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porn caption contest - 8/09/15

"With this thing in my ass I think I can hit a High C!"

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by Anonymousreply 11January 4, 2021 6:04 PM

I just spotted your Hummel figurine collection!

by Anonymousreply 1August 9, 2015 3:20 PM

"And I Am Telling You, I'm Not Going"

by Anonymousreply 2August 9, 2015 3:20 PM

"they told me an anal orgasm would be like this"

by Anonymousreply 3August 9, 2015 3:30 PM

"I just had another one of my BRILLIANT ideas."

by Anonymousreply 4August 9, 2015 3:52 PM

"I just remembered that I forgot to douche!"

by Anonymousreply 5August 9, 2015 4:12 PM

"this is a place, where nobody dared to go!"

by Anonymousreply 6August 9, 2015 6:09 PM

I'm ready! is it in yet?

by Anonymousreply 7August 10, 2015 2:48 PM

Guy in the back: Mussy Dentata! Mussy Dentata!

by Anonymousreply 8January 4, 2021 5:51 PM

"Where no man has gone before?? Who are you kidding?"

by Anonymousreply 9January 4, 2021 5:57 PM

Reminds me of this...

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by Anonymousreply 10January 4, 2021 5:59 PM

Mom, I thought you were at work.

by Anonymousreply 11January 4, 2021 6:04 PM
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