Cheesy commercial slogans you remember

Where's the beef?!

Calgon, take me away.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Jhirmack bounce back beautiful hair!

Fill it to the rim with Brim!

Got milk?

Relief is just a swallow away.

Get a Hartz 90-Day Collar At your favorite store. And teach a flea It's no fun to be A flea anymore.

"Accent is a girl's best friend!"

My brother would taunt me by singing that thing constantly ,until I slugged him. Couldn't find any examples of the ad I'm recalling, you'll just have to settle for Mizz Marla Gibbs, bless her.

Ring around the collar! Ring around the collar!

You're gonna love my nuts!

Crisco--it'll do you proud, ever' time.

Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everybody did?

Oh thank heaven for 7-11

"Do I look clean to you?"

You can with a Nissan

and

The car in front is a Toyota (now what does that suggest, that Toyotas belong to people who drive too slow?)

Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful

"I'LL PAINT ANY CAR for $99.95" *

*As long as it's Urban Bondo Beast Blue Metallic. Christmas tree air freshener and 4-pack of aftermarket plastic wheel covers optional.

"Ancient Chinese secret, huh?"

"Egoiste!"

I'd walk a mile for a Camel

Two all beef patties lettuce cheese pickled onions on a sesame seed bun (Burger King)

My Bologna has a first name it O-s-c-a-r' my Bologna has a second name it's m-a-y-e-r, I love to eat it every day, you ask me why and I will say Oscar Mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a.

If it says Libby's Libby's Libby's Libby's on the label, label, label, you will like it, like it, like it on your table, table, table, if it says Libby's Libby's Libby's on the label, label, label.

Modess. Because . . .

Don't squeeze the Charmin!

How do you spell relief? R-O-L-A-I-D-S

Get Mikey, he'll eat anything....Hey, Mikey!

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief it is! (Alka seltzer)

Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat!

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands. (M&m candies)

As R1 said, "Where's the beef?" is my favorite.

Take it off, take it allllllllllllllllll off! (Noxema shaving cream)

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You've come a long way, baby.! (Virginia Slim cigarettes)

When E.F. Hutton talks, people listen. (Brokerage firm)

Get a piece of the rock. (prudential life insurance)

Look for the Union label.

Nothing gets between me and my Calvins.

Ooh la la Sasson.

You've got the look (The Jordache look).

Between love and madness lies Obsession.

Manly, yes, but I like it, too!

Ancient Chinese Secret! (Calgon)

Hon-GREEEEEEEEE! Hungry Jack! Comin', Ma. *enormous feet walk into the kitchen.* (Hungry Jack biscuits)

Gentlemen prefer Hanes! Hanes will make you smooth and silky...shapely, sexy.

(Hanes pantyhose)

So I told two friends. And she told two friends... and they told two friends... And so on... And so on!

(Prell shampoo)

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!

Have aLark, have a Lark, have a Lark today, etc. to the tune of the William Tell Overture. I'ml sure I drove my parents up the wall with that one.

I remember an ad with two ladies visiting a third lady's house for coffee. As soon as she left the room to get the coffee, one lady turned to the other and said: She has (shudder) house-a-tosis. I cannot remember which air freshener that was for, maybe Airwick.

Breakfast without orange juice is like a day without sunshine

Clairol: I'm gonne wash that gray right outa my hair!

*gonna*

Your Windsong stays on his mind.

[quote]We're having Stove Top Dressing. (ooh la la)

Stove Top Stuffing??? I'm staying!

You can take Salem out of the country...BUT...you can't take the country out of Salem!

The chicken's got a certain... Wessonality!

Bounty! The quicker picker-upper!

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.

Underwood deviled ham (etc.)... A borgashmord.

There was an ad based on "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing," but I can't remember the commercial. I just remember that I learned the jingle first and later found out it was a standard song.

You're soaking in it.

TOOT TOOT!

"Pick up a package a Tennessee Pride." - voiced by the hilbilliest hilbilly ever

Tiny little tea leaves in Tetley Tea.

Dunkin Donuts you can't buy em in a grocery store.

Oh What a Feeling Toyota

Call [bold]Me[/bold] Suzy Chapstick.

"A double pleasure's waitin' for you... "

Mama Mia, that's a spicy meatball!

Coke Is It!

Only your hairdresser knows for sure.

Master Card International . . . . So Worldly So Welcome!

It's Cal Worthington and his dog, Spot!

Go see Cal, go see Cal, Go See Cal... (or if you were most kids you thought it was, "Pussy Cow, Pussy Cow, Pussy Cow."

(Obviously you'll only know these commercials if you grew up in Southern CA.)

