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Worst Golden Girls B-Plot

I hated any of the ones that involved dogs - Rose brings home Buck from Married with Children, Rose adopts Bingo, Rose adopts Jake and then gives Jake away...

by Anonymousreply 15305/25/2020

Dorothy gets hooked on heroin and shot in the head. Twice.

Oh, wait--that was Jaclyn Smith in Charlie's Angels.

by Anonymousreply 108/10/2015

Blanche goes into granny porn to pay for the roof repairs.

by Anonymousreply 208/10/2015

The one where Sofia was dating some Vietnamese gardener.

by Anonymousreply 308/10/2015

When Rose was looking for a job and Dorothy helps her write her resume. Dorothy made up a bunch of crap that would never get past an HR person.

When everyone thought Rose had AIDS. (That was just stupid.)

by Anonymousreply 408/10/2015

Those were both A-plots R4.

You failed miserably.

by Anonymousreply 508/10/2015

When the mouse got in the house. Rose was a country girl, she'd have killed that mouse in a heartbeat. Mice are like roaches or ants to country folk.

by Anonymousreply 608/10/2015

You win, R3! God, I hate that fucking story.

by Anonymousreply 708/10/2015

[quote] Those were both A-plots [R4]. You failed miserably.

They should have been B-plots, they were just that bad.

by Anonymousreply 808/10/2015

Count Bessie, the piano-playing chicken.

by Anonymousreply 908/10/2015

Not a B plot-BUT I hate that fucking storyline where Sophia keeps going on dates with Dorothy and her boyfriend, causing them to break up. Then Sophia goes on a trip with her friends right after Dorothy gets dumped. WHAT A SHITTY, SHITTY THING TO DO. I want to punch that bitch right through the screen.

by Anonymousreply 1008/10/2015

I can't think of one. B plots are a saving grace from A plots that involve visiting relatives, especially of the teen and young adult variety.

by Anonymousreply 1112/21/2016

When Blanche wanted to be a writer.

by Anonymousreply 1212/21/2016

Blanche the writer was the saving grace of the Chronic Fatigue Syndrome episodes.

'Yes We Have No Havanas' would have been a near perfect episode if it weren't for Rose's teacher being Adolf Hitler. Ridiculous B plot storyline.

by Anonymousreply 1312/21/2016

When Sophia and Blanche were conned out of money at the mall. Stupid stupid stupid.

by Anonymousreply 1412/21/2016

The one where the storyline was inconsistent with a different storyline from a previous episode.

by Anonymousreply 1512/21/2016

Designing Women was much better.

by Anonymousreply 1612/21/2016

[quote]Blanche the writer was the saving grace of the Chronic Fatigue Syndrome episodes

You dismissed me

by Anonymousreply 1712/21/2016

r16

Facts of Life was better AND we were first

Blair = Blanche / Suzanne

Natalie = Charlene / Rose

Tootie = Mary Jo / Sofia

Jo = Dorothy / Julia

by Anonymousreply 1812/21/2016

Blair was not a slut. Natalie was not a dullard. There is absolutely no similarity between Tootie and Mary Jo.

by Anonymousreply 1912/22/2016

When Blanche and Sophia get conned at the mall.

by Anonymousreply 2012/22/2016

They were the lead stories for sure but - dead relatives. I always turn off the Big Daddy and Dorothy's brother dies episodes. Too sad and doesn't fit in with the show. That comedy /drama was better on All in the Family. This show was basically farce and they didn't belong on this happy show.

by Anonymousreply 2112/22/2016

R21 that's why I think the last two seasons (especially the last) are so great and in reruns have largely become my favorites. Wasn't a radical shift in tone but it was definitely there (new writers new director etc), and it was more...90s? I hate to say it around these parts but almost more Will & Grace -ish.

Anyway for worst B plot I vote that "too der the magnificent tiger" one where Rose and Blanche are writing children's stories and doing illustrations and then Rose finds out they've all been done before. Although the actual scene where Rose does tell Blanche (im not gonna beat around the bush) is delivered expertly by White, all the arguing beforehand is just contrived and so not funny. And the A plot of that episode is no better (I think season 4 and 5 are generally the weakest - and the latter part of season 3).

Count me as another who never cared for Blanche's balls of sunshine bit. Rue could be very good - great- at comedy, but not that brand of "wacky" sort of comedy. More the kind that just emanated from her character (which she was actually brilliant at).

by Anonymousreply 2212/22/2016

The ones that were disingenuous to the themes of the show. For instance, the one when they're breeding minks for a furrier. Why these PETA supporting actresses agreed to such an episode is baffling.

