cocktail.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 10, 2015 9:50 PM |
Coke machines in the White House removed.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 10, 2015 9:53 PM |
She would be a ConservaDem and win Texas while losing New York. (Okay! I'm bullshitting [italic] there[/italic].)
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 10, 2015 9:55 PM |
The Inauguration Ball would be held at Perrino's!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 10, 2015 10:02 PM |
If she won .... lots of "First Uncles."
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 10, 2015 10:28 PM |
You already know what she'd tell the other candidates not to do.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 10, 2015 11:04 PM |
She would blanch at the treatment of the disabled.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 10, 2015 11:15 PM |
I don't think America is ready for another black president so soon.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 10, 2015 11:26 PM |
Joan would hold rallies in every single state and talk to the people. There would of course be certain demands regarding accommodation for a star of the first magnitude, and the Democratic Party would of course be asked to foot the bill.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 10, 2015 11:37 PM |
She would tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall, and put job opportunities where they OUGHT to be!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 11, 2015 2:47 AM |
We'd have a candidate that DL could enthusiastically support!
(Love R19!)
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 13, 2015 6:30 AM |
She would clearly have no faith in the Christina vote.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 13, 2015 6:59 AM |
By now she'd be wearing Donald Trump's asshole for a garter.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 13, 2015 8:11 AM |
Oh, dear OP.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 21, 2021 11:15 PM |
Free Pepsi for all
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 21, 2021 11:35 PM |
"But ya ARE losin' the election, Joan! Ya are!"
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 21, 2021 11:36 PM |