How do you usually flirt with guys?

Having a fan helps.

Lick the plexiglass barrier and purr "Are you free for the rest of your life?"

I present my dick, then my hole.

Open wide and show him the hockey numbers on your tonsils.

Dude, don't wink. Just don't....

R5 But he'd be so adorably doofy, someone would want to take him home.

I've learned all my moves from flirt extraordinaire, Dylan O'Brien:

Bend, and Snap

Lick my eyebrows and smile.

OP you wrote that in the conditional tense.....

i mean in the 2nd conditional - the hypothetical. You have never flirted??

From Burns and Allen (radio) Show

Gracie: Women love George, why last week when we went to the beach they all gave him the double wink

Blanche: The double wink?

Gracie: Yes, as he walked passed them in his bathing suit they closed both eyes

I can't flirt. I hate all kinds of social ambiguity - when I'm interested in a guy, I just go up to him and ask him if I may invite him to a drink.

on the spectrum, then?

Maybe, r14.

Well kudos that you ask guys out. That's a challenge enough! Hope they say yes sometimes.

r15

Sometimes - not that often, but that's also down to the fact that I don't look for indication whether someone may be gay before asking them out; I just give it a try.

(^That was r15 replying to r16, not the other way round)

R17 are you German?

How did you know this, r19?

Germans are famous for being bad flirts.

I could just tell that you were German.

Interesting - was it a linguistic thing, or the way I described my behaviour, r19?

I ask him if he wants to see my Super Bowl ring

If he looks sleazy, I do the up and down and round about. Feet, hair, eyes, crotch, eyes, hands, eyes, crotch, eyes. Usually with one hand near or on my package.

If he looks wholesome, look, look away, look, smile, look away, smile while looking away, make a subtle but obvious effort to compose my face, look again and smile again to show I can't control my interest.

It was your description of your behavior. Basically what r21 said.

In some German towns and cities (not so much Berlin, Hamburg, or Cologne) buy a guy a drink and have a chat and he will be hurt and astonished if you try to move on after 30 minutes to another prospect. A lot of missed messages and signals.

Flirting is an art. Never vulgar or needy. Retain your dignity. Practice. Even if nothing culminates, quality flirting is fun. Both should feel flattered.

Be open, natural with a smile and make eye contact. The lightest of humor, but don't try too hard. An appropriate breezy compliment never hurts. If they're interested take it from there. If interest you can build on doesn't come back, be on your way and enjoy the interaction.

Surreptitiously pass a note in class asking him what his major is.

[quote] Dude, don't wink. Just don't....

Hey, it worked for me.

I was being shown some shirts by the cutest salesman at Marshall Field in Houston, back when they had Marshall Field back in Houston. He was ringing up the sale and looked over at me. I smiled and gave him a quick wink, and when the receipt came back, it had his name and phone number on it. I called the number, and after work, drove over to where he lived and brought him back to my hotel. Huge dick, great sex. He was young, something like 19 or 20, and could go again and again. The next day I was sitting in an endless meeting, constantly shifting in my chair because my ass hurt so much from all the fucking.

So sometimes a quick wink, you should pardon the expression, does the trick

I wanted to flirt with my hot coworker today (divorced with kids all before 30 & he's leaving for new job so he is now my prey!) but I had an audience of nosy coworkers around. I limited it to pleasant conversation as he lingered by me for longer than he need to (I think he knows whats up). I dont do well when other people are watching. But if I get him alone I am certainly going to work him over.

I feel that the most successful flirts are in public and the thrill is increased if its covert.

With an iPhone and pics.

I ask him for a happy ending

I ask him to sign a confidentiality agreement, and threaten to sue him for $100 million if he squeals to the media

I let him wear my Super Bowl ring and bring him to the ESPYs with me.

"I let him wear my Super Bowl ring and bring him to the ESPYs with me."

Before dumping him and breaking his heart into a million pieces....right, Aaron?

r37 the question was about flirting not dating / breaking up Kevin. And for the rest of you homos, I"m not gay. I just like to flirt.

puke

I love smiling and urging them on and acting like they're the most interesting, funny guy in the world. A positive attitude really does half the work for you.

I ask him if he likes me in my earrings and caftan.

And when he says no I say, "Well, if that's really what you want" and take them off.

I just grab ‘em by the pussy

Caftans.

Earrings.

NEXT!

R5

I wink at EVERYONE!

If I’m being facetious or trying to let them know I’m not serious (I have resting serious face) I wink. Men, women, children- it’s a habit.

I wink at people 4-5 times a day.

I also call men “honey” when I’m being stone cold serious.

“Honey you ain’t kiddin’”

“I’m so sorry for your loss, honey.”

Weird regional linguistic quirk.

R44, you're not a 300 pound black woman.

Please tell me you are kidding about winking at someone. No one winks anymore. That's a sure way to tell them you are an out-of-touch elder. Do you also say "Gee Whiz, Wally?"

I like dudes who flirt like this

R47 that was hot.