The Sophia goes to buy a nectarine b plot sucked too.

R10, I never realized how right you are that Sophie totally wrecked the best thing to ever happen to Dorothy! All that bitching how she does nothing on Saturday nights and ruthlessly mocks her. Sophie really was a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 2312/22/2016

Uncle Angelo moves to Miami and has no place to live so Dorothy lets him stay in the apartment building she and Stan just inherited.

The A plot is yet another Stan-trying-to-get-back-together-with-Dorothy theme, which includes the scene of him buying a date with her at a charity auction.

by Anonymousreply 2412/24/2016

[quote]Anyway for worst B plot I vote that "too der the magnificent tiger" one where Rose and Blanche are writing children's stories and doing illustrations and then Rose finds out they've all been done before.

And she's got a lot of nerve saying they do it all the time on my show after that episode where Mary Frann, whoops I mean Bonnie Bartlett, wouldn't let Rhoda, whoops I mean Murray Guttman, into her country club, and after they won an Emmy for a script with a "shrimp" joke lifted from [italic]The Jeffersons[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 2512/24/2016

[quote]I hate to say it around these parts but almost more Will & Grace -ish.

More like the show W&G wishes desperately it could be, but isn't.

by Anonymousreply 2612/24/2016

[quote] When Sophia and Blanche were conned out of money at the mall. Stupid stupid stupid.

That was barely a plot. They get conned out of some money, feel slightly embarrassed and that's the end of it. I don't know what the point of it was.

by Anonymousreply 2712/24/2016

Dorothy may have had the most education out of all the girls, so in theory that should make her the smartest, but that doesn't always translate into practical intelligence in practice. She's the most impulsive (smoking, gambling and having casual sex with the voice of Piglet even though they have nothing in common), she blew the chance of a lifetime at her [italic]Jeopardy![/italic] audition, and even Rose turned out to be more professionally successful without the help of a man (from grief counselor to TV producer to hotel owner).

by Anonymousreply 2812/24/2016

The biggest problem I had with the last episode was the fact that they did little with Rose talking about moving in with her family. She mentions it, then there's a scene with Sophia showing her the basics on how to push everyone's buttons, then she decides against it. It just feels like they didn't have enough time to develop that any further.

by Anonymousreply 2912/24/2016

The compilation subplots. They are weak and these "cheap" episodes seemed to be played 3 times more than the regular episodes. Can not stand them. I always turn them off.

by Anonymousreply 3012/25/2016

I can't think of one.

by Anonymousreply 3112/25/2016

[quote] Dorothy gets hooked on heroin and shot in the head. Twice.

Hmmm, this show was edgier than I remembered.

by Anonymousreply 3204/25/2020

When Rose got Sophia's left nipple caught between her two front teeth.

by Anonymousreply 3304/25/2020

The girls taking care of the Lilistrand baby saved that awful Sophia/Martha assisted suicide A story.

by Anonymousreply 3404/25/2020

Some of these examples are bananas.

Blanche the writer was fucking hilarious - her mood swings alone were worth an Emmy nod.

And uncle Angelo living in slumlords Dorothy and Stan’s place was - well in terms of the gingerbread alone - what led to the courtroom scene with the butter-headed toeball from Cheers as their lawyer, and Angelo’s lawyer, the dashing Lane Davies flipping all the witnesses with a mere compliment??

These were no stinkers, they.

by Anonymousreply 3504/25/2020

But yours was on the money, R3

by Anonymousreply 3604/25/2020

The one where Sofia has anal warts

by Anonymousreply 3704/25/2020

The one where Blanche gets a partial birth abortion.

by Anonymousreply 3804/25/2020

Whatever episode featured this cunt's face, which we now have to see over and over.

