After reading the clamoring for details by posters living vicariously through the clean-carpeted gent who recently was granted a go-ahead to manually stimulate his inebriated, jail-bird cousin, I've been wondering how often the average DLer actually gets laid. Despite my good-natured teasing of the cousin-jacker, I'm not judging. After all, he's gotten dick more recently than I. We have everything here from that odious virgin, stalker, socially inept Canadian creep who resells books (him I'm judging) to lads who think anything less than ten inches is tiny-meat. So, with what regularity do our posters actually get close enough to another human's genitals to consider it sex?
How often do you get laid?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 26, 2020 12:00 AM |
I haven't had sex since the Clinton administration.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 5, 2015 6:21 PM |
Quite often again lately with the hubby. He now has this really hot workout partner that get's him all worked up. He denies it but it's so true..and I don't mind a bit. Dude is str8 anyway but definitely getting the hubby all horny again like it was our first few months. Nothing but a gain for me.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 5, 2015 6:54 PM |
Haha, that is definitely a thing R2. I used to have this fuckbuddy, he had a personal trainer who would get him so fucking horny he would always text me when they were finished.
Supposedly the trainer he was touchy feely and a little flirty (though straight) which made it worse for him. Smart guy, it kept his business strong and kept me happy.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 5, 2015 7:32 PM |
Well, personally, I think it all depends on ... wait .. what? Okay, gotta go. He says he's about to come, so hell expect me to kiss him.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 12, 2015 9:58 AM |
Not had sex this century,
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 22, 2015 11:28 PM |
Well, since the bathhouse closed, it's been tough going.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 22, 2015 11:56 PM |
Haven't been laid in about a month, but that's going to change real soon. In about an hour my partner and I are going to the baths. On a Sunday morning at 7:00, was never there at such an odd hour. The last time we went was about 6 months ago, must've been fucked by 15 different guys - at least. Hope today is just as successfull. School is still out over here, chances of hooking up with something young and twinky should be good as well.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 23, 2015 3:29 AM |
R7 Slut.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 25, 2020 10:30 PM |
DIAF, 2015 bump troll.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 25, 2020 10:32 PM |
Since I got married 7 months ago, it's every day. And I'm 60.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 25, 2020 10:34 PM |
so easy to take the bait
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 25, 2020 10:39 PM |
Married. At least twice a week.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 25, 2020 10:43 PM |
Nice, R12. Do you tell your husband?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 25, 2020 10:49 PM |
I want to know how R7’s trip to the baths five years ago went.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 25, 2020 10:50 PM |
R14, you're charming
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 25, 2020 10:51 PM |
R10, awwww I'm happy for you! I love the beginning part of a relationship when two guys can't keep their hands off each other. But it's so romantic when it's a married couple in love.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 25, 2020 10:52 PM |
R7, there's nothing more pathetic than two queens prowling the hallways of bathhouses, trolling for dick together.
AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 25, 2020 10:57 PM |
Never.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 25, 2020 11:03 PM |
Shouldn't this come in a Coronavirus version?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 25, 2020 11:16 PM |
Not since the coronavirus started. It would’ve been simple to have that as an option but I suppose you’re taking a poll for people who are whoressluts or have a partner.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 25, 2020 11:56 PM |
married, happily - but he's lost interest. I'm so hungry for affection. I'm 57 so I suppose it's over. sad.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 26, 2020 12:00 AM |