Just binge watched season five on Netflix
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Overall, I was underwhelmed this season. Not really feeling the characters or storylines they are featuring.
Frankie --- hated that they placed her back in prison. Seemed trite that she was there again primarly as a romantic partner for Allie. I liked her better outside of prison and they could've kept her involved in the show even if the character was still outside.
Allie --- weak and ineffective. Showing her trying to 'take out' Ferguson just showed how pathetic she is. The wrong character died on the season four finale.
Cazz --- She's no Bea Smith and her being Top Dog was like Yoga Jones being in charge on OITNB. She was all kumbaya. And her sudden 'softening' and potential romance with Will was sickening and contrived. PLEASE put some make up on that poor thing.
Vera --- I like the character, but she needs to grow a bigger pair. She was totally torn to shreds this season and takes little to no action to retaliate. Instead she saves her mortal enemy to inflict more pain at a later date.
Will --- Shame on you for not showing your luscious shirtlessness ........but you were looking a little puffier so maybe you're not in your season one shape. Keep fighting the good fight.
Jake The Snake --- All of his secrets exposed and he's still around to stir up more trouble with Channing. He was so weak and sad this season. Took the typical bad guy arc of falling in love with his victim. But I don't see a redemption story with Vera in the cards.
Joan --- Was batshit crazy all season. Thought she got some just desserts in the last minutes of the season finale. Somehow, I don't expect that is really the end though. Start digging, Joan. Start digging.
Lizzie and Boomer --- These two women are too unattractive to take over as leads in this series. Both characters had some good moments this season (especially Liz in the final episode), but NO ........ sorry, I said it.
Sonia --- Will survive. Has some real potential to be a shit stirrer in the prison. I'd prefer Joan stay buried and we see what Sonia can stir up in season six. Her storyline was probably the best of the season, especially the zinger with Lizzie's supposed detective love interest (who one upped Sofia by running off with his loot and exposing her second successful murder. And in their prison scene, Joan practically passed the torch to Sonia.
imdb says Wentworth with have a season six.