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by Anonymousreply 3904/25/2020

R39 but that episode gave us these:

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by Anonymousreply 4004/25/2020

When Rose was raped in that parking garage. Worst episode.

by Anonymousreply 4104/26/2020

R39 why is DL so obsessed with her?

by Anonymousreply 4204/26/2020

It's not DL, it's one troll. Or Hilary Shepard.

by Anonymousreply 4304/26/2020

When Dorothy lost a lubed up cucumber up her ass and was too embarrassed to tell anyone about it.

by Anonymousreply 4404/26/2020

r44 speaks from experience.

by Anonymousreply 4504/26/2020

R45 yes and it's still up there! help me

by Anonymousreply 4604/26/2020

The episode where Sophia pretends to be Charlie. Sophia was just being plain mean to Rose for no reason. And what does Dorothy say after she hugs Sophia and the doorbell rings? It gets a huge laugh but it doesn't make any sense.

by Anonymousreply 4704/26/2020

The one where Rose annoys her coworker by buying him a cat, who eats a bird

by Anonymousreply 4804/26/2020

Agree the art where Sophia Chanel’s the voice of Charlie was awful. No way would Rose have forgiven her so quickly.

by Anonymousreply 4904/26/2020

How does one Chanel a voice?

by Anonymousreply 5004/26/2020

[47] Schmaltz is slang to mean overly loving and since they were all I love you and glad you're my mom Dorothy was saying the Schmaltz Police was there to arrest them.

The one where Blanche and Rose take Spanish lessons was stupid because it ended up going nowhere. They took one class and then quit without learning anything.

by Anonymousreply 5104/26/2020

Sophia's tacky bamboo purse that she always carried around. I'm surprised no-one got fed up with her insults and took it from her and set it on fire or took a crap in it like in A Dirty Shame.

by Anonymousreply 5204/26/2020

The one where Sofia hit Blanche's grandson and he smacked the bitch so hard her dentures flew out and blinded Rose's sister.

by Anonymousreply 5304/26/2020

When they caught that home intruder robbing their house and Blanche shoved a shotgun up his ass and fired two warning shots.

by Anonymousreply 5404/26/2020

Thanks R51, I never got that joke either.

by Anonymousreply 5504/26/2020

[quote]When Rose was looking for a job and Dorothy helps her write her resume. Dorothy made up a bunch of crap that would never get past an HR person.

Are you kidding?

One glance at it written in pencil with obvious eraser smudges and it would have immediately hit the office waste basket.

by Anonymousreply 5604/26/2020

The one where the girls found Dorothy was taken medication for 20 years, then convinced her to go off of it.

Then Dorothy went all manic and tried to get Henry Fonda to run for president.

by Anonymousreply 5704/26/2020

I disliked all of the shows that included the characters from Empty Nest.

by Anonymousreply 5804/26/2020

When Dorothy wanted to fire their African American maid and hire an Englishwoman instead.

by Anonymousreply 5904/26/2020

R54 They did something similar to Mink Stole's character in Desperate Living!

by Anonymousreply 6004/26/2020

When Dorothy invited Dr . Harmon and his ditzy wife Viv over for cocktails with her and Arthur . Her daughter had BIG BOOBS . Florida was sassy too .

by Anonymousreply 6104/26/2020

When Sophia slit Carol Weston's throat during that Moonlight Madness party. I think she was trying to undo a voodoo curse. Blood everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 6204/26/2020

This has made me realize that a lot of the best GG eps had no B plot.

Frieda Claxton, Burt Reynolds, Jean the lez, the shrimp...

by Anonymousreply 6304/26/2020

Blanche and Rose fight to save the dolphins.

by Anonymousreply 6404/27/2020

Rose and Blanche playing nuns in the community production of sound of music. They kept the costumes on all night. Stupid.

by Anonymousreply 6504/27/2020

[R65] They had to to convince Uncle Angelo they were nuns.

by Anonymousreply 6604/27/2020

When Rose tried to hide the giant alligator she'd secretly been keeping as a pet in her bathtub. The scene where it ate Ida Perlberg was too dark, even for GG.

But I loved the scene where Sophia, who'd had her glasses stolen by the paperboy, walked into the bathroom and thought it was just Dorothy taking a bath.

by Anonymousreply 6704/27/2020

R41 is this the scene you mean, Rose attacked in the parking lot? It was very dark for The Golden Girls, and why was she wearing that yokel hat? Starts at 17:10

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by Anonymousreply 6804/27/2020

R68 that parking garage scene must have been the only GG scene shot outside of a studio. I can't recall any others.

Gripping stuff!

by Anonymousreply 6904/27/2020

Stan’s limo on Dorothy’s wedding day sticks out in my mind.

by Anonymousreply 7004/27/2020

Betty's acting in that scene is laughable.

Another crappy B-plot was Rose's dentist gripping her tits.

by Anonymousreply 7104/27/2020

When Sophia shit on herself. That stunk.

by Anonymousreply 7204/27/2020

When that hack Blanche Devereux tried to compete with me by writing an artless novel that didn’t even have a regional theme.

by Anonymousreply 7304/27/2020

R69 The 99 bottles of beer scene (get out Rose) & when they had to return Blanche's car (Sophia yells at her galpal out the window).

by Anonymousreply 7404/27/2020

How about when Dorothy helps Rose coach the little league team?

