Instagram ho Max Emerson posts an epic bulge shot

boring "straight" queen

Max Emerson is neither straight nor "straight." And the OP pic is hardly the most revealing.

Yeah Max is openly gay, I don't follow him closely but I've never seen him look so fucking stacked downstairs which is why I started this thread. I mean the cockhead in that pic is massive.

He makes fun of his granny butt all the time. He has no ass.

It is unbearable not being able to see his schlong in all its glory.

Yum ...

Picture taken by his alleged bf, Anthony Watson...

I wonder if he really is a "ho." I would pay to have sex with him.

Damn, I agree with OP. Max Emerson has been pictured in underwear a million times and I've never seen him look so damn hung. Wonder if this pic is unaltered.

The visible penis is average. Nice enough. The little boy undies are creepy. The location is bewildering. The purpose is depressing.

And does he have frosted hair? Frosted!??

SHOPPED!!!

Puh-leeze R10. Nothing about the girth of that cockhead is average man. C'mon, shit is thick as fuck.

Maybe you have a small cock or haven't seen many cocks?

Heh, I've seen cocks of all shapes and sizes in my life dude. I know a fat dick when I see one. I was the same poster at R9 that questioned if it was legit, but what is pictured is a fat dick.

maybe its a short dick with a semi so the head is pressing on the flimsy briefs

Has there been any gossip or rumors about Max?

No ass = DENIED. Go do some serious squatting damn it.

I see no shaft. I don't see why this is an "epic bulge" at all. Just a muscle mary in his underoos.

Who the hell is Max Emerson?

what time do those legs open?

Why does his bulge say "Justin Bieber" when I click on it?

He says he tags things Justin Bieber so he doesn't lose the irony of how stupid he is being by posting tons of selfies on Instagram.

You like...?

Max, why do you feel the need to post a link every day to your Instagram? Are you that starved for attention?

Who is this person?

What does he do?

He's hot for a living.

if you want to bend him you have got to clear your bank account ;)

When of the things I like a about Data Lounge. If it weren't for DL, I would never know who Max Emerson is. DL, you make my day.

R24 because that's what we're looking at, you're haircut

[quote]Who is this person? What does he do?

He is a model, and is trying to be a "youtube personality"

[quote]No ass = DENIED.

Who cares about his lack of butt? Trust me, boy ain't a bottom.

He's not funny; he's not cool.

He may have a nice physique, but he's a huge dork who's too white for his own good. Somebody should tell him that dorks don't get to be jerks.

He'd do well to keep his mouth shut and just model the underpants or fuck on cam.

Why is he playing ping pong in his underwear?

[quote]Why is he playing ping pong in his underwear?

Do you see his instagram? Posting pictures of himself is underwear is what he does, it is how he built his little social media fanbase. It is pretty shameless but at least he has some sense of humor about it which is nice. Notice he tagged Steve Grand in the photo at R24, Steve actually responds in the comments.

It's funny that Max is so shameless about "yes, please objectify me" while Grand on the other hand had this big hissy fit over being objectified.

Max and Steve Grand together?

the new pic has a better bulge than the OP's first pic.

But this dude needs to put on some clothes, and maybe about 10 pounds of fat.

[quote]the new pic has a better bulge than the OP's first pic.

What? The pic in the OP has a way hotter visible penis line.

Apparently one of his top five male celebrities to have sex with is DL favorite Colton Haynes. C'mon bitches, we should make that happen, they would be such a sexy couple. And y'know Colton loves tall tops.

I need to spank his ass with that pinggpong paddle NOW

I'll give him a bump. He does put in so much work for attention.

Thankfully you can also find some new gorgeous men through him

And another

I'm with OP. That's a nice cockhead VPL.

[quote]That's a nice cockhead VPL.

Max Emerson clearly thinks that people feel that way. On top of the "big top" instagram post linked earlier he retweeted this a couple days ago.

Is he with Ford, Wilhelmina or Elite?

Or none?

From what I can tell he is represented by different agencies out of different cities, not an exclusive.

Wilhelmina for Miami, LA models for LA, Chosen for Chicago and a couple ones abroad.

Look at me guys, im so hot and fit and fun and I know all these gorgeous men. Look at me wearing underwear in the most stupid situations. Look at me please and the great food I eat. Look at me!

is he allergic to clothes? not that i mind ;)

r48 behave

[quote]is he allergic to clothes?

It appears so...

he's uncut, pull the skin back over the corona, which makes the overall glans penis larger in appearance.

Emerson you spanner! My father is a tailor! Everybody go buy clothes so the garment industry stays in business

I'd let him spank me with that ping-pong paddle

He's kinda fat and has cankles & ass knees

r55 are you the epitome of western beauty yourself dweller?

R56: we've been rocking the heroin chic look since 1987. All of our ribs show!

Jelly??

r56 not even man.

You ain't got to lie! Don't be mad cuz we got all this and you didn't!

Max Emerson should know better than getting all buddy buddy with Pablo Hernandez.

Pablo is a mess, I can't take him seriously since those videos of him drugged up and letting every rando fuck him bare surfaced. God there was that one gross fat dude plowing away at him.

A living sterotype of a poz, pass around bottom.

Forgot link

More Pablo HOTNESS!

[quote]Don't judge boys just wanna have FUN!

People who get high on tina and let any stranger who walks in their door plow them bareback while their friends video tape deserve to be judged. Hell, they deserve an intervention, stat.

He does any epic jump off the boardwalk into the ocean @ 6:25

He seems like a cool dude in that interview. Though seriously?!? A book about his adolescence?! C'mon dude. Just because he was a gay dude who grew up in a conservative town? So did tons of other guys.

Unless there are lots of hot details about sexual exploits I can't imagine it is that interesting or necessary.

r60 then he got double stuffed. lucky pig

Max Emerson thanks his followers

How do you get individual Instagram pictures to display? I thought they'd disabled that function.

Who the fuck is this stunt queen? Seriously. Has he ever done anything? Why do people give a shit about him?

Well like the OP said he is a professional instagram ho R69. He is also a fairly successful model and tries to do "comedy" videos on his Youtube channel.

Basically, another example of the modern stay self-promoter/famewhore.

day*

And he is SO fucking adorable.

How does he get paid? It seems all the modeling he does is photographed by himself or friends for Instagram. Does he make money dancing or bartending?

Those are the pictures he posts on Instagram R73. He is an actual model by profession.

He has a new project going on. Read about his Indiegogo campaign! It actually does seem to be a good project though. And it's for a good cause. I'd donate if I had the money.

Nice bush!

um....where can one view that video of Pablo getting plowed....?

It's a nice idea R75. Let's be honest, it will probably a shitty movie though.

[quote]um....where can one view that video of Pablo getting plowed....?

Can you really not google "Pablo Hernandez sex tape" without help?

He works out in the nude and gives tips on being a famewhore

If his cockhead were a mushroom, what kind of mushroom would it be?

He appears in the thread about fitness models on DL.

Is he what, hatero, homosensual or bisensual?

Gay, gay, gay, R81.

I hope Max will be an actor in the movie.