I'm a pepper, she's a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

Because I'm a Wooooooman Enjoli!

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

I can remember this from around 1974.

I can't believe I ate that whole thing!

[quote]There was an ad based on "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing," but I can't remember the commercial. I just remember that I learned the jingle first and later found out it was a standard song.

It was for HandiWrap. I didn't realize it was based on a real song either. Here's the commercial with George Costanza's mom and a REALLY tonedeaf little girl.

ShamWow!

For you and your 2000 parts!

You're gonna like the way you look!

Bonkers Bonks You Out

Thank you, r61.

[quote]Two all beef patties lettuce cheese pickled onions on a sesame seed bun (Burger King)

That was a McDonald's Big Mac commercial, not a Burger King commercial.

Keep the hot hot, keep the cool cool!!!

Bonus:

It's a good time for the great taste of McDonald's!!!

Head On. Apply directly to forehead.

Head On. Apply directly to forehead.

Head On. Apply directly to forehead.

Head On. Apply directly to forehead.

And they call it Charlie!

Kid Tested Mother Approved!

from bikes to trains to video games it's the biggest toy store there is!

4 foot 9 and you know who... and she does everything the big boys do!

Wheaties wheaties... that's your style. Now flash, flash, flash... that winning smile!

This hasn't been mentioned yet?

They keep going and going and going...

Scrubbing Bubbles. We work hard so you won't have tooooooooooooooooo

....and we helped!

R21 That's McDonalds Big Mac, and it's

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

Burger King claims it takes two hands to handle his Whopper, because the burgers are bigger at Burger King.

Purina Cat Chow

Chow Chow Chow

You'll wonder where the yellow went

When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent !

See the USA in a Chevrolet, America is asking you to call.

Mwaaa!!!

OotFray OopsLay!

All kinds of people take...

EX LAX!

NBC, proud as a peacock!

(In the season they had one show in the top 25 and gave "Pink Lady and Jeff" to the world.)

"I'm Rula Lenska..."

Kool Aid......America's favorite drink in an envelope.

Fresh Up with Seven Up

Snap Crackle Pop, Rice Krispies

Take a sniff

Pull It Out

The Taste Is Going To Move You When You Pop It In Your Mouth

My wife, I think I'll keep her.

Wouldn't you really rather drive a Buick?

Sugar Froster Flakes.......They're Grrrrrrreat!

Get a Little Closer

Now, Don't Be Shy

He didn't know...the gum was loaded.

I had a crush on the hunky lumberjack in the Raisin Bran commercial and the jingle is catchy too.

New Formula Secret........It's stong enough for a man. But made for a woman!

And I like it too!

McDonald's Is Your Kind Of Place...

🎶Put a Tic Tac in your mouth, and get a bang out of life

🎼It's a clean, fresh explosion of mint!

Life Savers....America's favorite candy in a roll!

Hershey's, the great American chocolate bar!

Raise your hand, raise your hand if you're Sure!!

Coca Cola. The pause that refreshes.

Things go better with Coke!

You bet your sweet Aspercreme!

GE...we bring good things to living; we bring good things to life!

The best part of waking up... is Folger's in your cup!

Go Greyhound. Take the bus,

And leave the driving to us!

Maxwell House. Good til the last drop.

Good things from the garden

Garden in the valley

Valley of the jolly ho-ho-ho Green Giant

We take the nut very seriously At the Fisher Nut Com-pa-nee! We take peanuts and pee-cans, Brazils and ca-SHEWS, and give 'em lots-o-lovin' care....

The Touch

The Feel

The Fabric of Our Lives

Pick up the pace!

The Other White Meat

Lose weight deliciously with the aid of Ayds!

In the arms of the angel...

Our L'Eggs fit your legs

They help you , they hold you

They never let you go!

Beef ... it's what's for dinner

The closer you get the better she looks. (Clairol)

You have a lot to live and Pepsi has a lot to give

If you dare wear short shorts...

RCA is making television better and better!

It's Shake and Bake and I Helped!

from 1970s

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Please don't squeeze the Charmin.

Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.

Which twin has the Toni?

A little dab'll do ya!

Things go better with Coke.

It's finger lickin' good!

A diamond is forever.

When you care enough to send the very best.

Quality never goes out of style

Just do it.

Does she or doesn't she"

Have it your way.

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

It's everywhere you want to be.

Reach out and touch someone.

Because you're worth it.

Fly the friendly sky.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

It doesn't get any better than this.

I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper...wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?

Take it off, take it all off.

When you say Budweiser, you've said it all.

Libby's Libbly's Libby's on the label, label, label.

The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup.

You deserve a break today.

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner.