Did Rose really think putting a few books under a kids shirt (so he would weigh more) would work once they got to the school?

Why did Dorothy have the final say as to which boy could play on the team anyway? She was just a helper (a.k.a. a nobody).

by Anonymousreply 7504/27/2020

The 99 bottles of beer scene was just a random shot of a car with a voiceover, R74. Doesn't count, unless you want to count every time a random car pulls up in the opening shots of the house.

by Anonymousreply 7604/28/2020

The one where Rose gets an opportunity to host a cooking show and blows it, when it's discovered an she's having an affair with a Scandinavian dermatologist.

by Anonymousreply 7704/28/2020

R76 They both count because they are part of the story like R70's scene (especially Blanche's car being repossessed at the end of an episode)

unlike any car in the driveway at the start of the show that can be easily dismissed.

by Anonymousreply 7804/28/2020

The episode where Blanche visits Grammy's house, Sophia has decided to be a daredevil. She ends up jumping off the roof into hay. I wish she had broken her neck.

by Anonymousreply 7904/28/2020

"Journey to the Center of Attention." (Blanche drags Dorothy to the Rusty Anchor bar and Dorothy takes over with her good singing; Blanche then does a calamitous version of "I Want to Be Loved by You.")

The boring B plot was Rose holding an early funeral wake for Sophia so that Sophia could hear how much people loved her. Rose forgets to tell people that Sophia is still alive.

Otherwise, my favorite episode.

by Anonymousreply 8004/28/2020

Linda Bloodworth-Thomason at R16.

It was absolutely NOT better.

by Anonymousreply 8104/28/2020

How did the two little sisters that Rose and Blance spend the afternoon with, know which bedroom belonged to Blanche. She was going to show them how she applies her makeup and they walked first into the right room.

by Anonymousreply 8204/28/2020

Oh, honey, everybody knew where Blanche’s bedroom was.

I mean everybody.

by Anonymousreply 8304/28/2020

Blanche's bedroom decor is a boner killer.

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by Anonymousreply 8404/28/2020

I bet R18 looks like the mother of a Solid Gold dancer.

by Anonymousreply 8504/28/2020

The one where Dorothy is afraid to kill a mouse.

by Anonymousreply 8604/28/2020

You really think they all piled in a car for a scene that is filmed (not videotape) like the rest of the show, where their faces are not even shown, R78? It does not meet the criteria of the Rose in the garage scene ( a scene filmed on outside of the studio). And besides, it's not 99 bottles of beer, it's "Dorothy, M-Mor-othy"

by Anonymousreply 8704/29/2020

When Dorothy gets her head stuck in Dick Van Dyke's ass before the governors ball.

by Anonymousreply 8804/29/2020

How come Blanche didn't have a bigger bed or change of bedsheets? That pic at R84 looks like a few cardboard boxes with a blanket flung over them.

by Anonymousreply 8904/29/2020

Poor R87 has indispensable criteria for filming outdoor scenes of a 35 year old sit-com.

Get a life loser.

We don't do local pizza commercials anymore.

by Anonymousreply 9004/29/2020

The one where Blanche keeps going on about some murder trial in the newspaper.

by Anonymousreply 9104/29/2020

The one where the victim was clutching the killer's dickie?

by Anonymousreply 9204/29/2020

That one-so stupid and random.

by Anonymousreply 9304/29/2020

Duncan Osgood found comfort in the sensual lake known as Blanche following his acquittal!

by Anonymousreply 9404/29/2020

The one where Blanche gets to author an advice column, but can't do it so she asks Sofia to do it

by Anonymousreply 9504/29/2020

The one where Blanche dates Dreyfuss to make Harry Weston jealous.

by Anonymousreply 9604/29/2020

The one where Dorothy catches Blanche blowing Her son Michaels cock.

by Anonymousreply 9704/29/2020

Sophia and her boyfriend open up a restaurant, which catches fire. Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose then old-shame Sophia and her boyfriend, telling them they're too old and decrepit to run a restaurant.

by Anonymousreply 9804/29/2020

[quote]How did the two little sisters that Rose and Blance spend the afternoon with, know which bedroom belonged to Blanche. She was going to show them how she applies her makeup and they walked first into the right room.