I wish I had a spare $100,000 so I could "executive produce" it with him.

[quote]I hope Max will be an actor in the movie.

I think that is the whole point. He wanted to be an actor, he started modeling because he couldn't get an acting job (sadly there is probably a reason for that even though he doesn't want to face that)

[quote]I wish I had a spare $100,000 so I could "executive produce" it with him.

It looks like you "only" need to donate at least 5k to get with him. I love he even jokes about the fact it "sounds like" he is escorting himself in the youtube video. He does have a pretty good sense of humor, I will give him that.

Thanks, R84. I'll have to listen to the video.

Here's his boyfriend.

R84 - will he be an actor in the movie or an "actor"?

Is that cock real???? R86

he needs even more eyeliner

Now I remember. I have wtached a few of his videos on Youtube in the past. On Youtube he seems very extroveted and flirty, but in his pics he seems rather introverted.

He's going to have a brutal time when he hits the wall.

So is Max banging Ms. Kyle Krieger?

I'm not sure that's his cock head in OP's pic. It looks more like support fabric inside the briefs that cause the shadow. And who the hell knows what's inside there. Wasn't one of his videos about the tricks underwear models do to make themselves look better in the photoshoots? He's a hot guy but I don't remember him ever showing a huge dick in his videos where he's all the time in undies.

Jesus Christ, Max is like a 12 year old girl with his first crush. He has gone out on like two dates or something with this dude and seems to be falling so hard.

it´s only to advertise "Hooked" imho

uhhh so who the hell snapped that totally intimate, private shot of them kissing?

I don't find him all that good looking, and the fact that he stated he has to get tested weekly for STDs because of how many randos he fucks with disgusts me.

Oh GOD. Is Kyle Krieger going to try acting in whatever the hell this "HOOKED" thing is?? Kyle's motion pictures are best appreciated... on mute.

He is trying so hard to get people to give money, I almost feel bad for him. Still only at like 25% of goal I think. I mean 150k is a lot of money he thought people would just give him to make a movie that will almost certainly be terrible. I mean look at his Youtube videos, they are decent fluff but nothing more.

I like you Max, but come on man.

WHORE BOIS

He's a stuck-up douchebag. Total cornball who isn't remotely funny or cool.

He should have kept his mouth shut ...

Interesting you think that R101. I say the opposite, I thought he was cute but not especially memorable. It was seeing some interviews with him and some of the humor on his instagram account that made me actually like him. He seems way less douchey than comparable instagram hos, he has a sense of humor about it.

No, he keeps calling himself a "supermodel" and a "sensation." He eviscerates women who have the audacity to find him attractive.

He brags about himself in every video and he never says anything funny or interesting. Douche!

His YouTube channel is part of the World of Wonder "network", so RuPaul owns a piece of him.

I thought Randy Barbara and Benton Failey owned WOW

They do R105 - but Ru is their cash cow and has some control over their direction. Without her they'd have been out of business ages ago.

Barbato -- fucking autocorrect!

Why do people care about some instagram fame whore showing bulge?

There are better looking porn stars who will show you everything.

I can't think of a porn "star" who's as good-looking as Max Emerson, or who seems like such a nice human being.

R108 = Rocco Steele

Max on the subway.

We are always jealous of men with chiseled bodies.

We could try chiseling our own and see how people react to us and what benefits they might bring along beit for the ego or for our wallet...

Makeup challenge

Oh, wrong thread >.<

He's very showy but he seems to be an activist too collecting money to help LGBT teens being kicked out of their homes.

I've worked with him. Nice enough guy, but he can be a pissy diva. And, there is always a feeling that he's hustling for a buck -- though not in an escort sort of way. I mean, sure generally everybody is working some sort of an angle, but with him it seemed a bit more blatant and on the surface than most people.

I get the feeling that he believes the book is great, but I thought it was a snooze, and not particularly well written. I would never have said anything to him about it, however, because I don't think he cares much for any kind of criticism.

[quote]I get the feeling that he believes the book is great, but I thought it was a snooze, and not particularly well written.

I offered to copyedit the online version for free. It needed it. I never heard back from him.

Thanks for sharing R116 and R117.

But you don't know if he'll ever give any money to homeless LGBT teens, r115.

He's just exploiting an issue close to your heart for money, fame and work as an actor. He has only committed to sharing 50 percent of the profits, which means he's probably cutting himself and others a check without ever having to donate.

What will his declared $150,000 budget go to? What fee does he take before seeing "a profit?"

He's projecting $1.5 million grosses for a shitty, gay indie without any talent when studio limited releases about gay subjects with A-list talent struggle to make $500,000.

He needs to disclose the accounting and pay scheme. Even if he promises not to take a penny before breaking even, how is anyone going to verify or enforce the charity?

Honestly, if this movie flops, he'll be the only one paid, not the homeless.

Is he going to star in the movie? I'll pay for that. I doubt I'm the only one.

I've lost IQ points reading this thread. All he does is post pictures of himself in underwear? LOL

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I Also Enjoy Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word, Because I'm A Fucking Retard.

[quote] I offered to copyedit the online version for free. It needed it. I never heard back from him.

That does not surprise me in the least, R117. Yes, it did need it. I was going to make a similar offer for the "promised" next book he has discussed, but decided not to do that, because, as I said, I didn't think he would appreciate the offer. And, at this point, I don't really care enough to put in that much work for free.

And, yes, R119 accurately captures what the issues are with the movie, especially this:

[quote] He's just exploiting an issue close to your heart for money, fame and work as an actor.

I've heard the details of this project, and it sounds like it is long on hope and promises and short on any viable plan to make it happen in some sort of a realistic manner.

When an established star takes on a worthwhile charitable project, you understand from the outset it is not to get exposure as an actor. It may be to burnish his or her credentials as a humanitarian, but it isn't for profit or monetary gain -- usually just the opposite. Here, you have an Instagram personality taking an emotional issue and trying to push his project as a worthwhile cause AND at the same time getting himself in front of the camera. Oh, and he's got to get paid. So, everyone's a winner, right? Well, maybe, maybe not. Let's just say that I have no present intention of giving any money to this.

Regardless of anything, he has a charming personality. The kind of guy who has it easy to hit on other guys by just speaking.

He apparently successfully raised 150k for the movie.

She is a magnificent homosexual, but who is she?

This is slightly off topic, but will The Real O'Neals ever happen? I know Max has a small part in the series, and it looks kinda funny.

Damn, apparently 25k of it came from Anthony Watson who Max was hanging out with while he was in the UK (even took the pic of his bulge in the OP). Look at him being a nice sugar daddy to Max, Max better make sure to show his appreciation.

R119, I thought it was listed what the money would go to in the indiegogo campaign?

I watched a video of this man where drag queens appear and these drag queens are very turned on by these gay men. Funny video, but stupid at the same time because drag queens present themselves are an exageration of women but women in the end anyway. These men are attracted to men; not women so their efforts to get these men are useless.

Some people criticise this about drag queens because they tend to reinforce heterosexuality.

I do genuinely worry about these boys. When they age out, what will they do??

