My ingrate sister has ceased all contact with our elderly mother

Mary!

And please, "Mother" this and "Mother" that.

I hope your sister cuts you off too, you are a dinosaur on gender politics.

OP, you've posted this before. Why the repeat?

Your sister has a right to feel what she feels. So does your mother. You've probably exacerbated rather than mitigating the situation. You and your mother are both shaming the sister into thinking how she dressed caused the molestation. I hope you're smart enough to know that's not true.

This has to be an EST.

What is this "gender politics" malarkey?

R2, my sister was practically a teenager when this occurred. Mother never could talk any sense into her regarding the way she dresses, and can't understand why my sister is unable to comprehend simple cause and effect. Mother thinks she's a bit "goofy" and has expressed to me that she feels a little ashamed of my sister's disposition and sometimes feels that perhaps she held her too much as a baby.

1/10 OP, it's much too OTT to be believed. You're trying like hell but give it a rest, hon.

Seems to me one of the siblings was dropped on his or her head, not held too much. (Clue: not the sister.)

Why is this any of your business, OP?

She made it my business by attempting to get me to side with her against our aged mother. And now poor Mother's nerves are quite frayed by all this, so she turns to me for solace.

Mother tells me to be gentle with the dolls when I remove them from the curio cabinets. Sometimes I get so mad at Mother that I want to be rough with the dolls and hurt them, but I shan't dare.

It is almost impossible to hold a baby too much.

It does not matter how provocatively a minor is dressed, adults cannot use them for their own sexual needs. Period.

Your whole family is fucked up, especially you, OP.

Mother, make these horrid beastly bullies stop spouting their malarkey at me! Mother, tell them if they wish to make me cry, I shan't!

What is an EST?

Hope it's an EST, R10? Are you blind?

[quote]Mother thinks she's a bit "goofy" and has expressed to me that she feels a little ashamed of my sister's disposition and sometimes feels that perhaps she held her too much as a baby.

You were doing okay with the trolling, but then you had to tip your hand way, way too much with this.

When will the clumsy ESTs ever realize: LESS is MORE.

[quote]my sister was practically a teenager when this occurred

Does this mean she was 12 or that she actually reached 13?

[quote]Mother points out, was always running around half-dressed, which probably enticed the young man

Please describe how the 12 or 13 year old was "half-dressed." Shorts and a sleeveless shirt in summer as opposed to wearing long sleeves and ankle-concealing clothing like the Duggar girls? Oh wait, the Duggar girls also got themselves molested while young.

I'm not the guy who writes THIS NEVER HAPPENED, but judging by the creative writing here, I call bullshit.

Also, what does OTT mean?

When did this Elaborate Scenario supposedly happen?

R10, Mother is of the school of thought that believes showering too much affection on an infant or a child will spoil him. Better to allow them to "cry things out." It builds character. Mother has shared that my sister cried so very much, and Mother was always so tender-hearted that she couldn't resist picking her up sometimes.

I was a much more agreeable baby.

Also, when a pubescent girl parades around in her panties in front of an adolescent boy, the boy's hormones sometimes overtake his good sense. Mother was never able to get my sister to comprehend that, and Mother cannot understand do how my sister can still not get it, even after enduring the (no doubt frightful) consequences of her actions.

EST: Elaborate Scenario Troll

OTT: Off the topic

Too, too, too, too much, r18/OP.

EST perhaps but creepy

Mother, may I sleep with danger?

R15, she was about 12, and very well-developed. She wore very short shorts outdoors, which were barely appropriate for inside. Mother tried to convey to my sister that she might attract unwanted attention, but my sister does not comprehend anything that is expressed with subtlety or discretion.

She has always been the source of heartache and worry for Mother. Mother and I have always been closer because we're more simpatico. My sister has always been jealous of this, but has made no efforts toward understanding how Mother sees things, or towards developing a more refined character. She's a bull in a china shop.

Mary!

"OTT" is not Off The Topic, it's Over The Top.

I'm loving this OP. I applaud the use of "simpatico". I think imaginary sister to be a ne'er do well hussy; a veritable strumpet. Mother must be most vexed. Get her some chamomile tea, dear. That should soothe her nerves.

No! I tell you no! I won't have you bringing your sister in for supper! By candlelight, I suppose, in the cheap, erotic fashion of young men with cheap, erotic minds!

And then what, after supper? Music? Whispers?

Extremely Sad Tale

Pretty Purple Prose

[quote] (who, Mother points out, was always running around half-dressed, which probably enticed the young man)

THAT alone tells volumes. Your mother has justified pedophilia everywhere, including the violation of her own daughter. So, the victim was asking for it. I can almost cut your mother some slack due to her advanced age and archaic beliefs. But, you, OP ought to know better. If a gang of punks ass rape you one day, it was probably the way you were dressed which invited them to plug your bum.

R27, I said Parcheesi, Mother, we're playing Parcheesi! You and nephew will play with sister and me. I am stating my boundaries, Mother.

Mother, Elliot and I have broken our engagement.

R30 is too fucking stupid and clueless to post here. This is why Michfesters and their ilk do not belong on the DL.

Go away harridans and harpies, you have no sense of humor, you cannot detect sarcasm, satire or irony and you're soul-crushingly boring.

Begone!

Norman, are you OP? You wicked boy, come to mother.

Since OP hoarded all the opportunities to massage mother's cankles and braid the hair under her chin, sister had no choice but to put on her hot pants, paint her face in the manner of a wicked city woman, and entice the neighbor for sexual relief

MAMA'S DEAD JOEY! MAMA'S DEAD!

Relax, OP. Sis pisses off elderly mom. Cuts her out of her life - and mom cuts sis out of her will.

it's a win situation for you.

You're horrible and your mom is a cunt.

It's not Mother, OP.

When she taught you to call her Mommie Dearest, she wanted you to MEAN IT.

Well damn, OP, Uncle didn't even give you a second glance. You've resented that forever. He didn't even notice you in your short, tight white shorts with your teeny tiny package showing so invitingly. I'm so sorry.

R33 is off her meds.

If this is for real OP you need to get a clue!

It was probably the only drama your sister ever had...so she is reliving it.

R40 What gave you the impression he wanted his uncle?

The 2015 troll strikes again!

Move along people... there's nothing to see here.