I think the red light over the doorway was their first clue.

by Anonymousreply 9904/29/2020

The one where people writing fake B-plots actually thought they were funny.

by Anonymousreply 10004/29/2020

The one where Rose won't shag Miles because of the drought in St Olaf. He knew her well enough by that point that she could just tell him why he couldn't give her a poke in the whiskers. Instead we painfully watch her ham-handed attempts to repel his one-eyed monster.

Only funny part is Blanche picking up the St Olaf call at the end and, titalated, saying "Oh it is really comin' down!" Hypersexual slut.

by Anonymousreply 10104/29/2020

The one where R100 wanted to cut down that big tree and pave everything over with concrete.

by Anonymousreply 10204/29/2020

Regardless of whether it’s considered a B Plot (it’s not btw) I love that Dorothy Dorothy bo-borothy Vit in Room 7. And then the 99 bottles of beer part after.

by Anonymousreply 10304/29/2020

When Sophia bought that fucking nectarine. And they made it the A-Plot. That’s 30 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

by Anonymousreply 10404/29/2020

Any plot where Sophia's character drives the plot is a bad plot. I just noticed that. She's good as a peripheral character, throwing in wisecracks, though.

by Anonymousreply 10504/29/2020

r104 You'd just waste it anyway.

by Anonymousreply 10604/29/2020

r100

The one where Morothy was jealous because she couldn't add anything to the conversation, despite so desperately wanting too.

by Anonymousreply 10704/29/2020

the worst B-plots on Golden Girls are still better than all the plots on Golden Palace.

by Anonymousreply 10804/29/2020

Breeding minks.

by Anonymousreply 10905/01/2020

[quote]”Oh it is really comin' down!" Hypersexual slut.

The line is “oh, it must be pouring!”

One of her funniest deliveries, almost as funny as, “Lesbian. Lesbian? Lessssssssbian.”

Don’t take that away from the old gal.

by Anonymousreply 11005/01/2020

Sorry R110!

by Anonymousreply 11105/01/2020

As iconic as the "lesbian..." Exchange is-theres no way in hell Blanche would be so bewildered by the word or need affirmation of what she thought it was.

by Anonymousreply 11205/01/2020

[R75] Such a stupid episode. Why are old women coaching a little league team anyway? Just as stupid as when Blanche was coaching a semi professional baseball player on how to improve his game. What was wrong with these writers.

by Anonymousreply 11305/01/2020

Wasn't Blanche's technique making the baseball player wear her fishy knickers?

by Anonymousreply 11405/01/2020

And don't forget Kid Pepe.

by Anonymousreply 11505/01/2020

r115

Wasn't that because Sofia squandered the CD money on him?

by Anonymousreply 11605/01/2020

[quote]And don't forget Kid Pepe.

Never!

by Anonymousreply 11705/01/2020

The most inconceivable plots are the ones where Sophia is getting laid. What a fucking joke. There was no viagra back then and it would be nigh-on-impossible for any old geezer to get an erection for that old raisin in sneakers!

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by Anonymousreply 11805/02/2020

Rue could be as funny as any of the girls. And I’m casting another vote that her short-lived writing career saves the ponderous CFS plotline.

Any of her well-timed, perfectly delivered “get outta here”-s could stand up to anything Bea, Rose or Estelle had to offer.

by Anonymousreply 11905/02/2020

I disagree. Some of Bea's looks were the best things ever. I think the one I love the most is when Rose get's an AIDS test and gives Dorothy's name as hers.

by Anonymousreply 12005/02/2020

[quote]is when Rose get's an AIDS test

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 12105/02/2020

When Sofia has a dream and says "It was so odd, Dorothy was a liberal bitch, Rose was a hyper sexual bitch and Blanche was stupid."

Then Sofia asks the girls to euthanize her.

by Anonymousreply 12205/02/2020

or that dream where Blanche was Rose's spinster aunt.

by Anonymousreply 12305/02/2020

I loved whenever Bea delivered a "whoa."

Specifically the one where they go to the hospital and the bandaged guy lifts up the bedsheet revealing his genitalia.

by Anonymousreply 12405/02/2020

R124 Bea's "WHOA" at the nudist resort was also hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 12505/02/2020

R125: Is that a legal serve?