That video is terrible. Not even one chuckle

So he exists only because he plasters himself on Instagram.

How does he earn a living?

Predict what becomes of him at 40.

I predict a sugar daddy or two, R134.

Actually, after reviewing his YouTube channel, he's all about the gay community, which is pretty awesome.

He seems very sweet to me.

He seems like Andy Samberg's better looking but less talented twin brother to me.

Well the other guy's a hair stylist, so I guess he's at least not just relying on shirtless YouTube videos for income.

Max Emerson is a real working model R139. He has a legit agency and did real campaigns. Though I think he said he is quitting because of this movie.

What modeling has he done? I've never seen him in anything except one of his self-promotions.

He has done real campaigns. I certainly don't remember that shit but he has retweeted billboards and catalogs he was in. And I remember looking up his agencies and noticed he is listed through legit modeling agencies.

Anyway. Anyone notice how ever since his movie was funded he hasn't mentioned his "boyfriend" Kyle Krieger. Such a PR stunt...

R142 is correct; Max has done a lot of legit modeling. In the late spring, I remember opening up a ton of emails about men's fashion and saw him featured in many of them. Not so much in the last few months, however.

I think a great deal of Max's shtick is PR.

So why the hell was Max Emerson and Michael Sam hanging out together?

Max is a bromo

Because Michael Sam is lucky.

R144, I love the awkward queen with the coffee back there. Max is cute, even if he tries a little too hard.

I think that is his cousin R147. I remember he was in some terrible youtube videos Max had.

Also I guess this is Max acknowledging that his "relationship" with Kyle was solely a PR tool for "Hooked", not that anyone is surprised.

Those two caught off guard, awkward queens in the back at r144 made me laugh.

I wonder if Max Emerson ever find himself criticised for not conforming to the queen sterotype since he behaves and looks masculine.

This masculine vs feminine quarrel is so prevalent.

He makes silly youtube videos running around in his underwear with drag queens man R150.

And gay guys get attacked for being too queeny, not the reverse. I mean yes Max comes across as a "normal guy" not flamer, but that isn't really rare. Lots of gay guys don't flame.

Max is corny, fake and stuck-up.

There is still something sexy about him playing the alpha male in the way he does.

It is rare to see him sufficiently clothed. He must have Tarzan's blood running through his veins.

Handsome sugar daddy Anthony Watson:

Model Max Emerson has inspired us to take up nude surfing as a new year’s resolution.

Everybody forgot about him now.

He would be more attractive if he cut down on his neediness.

And put on 10-15 lbs.

With Paris's ex, River:

Tragic case of tinynip.

Sometimes it feels unfair that some people can make a lot of money and travel to different places in the world by just looking a certain way. No profession, no actual education, no trained acquired skills; just looks.

So when Max and Steve Grand hooked up, Max was the top?

Max is NOT a top. Besides he's probably too pretty and too scrawny for Steve. See link for a description of the type that turns him on:

The Hunger is real:

Snuggle with Flower!

Childhood dream come true!

I didn't realize Max had done something so explicit. Not complaining.

No dick, R168.

I've never heard of Max Emerson until now.

How is that, R170? Also, I wonder what you're aware of that I might never have heard of. I'm not being sarcastic or bitchy, btw.

[quote]Max is NOT a top.

What makes you say that? I'm pretty certain he does normally top.

Hmmm, this is the kind of men Max likes...

Tight:

[QUOTE]No dick, R168

That may be, but the dude is clearly fully nude, grinding his body all over a couch and actually semi spreading his cheeks. That's pretty explicit for a non-pornographic performer. As dumb as the video is, it was kinda hot.

Max has a big dick.

Pic, please, R176.

I thought I saw a peek of dick about halfway through that video.

Why do models get paid so much? The fact is that the entire human population barely knows the 0.001% of all of them. It isn't a really something that needs education and high expertise. It is something that only benefits the individual but has little to know benefit for a community or society.

I may be speaking from the envy/frustration that someone who studies to become a professional doesn't receive what these people receive monetarily, but isn't there some truth to this complaint?

Harpo, who 'dis woman?

THIS is the bulge shot. He's hung.

So beautiful.

More Max.

Has Max ever done porn because while browsing through Pornhub this PublicBFVideos ad showed up with him and another guy on the street posing for a pic.

R184 - link or screenshot???

R185

Ohhh. I dunno. Did you find a video on the site, R186? Never heard of them before, but looks like they might be one of those sites that steals and aggregates "found" amateur porn and then brands it under one umbrella. Seriously shitty business practice, but perhaps that's how his pic ended up there. Someone should Tweet or IG him and see what he says. Bet he doesn't even know his image is being used there.

Well, hold the phone, now that I actually visited the site Max and (his boyfriend, you say he is?) are prominently featured throughout - with a direct link to download their video. I'm not wasting the $1 on this, but perhaps some Max superfan on this thread will. Here's the link...

He probably has a deal with that site where he's sort of a model for it, bringing people in. Of course he won't be doing anything really sexual. If they've used him without his knowledge it's a lawsuit time.

yeahhhh, you're probably right, R189. There's probably nothing as revealing as this in his supposed video on that porn site...

I can almost imagine him making love to a guy but more in a romantic way.

Well, the "boyfriend" with him in those pics is fellow Instagram ho, Barrett Pall.

Someone go watch their video, please.

If there even is one. Might just be bait and switch. But, yes, someone please report back.

All you wanna be actors. Max Emerson is auditioning for his crowd sourced movie Hooked. If nothing else it is probably an easy way to sleep with him.

He's hot and has a nice bulge. Too bad he's gay. Not my type.

Surely one of you has seen his dong.

R196 = typical self-hating queen

beautiful ass r168

I just can't get over his tragic tinynip.

[quote] Max Emerson is auditioning for his crowd sourced movie Hooked. If nothing else it is probably an easy way to sleep with him.

Sure, but only those in Max's league need apply.

I don't think heterosexual men are interested in homosexual men, R196 That's why they are called heterosexual.

His bulge is perfectly normal, not above average. The ass is flat. The face, torso and legs are his selling point - and they certainly pass muster.

That video is more than a dollar. After 2 days it rolls into a monthly membership.

Love

Will people forget about him when he turns 30?

Hooked

Max has a big dick.

If only we had visual evidence of that, R208.

I don't care about his dick. He does have a nice ass though.

He has very little ass R210, as he makes fun of himself all the time.

I think his penis is average, it doesn't seem outstandingly big whenever he wears speedos, but size doesn't really matter.

I don't know what it is with Max. I feel like I should find him charming and funny, but something about his delivery in these videos just doesn't quite work for me.

That's cute R213. What don't you like about it?

The tinynip.

Interactions between gay men and drag queens sometimes reinforce heterosexuality.

R213 She's so beautiful. The drag queen is ugly though.

R213: agreed, watching him speak and act makes me feel uneasy too. I think if he just relaxes a bit and dials down his attempt a notch or two, it will make for much more enjoyable viewing.

Right now his style is too 'effortful' and thus strains the viewer's attention and nerves too.

R216 most drag queens are hetero-worshipping wannabe ex-gays.

