Random TV Shows You Jacked Off To

I'm the same age as you, OP - my tastes couldn't have been more different, though.

I jacked off to JTT in "Home Improvement", Joseph Gordon-Levitt in "3rd Rock from the Sun", Jonathan Brandis in "SeaQuest DSV", Wil Wheaton in "Star Trek" and Rider Strong in "Boy Meets World". And to Luke Halpin in repeats of "Flipper".

R1, I did the same thing to the same guys.

Oh, don't get me wrong, R1 and R2, I totally jerked it to the teen idols of the day as well. I mean, let's not pretend that 20% of Saved by the Bell's viewership was purely there for spank material with Mark Paul Gosselar and Mario Lopez. I guess I'm interested in hearing about the more random tv hotness that got people off - not the obvious Tiger Beat coverboys. Perhaps things that are long forgotten about now and even weren't intended to stimulate one inner stirrings. Another random one I had was a show aimed at kids much younger than me. Think it was on PBS - the Kratt Brothers. Those two 30-something (at the time) brothers who were zoologists and took kids on various adventures through wildlife - often in short shorts and/or without their shirts. They had that sexy-Dad-next-door look. They weren't matinee idols, but approachably handsome and had those hot, but meaty physiques outdoorsy guys get. They looked like the Scout Masters you DID want to open your tent in the middle of the night...

Wow, R3, I'm glad I'm not the only one with a thing for the Kratts Brothers. I'm 24, and the exact age at which their shows Kratts' Creatures and Zoboomafoo on PBS were aimed in the late 90s. Those friendly faces and natural, rustic, athletic bodies (meaty, meaty legs!) in tiny cargo shorts were a treat for my young eyes. They were featured in some of my earlier sex dreams. That was one fucking lucky lemur!

Starsky! That Paul Michael Glaser could cause a hormone explosion every time.

Ummm...

Too bad he grew up to be a psycho Tea Partier.

Parker Stevenson,

Naked native men on PBS nature specials. They showed dong!

Buck Rogers!

Mandingo (1975) which HBO would show late at night.

Vinnie Barbarino

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Highway to Heaven

Golden Girls

Murder she Wrote

Lee Majors as the Bionic Man. Magnum, PI.

X-Files

Several episodes of The Hitchhiker.

The Price is Right. I would time my orgasm for when the big wheel hit $1.

Bob Denver in Gilligan's Island

R5, I agree. PMG had an ass that wouldn't quit back in those days.

Shows like The Hitchhiker and whenever they showed some pretty man ass.

I was a teen in the 80s. I remember wanking to Miami Vice (I found Tubbs much hotter than Crockett), Hollywood Beat (both guys), Tales of the Gold Monkey (goddamn Stephen Collins, you were always one of the hottest guys I've seen), The Knight Rider (Hasselhoff was gorgeous), Battlestar Galactica (Dirk Benedict), Street Hawk (the guy had a huge bulge), Magnum P.I. (I love hairy chests), Quantum Leap (Bakula was HOT), China Beach (Boonie was perfect like a human Ken doll, in a good way). And yes, The Hitchhiker most definitely. I vaguely remember taping the show and watching it alone when my parents had gone to bed. We only had one VCR in the living room so I had to be careful. Kids these days don't realize how hard it could be to even get to watch anything erotic in private.

I was OBSESSED with Bruce Willis in Moonlighting. He was my dream husband and one of the few celebrities I've truly crushed on. That sounds embarrassing but what can I say, I was a small town gay teen who really felt like the only gay man in town, and dreaming about him was just so lovely. Too bad he turned out to be a cunt.

r17, I remember watching the intro to The Hitchhiker every week just to see that guy's ass in those jeans

I taped the episode of SOAP where Robert Urich puts on a pair of tennis shorts after fooling around with Katherine Helmond. I tried like hell to freeze the frame so I could see his dick while he zipped up. LOL.

[quote] R5, I agree. PMG had an ass that wouldn't quit back in those days.

R20, R5 is dead. He died in October 2015, a couple of months after he made his post.

I would spend more time looking at art books...

I totally agree about Kratts creatures.

The guy from Nickelodeon guts gave me a special feeling. He spent the whole show yelling and was kind of obnoxious, but maybe I liked his aggressiveness?

Lots of gameshow hosts.

Blond guy on Nickelodeon Wild and Crazy Kids.

I never jerked off to any of these, they just fascinated me for unknown reasons, and gave me that crush feeling.

Legends of the Hidden Temple on Nickelodeon.

The temple guards were hot

The host. Those legs!

R18 what about the episodes where it didn't?

R27, here's your guy. Not so blond any longer, but still good looking.

R27 LOL, Him? He was later on OLTL...

James at 15, James at 16...Lance Kerwin, Shaun Cassidy, Leif Garret, Peter Frampton, Robby Benson, Andy Gibb.

I still adore Nickelodeon. Is there a youth version of that channel?

Interesting, r19. I guess he was cute enough but I was much more into The Professor

Were you guys more into Ginger or Mary Ann?

Thanks r30, r31. He’s definitely not my type now! It’s not the age, it just his look. He kinda looks like that Cesar dude that trains dogs. Handsome, but not my type.

Bob Denver on Dobie Gillis did it for me!

Ted Shackleford on Knots Landing

Tony Dow on Leave It To Beaver

Billy Gray on Father Knows Best

Wesley Morgan on The Life of Riley

OMG, r38 I need that! 70s men were soooo hot.

I need him really really baaaad.

Tony Dow was hot!

