Things that are surprisingly gay

2) Football.

3) Rugby.

dudes strutting around locker rooms naked (not that i'm complaining).

Canes

Tony Randall

Architecture and construction

Ryan Seacrest

Guys, who claim to like women, who travel far and wide to see and meet fitness models.

*Male fitness models.

Men's Fitness magazine.

Male models.

Men's magazines.

Men.

Professional wrestling

Men who gush over male athletes either through talent or looks or who they're dating.

Bodybuilding

Working out.

Getting all horny from a football game and then going home and banging the wife

Bro-county

The word "bro"

veterinarians

Certain NFL quarterbacks

People named "Jake"

Gluten!

All you men under the age of 28

George W. Bush

Most guys in prison for more than 6 months

Musicals, theatre, dresses, hair styles, obsessing about decades dead Hollywood "icons". I'll never understand it.

The hot new guy in the building. Has a different guy with him every time I see him in the elevator.

Ryan Seacrest is surprisingly gay? Where? On iVillage?

"There's nothing gayer than the Boy Scouts" - Jon Stewart.

I met my first fuck bud in the Boy Scouts as a teen and certainly saw boys be boys

The military

Rick Santorum

All those things are just plain gay, R23. Not surprisingly gay....

My husband.

Regis Phibin.. Learned that here.. Shocked I tell ya!

This

R33 it was "surprisingly" gay. Hell even my grandmother in the 70s knew that was GAY GAY GAY

Bruce Jenner 🙊

feminine women

Knowing exactly how a real lady would have dressed in 1965.

Very Jackie Kennedy-esque.

Sophia still looks fab!

BODYBUILDING.

It goes first on the list.

[quote]she still looks great

She needs to ditch the wig and tone it all down. She's over 80 now & needs to cover up the décolleté.

....

Is that a guy?

guys slapping each other on the ass and saying "good game."

Mark Consuelos

cristiano ronaldo

The Armed Forces, particularly the Navy and Marines.

Summer Camp and College

The boy scouts.

The audience at old burlesques and straight porn palaces

Bikers, truckers, skateboarders

What do you mean by "gay"? Something stereotypical like behaviour and other cliches or are you talking about homoeroticism?

Comic nerds

A can of tuna.

I have to agree, bodybuilding.

seeing Broadway musicals

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Politics generally, but more specifically advisors and lobbyists etc

Reflections in mirrors I encounter.

constantly posting selfies and body images on Instagram

Jax and Tom and Tom on Vanderpump rules

Hmm, I would say that wrestling is homoerotic but listening to Madonna is gay.

Always running around the locker room naked since you know you have a big dick and great body

Sucking cock in the bathroom

fooling around in steam rooms and it's not about the gay dudes in there! LOL

ABC News

Hillary!

Gynecology

(I know 2 gay gynecologists...of all things.)

r67 I wonder if there are gay men who are proctologists?

TV News Correspondents

Vlada Putin

Puberty

Boarding school

(military, computer programming , academia, engineering = transbian; hairdressing, makeup-artist, whore = trangender classique)

^helicoptering = transbian

Whole Foods...great for crusing.

Department stores (also great for cruising)

Obviously bodybuilding. Bodybuilding is for gay guys like striptease is for hetero women.

Home Depot

That's why it's called Homo Depot

Before there was WF, r75, I used to meet men at Jefferson Market.

I used to meet them at port authority

Half the real estate brokers in NYC. Pretty easy to get laid looking at properties if they think you're a serious buyer

I used to look at apartments sometimes when I was horny, r82.

Ulisses Jr working out. His videos are so homoerotic to the point that I think he is deliberately catering his vids to gay guys. Let alone the cock moments. :P

Law school

Nachos

Drunk or stoned frat boys. Was never that hard to get dick if the mood struck at those parties in college. Was pleasantly surprised to learn that just wasn't fantasy in porn.

Plumbers (and I don't mean the Watergate kind).

Darren Criss ;O

Lawyers

Obama

r91 probably thinks Aaron Schock hasn't met the right girl yet

Bad decision making

Cutthroat Kitchen

Dolly Parton

Frank Gifford

Though every breeder I know thinks Dolly's gay, R95. I get that it should be surprising. But that knowledge seems to have been in the water supply so long that I wonder if it was ever a surprise. I guess it must have been at some point, but the rumors were out there way back in the early 70s way before my time. Be interested to know when it became popularly accepted.

HAMILTON

My boss. No clue until i found out a few days ago he's been banging a good friend of mine for a good few months..now i have ENTIRELY too much information on the guy and his skills in the sack. But i'm playing dumb about the whole thing.

Female members of the U.S. Congress

The husbands of the female members of the U.S. Congress

GOp politicians

Rebel yells

Straight guys after 5 drinks

Not all of them R103 but certainly some of them. Esp younger and always horny. It's been known to happen. That's not just a college joke. It was never that hard to get dick at a drunken frat party.

"Female members of the U.S. Congress"

And the males, too

real estate agents

jesus christ being gang banged by his 13 apostles

God-awful taste

Str8 porn

Homophobic Black Gossip blogs

As was Hamilton himself R98

That termite inspector that comes every month. Honey he's gayer than i am

R112, Do you giggle like a 12 year old girl when says he wants to thoroughly examine your wood? I dunno the exact protocol coming as i do from a civilised part of the world where such abominations are unknown, termites that is, not homosexuals ;)

R104 I wish someone had told me this at the age of 20.

The restrooms at the Hustler Club.