I didn't know that R219 But when you see some of Max's video interacting with drag queens they usually act like desperate hetero women, they lust after him and he lets them lust, touch ect. That intercations nullifies the fact that he likes guys thus it reinforces heterosexuality because the drag queen.

Not that Max should stop making video with drag queens, not at all; it's just that drag has also this other side that reinforces heterosexuality since they are evoking heterosexual women.

Is that drag queen an amazonian or is Max just really teeny tiny? It's like watching a 10 year old boy sitting next to his great aunt.

[quote]But when you see some of Max's video interacting with drag queens they usually act like desperate hetero women, they lust after him and he lets them lust, touch ect. That intercations nullifies the fact that he likes guys thus it reinforces heterosexuality because the drag queen.

You are delusional. Drag queens are just gay men in a wig and make up. It in no way reinforces heterosexuality except in your own head.

[quote]Is that drag queen an amazonian or is Max just really teeny tiny

Max is like 6 ft. Put a lot of guys in highheels in they will be taller than that.

I must refute your insolent comment R222

drag is a double-edged act. While it can defy gender norms and institutionalised heterosexuality it can also reinforce them.

You might try reading "The SAGE Handbook of Identities":

Max advertising his sugar daddy that he got to fund most of his movie.

R222 drag is anti-gay hetero-worshipping act. There's nothing gay about it.

But the draG queens in Max's videos are drooling over Max. R225

I'm sure Max gets usually asked and asked the question: Are you really gay?

[quote] I'm sure Max gets usually asked and asked the question: Are you really gay?

Yes, while the questioner's cock is hitting the back of his throat. Some people get off on that.

Huh r227? I don't get it.

The top stuffs his member in Emerson's mouth and asks Max if he's really gay. Geddit now?

R229 Gay men who are not stereotypical are usually asked if they are really gay or people keep saying "I never thought you were gay".

Yeah I suppose Max isn't noticeably effeminate or anything like that. I guess I have known tons of gay guys like that so I don't find it note worthy, but you are right, people are stupid.

I remember in the Looking thread someone commented it was hard to believe Jonathan Groff/Patrick was even gay and I thought they were insane, he obviously reads gay even though he might not be a flaming stereotype.

But reading gay can be like code switching. It's not necessarily a constant, though it can be, of course.

Yup, R233!

R226 they just mimmick straight women. As R227 shows heteronormative trans stereotypes forced by drag are not just offensive but hurtful to the image of real gay men.

He says in R213 that he photoshops his bulge with the FaceTune app. In video form, Max is plain as hell. You see dozens of guys hotter than him walking the streets. What's so special about him?

Max Emerson appeared as a shirtless model in the mirror in the first episode of "The Real O'Neals"

Wow, his career is really going places. Appearing as an extra on a sitcom!

He is bod looked good but his face looked blah in the Real O'Neals. Lighting is key.

It's OK if Max and other gay models interact with drag queens. I just think that many of these "sexy" intercations between drag queens and gay models reinforce heterosexuality and undermine homosexuality. The drag queen forces the gay model to enter the terrain of heterosexual dynamics of attraction. flirting, etc.

This video exemplifies what I said. If Max had been shaved, touched and admired by another gay male being male while the drag queen compliments from the side without any sexual attempt coming from "her" then homosexuality would not have to give its place to heterosexuality.

I meant "complements".

absolutely agree r240 that (drag queens interacting with gay men) is disgusting and extremely homophobic

[quote][R216] most drag queens are hetero-worshipping wannabe ex-gays.

I have trouble believing this. Are you saying that they are pursuing relationships with women or what?

No, they are mimmicking straight women. They want to be straight women to fit into heteronormative man-woman gender norms.

You seem to be confusing drag queens with transgender women.

Drag queens are gay men. Just gay men who realized they can get tons of attention by performing in drag.

Trixxi mattel is prove positive of tranny clown make up fail

She took a smarties thats was left on a hot dasboard and smeared it al over her cheeks and nose as highlighter

Many heterosexual men are very receptive of drag queens' advances though.

Max is a noisy bull :)

Gay baiting.

It's like Max read the complaints about the interaction with drag queens and how they seem to reinforce heterosexual dynamics and he immediately went to bed with a guy who dresses like a guy.

[quote]If Max had been shaved, touched and admired by another gay male being male while the drag queen compliments from the side without any sexual attempt coming from "her" then homosexuality would not have to give its place to heterosexuality.

And my dick might have gotten hard.

Max is presenting his bare behind on Instagram today! I want to pinch his buttocks!

R246/"bitch", you've clearly never watched RuPaul's Drag Race. Trixie Mattel's entire shtick is that she's a "tranny clown makeup fail." Like, she's supposed to look like a melted Barbie.

It's very obvious that Max reads this thread. So, Max, hon, please use a copy editor next time you decide to publish a book because your memoir is chock full of very recognizable errors.

Eww, he has sex with that Davey Wavey creature. Even associating with him makes Max not hot anymore. (Shudders)😖

So based on that photo, I'm assuming he is cut?

I hope his hot mess movie that he supposedly filmed will get released eventually. His indiegogo campaign looks like a lazy scheme, but who knows. I like b-movie trash.

Max is a national treasure

I don't care if he could use a thimble for a condom, Max Emerson is beautiful, smart, funny, and worth it..

"worth it"?? Worth... what?

This thread has been inactive for some months now.

There have been other threads on Max in that time r260.

Post links, please R261

Meh. He is good looking, I'll give you that. But I got bored with his shtick a while ago. Also, he thinks that he is smarter, wittier, and more clever than he actually is.

And the book that he authored was in serious need of a real editor -- preferably someone who knew how to write.

Damn! Finally a pic on DL worth seeing.

Which pic, R264? Did you mean to post something?

I liked the whole macho voice he spoke with when he faked having sex with Davey Wavey in a video a few months ago.

There is damn cute little video with him and his boy here. Max is more natural and charismatic on camera when he is hanging out with him I've noticed.

Isn't his boyfriend some kind of consultant in Manhattan. Can you imagine being one his colleagues or his boss and stumbling upon these videos of him making an ass of himself with his bf? I mean, they're a cute couple and all and it's their personal time, but, still...

He is a consultant at Deloitte. He uses a different last name in his social media accounts to try to give some distance between the two lives.

While it definitely isn't the most professional looking thing, but he is just hanging out with his boyfriend. It isn't anything too embarrassing.

Mascs always seek each other and seem to complement each other.

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Goddamn, he's obnoxious and fake.

You sluts are taken in by any guy with his shirt off. NEWS FLASH: There's no room for your love in their massively inflated egos.

But he helps unprotected LGBT youth.

[quote]There's no room for your love in their massively inflated egos.

Our love?! Oh brother!

We are just looking at pictures of him underwear. Not deciding if he is the one.

[quote] But he helps unprotected LGBT youth.

But does he? Whatever happened to the movie or whatever scam, er, project he was seeking to have financed?

I don't know, but he seems more involved in that matter than any of us R275

Looks like someone realized making a movie is more complicated than he thought and ran out of money...

