More Male Sex Dolls

"Gym dick?"

Huh?

If my doll ever wore that doofy hat, I would kick him to the curb ........

$6000 isn't too much. I like the one looking out of the window, he has hairy chest, looks real!

Mama's mussy is wetter than the Amazon rain forest!

They look really good from a distance, but how desperate must you be to get one of these? Well I try not to judge. Its funny because I was watching this british series named Humans were they had robots named synthetics too.

Where do you store them after you're done?

R6 They're not just for Christmas, they're for life.

R5 ...... you lay them in your bed so that when you get home from work you can yell at them about being lazy and doing nothing all day .........and then you have make up sex.

"Where do you store them after you're done?"

I'd put a trench coat on him and use him as a daytime butt plug.

So when the owner dies, can you throw that thing in the recycle bin whole?

Am I the only one who thinks they look like corpses?

I guess I would have to hide it in my closet. But I hate it in there!

Not a dad bod in the bunch, all so perfect. Perfect abs check perfect sculpted chest check

R13 Do you think they should develop a chubby prototype for the chub chasers?

Cleaning must be a pain in the ... ass.

Literally.

Can you detach the mouth and anal receptacles and put them in the dishwasher?

Why are they all so twink-like?

Do the penises inflate to a desired level of arousal?

[quote]Why are they all so twink-like?

We all know that Twinkies have a very long shelf-life.

Keept the questions cumming guys...

How would you dispose of it without getting cops suspicious?

Can you imagine this getting delivered to your door?

Any videos of people having sex with these dolls?

I can see them as art, but they're way too creepy for sex toys.

R18 .......... a flaccid penis and erect penis are add-ons ..........seriously

[quote]Do you think they should develop a chubby prototype for the chub chasers?

Sure, why not? It says they can customize them. I wonder if they would make one that looks exactly like your favorite hot celeb.

So fabulous I want to collect them all. Starting with Rough Tradish Gabriel and his Prince Albert.

Toys for Necrophiliacs.

THE WEB SITE ALSO SELLS FEET!!!

Does the skin feel real?

Oh sweetie, R28 ...not just ANY feet ....check out the vajankle

R30 My birthday is in March.

Do they come with an anus?

This guy starred in late-80s erotic thrillers.

This one has a tiny penis

I might hit this one..

Saxy

And does this make you question your doll sexuality yet?

Added Bonus: you get to drive in the HOV lanes!

Why isn't his mouth open? Like those sex dolls for straight guys?

Creepy things.

The one at R34 looks like he was a puppet on "Thunderbirds."

Hah r40 exactly what I thought! Expensive doll, cheap wig!

R39 - "About the heads: Our standard heads have a shallow oral core suitable for kissing and also fellatio although using a silicone doll of any brand for oral sex is never recommended. All our manikin heads are interchangeable so you can have more than one head for each body. The heads come with a pair of handmade eyes, a wig, silicone teeth and a removable silicone tongue.

Note about oral heads: Although we do offer oral function, we do not recommend using silicone dolls of any brand for fellatio. The vigorous friction in the mouth area can cause tears and other damage. If you really do want a head for fellatio we recommend that you order an additional “stunt” head for the action and keep the primary head for kissing and looking beautiful."

I'd collect them all but I'm afraid my Madame Alexander dolls would get jealous.

"...we recommend that you ... keep the primary head for kissing..." might be the creepiest sentence in the whole marketing bit.

I wonder if an edible version made out of fondant would have changed Jeffrey Dahmer's life?

So fucking weird. I love it.

Yes, but do they swallow?

Well they don't spit, so maybe?

I wonder when we'll have our first Jude Law looking sex robot.

Even better R46, they gargle!

Even if they look hot it must be the closest thing you can get to without actually fucking a corpse!

Unless you order the optional heating unit, R50.

Kisses, doll!

R30, quit pussyfooting around!

I lol'd, R53.

I just adopted a "living doll".

2015 bump bitch troll at R54. Be sure to block and FF her dismal posts.

It's the future of sex. When the pandemic is finally incurable and chronic that is all the sex we will be getting.