So bored of sex with pretty men

Thank you for sharing your excuse for sitting on the sofa eating ice cream instead of going to the gym. Fatty.

I never tire of beautiful/pretty men. The handsome and masculine ones are the boring ones.

Ignoredar says you are the Program Troll. What gives?

Hot men have never tried hard for someone to like them. They want people to serve them, which is why they utterly suck in bed. Sex is about pleasing your partner

You are the Program Major Book Resale Troll and you have been whining about being friendless and a loser for months, and all of a sudden you have been swimming in hot guy ass because you're that stunning? Fuck off already.

R5, I don't think he is the Program Major Troll.

He is, R6. Not only is he the Program major Asian Troll, he is also R4 on this thread and the OP of the "Should I go out of my way to tell my old high school and college classmates I'm gay?".

Press 'ignore' on him and you'll see.

I did and his posts didn't read like the Program Major Troll's.

For this thread I'll be a multi-chinned dadbod happy that OP will point his muscled heels to the ceiling.

Less than beautiful guys usually try much harder in bed and it ends up being a lot more fun. Most beautiful guys think they're so special they should just lay there and let the other guy worship their magnificence. Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em right up the ass!

Why do you think I would need to ignore this póster?

[quote] Most beautiful guys think they're so special they should just lay there and let the other guy worship their magnificence.

Thank goodness for that. I don't want them to actually exert themselves for anything.

[quote] Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em right up the ass!

Gladly.

That goes double for beautiful women.

Theres always exceptions but i've found this to be true. The hottest guys are boring in bed. I'd rather fuck a 7 than a 10. Or fuck a 7 then a 10. Either way.

What's so sad about OP is that on another thread (according to ignoredar) he said he's depressed because he watches 2 to 3 hours of TV a day.

If he really were as buff as he says (which would require a lot of time at the gym) and also running through "a stable of fuck buds," that just wouldn't be possible.

OP/Program Troll is full of shit.

I suspect that he is posting this thread as a make-believe excercise in being Tom Hardy.

Doesn't anyone besides me want to have a relationship and possibly marriage? Why this compulsion to fuck everyone's brains out?

Can't we guys just have "normal" lived, without only focusing on sex? Elder gays who are without a steady companion: do you ever wish you had made more of an effort to seek out and stay with a special man? Maybe even have a kid?

I love fucking guys who are a bit ugly or fat, they are oh so appreciate and MUCH more creative in the sack.

You have a great imagination, OP. Unfortunately, it is the only thing that is great about you.

I'm so beautiful that I just like laying there and having men who are so grateful to have me in their beds service me

[quote] I'm so beautiful that I just like laying there and having men who are so grateful to have me in their beds service me

Call me.

I've been having sex with hit beautiful handsome men all my life- and it's been a hellava lot of fun if not always great and not always pain free. Both of my long term relattionships were with two of the most handsome men I've ever known- both were good lovers- sex had nothing to do with the breakups. The OP is probably not at all what he says- which I gather from the ignore function is the case.

I have sex with every pretty man that will have me. I'm in my 40's, so this probably won't last forever. The way I see it, I have the rest of my life to do it with the ugly fuckers, I'll take the pretty ones while they are still there.

Ignore button is so much more efficient than trolldar ever was.

I'm putting that on my gravestone r23!

Don't waste the pretty, r23.

OP is into herself and not quite getting the attention she wanted, so decided as a defense mechanism that she doesn't like the pretty men anyway.

Does that sound about right, DL?

The real firecrackers are the hot men with broken self-esteem.

Is the poster formerly known as "Program Troll" or "John" still on DL?

"Doesn't anyone besides me want to have a relationship and possibly marriage?"

Yes. There was a reason gay marriage became a legal reality.

" Why this compulsion to fuck everyone's brains out?"

What does that have to do with marriage?

"Can't we guys just have "normal" lived, without only focusing on sex?"

It sounds like normal to you is "heteronormative." Why the fuck do you want to be "heteronormative" if you're gay? It doesn't even work for most of the heteros.

You've got issues.

" Elder gays who are without a steady companion: do you ever wish you had made more of an effort to seek out and stay with a special man?"

Oh, God no. If anything I wasted too much time trying to make that happen. And then beating myself up over not making it happen. There's no man on earth that can make you happy if you're not happy with who you are right now.

" Maybe even have a kid?"

Again, what does the kid have to with marriage and a man? Single people have kids all the time. Even single gays. You could have a kid if you really want to. You could do it now.

Instead of whining on the internet.

Oh, wait, COVID madness.

Smoke copious amounts of pot, silly.

Also, you realize your little, um, I'm going to call it a "prayer?"--anyway, that really doesn't have any

First world problems

Gimme an average guy with a big dick anyday.