Always have to keep your ambitions in line with your budget, he needed a strong producer.

He wrote it but I don't think he was running the show and I think he was as shocked as anyone when they ran out of money. He'd better beg borrow and steal to get it out though because if he doesn't everyone will think he's a scammer.

He said he had to rewrite it to include a trans character when he was in London last year.

[quote]He wrote it but I don't think he was running the show and I think he was as shocked as anyone when they ran out of money.

He is directing the movie.

[quote]He said he had to rewrite it to include a trans character when he was in London last year.

Not surprised. I think he wanted to fend off attacks that his movie about homeless LGBT youth, was really about good looking white gay guys (ie himself).

I do give him credit because originally he wanted to star in it, but he actually gave the role to someone else. Takes a level of self-awareness to admit you aren't the best actor.

Link

In that video with his boyfriend in Colombia where Max tries to speak Spanish throughout the video, when they get soaked with water at the end Max was having an incipient erection because he was trying to protect his penis from the stream of water his his hands.

It is the first time I see Max's penis looking bigger XD

He's not going to be in it? Waaah.

[quote]Max was having an incipient erection

Link, please.

He does have a small role in it r283, but no, he is not the star, he is primarily behind the camera.

And I went and looked at the Colombian video r282 is talking about, that poster is trying to WAY oversell what happened. If you still want to see, it is around the 3 minute mark.

Thanks, R284. That was really no more incipient than what we usually see in Max's underpants.

You need to re-read the meaning of "incipient", R284

You need to look at more of Max's pics and videos, R286, if you think that moment in the video was any more mentionworthy than what we're already used to from Max.

I have seen a lot, that's why he stands out in the video recorded in Colombia. R287

Why "ho", by the way?

The only thing that first pictures makes obvious is that he is not well endowed at all. That crotch fabric is as loose as can be. If there's not strainage in the fabric I'll pass.

We know he doesn't look well-endowed, but I bet his penis is a least 13cms long when hard which is enough to give pleasure during sex.

Max Emerson showing off his boyfriend's bulge.

13 cm = 5".

Bet Max's dong is larger than that when hard.

He obviously has a nice enough dick. At least you know he doesn't have one of those dicks that's all shaft and then has a teeny-weeny little head on it like a felt tipped marker.

Is Max Jewish?

Max and his boyfriend serve some beach bulge for Max's sugardaddy Anthony Watson.

[quote] Don't judge

You've clearly come to the wrong website.

The penis doesn't have to be too long to give pleasure. The prostate is not that deep inside your body. 13cms can touch it and stimulate it.

How would I know this person outside of DL? What's does he do to warrant this much attention? He's "Hot" but completely interchangeable with other Instahos. Was he on some shitty CW or Disney show?

No, R299, he made himself "internet famous" by using social media -- principally Instagram and YouTube. He's done some modeling and a very little bit of acting, but nothing on the CW or Disney.

He milked Instagram (and to a lesser extent YouTube) by creating a narrative that he fed to his followers on a nearly daily basis. He kept them interested and coming back for more. Yes, of course, the shirtless pics and the sexual implications helped a LOT.

I'm sure everyone is familiar with his ass

I'm more interested in "sugar daddy" Andy Watson. He's cute.

I don't know if Max is Jewish or not, but he reminds me of Jewish guys I've known. It would not surprise me to find out he was Bar Mitzvah.

Oh, so sweet. He tanned his whole body and left his butt untouched from sunlight just to please his boyfriend :P

I want to pinch his buttocks!

Max's Spanish sounds hilarious.

From looking at his Instagram, he frequents Asia often. The johns must pay very well there for his untanned American ass. Anyone know his outcall rates? Should I just refer to his crowd funding page for them?

He wasn't kidding when he said he had no ass.

Was Max one of the gay charter guests at the end of this season's "Below Deck"?

Vapid egomaniac.

I'm sure we'll get Brent Corrigan-caliber movies from him.

Found this on his channel.

Very unusual to see him in this attitude :P

Bitch, don't tease us with you doing a porn unless you are actually gonna do it.

He's annoying. He's not funny or a good actor.

He needs to do porn.

The part where he is a prostitute reminds me so much of the time when I met an Argentinian male prostitute in my country and he was more or less dressed like Max in this video except the tank top was green and he was slightly more muscular than Max.

Last decade Argentina's economy was really bad and lots of Argentinians crossed Los Andes over to Chile looking for a job and many of them worked as male prostitutes. This continues to happens, lots of Argentinain male prostitutes to please both sexes.

The only thing Max is really good at is going on vacation and taking trips.

He should team up with Tommy and Gio and Colton R316

His dick looks short and stubby.

Where did you see his dick?

Although men who work out apparently have harder erections than the average man... So when Max gets hard he is the man of steel.

He says he's a horny man.

For Christmas, Max should show us his dong.

That video was awkward from beginning to end. The whole part of him proudly putting a condom on a banana was off putting enough. It got more uncomfortable when he giggled and smiled while stating that he has gotten gonorrhea.

I basically agree r323. I actually appreciated everything he had to say and it was interesting to hear, but as is often the case with his videos I feel his overall delivery was just sort of awkward. Basically, I think there is a reason he has had little success as an actor.

The fact that he's gay and prodicers don't think they can promote him among fangirls as a hetero sex symbol?

'He sacrifices so much to be a model! Now watch as he writhes around on a sofa while hiding his penis! And follow him on social media! He's sacrificing for you!"

Being a model is inno way a sacrifice. It's easy money for no real skills at all.

Otherwise you would be taught modelling in university.

An old video.

The new Bachelor reminds me of Max.

New butt pic.

Do they wear those masks when they fuck? Are they finally making a sex tape? Did one of his johns film it?

Bulge? All I see is a nubbin.

Max's been silent on Youtube since we entered 2017.

What's new with his IG?

He's pretty much a Johnny-one-note in terms of what he is "selling" on IG and youtube. The sexual innuendo and teasing about showing his cock gets pretty old pretty fast.

His writing is cringe-worthy and his acting is awful. Plus, he comes across as an entitled douche. I cannot imagine what he is going to do when the looks fade. And, they always fade.

HE's embarrassed as that movie he shilled for a year really fucking sucks. Plus youtube changed its policy to exclude more adult entertainment.

Plus his dad the rich surgeon was revealed to be a Nassssty Trumpette.

[quote]HE's embarrassed as that movie he shilled for a year really fucking sucks

I'm SHOCKED! Who would have guessed someones who primary talent is looking pretty and can't even make great youtube videos, isn't the best person to craft a good movie.

I don't even want to mean, I honestly like Max well enough, but when he was raising money for his movie... I was just like wha? What makes you think you know how to make a movie?

R336 Proof?

R334 - I unfollowed him on IG over two years ago. He's a massive bore.

"Epic" bulge shot? Please.

I like the way he acts though, especially when he plays the alpha male because I like men who are naturally alpha in some way.

The only thing that bothers me a bit is when he makes videos with drag queens because the interactions with them usually reinforce heterosexuality since they play the role of womens and express women's desires and gay men such as Max m¿have to act as heterosexual men satisfying the desires of the "women" in his videos.