I loved The Hitchhiker because the men on it were more likely to wear briefs rather than the ridiculously oversized boxers actors normally wore on TV, so you'd at least get a man nearly naked if they didn't go full buttshot. There was one episode, in particular, that I loved despite its gruesome ending: a douche bag who films his sex with one night stands meets his match in Shannon Tweed. She undresses him, ties him to a bed with her stockings--and then blows him... Up.

90210

Dylan Ratigan when he still had his MSNBC show.

Here's Lucy, James @ 15.

the Shamwow guy

Battle of the Network stars was always wank worthy.

I watched a string of cancelled TV series with Jason Gedrick and Christopher Meloni, who were my crushes in the 90s. Sadly, because I didn't have cable, I wouldn't see OZ until it was on DVD.

I used to check the TV movies every week to see if they had a guy in it that I liked. I was particularly into Gregory Harrison.

R13, that’s a cameltoe.

In a garage.

Metaphorically, that’s the focus of your seasides, in a hollow, empty, cavern. Yeah, I guess I jacked off to my own G-Spot too.

Remington Steele: just some English-expected frontage thru my corduroys whilst watching Mr. Brosnan

Trapper John, MD: those quick, few seconds of the credits when Gregory Harrison is in the shower and shows his incredibly muscled and hairy chest. THOSE were the tits from which I was never meant to be weaned!

Moonlighting: serious dry-humping the carpet once I realized I had found my daddy, and his name was a Bruce.

And finally, MacGyver. What I would have given (tho as the time couldn’t express it) to be able to put Richard Dean Anderson’s detonator in my mouth and welcome the explosion!

[quote]Ted Shackleford on Knots Landing

R38 - So hot. And great legs! Too bad not a single person on set told him to wash his filthy feet before filming that scene, though.

Discussing television shows is the lowest form of conversation.

[quote] [R13], that’s a cameltoe.

No, that's a moose knuckle. Camel toes are for females. Moose knuckles are for males.

Steve Guttenberg... He somehow did it for me back in the early 90's...

"Discussing television shows is the lowest form of conversation."

Said the person who clicked on the thread to jack off over old t.v. shows.

I never choked the chicken to a TV show, but I did to images from TV shows I found in magazines. My favorite was any image I found of Robert Conrad from Wild Wild West.

I can definitely remember getting a funny feeling seeing Billy Warlock and David Chokachi on Baywatch but I think I was too young to jack off to them.

One wank-worthy moment that is seared into my brain is the end of the Buffy Season 3 episode 'Faith, Hope and Trick' where Angel returns from hell completely naked and you see his sweaty back and the top of his ass. I had it recorded on VHS and I rewound/paused that bit over and over again while stroking my dick.

Oh look I found it!

Damn! Angel had a big ol’ ass!

Ponch and John. Especially John as he looked like my big blond 8th grade crush.

Solid Gold dancers in their glorious shirtlessness and right spandex pants.

Passions

This episode of Caroline in the City where hairy-chest Del is comparing dick sizes with a guy in the locker room.

Any episode of Ellen where Jeremy Piven was shirtless.

[quote]that’s a cameltoe.

Cameltoe is that outline in a woman's pants.

If it's on a guy, it's a Moose Knuckle.

So many:

Gil Gerard in "Buck Rogers"

Max Gail in "Barney Miller"

Robert Urich in "Vega$"

Ted Lange in "The Love Boat"

Patrick Duffy on "Dallas"

Stuart Wilson as Count Vronsky in Masterpiece Theatre's "Anna Karenina"

Bryan Brown in "A Town Like Alice"

Jon Erik Hexum in "Voyagers"

Bruce Boxleitner in "How the West Was Won"

OJ Simpson in a whole lot of TV movies

Grant Goodeve in "Eight is Enough"

William Kirby Cullen in "How the West was Won"

Those three big strappin' brothers that mean old Victoria Barkley would never allow to marry.

Coco in the first scene and episode of Golden Girls

Robert Conrad as Frank Cannon

Anything with Antony Hamilton--Cover Up and Mission:Impossible.

I didn't know until years later that he was gay as a $3 bill and getting fucked non stop all over West Hollywood. At least my gaydar was working well.

90s Days of Our Lives had the hottest men

Bubba in Mamas Family... that big bulge was fantastic!

R69 which one in that photo was he?

Neither, [R73]. That's a picture of William Conrad, on the right, who played Cannon. Robert Conrad was the hot closet case in the skintight pants in The Wild Wild West.

Dallas when Chris Atkins was on it.

I would still jerk off to this, as I did at 13:

r35 Neither of the girls. The professor did it for me.

Not trying to shame anyone, but I feel badly for those who had nothing better as a sexual outlet than Gilligan’s Island.

Kevin Spacey, Yul Bryner.

Brian Keith in Family Affair; Frank Sutton in Gomer Pyle; Chad Everett in Medical Center; Tony Orlando in his variety show; John Travolta in Welcome, Back Kotter; Brian Kelly in Flipper; Max Baer in Beverly Hillbillies; All the brothers in "Here Come the Brides (Robert Brown, David Soul and Bobby Sherman); Bill Bixby in the Courtship of Eddie's Father; George Maharis in Route 66; Kent McCord in Adam 12; Don Grady in My Three Sons; Burt Ward in Batman; John Astin in the Addams Family.

That's just off the top of my head.

R80 OK, play the game that the VCR was invented in 1960 and you were able to record and enjoy the most beloved key scenes that work for you instead of having to adapt to new seasons and new shows over time. Which two would have been at the top of the list?

R78 I think it's cool that people used to be more innocent.

Joel Higgins, the dad on Silver Spoons.

Greg Morris on Mission: Impossible.

Hot as fuck.

Phil Morris on Mission Impossible (mid 80s reboot).

Hot as fuck.

r1 &r2

But you were 35 at the time. Weirdos.