Where's the beef?

What's in your wallet?

Thanks R117 for reading this thread and recapping all of those for us.

Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.

I'd walk a mile for a Camel.

Looks like a pump. Feels like a sneaker.

The Foot Fixer. Makes your feet feel good.

I can"t seem to forget you. Your Windsong stays on my mind.

Extra value is what you get, when you buy Coronet.

Ask any mermaid you happen to see... What’s the best tuna? Chicken of the Sea.

I WANT MY MTV!!!

Yodel ay Hee hooo!

Swiss Miss instant cocoa with mini marshmallows

MMMM.....pearl drops. My mom hated that commercial. She said no toothpaste would make a woman sound like she was having an orgasm.

Salon selectives.....like you just stepped out of a salon!

He's got the fever for the flavor of a Pringles

We've replaced their regular coffee with Folger's crystals! Let's see if they notice!

I'm a Pepper, You're a Pepper, He's a Pepper, She's a Pepper

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too ?

Hooty the Owl says a wise hostess serves Wise Potato Chips..........

"Just pour in the bowl, and let the party roll!"

I want tuna

I want liver

I want chicken

Please deliver.

Flavah that's full of life! I like that.

I'm surprised it took this long for someone to mention FLAVAH!

What's for supper? Piccadilly Circles!

I can describe this fried chicken in two words: MMM MMM!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world will never know.

I am stuck on bandaids, cause bandaids stuck on me.

Plug it in Plug it in

I've fallen....and I can't get up!

Clap on. Clap off. Clap on, clap off. The Clapper.

CH CH CH Chia!

WHEEEEEEEZE

I can see, think about, or hear the name "Shake n' Vac" without this jingle starting playing in my head.

Jif Micro Liquid, where are you?

Woah Bodyform. Bodyform for yooooooooooooou.

Have another Nutter Butter peanut butter sandwich cookie.

I often hear my upstairs neighbour practicing piano. Yesterday I posted in this thread then last night I awoke to hear my neighbour playing advertising jingles on his piano. I still don't know if it was real or I was half-dreaming the jingle part.

Never let them see you sweat.

Is it real or is it memorex?

Ay, Yi, Yi, Yi, I am the Frito Bandito...

Cheetos... Cheese that goes CRUNCH!

The County Seat. The County Seat. Just direct your feet to the County Seat.

Not all gays have AIDS, just the living ones.

Look for the Union Label 1978 ILGWU ad, so cheesy and apparently so ineffective.

"Tippecanoe and Tyler Too" yes I am that old.

Oo! Arby's is gonna be so mad!

r153, I remember the 70s SNL spoof of that commercial. They were pot growers with a marijuana leaf on the label: "Look for....the Union label...when you're buying your joint, lid or brick!"

Coffee : Lauren Bacall: Are you a coffee lovuh? I am.

David Bowie: the coffee achievers!

I'm really glad they made the Children's Aid Society

1 800 Mathews

Leave off the last s for savings

Crazy Eddie, he's slashing prices!

Coronet, NY furniture store.

Hey Ma, what's for dinner says 2 brothers

Ma: reservations

^ $orry. 1800 mattress

1 800 empire carpets

Mary Quant..color essentuals

Folgers...with Mrs.Olsen

Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific

Jovan Sport

Sergio Valente

At Macy*s/Bamburgers

Brenda Vaccaro for Tampax If I had a daughter.

Bain de Soleil for the St.Tropez tan

Swiss Miss Instant Cocoa, it'll warm you up in side

Brought to you by..Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Kool aid busting through walls. I even sent away for a cheesy plastic mug w/3 box tops.

V05 hot oil treatment w/the glass of hot water, tube inserted. Shiny brunette hair in background behind glass.

Some NY hotel..it was the lullaby of old Broadway

A AMERICAN black speciality hair shop in NY..Oh Diane!

Avoid the Noid

My skin was so dry, I could scratch the word "dry" right into my skin!

Wasn't it Chester the Cheetah for Cheetos and Tony the Tiger for Kelloggs?

Mother, PLEASE! I'd rather do it myself!

2 older women comparing Kraft to Hellman's using a celery stick. KRAFT is creamier! Mayonnaise

"Ah kin discrahb this frahd chickin in two woids: MMM-MMM!"

Some old bat crunching on carrots explaining she still has her teeth because she flossed. Not oralB but some other brand. That worked on me. Never forget it.

It was the Milford Plaza, lullaby of old broadway.

Gold Bond Powder

Taboo (Cologne in white glass bottles)..watch the natives go wild!

Dove, with 1/4 moisturizing cream.

Oww! No More Tangles spray cream rinse as the mom almost takes a chunk out of her daughter's scalp in the preview without product.