New video.

Penis lines

About last Saturday

A desire to see Max naked and fully hard is growing on me lately. He must be a grower I think...

Except it is very unlikely gays find drag queens sexually appealing.

Why does he feel the need to enlarge his eyes like he does his bulge?

Damn, him and Andres are moving into digs in the West Village?! Expensive neighborhood.

Max look-a-like?

Really drunk?

In this pic Max's dick look really nice.

I get the impression Max gained some slight amount of muscle...

Maybe he changed his photoshop technique.

If Max had been in When We Rise, more people would have watched.

there is something wrong with you all

Max always looks delectable. And dongful.

He bugs his eyes out like that, r346, because he's a ham.

His material isn't truly funny, so he has to hammer out cues when the audience is supposed to laugh. Maybe his only exposure to show business are drag shows in gay clubs, because he projects like he's on stage all the time, trying to reach across 1,000 people.

He also thinks he's working with good material, when it's all just a masturbatory ego trip.

I can't think of anyone less funny and less cool than Max Emerson. And he's not THAT hot. Not Olivia Newton John hot. So the Grease parody lingering over his scrawny, hairy body seems uncalled for.

The only thing I didn't like about Max working with drag queens is that in older videos unfortunately they reinforced heterosexuality because drag queens assumed the female role and then Max's homosexuality was nullified because he had to somehow act as the heterosexual man receiving the objectification exerted by the drag queen as a woman would to a heterosexual man.

Lately, Max has not reproduced those instances; instead, drag queens now act more like fairies in his videos. That's a positive change.

I can tolerate drag queens, women, straight people or tongue-in-cheek parodies of heterosexuality. It's all an art.

But artlessness, on the other hand, is out-of-the-question.

[quote] If Max had been in When We Rise, more people would have watched.

Or not.

R358 = one pretentious fuck, the sort of person you can't get away from fast enough at a party.

I question the idea that drag queens parody heterosexuality or that it is purely art. I think they actually want to experience heterosexuality by assuming the female role and having heterosxual men setting their eyes on them. Having watched and heard drag queens before the line between art and sexual fantasies, especially with heterosexual men is very blurry.

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"When I grow up I'm gunna have TWO husbands and live on the moon." Me, age 12. New series coming soon!

r360 = unbridled misogynist who just wants every gay man to join him insulting those worthless women for fun.

Like I'd ever go to one of your shitty, "Let's hate on straight people" parties!

Of course they want to do those things, r361.

But there's nothing wrong with those things at the end of the day. They can be beautiful and hilarious.

Why don't you live and let live instead of putting sexist rules on everybody.

He admits he Photoshops the hell out of his pictures (I am sure bulge and all). His responses to that interview was a bad combination of delusional and mind-numbing.

All agencies use photoshop to alter pics because no human being is perfect as models look in pics.

This image is causing quite a stir...

Of course it's going to trigger insecure men. Where can I read those insecure men's comments?

Event event.

Why doesn't this whore just show us his cock and be done with it?

[quote]Why doesn't this whore just show us his cock and be done with it?

Because if you've seen his early "underpants model" vids for WOW you would see there is not all that much to show. Max is hot as fuck, but he is not hung.

His penis must be average. It's just that porn has conditioned us to expect really long hoses which most men don't really possess. One of Max's erections can perfectly massage your prostate if you were to be topped by him.

He slept with Steve Grand, so I assume he's a somewhat decent top.

What does his IG say today?

Sad to leave #savannah "behind". (Get it?)

The bulge in OP looks weird, like there's some kind of dip in it with rough edges

His buttocks are magical!

Max Emerson actually has often complained about having a flat butt.

I like his butt and you don't have to a top to like butts. Actually, butts also arouse a bottom because they are read as eventual information regarding a man's sexual performance.

Turn around, Max.

New video.

HOOKED world premier announcement!

It's about time. We were starting to think it was a scam.

We look forward to the reviews of what undoubtedly will be a cinematic masterpiece. A tour de force! Groundbreaking!

Please be 1000 times better than his book.

Will Max be okay if his big movie gets shitty reviews which is quite possible? Also he keeps saying that half of the profits will go to this charity, what if there are no profits?

Making a good, successful film is not easy. Maybe he will surprise me, but even his youtube content isn't that great so I am skeptical.

It's going to suck. We already know what Max's creative content is made of, and it's lame, ham-fisted corn.

This raging narcissist with no concept of other people's needs/wants/feelings is NOT the guy to direct a sensitive, astute and well-observed film about gay homeless youth.

"Inside Out" film festival in Canada is the BEST he could do?

This means that Max and HOOKED were REJECTED by Sundance, South X Southwest, Newfest, Outfest, the British Film Institute Flare fest and even Fringefest.

When and where you premiere your independent film speaks to how good the quality is, so we can already tell HOOKED is terrible.

If even the top gay festivals didn't want it ...

Some people are so bitter.

[quote] Please be 1000 times better than his book.

Then it would still be shitty. . .

R388 nails it. His talents are best suited to low-rent, sophomoric nonsense. You just know this thing is going to be dreadful.

In Costa RIca with a flock of gays

R392 Is it strange that I would most like to do the guy with the least amount of abs?

Not strange. I don't want to do him (I think he's that annoying "I'm the baby" one from Fire Island) but I'm turned off that all bar him have six packs.

LOL at the miserable old fatties here who are jealous of Max.

They would not complain if they could get men like him for themselves. You know where the jealousy comes from.

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Max is not a catch.

He's a Basic Douche.

Tons of guys have hotter looks without the aggressive narcissism, unfunny jokes and constant, cloying famewhoring.

If Max is so hot, he wouldn't be afraid to show his dick.

Either he has a short, deformed dick or he's a boogie prude. Either way, he's a little bitch.

Which one "doesn't" have abs in that picture?

And, I mean, good for them on maintaining their very low body fat % and all, but, damn, most of them look a bit skeletal. To each their own, but when just lifting your arms to put them around your friend reveals every rib in stark detail things start getting bit much for me.

As for Max and his movie. I actually don't think he comes across as a douche at all -- he genuinely seems like a sweet guy -- but that has nothing to do with having any kind of cinematic talent.

[quote] but when just lifting your arms to put them around your friend reveals every rib in stark detail things start getting bit much for me.

Those aren't their ribs. They are fairly decent serratus muscles, which vary in development among the guys in that photo. I know a lot of gay guys who would love to have their serratus showing. According to Men's Health:

[quote] The serratus anterior muscle may be the sexiest muscle on the male physique. This is the muscle group on the side of your rib cage that resembles shark gills when they’re well developed and you’re shredded.

Jeff Seid. Can't stand that homoerotic homophobe >.<

More like a homophobic closet case

I agree that Jeff Seid is a homophobic closet case (with dick-sucking lips), but the little douche does have some well-developed muscles.

I don't know if Jeff Seid is a closeted case, but certainly there is huge cognitive dissonance in being so homoerotic and being a homophobe at the same time. There are vids of him flaunting his muscles in front of older men for valudation. The very act of flaunting his muscles around other men is a homoerotic act in itself.