R113: Anything after season 4 is sub-part in my opinion. There's a few gems, but you must go through crap to get them in the later seasons. There's a reason Bea was ready to be done after 4....

by Anonymousreply 12605/02/2020

r124 r125

But she didn't have an ass like mine

by Anonymousreply 12705/02/2020

r124 The best "whoa" was when she opened up "The Men of Blanche's Boudoir" calendar.

by Anonymousreply 12805/02/2020

R124 you forgot me!!

by Anonymousreply 12905/02/2020

Leave me outta it r129

by Anonymousreply 13005/02/2020

I have to say what I feel. Miami has lost all appeal. In my car, I eat my seafood meal. Mi am mi.

Miami, Miami. You've lost style. Grey skies, rain, deserted white sands by the mile.

When you live in this town, each day is a drag. The coldest of winters for this horny fag.

There's ball clubs and night clubs that no one can reach. Dance the samba at home, then get fined on the beach.

Each view is an eyesore, each day a bad time. The worst of the worst. It's the bottom of the line.

Miami, Miami, you've lost style. Grey skies, rain, deserted white sands by the mile.

Miami, you've lost style.

by Anonymousreply 13105/03/2020

[R114] Exactly. Such a random thing and of course turns out he likes it and becomes a cross dresser. Idiotic.

The one in That's For Me To Know where Dorothy practically abuses Sophia just to get information about Sophia's past. It's none of Dorothy's business who Sophia was married to or dated in the past. Totally hated how she acted as if she really had a right to know about it.

by Anonymousreply 13205/03/2020

R131 Bravo you horny, quarantined bugger!

by Anonymousreply 13305/03/2020

The one where Dorothy tells Sofia that her black boyfriend has dementia and Sofia is like "who cares, he has 12" and viagra"

by Anonymousreply 13405/03/2020

When Blanche forced Rose to watch an I Love Lucy marathon.

by Anonymousreply 13505/17/2020

For such a wonderful show, it had a lot of terrible B plots actually. I don't have a favorite episode - it's just certain scenes and delivery of lines that I love... maybe that's why it's so good, it doesn't really have a peak.

by Anonymousreply 13605/17/2020

Well, at their ages, I wouldn’t expect peaks. Their bras are fighting a losing battle.

by Anonymousreply 13705/17/2020

I hated all their kids. Cast with terrible actors and they were all selfish cunts.

by Anonymousreply 13805/17/2020

That one called “Being Sophia Petrillo” where Sophia is constipated and Dorothy pics the poo out of her ass with her finger! Then they smoke crack in the bedroom

by Anonymousreply 13905/17/2020

*picks

by Anonymousreply 14005/17/2020

R139 excuse me? ! Their tenancy agreements strictly forbids any illicit substances under my (admittedly leaky) roof!

by Anonymousreply 14105/18/2020

Blanche becoming obsessed with that crime case in the newspaper was absolutely the worst. It was like the writers were on season 20 and had milked every idea possible and this was the freshest thing they could come up with. But it was season 1!

The main plot being all about Rose’s spoiled daughter being a greedy bitch makes it one of the worst episodes of the series. It’s right up there with Empty Nests and the one where Polly Holliday pretends to be blind by closing her eyes. Just no laughs at all.

by Anonymousreply 14205/24/2020

I'm the tiny pink g-string that gets mixed in with Sophia's laundry. I end up being angrily hung on the slut's doorknob to shame her but surprisingly I actually was a gift from the boring Professor to the blonde bobblehead.

by Anonymousreply 14305/24/2020

I hated the entire episode where Rose was hooked on pain pills, but the B plot was the worst. Sofia and Dorothy filming that stupid pizza commercial. Good lord. I needed to take pain pills just to make it through that one.

by Anonymousreply 14405/24/2020

The one where Dorothy woos a sadsack gym teacher who won't leave his wife.

by Anonymousreply 14505/24/2020

The one where Dorothy woos a sadsack hippie who won't leave his apartment.

by Anonymousreply 14605/24/2020

Take three r146?

by Anonymousreply 14705/24/2020

When Blanche and Sophia get conned at the mall.

by Anonymousreply 14805/24/2020

Blanche's Maammy

by Anonymousreply 14905/24/2020

Uncle Vint pays Aunt Ellen and Aunt Fran a visit.

by Anonymousreply 15005/24/2020

The one where Bea and Betty write that song about Miami for some contest.

Haha, kidding, but the A-plot with Blanche and her bIg Daddy was pretty meh.

by Anonymousreply 15105/24/2020

The Isaac Newton story sucked.

by Anonymousreply 15205/25/2020

Jim Shu?

by Anonymousreply 15305/25/2020
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