I told two friends about it, and they told two friends, and so on, and so on ...

Showing a brunette pilot in cockpit, underarm deodorant : Mitchum, you can even skip a day

Do you ever feel ... NOT SO FRESH?

Time to make the donuts

MMMM ... it's a great feeling!

Ella Fitzgerald scatted for MemoriX cassette tapes. Shown breaking a glass. They'd replay on the tape and it would also break the glass. Her scat: ah baba ba beep ba baba da doooo!

Is it live or is it Memorex?

I think the game is coming up with a memory not posted on this thread, pearl drops.

Watch how it's done.

Beautiful Mt. AIRY LODGE

Some fag hater Anita for Sunshine orange juice

Ed M cMahon for Colonial Penn?

Früjen Gladje ice cream in white plastic frozen containers before Hägen Daz put them under. The voice on commercial was annoyingly Swedish. Drove me crazy. Peach was the bomb!

Looks like a pump feels like a sneaker

Jell-0 pudding pops w/rapist on Brooklyn stoop saying- Mmmmmmm

Rrrrolling writer pen-tal pen

Rrrrrrrruffles have rrrrridges

Feminine deodorant spray. Forgot the name. Explains Mrs. Patrick Campbells obsession with stinkfish, though. Oh, FDS, IT WAS. in silver cannister skinny spray bottles. Then everyone came down with cervical cancer. Then they switched to Johnson & Johnsons corn starch. Starch up those crisp, neatly ironed cunts everyone!

Thanks R202. Aah memories...so fuzz.

Before Poland Spring it was north of Maine, Canadian bottled water.

Naya..the goddess of spring water

Colgate with the gel ribbon in the middle

Was it Ben-Gay with the flashing orange orbs that showed where the back and knee pain was?

Wait..yes..no, I think that was Oragel. Pulsating orange orbs?

He wasn't a doctor but he played one on TV but for whom?

Elizabeth Taylor, mighta been White Diamonds. She takes the earrings off of her ears, hands them to another in peril and proclaims "These have always given/brought me luck"..saunters away.

It's popping the top right off!

Orville Redenbacher

Country Time, Country Time..tastes like that good old fashioned lemonade

You call it corn. We call it maize.

Bartle & James wine coolers. They made it seem okay for a teen Native to get blindly diabetiCly drunk. Cost me a DWI and a scar on my forehead at 17.

Ooey-gooey rich and chewy inside

Tender cakey golden-flaky outside

Put the inside in the outside

Is it good? Darn tootin'!

Do the big, FIG, NEWTON!

Country Crock that showed just hands buttering rolls where the wife admonishes her husband and slaps his hand away.

Löwenbrau ads were similiar. It's gonna be a good night tonight..can't remember the rest.

Mazola..corn goodness. Sung by Natives

Hands from the storage fridge jutting out offering orange juice to the shopper in supermarket. Not all that old but classic. Memorable.

When yoplait was 1st starting out they focused on old Russians in their late 90s doing jigs. Hand to God.

Philadelphia brand cream cheese shown EVERY commercial break during Mike Douglas & Dinan Shore shows.

Static cling, you got me again. Dryer sheets.

Paul Masson will sell no wine before its time

Tylenol Migraine!

Bayer aspirin, coated for your stomach

LemonUp shampoo, brings out the highlights in blonds

The cap was a plastic lemon on a yellow cylinder with bold black font.

Your Windows Song stays on my mind

Krazy glue

Construction worker with hard hat boldly ascended 300 feet by crane kicking his legs about

Hi, I'm Snuggles

Mothers prefer JIF

Hidden Valley Ranch

Winding roads led there. Sunshine bursts.

Stupid cranberry bog commercials. OceanSpray.

Pennsylvaaaania Dutch

Salsa made in..NEW YORK CITY!!?

Steak..it's whats for dinner

Morrison and 9 lives. He removes himself from cathedral to feast. Condescending cunt to his human mother. Always. Was his shtick.

The replacement Morrison had a duefy Madonna cheek implants look before settling in. He couldn't quite bring the same shade-sombre. He just couldn't and we all noticed We knew then, orig Morris had passed or been put out to pasture. Ugh. Life is so cruel.

Wouldja please pass the jelly?

Schmuckers Fruit Preserves Old bat faints from hillbilly. MAID fans old bat

Don't call it jelly

Gray skies are gonna clear up!

Put on a Windex shine!

L'air du temps. Something in the air

Upstate Ford Dealers were driven to be the best!

When you take Jhoon Rhee self defense

Then you too can say

“Nobody bothers me”

Look, Ma, no cavities!