Back to Max, he looks hot with his boyfriend hugging him from behind. I actually like how his boyfriend usually sort of reclaims his alpha position whenever they are photographed together.

Wow look at that VPL

What is VPL?

I hate acronyms thrown randomly.

Visible Penis Line R407

Did anybody read about this controversy?

Report of Hanouna's exploitation of Max to catfish gay men is up on Huffington Post.

"Hanouna" suggests he may be muslim too...

Is Max really gay ?

Nah, he just has sex with men for the laughs R412

Well, if you say so

Max and Andres make sure to say no homo before they fuck. Just because they are boyfriends doesn't mean you need to make it gay!

Interviews promoting #HookedProject in #toronto with lead actor @kahnner for @etcanada... but turn to @ctvnews in ten minutes to catch the live interview

Looking real good today Toronto! Hooked premier tomorrow night. Don't miss it! #hooked #indiemovie #toronto

Writer/Director Max Emerson aka @maxisms joins me on the show today to discuss his new film 'Hooked' debuting at Canada's premiere LGBT film fest @insideoutfestival

The first review I saw for "Hooked". Basically says what you expect. Max Emerson's script is fairly cliche and the movie needed a stronger narrative voice.

Another short review hitting the same notes

[quote]Instagram star Max Emerson’s debut feature about an unstable street youth-turned-sex-worker named Jack (Conor Donnally) who fatefully meets closeted Connecticut lawyer Ken (Terrance Murphy) is obviously inspired by My Own Private Idaho – Donnally even resembles a buff River Phoenix.

[quote]But Emerson is no Gus Van Sant, and the film features uneven acting, strange pacing and a lazily melodramatic plot. Still, Donnally’s wild-eyed protagonist – charismatic and dangerous – is always intriguing, and Emerson’s larger theme about the plight of LGBTQ street kids, underscored in a PSA scroll at the end, is important. GS

How old is MAx?

R421 He's 28

Apparently, Max has run before he's learned to walk as a film "auteur."

The only film of Max's that anyone wants to see is his sex tape.

I'd love to see Andres' and Max's sex tape

A good film about homosexuality has to be realistic, not avoiding the social context.

Old but if you would like to watch.

Hooked NYC Premier (also: random song)

It looks like Max either gained weight (body fat) or has gained muscle mass. I can't decide but he definitely looks bigger. R428

Seems pretty much the same

I would love to see Max's thrusting moves. The fact the he is also very expressive makes the thought even sexier.

We need an openly gay version of AllAmericanGuys to satisfy erotic fantasies of so many gay boys on this planet.

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What do you think they're talking about at R430? I'm thinking molecular geometry....OR the latest episode of "Riverdale."

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Behind the scenes

So tired of seeing this tired thread tiredly pop up over and over again.

This ho is tired.

If you don't want to see it R436 you can ignore the whole thread

I'm surprised that someone so vapid has so many followers. What does he offer them? How many times can you look at the same abs and, occasionally, the same ass online?

Andres bulge is lookin good

There's a stress mark on the e: Andrés.

So did anyone see the movie he wrote? Remember Max is a writer!

R4395 Andrés does not have shrinkage DAMN

Giant bulge, just add water

Max's ass looks great there, too. Guess an underwater lens and gravity can really help.

Truple

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Max is finally learning and using tildes ^_^

Bulging on bikes.

Did anyone here actually watch his movie? Have a chance to see it soon but not sure I am going to bother.

No, but it sounds hilarious if you are into z-movies.

Max's penis looks so apetising in that pic :P R448

What's new?

Anytime this thread pops back up I have to giggle, because anyone who has seen Max's old "How to be an Underpants Model" vids on YouTube are fully aware Max's bulge is NOT epic. His go to filler - slices of cheap white bread. Eliminates VPL and adds bulk.

Who cares. He still has a penis long enough to massage any prostate.

Yes it probably is r453, but long enough to do the job is hardly a synonym for epic. OP is trafficking an "alternative fact". Just saying........

There a one person who obsessively bumps this thread and doesn't post anywhere else in Datalounge.

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Photo shoot with boyfriend.

I bet many want to know who's the top and who's the bottom. They seem to play visually with the idea of who dominates the relationship. At times Max looks like the leading one; other times Andrés.

They directly answered that question r458, said they are very much versatile together and take turns top/bottoming with each other.

I particularly liked one of their pictures where Andrés is wearing his uniform and hugging Max from behind as if assuming the protective role.

Max's looking a bit stiffy in that bedroom pic :P

Is Richards, Matty a fatty?

29, by the way. I thought he was like 27.

He was 27, R463, when this thread started.

Is "Emerson" his real last name? He looks Jewish to me. He reminds my of my first boyfriend, at least, who was Jewish.

Massage class

I'm Jewish R465 and I thought that too.

I think these men are sex beasts. Max already told in one video he's a horny man.

We've seen his father, who doesn't look, and is not, Jewish. He looks like generic white dad.

Chest rug.

I wonder, do gay models face challenges for being non-heterosexual in their field?

Only if they call themselves "gay," r471. As long as you call yourself "str8" while chowing down on cock, no problem.

Max is lazy with his YT channel.

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Btw there was an alleged jack off video of Max Emerson. I know you can find it on LPSG.

But the thing is it could be anybody, no way to know if that is actually Max's dick.

Russell Tovey isn't coming to Broadway with the London production of Angels in America. Could Max Emerson play his part? Does Max Emerson know Nathan Lane?

Max Emerson is not a good actor. He even admits this himself which is why he put his ego aside and had someone else play himself in his movie "Hooked".

Also to carry over, someone in that thread claimed to slept with Emerson.

Said he was lazy in bed and bottomed for him.

R478, where is "that thread"?

As as I said in r475, on lpsg. It is the big Max Emerson thread in their celebrity section.

Whore

R481: what's that dangling between his legs?

The thread referred to earlier

I don't think this is him.

Found it on that site R483

Not him. The nipples are too big. Max has tinynip.

Of course that is not him r484, no one thought it was. It was the jerk off video that no one knows if is him or not because you don't have much to go off of.

You sound weird R486

WHORE

[quote] Said he was lazy in bed and bottomed for him.

That's called a pillow bottom.

What if you are a moaning and groaning pillow bottom, does it make it better?

A daring pic.

This is @mattdallas and @bluehamilton. They’re doing a web series where they kidnap me and keep me tied up in their basement for recreational purposes. 10/10 would shoot again.

Did they film a collaboration video?

[quote]They’re doing a web series where they kidnap me and keep me tied up in their basement for recreational purposes.

Those amateurs?

Fall 2017 Update! (in bed)

Max Emerson Goes For A Dip, Forgets His Swimsuit.

The video at r495= No one wants to spend money for the rights to distribute my movie because it isn't actually that great of a product.

there needs to be a giant orgy with max, instagram rex, shawn, and colton. so hot.

[quote]instagram rex

Who?

[quote]shawn

Who?

I think Shawn is Shawn Mendes. No idea who this Rex guy is.

Speaking of thirsty bitches, WEHT thirst queen supreme Steve Grand?

R501 Jockstraps, Rose. And complaints that people aren't taking him seriously.

Max is hot and despite his looks that grant him access to the top spheres he seems to share with all kind of gays regardless of looks or social status.

Pushing IG's boundaries.

Showing the pubes, hot.

Max Emerson's Nude Selfie Is Almost Too Steamy For Instagram.

Max Emerson Exchanges Nudes with A Fellow Max.

Max, you reaaally just needs to do the big arty frontal and stop pimping out your IG on DL. Mariano Vivanco might help - and join the proud group of models who have gone full frontal.

This has been annoying for a while. Just be bold and do it.

There is somehting so inviting in how Max projects his sex drive in his suggestive pics. He literally lets you know he is a horny man.

I told him to show dong.

I am glad that he doesn't shave his pubes completely . A trimmed thatch of pubes is very sexy

[quote] he seems to share with all kind of gays regardless of looks or social status.

Clearly, you've not met him.

[quote]Clearly, you've not met him.

Clearly you have.

I for one prefer the stuff shaved.

Thankfully, r514, you are only for one.

Mnaly like it shaved. It's more hygenic.

Pretending to be heterosexual for an ad XD

Wow, now that's an old photo of Max!

Max Emerson had a blow job scene starting around 4:40

Wow, Max humping :P

It may just me but his right arm looks kind of photoshopped...

The car in the pic at R517 is almost twice Max's age.

Switzerland!

Think this is about wedding cake?

"The visible penis is average."

That settles it. The dick is more epilogue than epic.

I don't understand why some people care so much about penis size. Max's penis is OK, he's never going to have sex with any of us, but his penis is long enough to massage any man's prostate.

Besides, average penises get much harder than the long ones.

how he afford so many frequent expensive vacations ?

He is a slutty hoe

Every single time I see this thread pop up on DL I think to myself "where's his epic bulge?"

Because there isn't one.

Max Emerson “rises to the occasion” in a pair of ultra-revealing boxer-briefs

I like to think that all these sexually suggestive pics of him lately are so because his testosterone is making his sex drive go really high. 😜

New Series! "Coloring with Max and Mckenna!"

New trick.

r533 More of that caved-in left nipple.

She and her cock are truly much ado about nothing.

I see men that look like him all the time and I am in rural Michigan. He is a model?

Is he heavily photoshopped in all his pictures? Because he doesn't seem to have pecs or abs in that video.

I think his phone is on his dick, R537, producing the effect in R533.

If you truly believe that his photo is on his dick then I have a bridge to sell you.

Phone, not photo.

Well, maybe he taped it on, asshole, but that's what the joke is. Suit yourself.

OK. I'll leave you to your fantasies.

By the way, it is interesting how undefined his body is when it's a video that he can't filter to death like his pics (which he readily admits).

Why do some of you act to bitchy? You seem to act like that bitchy girl of the movie.

Not me, R543. I have never said a bitchy word about Max. I think he's quite divine.

How could you not like him?

Some gays need to stop having bitchy girls as their icons. They soon become carbon replicas of them.

Seriously. What's not to like?

Looking dongful.

Max must be such a horny stud in bed :P

I wish Max would get cast in a TV series.

What, as a chlamydia patient zero, R550?

epic? lol you have to get out more OP

His present.

Corny, talentless douche.

Show us yer balls!

Gay bros are hot.

New butt pic.

He's been doing the same shtick for the last five years.

I have only known about Max for 2 or 3 years now and I love his provocative pics, especially when he sort of asserts alpha male status with those pics that convey phallic meanings.

The only thing that frustrates me is when he appears with drag queens because the interaction shifts to a representation of heterosexuality and we don't need a gay guy to evoke heterosexual lust.

I wonder how much the little slut charges for anal...

Your anus or his, R560?

Asleep.

Poor Max, Roofied at the bathhouse again!

I think he's cute and I appreciate his sense of humor. Much more entertaining than the pouty, gym-obsessed Instagram hos.

I think the photographic and circumstantial evidence reveals that Max Emerson has a short, stubby, down-curved hardon and that's why he can't just become a porn star.

I once dated a man with a dick curved south. It looked like a question mark.

And the answer to that question is, "no."

Max gives an Emmy-worthy performance as "Cheyenne, the Pool Boy" in the opening episode of EAST SIDERS, Series 3. Streaming on Netflix for your entertainment and edification.

WHERE IS HIS GROUNDBREAKING HOMELESS MOVIE?

It has played festivals and got pretty poor reviews r568.

Half the "profits" are going to support homeless lgbt youth as he loved to say, but of course there will be no profits. Making a successful movie is not something just anybody can do.

Instagram ho Max Emerson posts an epic ass shot.

[quote] Making a successful movie is not something just anybody can do.

Just an example of his arrogance. Same thing with that book. He thought it was great literature, but it was a struggle to get through even a portion of it. He's a bit of a con-artist who has gotten by on his looks and charm, which he will use to his advantage when it suits him.

r571 Oh, that book.

Did Max say anything interesting in that book?

He's an author?

[quote] He's an author?

Yes, in the same way Trump is a president.

At least he tries and is not harming anybody.

He seems very sweet to me.

If his "underwear model in the mirror" had become a regular character on the Real O'Neals, I would have watched the show.

[quote] He seems very sweet to me.

He did to me as well. Then I met him. He can be a rather difficult diva to work with. Had I not met him I likely would have had a better opinion of him than I do having met him. He tries to hide it -- though at times not well -- but he can easily reveal his "douche-bro" side.

A bulge to look at.

I mean, sure. But even women are going to have a bulge in underwear that tight, R580.

I have no desire to look at a woman's bulge >.< R581

That's hardly a "bulge".

r583 is hardly a non-cunt.

He looks a lot like a guy I used to fuck in college. Is he Jewish? Maybe "Emerson" is his middle name, and "Bernstein" his last?

Whoever is doing his photoshopping totally missed his deep forehead wrinkles in R585. He must be a smoker and a sun worshipper to have such damaged skin.

I hate photoshop queens. Die, r586.

He's shown up with his dad, who's a good old boy WASP.

R579, thanks for the info! Where did you see him (if you can reveal that)? Any more gossip?

lol 587, how do you feel about Botox and fillers? Then he wouldn’t need photoshop.

Daddy Emerson has appeared on his son's various "platforms" on a couple of occasions. He has a mustache.

Well, no one is 100% one thing. We ll have a kind side and an unkind one.

r590 I don't care if someone is photoshopped or not. It's the queens who can't stop themselves telling us about it in their attempt to ruin everyone else's enjoyment whom I want to strangle. Those queens do not deserve to take their next breath.

You're so entertaining with your defensiveness over this guy! Please continue for the remainder of this thread.

[quote]the remainder of this thread.

Five more posts.

And it's not defensiveness

over Max.

I hate "But it's photoshopppppppppppppppped" queens

more than anyone else

on Datalounge, no matter whom they are "But it's photoshopppppppppppppppped"ing about.

Aren't you cute, Stan

Who is Stan?